JimandStevehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Hey, guys! Guess who survived a kidnapping with the Joker? Yeah, that was an interesting experience...but I'm alive and well and after a year of no writing, finally have my sense of humor back. I don't know when new chapters will be coming out, but I promise they'll be within this year ;) Oh! And good news: I'm working on my first "serious" fan fiction, so I'll keep you all update! |
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Hook Reborn by VictorianChik reviews
Sequel to Hooked on Power. Arriving in modern-day America, Hook and Peter must learn to adjust in the new world. Yet, this new life presents more problems than Neverland ever could. Warning: spanking in some chapters and some angst
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,907 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,269 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Gentleman Loser by plutoniumtangent reviews
James Norrington's plot to murder the man who ruined his life is foiled by the sudden appearance of the woman he still loves. Now aboard the Pearl, forced to take orders from Jack Sparrow, he knows that his only chance at a new life begins by claiming the Heart of Davy Jones... but will his feelings for Elizabeth Swann wreck that plan as well? DMC AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Elizabeth S., James N.] Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
All Silver and Gold by MG Atwood reviews
The Master is rescued from the Time War by an unexpected saviour and found by the Doctor. Will he ever fully regain his sanity? And how ever will the Ponds manage to put up with him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,751 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - The Master, 11th Doctor
The Meaning of Pain by BlackDewInTheMorning reviews
He got away from them and spent the next 15 years trying to figure out who and what he was . . . an animal, the Wolverine, or the human named Logan. This is his story. Covers both post-X3 and Pre-X1 time. Pointedly ignores XMO:WV. Features Gambit, Department H, and much, much, *much* more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 276,070 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Gambit
Playing Games isn't Always Fun by NaughtyFoxWriting reviews
Selene Adams is young and stubborn, and this stubbornness is exactly what got her into trouble. Her life will never be the same after the Joker and Crane are through with her. ON HOLD
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Feeling Sorry For Rogue by Tornado Ali reviews
Rogue's life is getting complicated. Logan's gone, Christmas is coming, and her relationship with her friends consists entirely of notes left in unexpected places. Told through letters, emails and notes from Secret Societies, like Feeling Sorry for Celia
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,079 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Swan Dive by Kendra Luehr reviews
Many years ago, Gold found himself bedding a young Emma Swan. Now that they are reunited in Storybrooke, he will stop at nothing to reclaim the woman and child who are rightfully his... Eventual GoldxEmma. Now COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
To Heal Your Scars by Starlit Insanity reviews
Sky Mortimer has felt alone her entire life and long ago lost hope of finding someone who could understand her. But when she's kidnapped by the Joker, she just may have found the type of person she'd given up on so many years before. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker
Bound and Delivered by Cordite Quill reviews
Thanks to a witch's curse, the Goblin King cannot use magic until he meets certain requirements. Sarah happens to bump into him taking a taxi and in a very foul mood. In a moment of impulsiveness, Sarah strikes a deal to help him break the curse. Suddenly, she finds herself as a substitute Goblin Queen dealing with the magical chaos of the Labyrinth and the enigmatic Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009
Why Me? by LollyPoxx reviews
Ah, the trials of being a ridiculously good-looking Goblin King...
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Jareth
In Control by sarcasticlover93 reviews
Ellie didn't think she would get 'emotionally' attached to anyone on Stryker's "special" team when she joined. At least that's what she thought until a certain Merc with a Mouth came along... WadeWilson/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,345 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI
Craving by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
Food-and-drink-related one shots and drabble involving Rose and the Doctor. Because sometimes you've got a craving you just can't stop. 8 cameos, 9/Rose, 10/Rose. Occasional cameos by 11 and his companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,064 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Is it really so bad to see your own future? by lauraxtennant reviews
Doctor number Nine sees something he shouldn't. Or maybe something he should. It's all very timey wimey x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Criminal Acts by Stargazer Nataku reviews
Even after twenty years in the Gotham City police department and there were some cases that never got easier. It began with an overdose…
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Only the Heartless by Dollfayce reviews
There is only one way to fly. HookxWendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Missing You by Rose of Zakarisz reviews
Rose finally gets to say a proper good-bye to the Ninth Doctor. Multi-Doctor: 9/Rose, 10/Rose. Takes place after 'Father's Day' and 'Fear Her,' wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey-ness!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
His Last Cigarette by stress reviews
Jack Kelly finally made it to Santa Fe. He never should've left New York.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jack K. - Complete
Times Change by HamAndCheese reviews
Charlotte is a young aspiring actress from New York. On the final night of a show called "Newsies," an accident befalls Charlotte and she finds herself waking up in New York, but the New York of over a century ago. T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
The Dark Knight Jeopardy and other stories! by embrace-insanity reviews
You never know what'll happen when the characters from The Dark Knight are on a game show together! And you never know what'll happen when they leave that game show! Rated T for violence and language. Comic violence and language, that is.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Love's Labor Lost by CamelotGirl reviews
Marian inadvertently reveals to Guy her love for Robin. AU end of season 2.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,441 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Marian, Robin Hood
Touch by Laurielove reviews
When Hermione is brought as a prisoner to Malfoy Manor, a broken man finds tender comfort in the unusual task she is ordered to perform. LM/HG Probably the story I am most pleased with of all I've written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jareth meets the Goblin Queen by Simply01 reviews
Jareth accidentally wishes away his younger sister to the Goblin Queen. My take on what could have happened had the roles been reversed.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
The Trouble with Weather by i'm a quitter reviews
Let's look into Logan's mind through all three X-Men movies... Did he really fall in love with Jean, or were his affections aimed at Ororo? The trouble with weather is that it changes without warning, but Logan has always been an outdoors kind of guy...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 277,892 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
The Wolverine Whisperer by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo reviews
Wolverine's are just like dogs, right? That's what Rogue decides after watching an episode of The Dog Whisperer. Logan had better watch out because this sassy southern spitfire has a few tricks up her sleeves and is determined to get her own way. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,369 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine
SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
The Birds and the Bees by callensensei reviews
The Skipper and Gilligan finally have that all-important little talk.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Ask The Dark Knight Characters! by Insanium reviews
Thats Right! You can ask the dark knight characters anything! so come on, I know you want to! so come on in and ask them something!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009
The Connection by escapingatmidnight reviews
Life for Jareth isn't going so well. Being the only king without a wife is terrible for his reputation. What happens when Sarah comes across a book that will take her back to the Underground? J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Reunion by copper-28 reviews
One-Shot. Sam and Annie follow Gene, Ray and Chris down to London. Set just after Gene shot Alex. Sam/Annie Chris/Shaz and GALEX ;
Crossover - Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2010
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Birds of a Feather by MaDdsterr reviews
A collection of poems all based on the wonderful world of Dr. Jonathan Crane AKA Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Crane
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Master and The Wolf by Gatsby reviews
Three years after Doomsday, Rose has adjusted to her new universe somewhat as the Defender of the Earth. But her whole life is turned upside down when Torchwood finds an abandoned Tardis in the Thundra. And just who is this Harry Saxon trying to woo her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rose T., The Master - Complete
Teenage Angst by AlyJay reviews
Lindsey's got some problems that only her dear friend Uncle Bruce can solve.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008
Serial Killer by shann1 reviews
Gotham's newest killer targets criminals and his most wanted prey is the Scarecrow. While Crane is forced to turn to the Joker, a crazy blond psychiatrist and a mystery woman, the Gotham police are forced to bring in Detective Edward'the Riddler'Nashton.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,224 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
If Sweet Things Spoil by La Vik reviews
Willy Wonka was sure he would never see Alyssa Cabot and her pearly, impish grin ever again, but when professional and personal worlds become intertwined, can either of them prove to be the same person as they were when they were children? WilderWonka fic
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/26/2005
Jigsaw by Fiercest reviews
Chicago. 2010. Sometimes, you need to try living life on the other side.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
All the World’s a Stage: Wanna hear a Joke? by Nezzy Crazy Plots Inc reviews
Lies, lies, and more lies. What's worse than two people knowing the whole truth of pathological liars? Those two people, a nice young couple, revealing the whole truth. And making parodies about their lives. -Chap 27 up- "I kissed my bro and I liked it"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,444 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Batman Origins: Jonathan Crane by Dr. Doodle reviews
Nolanverse. Another in my Batman Origins series. Set before 'Batman Begins' Jonathan Crane tells us about his life and what made him who he is. Harleen Quinzel & Pamela Isley will be heavily included. Ties in with Batman Origins: Harleen Quinzel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - J. Crane
Stars by Misplaced Levity reviews
That was the day the Joker first saw her, sprinting through the streets with stars on her legs and chaos in her hair. AU-ish.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Joker, OC
Alone Down There by Imogen Kain reviews
Set 30 years after the collapse of the Labyrinth, the story of Sarah's daughter when she comes into contact with the King of the Goblins. JarethxOC. Review and give it a shot! :
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jareth
The Joker Chronicles by magictrick reviews
When the Joker breaks out of prison, he realizes that what Gotham needs is a little reality check. Starting with its newest star. Not for fans of Disney network shows. Seriously. The more you review, the sooner I'll update!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
All Alone in the Night by Kryss LaBryn reviews
For your Hallowe'en reading pleasure, a nice little morbid fic. In the book Christine charmed her way to freedom. But what if she had taken a different tack..?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Goblin King offers his opinion on by Temporal Austenite reviews
Just what the title says. This is the Goblin King's opinion on many things. Please R&R! If you have a topic on which you want Jareth's Opinion, please ask! New Chapter up!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Jareth
Time heals all things? by Brit191 reviews
After the events of X3, Logan is left heart-broken and desolate while Marie gets some bad news of her own, but will anyone be able to help them, or will they have to rely on each other? WARNING – X3 spoilers and later romance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine
Gotham Nocturne by Pierides reviews
It all began with the music of a November night; two hearts colliding silently, unexpectedly, powerfully. Batman/HarleyQuinn, Bruce/Harleen
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
We're All Mad Here by SensiblyScrewy reviews
One night, after his defeat, the Joker receives a visiter. Joker/OC and Bruce/OC. In the process of being revamped.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Rainy Days by Absoluteroro reviews
The Joker's got a nice side too you know.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Storytime by Absoluteroro reviews
Nursery rhymes interpreted in a new and morbid way, truly a new form of crime rhyme and treason reason .
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Joker
Habits by abhorrent reviews
It's the little things the Joker does that pisses Batman off.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
A Beastly Second Chance by WanderingTeen reviews
A once-handsome man must learn a lesson of love and compassion. In this new world centered on electronics and beauty, will he be able to break the curse that holds him, or will he remain a beast forever? T for language and violence.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,797 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
ix crimes by and lay me to sleep reviews
So I had a wife...", Harley's reaction to his scar stories involving his wife. Joker&Harley. One Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Dangers of Being a Fangirl by le-vrai-visqueux reviews
Addie and her friends are the Joker's own fanclub. The Joker doesn't like this. He doesn't like it not. one. bit. The Joker decides it's time for his fans to learn a little lesson.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Joker
An illusion, a shadow, a story by Scattered Logic reviews
On the eve of her 20th birthday, Sarah learns she's not the only girl to encounter Jareth, nor is she the only girl to defeat him. Jareth/Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
EIGHT SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE BATMAN by ejkQMaO8921635 reviews
Come on, click the link to this story, you know you want to. Who would turn down a chance to become Batman? WARNING: Do NOT read if you question your sense of humor. Thank you very much.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
ALICE by schnook reviews
When Alice returns to her childhood escape, she may find more than she bargained for...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,851 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Survivor: Lord of the Rings by Pippa Spark reviews
Characters from Middle-Earth / LOTR take part in the Reality T.V show 'Survivor! Written for a laugh, came from strange idea and hyper mood. T for safety. Silly and harmless. On hiatus - too many fics, not enough time D:
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009
So There We Were by Nurse Joker reviews
Joker POV. The shrinks at Arkham decide it would be therapeutic for the Joker to take up writing. This is the result.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker
Gotta Have a Reason by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo reviews
After being driven crazy by the voice of the first boy she ever kissed, Rogue runs to a nearby rundown bar. But a talk with Logan gives her pause for thought and she learns the true meaning of friendship. This is an AU and a lovely, little one-shot. It has also been REWRITTEN in May 2014 because I was bored! Let me know what you think because I'm nosy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
I'm Not Laughing by Miz. Jynx reviews
Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Random Adventures of Ford and Arthur by Maelynn Meep reviews
The random adventures of Ford and Arthur's friendship before the Earth blew up. Sort of a collection of one-shots really.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
The Knights of Gotham by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Gotham needs it's true hero. And Batman, with the help of James Gordon and Harvey Dent, will give it to them. Alternate ending to TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
The Greatest Thing by bluedragon1836 reviews
Logan/Rogue. Logan dies and Rogue grieves. Sad, but has a sweet ending. Slightly AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
My Boyfriend, the Joker by seditionary reviews
A plain jane bank clerk muses on her relationship with the Joker. He's a real sweetie, most of the time...loosely TDK based. Some mature content,language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Joker
I Have A Knack for Making People Laugh by WordShark reviews
Harriet Vince, registered nobody, has a talent for making things worse for herself. Yes this is one of those idiotic Joker/OC/Batman stories, but I intend to have a good time with my Anti-Mary-Sue, so enjoy! I'm so sorry I never finished this! LOVE YOU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Unfulfilled Destruction by Larki13 reviews
Logan is taking a well-deserved break in Canada when he hears about a "terrorist" bombing attack on Xavier's mansion. According to the news, there are no survivors. What will Logan find when he returns to New York? ONESHOT.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
The Marks of His Affection by My Broken Quill reviews
We both know that we’re just waiting until you grow up. I said I would let you grow up, I never said I would let him be the one that you grow up for.” Logan/Rogue. ADULT. Long-Semi-PWP.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D. - Complete
Don't Sing, Don't Shine by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Her bare feet hit the cold wet concrete just as he reached the second landing. She kept her head down and, without looking back, began to run. Joker Origins
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Police by Scarified reviews
Why does a simple policeman look so familiar...? An unexpected encounter on an endless road. One shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Ears Have It by Christy T reviews
Uhura has to answer a few questions. What does she see in Spock? And how come she's not with a human man? Humorous oneshot. MAJOR SPOILERS! Spock/Uhura oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
The Day I Met the Joker by Alan Animus reviews
What would The Cat be like in the Nolan movies? The comic book character is sketchily formed at best, and has as many different back stories as The Joker, but only because writers cannot decide what to do with her.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Joker
Red Dirt Girl by Hearts A Mess reviews
Years after her association with the X-Men, Rogue returns to a path that she diverted from, and the sensation that she knows this 'Wolverine.' AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rogue/Marie D., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Gotham City Preschool by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Basically the Joker and Batman in preschool. This idea came up during a chat in the forums. With my girls lol. you know who you are. Readd and Review
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Joker
To Create is to Destroy by Zoey Poison reviews
The Joker has been terrorizing Gotham for as long as Lily Jones can remember, but she never imagined she would meet him in person. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Joker
Caused & Cured by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Joker knew how he got his scars. The truth changed with the circumstances; it wasn’t his fault if the Arkham doctors didn’t see it that way. But now they'd cured him, whether he wanted them to or not. After all - change the face, change the man. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Game Over by my.mary.alice reviews
One-Shot; Batman is chased by the police and the Joker watches. Open for interpretation. Rated T for the language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fun in the Dark by PharaohsAdvocate reviews
NOT slash! The Joker teaches Scarecrow what fun is all about....oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Profound by My Broken Quill reviews
I like you. A lot. And you like-do you-" He had cut her off at that and tried to laugh it off. She had nodded in resignation and seemed to have given up. Which was good.Real good.Except it wasn’t.See the thing was she wasn’t just a little bit his anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D. - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Forced into Love by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,717 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Love Eternal by bluedragon1836 reviews
Logan and Rogue talk a walk along the beach. They talk. Certain feelings are revealed. Logan/Rogue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D. - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
A Portrait of the Joker as a Young Man by Telcontar Rulz reviews
The Joker is a deranged psychopath; a scientist bent on pushing humanity to its limits. But he wasn't always like that, was he? This is the story of the man who became the Joker. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Midnight Music by bluedragon1836 reviews
Rogue hears guitar music coming from downstairs and is amazed to see Logan. Logan/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue/Marie D. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Brothers Grimm: The Beginning of a New Team by rider-of-snakes reviews
When Jacob finds himself on the wrong side of a frozen lake, it is up to a strange girl from a strange land to save him. Who is this girl, and how is she going to get home? Set after the movie.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007
Second Chance by 42angel reviews
Post Movie. Jake is offered a chance to change a mistake from his past and it is up to Will to save him, if he can.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Jack to the Future by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Jack is accidently sent 20 years into the future and discovers what becomes of the “Legend” of Captain Sparrow. Can he find a way to return to the past in time to save his future?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
Commodore Sparrow by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
One minute Jack is fighting a storm on his ship, the next, he's wearing a wig and chatting with the Governor. What happens when a pirate captain finds himself in charge of the Royal Navy ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
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Gotham Apartments reviews
Jonathan Crane has the unfortunate "luck" of being neighbors with the Joker and Ras Al Gul; not to mention, having Harvey Dent as his roommate. But when the group learns that a new tenant will be moving in, chaos is sure to happen. EXTREME OOC!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harvey D., J. Crane
Alfred's Journal reviews
During Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, Bruce wasn't only the one who had adventures. Alfred had plenty of his own and wrote them down.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
The Amazing Adventures of Donna, Joker, and Batman reviews
Donna, the Joker, and Batman are hosting a show where the *readers* get to decide where they will travel! What strange places will they go? What weird adventures will they have? How should I know? Now in Paris, France with Superman & Spiderman!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Gotham's Got Talent! reviews
Join the Summer's new show, Gotham's Got Talent, as the Joker, Batman, and Donna judge to discover Gotham's finest!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alfred P., Joker