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"I'm Team Switzerland. Because every smart girl knows that fire and ice make steam."

My favorite cuss words are bitch and dumbass. random, i know.

Real Name: Rebecca

Nickname: Becky

Birthday: April 28th, 1995

Things You Should Know About Me...

It's Most Likely Me If: You hear someone talking about morbid and weird random funny crap (along with my accomplice, Maggie! Mwuhahaha!!)

How I got into Twilight: When i was in 7th grade least year, i was sitting at my usual lunch table and my friends started talking about "Jacob," "Edward," "OMG VAMPIRESSS," "TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!" (or something like that... idk) soooo, i asked them what Twilight was. The first word they said was "Vampires," and i automatically said "Stupid," and turned back to my cheese and sauce on a piece of cardboard bread. But then at the beginning of 8th grade, my Mom bought the whole series and i just decided, hey why not? Then i read Twilight in 1 day :) so yeah, thats it really.

Favorite Books: Twilight Series, Harry Potter series, Wuthering Heights, The Hatchet, Wayside School, The Luxe Series, White Oleander, Paint it Black, Holes, Beautiful Americans, The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod(d? idk how many d's there are), Jane Eyre, The Hunger Games, The Catcher in the Rye, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Series.

Favorite Authors: JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer (of course! she made Carlisle), Emily Bronte, and others. i know more of them them but i cant think of any right now lol!

Favorite Bands/Singers: The Killers, Coldplay, Paramore, The Rolling Stones, Three Days Grace, Rascal Flatts, The Veronicas, The All-American Rejects, and a lot more.


Pisces:(FULL SUM): Edward, who lost his parents in a car crash when he was 10, lives in Chicago with his foster family, the Culllens. While trying to get through his unknown depression, he's at his yet again, new and dull job at a dollar store. While working there, he always notices a girl with brown hair who comes into the store everyday. But one day, she buys a pregnancy test, and finds out she's pregnant. Edward, upon discovering that she's afraid of her own home, offers to help her with her pregnancy by living with him. How will life turn out for them? AH. Canon pairings.

Ok, I know where the story is going, but right now, I'm having a little bit of writer's block. So, don't expect frequent updates. Sorry :\

Edward's Camera: What happens when Edward records his family and gives a commentary with his video camera? Crackfic. After breaking dawn. Hilarity ensues.

This is just a 'side project' so, I don't update this often. But it is fun writing it.

Misery Enjoys Company: (FULL SUM): Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper and Edward catch a train hobo style, and head to Forks. They were five people with nothing in common, forced to spend nearly a whole day inside a train with eachother. That morning they had nothing good to say, but by night they had given eachother trust and friendship by baring their souls to eachother and became something for eachother. But who knew that they were all supposedley heading to same little town? When they arrive in Forks, their lives are even changed further when they meet Bella, Alice, Kelly and Jacob. Secrets are made, trust is tested, lives are saved and love is found. So when Jacob and his pack must fight a certain red-headed vampire to save their new friends, will they all survive? AH, except for werewolves. B\J, A\J, E\OC, R\Em. Beginning based off on The Breakfast Club.

Personally, this is my favorite story right now. I just have so many ideas and stuff, and I can't wait to apply them in the story. I hope everyone likes it :)


To sail the ocean forever,
Forever young and free,
Strong and proud and graceful,
Float in heaven's sea...
Fifteen hundred souls
The Atlantic took that night
fifteenth of april 1912
Drifted out of sight...
Broken form resting
On the ocean's floor
Memorial to the lost
The richer and the poor...
May you all find peace
Each and every one
As long as we draw breath
May your suffering be undone...

Favorite Quotes and other random crap:

"And, by the way, I adore frightening, dangerous ways." Edward- Midnight Sun. I think Edward's thoughts are funny, especially when he's jealous of Mike. He sounds like such a teenage boy:).

"So, Bella, I was following your scent through the woods after I left your room where I'd been watching you sleep... Yes, that would be quite the ice breaker." Edward- Midnight Sun. Once again, funny.

"I'm a pro at weird." Bella- New Moon.

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" Jacob- New Moon. Yes it does. Take the other half off.

"I think she's going into hysterics. Maybe you should slap her." Alice- New Moon or Eclipse... can't remember... -sigh-

"You are my life now." Edward- Twilight. One of my fave quotes, its soooo sweet!!

"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." Edward- Twilight. That's my favorite quote cuz well, it has to do with drugs, which makes it funny. I was very upset when they didn't have in the movie.

"So the lion fell in love with the lamb..." Edward- Twilight.

"So... Do you... Kiss him?" Jacob- Eclipse. lol, i love him!!

"You know, she'd be warmer if she took off her clothes." Jacob- Eclipse. As much as i temporarily hated Jacob in Eclipse, that part was hilarious!

"Fall down again, Bella?" Emmett- Eclipse. I love Emmett!

"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." Bella, following Emmett's question- Eclipse.

"I'm betting on Alice." Bella- Twilight.

"Do I dazzle you?" Edward- Twilight.

"May you not rest, as long as I am living. You said I killed you - haunt me, then!" Heathcliff- Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff, your a bitch. Sorry, but it's TRUE!!

"A friend in need is a friend in deed. But an enemy in need is hilarious." My HSBWG, Maggie! (aka maggie puddles on here)

"Penguins. Lovely." Edward- Eclipse. i love penguins!

"Go back to your home on Whore Island!" Ron Burgundy(Will Ferrel)- Anchorman (one of the most hilarious movies EVERR!)

"Your voice is like a mix of Fergie... and Jesus." Dale(John Riley)- Step Brothers (Another effing hilarious movie)

"He better not get in my face. 'Cuz I'll drop that motherfucker." Brennan(Will Ferrel)- Step Brothers

"Moo." Me:D

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it." Edward-Twilight. GAWD! WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL?! -sobs-

"Procrastinators UNITE! ...Tomorrow."

"I love you, hoes!" Me!

"I'm gonna take a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap and beat the SHIT outta you." Dale- Step Brothers.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But what if the doctor is sexy? -cough-Carlisle-cough-" Me

"Muffins are like ugly cupcakes. But we love them anyway." my friend Virginia! Who, by the way, needs to get her ass back in Kentucky!

"My teeth itch." Me!

"You littering Douche bag!" Ian- Smosh's video Food Battle 2007 on youtube.

"Bob Sagot!" Me!

"Dude... I dazzle myself." Facebook bumper sticker of Robert Pattinson looking at himself on a car window:)

"If you met my family, you'd understand..." Bumper sticker on Facebook. since I'm Greek, this totally suits me. xD

"Emmett Cullen eats the Jonas Brothers for a midnight snack." Myspace bumper sticker. So true. He'd beat the crap outta those girly guys. (no offense to anyone who loves them.)

"I rate boys cute boys on a scale of 1 to Rob Pattinson." Bumper sticker (EEP! RPATTZ!! -swoons-)

"Life's Journey is not to arrive to the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy Shit! What a ride!" Bumper Sticker.

"Everything happens for a reason. Except clowns. I mean seriously, what the heck??" Sooo true.

"Boys in books are just better. You know it's true. C'MON!! ADMIT IT NOW, WOMAN!!" Me!

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." Jacob Black- Eclipse

"Hard to feel confident when you're surrounded by horse-sized wolves." Emmett Cullen- Breaking Dawn

"I mean, at least you didn't bite me or anything. That would've sucked." Seth Clearwater- Breaking Dawn. EEP! SETH!!

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Shakespeare. Hale yes, Biatch!

"Emmett is the Strongest, Edward is the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous." So true!!

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Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jericho by fwuzzfwuzz reviews
Edward knew something was wrong when his venom was weakening. Now a mysterious disease is breaking him apart with frightening symptoms. At what lengths will the Cullens and Bella go to save him? Edward and Carlisle Fatherson COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,719 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5511 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 5,271 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boy next door… by Taintedvile reviews
Edward Masen is the boy living next door... Bella has various names for Edward these days; but she no longer calls him friend. Depressed, angst filled teens; trying to cope without the love of a friend. Disclaimer - I own nothing Twilight. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,924 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Salvation by thecornergirl reviews
Edward can't wait to get out of Forks the second he graduates and he won't let anything or anyone hold him back. What will he do when the new girl, Bella, captures his attention and he discovers everything he didn't know he was looking for? AU/human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 233,967 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Outtakes by s. du jour reviews
Inspired by the 'Outtakes' section on Stephenie Meyer's website. Selected scenes from Twilight are given a bit of a twist. Edward will eat, Jacob will juggle, Bella will blush, and Charlie will cry. And so will you. With laughter...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perfect Timing by xBringMeSunshine reviews
Is there ever a perfect time to meet your past AND your future? Grieving Bella travels back to Forks. She relives her childhood and meets the boy she once loved, Edward, who is as equally broken as she is. AH, OOC, E/B oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Plotline Parodies by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,764 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Five Minutes To Midnight by ShellyHale reviews
Sequel to "We are Not Alone". They promised love and friendship to one another.Excepting their differences, joining as one.Because now they were not alone. But will pressure of their old ways come between them? Will their bond last as the pressure grows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Wishful Thinking by ArianaRae reviews
Flamers, do your worst.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterscotch and Butterflies by Dobber17 reviews
Written for "When Love was New" Contest. Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Heart Has Found Its Home by Morine123 reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Used to be by SimplyCuteBambi reviews
Bella and Edward were the best of friends. She always had big dreams so she got her big break and moved away....she seems to have forgotten Edward. This is how he would feel. o
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
The End by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Edward never changed Bella and now it's her last day on earth, which she shares with the Cullen's. Much better than summary! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Flatulence by ijuskeedin reviews
The story set from Twilight, when Edward first sat beside Bella in Biology. Everything is going horribly, until Bella completely humiliates herself...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
13 Reasons Why by ThePoisonOwl reviews
Bella is dead. Edward is not. It's been weeks since she died and now Edward finds a strange box on his front porch. It's filled with tapes. Better summary inside. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
The Wolf by puddin893 reviews
The three Little Pigs- Catcher in the Rye style.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009
A wish upon a star by indjee reviews
Edward Cullen is the most popular guy in school. Everyones loves him, except Bella Swan. But when they have to do a project together she finds out there's more to him than just good looks and arrogance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,579 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Step at a Time by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
A major accident has left Edward paralyzed from the waist down. After a long period of no progress, Edward decides to give up on getting better. Will Bella see it through? What will be the deciding factor that may or may not cause Edward to change? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,855 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Epic TRated One: Sparks May Fly by EdwardsTrueLove1901 reviews
Bella is left with some of her fellow firemen for Christmas Break. She has always had a thing for fellow fireman, Edward. But the real question is, will sparks fly? For Daddy's Little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620's epic one shot contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
You Can Hate Me, After You Pay Me by sambeam reviews
Bella Swan is a high school prostitute from Arizona, the new dangerous girl in town. Edward is bored with normal life and is obsessed with finding pure beauty in anything. All Human, OOC. Normal pairings. Lemons. Angtsy deliciousness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
My Guardian Angel by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU All human. ONE-SHOT! T for language. Edward loses his angel and he can't live without her. He hears her voice, but is it real? Is any of it real?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Caught by Morine123 reviews
Edward gets caught watching Bella sleep by no other than...Mike Newton. SUPPOSED to be comical, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Black and Blue by emilykval22 reviews
AH, AU, OOC:Edward Masen is being abused by his father Edward Sr. after his mother Elisabeth died, will Bella be able to save him? ExB, AxJ, RxEm T because of reference to abuse and some langage
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Love Never Was Easy by Morine123 reviews
What if Edward and Bella had a boy instead of Reneesme? 18 years later their lives are impacted by yet another love story. It's AU, and in character. The same events of Breaking Dawn are still played except the imprint. Son of EXB and OC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Laundry by AnkouBlake reviews
Just a one shot crack fic. Bella does the laundry when something disastrous occurs. How will a Newborn Bella handle the situation? R & R is much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Jacob fell in a hole by Stargirlrox reviews
Jacob falls in a hole. Hilarity ensues. Written by my friend and I over emails.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
Enigma by TearsInHell reviews
Not everyone is as lucky to be alive. Not every orphan gets a family like Edward did. But he can help an unlucky girl with beautiful eyes try to win back her life. Even if it might cost him his heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
The Werewof I Love by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
“My little Renesmee, you're in love,” Nessie is confused with her feelings about Jacob after a bad date and needs the help her father to help her piece together the puzzle. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Bond by anadrenalinerush reviews
Hours after Renesmee's birth, Edward reluctantly leaves Bella's side to "bond" with his baby daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Jizz In My Pants: Cullen Boy's Style by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Saturday Night Live. Jizz in my pants. Cullen Boys. oh the fun. haha one-shot. enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Emo Edward by amor vincit omnia reviews
Edwards life sucks and theres nothing he can do about it. Why? Because hes a misunderstood vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward - Complete
Shadows by Ai-dame reviews
This is a poem I did for school for my book report. I think it turned out pretty well considering I normally have trouble when "pressured" to write something. IT's about Astrid's life and travels through her foster homes, please read and REVIEW!
White Oleander - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
For love or Wealth? by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Isabella is a woman of high society. Her father has just died leaving her family penniless. Bella is to marry rich in order to save her family, but what happens when Edward Cullen, the stable boy, captures hear heart. Inspired partially by "The Luxe".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Embarrassment With The Cullens by On An Edge reviews
Title says it all. Emmett with drums, Edward in health class, things can only go wrong.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Forever Mine by VampGrlz271 reviews
It has been a decade since Bella's change. Edward and Bella are forced into going to Red Oaks High-School. Boys obsess over Bella, girls over Edward. What do they do to stop this madness? First Fanfiction!no flames please! ExB. What else? DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Big and sparkly by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Takes place on Edward and Bella's honeymoon. They are already on the island and Edward shows something to Bella that is big and sparkly. Rated T for suggestive dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of my Soldier by Emmeline Rose reviews
It is the year 1939, and life is perfect for the newlywedded Edward and Bella. Too perfect. When World War II breaks out and a draft calls Edward into duty, their lives are shattered. What will Bella do when Edward's letters suddenly come to an end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,834 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Broken Promise by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
“Brothers take care of each other,” Edward agreed. “Always.” Years after the death of his family, William Masen embarks on the trip he and his brother Edward planned together and is transformed into a vampire, unaware that Edward suffered the same fate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Goodbye Mike by VampGrlz271 reviews
Mike attempts to get Bella away from Edward using beyond stupid and corny pick-up lines. Of course, it doesn't work. But why not read this anyway? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5812 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention with Hagrid by ssShadow444 reviews
Ginny has to serve detention with Hagrid and things take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ginny W., Rubeus H. - Complete
Some Kind of Love by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Ron and Draco are soooo in love! And what about Harry and Hermione! They are too! AND OMGWTFTHREESOMEWITHSNAPE! LOL! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete