"I'm Team Switzerland. Because every smart girl knows that fire and ice make steam."
My favorite cuss words are bitch and dumbass. random, i know.
Real Name: Rebecca
Birthday: April 28th, 1995
Things You Should Know About Me...
It's Most Likely Me If: You hear someone talking about morbid and weird random funny crap (along with my accomplice, Maggie! Mwuhahaha!!)
How I got into Twilight: When i was in 7th grade least year, i was sitting at my usual lunch table and my friends started talking about "Jacob," "Edward," "OMG VAMPIRESSS," "TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!" (or something like that... idk) soooo, i asked them what Twilight was. The first word they said was "Vampires," and i automatically said "Stupid," and turned back to my cheese and sauce on a piece of cardboard bread. But then at the beginning of 8th grade, my Mom bought the whole series and i just decided, hey why not? Then i read Twilight in 1 day :) so yeah, thats it really.
Favorite Books: Twilight Series, Harry Potter series, Wuthering Heights, The Hatchet, Wayside School, The Luxe Series, White Oleander, Paint it Black, Holes, Beautiful Americans, The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod(d? idk how many d's there are), Jane Eyre, The Hunger Games, The Catcher in the Rye, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Series.
Favorite Authors: JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer (of course! she made Carlisle), Emily Bronte, and others. i know more of them them but i cant think of any right now lol!
Favorite Bands/Singers: The Killers, Coldplay, Paramore, The Rolling Stones, Three Days Grace, Rascal Flatts, The Veronicas, The All-American Rejects, and a lot more.
MY FANFICTION INFORMATION...
Pisces:(FULL SUM): Edward, who lost his parents in a car crash when he was 10, lives in Chicago with his foster family, the Culllens. While trying to get through his unknown depression, he's at his yet again, new and dull job at a dollar store. While working there, he always notices a girl with brown hair who comes into the store everyday. But one day, she buys a pregnancy test, and finds out she's pregnant. Edward, upon discovering that she's afraid of her own home, offers to help her with her pregnancy by living with him. How will life turn out for them? AH. Canon pairings.
Ok, I know where the story is going, but right now, I'm having a little bit of writer's block. So, don't expect frequent updates. Sorry :\
Edward's Camera: What happens when Edward records his family and gives a commentary with his video camera? Crackfic. After breaking dawn. Hilarity ensues.
This is just a 'side project' so, I don't update this often. But it is fun writing it.
Misery Enjoys Company: (FULL SUM): Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper and Edward catch a train hobo style, and head to Forks. They were five people with nothing in common, forced to spend nearly a whole day inside a train with eachother. That morning they had nothing good to say, but by night they had given eachother trust and friendship by baring their souls to eachother and became something for eachother. But who knew that they were all supposedley heading to same little town? When they arrive in Forks, their lives are even changed further when they meet Bella, Alice, Kelly and Jacob. Secrets are made, trust is tested, lives are saved and love is found. So when Jacob and his pack must fight a certain red-headed vampire to save their new friends, will they all survive? AH, except for werewolves. B\J, A\J, E\OC, R\Em. Beginning based off on The Breakfast Club.
Personally, this is my favorite story right now. I just have so many ideas and stuff, and I can't wait to apply them in the story. I hope everyone likes it :)
To sail the ocean forever,
Favorite Quotes and other random crap:
"And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways." Edward- Midnight Sun. I think Edward's thoughts are funny, especially when he's jealous of Mike. He sounds like such a teenage boy:).
"So, Bella, I was following your scent through the woods after I left your room where I'd been watching you sleep... Yes, that would be quite the ice breaker." Edward- Midnight Sun. Once again, funny.
"I'm a pro at weird." Bella- New Moon.
"Does my being half-naked bother you?" Jacob- New Moon. Yes it does. Take the other half off.
"I think she's going into hysterics. Maybe you should slap her." Alice- New Moon or Eclipse... can't remember... -sigh-
"You are my life now." Edward- Twilight. One of my fave quotes, its soooo sweet!!
"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." Edward- Twilight. That's my favorite quote cuz well, it has to do with drugs, which makes it funny. I was very upset when they didn't have in the movie.
"So the lion fell in love with the lamb..." Edward- Twilight.
"So... Do you... Kiss him?" Jacob- Eclipse. lol, i love him!!
"You know, she'd be warmer if she took off her clothes." Jacob- Eclipse. As much as i temporarily hated Jacob in Eclipse, that part was hilarious!
"Fall down again, Bella?" Emmett- Eclipse. I love Emmett!
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." Bella, following Emmett's question- Eclipse.
"I'm betting on Alice." Bella- Twilight.
"Do I dazzle you?" Edward- Twilight.
"May you not rest, as long as I am living. You said I killed you - haunt me, then!" Heathcliff- Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff, your a bitch. Sorry, but it's TRUE!!
"A friend in need is a friend in deed. But an enemy in need is hilarious." My HSBWG, Maggie! (aka maggie puddles on here)
"Penguins. Lovely." Edward- Eclipse. i love penguins!
"Go back to your home on Whore Island!" Ron Burgundy(Will Ferrel)- Anchorman (one of the most hilarious movies EVERR!)
"Your voice is like a mix of Fergie... and Jesus." Dale(John Riley)- Step Brothers (Another effing hilarious movie)
"He better not get in my face. 'Cuz I'll drop that motherfucker." Brennan(Will Ferrel)- Step Brothers
"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it." Edward-Twilight. GAWD! WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL?! -sobs-
"Procrastinators UNITE! ...Tomorrow."
"I love you, hoes!" Me!
"I'm gonna take a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap and beat the SHIT outta you." Dale- Step Brothers.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But what if the doctor is sexy? -cough-Carlisle-cough-" Me
"Muffins are like ugly cupcakes. But we love them anyway." my friend Virginia! Who, by the way, needs to get her ass back in Kentucky!
"My teeth itch." Me!
"You littering Douche bag!" Ian- Smosh's video Food Battle 2007 on youtube.
"Bob Sagot!" Me!
"Dude... I dazzle myself." Facebook bumper sticker of Robert Pattinson looking at himself on a car window:)
"If you met my family, you'd understand..." Bumper sticker on Facebook. since I'm Greek, this totally suits me. xD
"Emmett Cullen eats the Jonas Brothers for a midnight snack." Myspace bumper sticker. So true. He'd beat the crap outta those girly guys. (no offense to anyone who loves them.)
"I rate boys cute boys on a scale of 1 to Rob Pattinson." Bumper sticker (EEP! RPATTZ!! -swoons-)
"Life's Journey is not to arrive to the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy Shit! What a ride!" Bumper Sticker.
"Everything happens for a reason. Except clowns. I mean seriously, what the heck??" Sooo true.
"Boys in books are just better. You know it's true. C'MON!! ADMIT IT NOW, WOMAN!!" Me!
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." Jacob Black- Eclipse
"Hard to feel confident when you're surrounded by horse-sized wolves." Emmett Cullen- Breaking Dawn
"I mean, at least you didn't bite me or anything. That would've sucked." Seth Clearwater- Breaking Dawn. EEP! SETH!!
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Shakespeare. Hale yes, Biatch!
"Emmett is the Strongest, Edward is the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous." So true!!
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