I am a girl who loves to watch cartoons anime and Nickelodeon!! My BF Adam is a really sweet guy and my best friend Taylor can be really By in the mornings. I'm not callin' her out, she told me that herself!
True Jackson, V.P
Drake and Josh
Sonny With A Chance
If you think that Prue shouldn't have been killed off of Charmed, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like Perez Hilton, and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are sarcastic than don't copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a spaz and proud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those bastard children should just give the rabbit the damn Trix already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
Put this in your profile if you just sang the songs above and realized that they do indeed have the same tune.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
True Jackson, V.P.-RYLU(RyanxLuLu)
Wizards of Waverly Place-Jalex(JustinxAlex)
AND (Just because I think they look cute)
There's only 1 thing 2 say, those 3 words 4 you...
ALL JONAS BROTHERS SONGS!
On The Line
Tangled Up In Me
ALL CAMP ROCK SONGS
Touch My Hands
Fukai Mori (Deep Forest)
How Do You Sleep?
Tell Me Why
Dear God (by Nick Jonas)
Appreciate(by Nick Jonas)
Crazy Kinda Crush on you(by, you guessed it, Nick Jonas)
Works For Me!
Numa Numa Song
Couples I'm not so proud of
NILEY(I love Nick Jonas too much!)
NENNY(episode 1 of JONAS-- the girl PennyxNick)
SHILEY(shane-camp rock- x miley)
Weird baby names
Moon Unit Zappa
Shithead(Seriously, I knew a girl with that name in Elementary School. She pronounced it shuh-THEED but everyone always said head)
Howard Will P.
Crystal Shanda Lear
Syphilis (or any other STD)
Ima Jean Hogg
Bich Ho (Vietnamese)
Silver Ann Gold
Dexter(for a girl)
Kanga Roux (kang-guh roo)
Hugh G. Rection
DaNephew(got it from a joke.)
Richard Head(AKA Dick)
Chester Ma'Lestor (I heard of someone with that name. I'm serious)
Rust E. Steele
Pepe Le Pew
Giv A. Schitt
Tierrainney(said as Tyranny)
Alexander Scott Smith
Cig Ah Rhett
Other Weird Stuff
Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst.
4. Excellent spread.
5. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Don't play with your meat.
9. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
10. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
11. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
12. How long will it take after you put it in?
13. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
14. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
15. That's the biggest bird I've ever had.
16. I'm so full - I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
Ima B. Leever
Ima I. Ball
Ima June Bug
Ima Kid Ding
Ima Lima Bean
Sal T. Penutz
Saul Ted Nutzenbeer
Shlomo Sectshual, the Gay Rabbi
Alpha Kenny Wun
Hu Flung Pu
Cho Kon It
Chris P. Bacon
Chris P. Critters
Chris P. Nugget
Frank N. Stein
Chuck E. Dahl
Meg A. Butz
Fat Northern Bastard
Mex E. Cano
Fu King Wong
Long Duk Dong
Brock Lee Spears
Barb E. Cue
Hu Flung Dung
Iman S. Hole
Pee Don Yu
Chew Man Chew
Di A. Rea
Dobe Fugin Widdat
Dook N. Pants
F. R. Ting
Haka Lue Gie
Rear Admiral Butts
Major B. O.
Major Lee Small
Major Paynin D'Arse
Jack O. Lantern
Aligator Yankovic(yes, alligator is intentionally spelled wrong)
Love (sounds kind of stripper-ish, doesn't it? lol)
Kenya Julia Miambi Sarah
Allegra Sky(Allegra reminds me of allergy medicine. lol)
Vagina(said as Va-jee-na. I think it is really cruel to name a child that)
Seven Sirius Benjamin
Arpad Flynn Alexander
Aurelius Cy Andrea
True Isabella Summer
Lucifer(reminds me of Hell)
Milton Bradley(reminds me of board games)
Champagne(sham-pain in case you guys can't pronounce it. It sounds like a stripper name to me)
Starr(sounds like a porn star name)
Shanaynay(or any variation of it. It just sounds weird and made up)
Wednesday(or any day of the week)
January(or any month)
Abcde(ab-sed-ee. Who the hell would name their kid that? YUCK!!)
Achuu (sounds like someone just sneezed)
Rufus Ivan Peace
Asgrab(sound it out. lol)
Cairn(or any breed of dog)
Wassermann Positive Jones
Candi Sprenkles(pronounced like Sprinkles)
Pornita(or any name with the word 'porn' in it)
You say hello
I say HELLO BEAUTIFUL
You say Naked Brothers
I say JONAS BROTHERS (OH YEAH)
You say today
I say TONIGHT
You say help me
I say S.O.S.
You say you cant wait
I say wait A LITTLE BIT LONGER
You say you dont care
I say SORRY
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!
1. Is your second toe longer than your first? nope
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? colorful kinds!
3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? not much
4. What color are your toenails usually? clear
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? i don't know
6. What color are your bedroom curtains? light blue,white and black
7. What color are the seats in your car? gray
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? no
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? IDK!
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? nu-uh
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? I still don't have an ATM card!
12. Who is the last baby that you held? My moms godson,Kahil (ka leel)
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? Sydney and Taylor(schoolmates)
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? ewww gross!
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? I don't drive.
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators Gators
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? 2 years ago
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? Posters in my room...does that count?
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow: My mom LOL
20. Last person to give you a business card? my mom
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? My church program
22. Closest framed picture to you? my siblings
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Mom
24. Have you ever applied for welfare? no
25. How many emails do you have? 92 on one email address, IDK how many on the other
26. Last time you received flowers/flower? My guy friend
27. What are you listening to right now? people talking on the tv
28. Do you play air guitar? yes
29. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? I don't know!
30. Last time you used hand sanitizer? the hospital
31. Would you like to learn to play the drums? Yes!!
32. What color are the blinds in your living room? White
33. Last thing you read in the newspaper? The guy from Comedy Central's The Colbert Report went to 'Boot Camp'
34. What was the last pageant you attended? None
35. What is the last place you bought pizza from? Little Ceasars
36. Have you ever worn a crown? Yeah.
37. What is the last thing you stapled? Papers
38. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? What??
39. Are you ticklish? Some places
40. Last time you saw fireworks? Fort Jackson
41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? At the beggining of the middle of the end of the school year... hope you understand that
42. Do you have a black dog? no.. BUT I WANT ONE!
43. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? yes
44. How long have they been there?? I don't know
45. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress! I love blue, hazel/brown and green eyes!
46. Last time you saw a semi truck? what are those??
47. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Who? And why are you calling them names!?
48. Do you have a little black dress? Yep I guess.