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Joined 09-13-08, id: 1692524, Profile Updated: 07-21-11
Author has written 7 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and 28 Weeks Later.

I've lurked for a really long time on this site (like, we're talking anywhere from 5 to 6 YEARS.. yikes.) I've reviewed, I've enjoyed, and I've appreciated the existence of this community- so now I think this is my turn to give back.

Name: Phritzie is fine.

Gender: Female. (SURPRISE, SURPRISE.)

Location: Washington, U.S.

Update 11/30/10: I have decided to go ahead and begin a series called 'Coffee, Jim?'. The first installment I posted previous to Candlelight and Coffee Cake, and subsequently, the chapter story, is The Hangover. I will still post the chronological order of the stories as they appear, from first to last, here:

Candlelight and Coffee Cake

The Hangover

Countdown to Liftoff

Better Homemade

(My avatar icon is not of my own creation. It is the work of megan_moonlight at LJ, whom makes phenomenal icons and posts on a sweet ST community dedicated to trek icons. Go give her, and other icon-creators who post there, a looksy.)

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Viva New Vegas by Cressida Isolde reviews
Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 211,871 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Into the Pitt, She Falls by Mopps reviews
Part 2 of 3. Cort wasn't sure what was happening to her, but she was going to find out whether she liked it or not. She'll pay for it by losing herself. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 267,776 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hungry Eyes by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Destiel, Dirty Dancing AU. Castiel's family vacations in the Catskills, Castiel somehow winds up behind the scenes of the resort, involved witht he employee's, one of whom is trying very hard to keep something hidden. You'll only need one guess.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Thief by cable69 reviews
Spock tilts his head. -Why, Mr. Kirk-I rob banks.- A modern AU in two parts. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Leap That Makes the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Judas Kiss by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel fell with Lucifer when the Morningstar was cast down to Hell. As the years went by he became more demon than angel, and when Dean Winchester's soul arrived in Hell he claimed him for himself. Fallen!Cas/Dean, Hell AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ghost Light by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ridin' Dirty by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Automatic by AthenaAlpha reviews
Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Road From Nowhere by SundayWinterChild reviews
Boredom didn't suit Nicole well at all, but now that Project Purity was working and the Enclave had gone quiet, there wasn't much for her to do. When she received an offer from a rather shady former enemy, it was just too good to resist. Burke/FLW
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,549 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Mr. Burke, Lone Wanderer
Prison Posies by you-need-imagination reviews
Eames is released from prison after being inside for four years. a/e
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Centrifuge by akabins reviews
Ariadne thinks she can move on after the inception, but when Arthur offers her another job, she leaps at the chance. Back with the team, she discovers new and challenging emotions between sweet Arthur's crush and her passionate chemistry with Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Ariadne, Eames
Artie and the Chocolate Factory by PenPistola reviews
Arthur sets the team up in an abandoned chocolate factory. When Eames finds out about Arthur's deep and abiding love for all things chocolate, hijinks ensue.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Kirk James T Kirk by T'Key'la reviews
Modern Day AU: To the world at large, Jim Kirk is a best selling author. He also has a secret life, one that involves mystery and intrigue and doing things you wouldn't want your mother to know about. Now with 100% more K/S!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,409 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ray of Light by Fenice158 reviews
Five colors Jim associates with Spock and one color Spock associates with Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Please Leave a Message by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Amalgamation by Annenburg reviews
As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Jingle All the Way by GlassAngel reviews
Spock finds the captain's attire illogical. Also, very hot. Just some K/S Christmas silliness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Singular by Izzyv1o reviews
He always made a point of not getting attached. It was easier that way. Gen. R&R?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
In Which Bad Sh t Goes Down by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Vulcan Next Door by D.B. Rae reviews
Jim could say, with absolute certainty, that his troubles started when the Vulcan moved in next door. High School, Teen, AU, Slash, Eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Love Like Ghosts by eldritchhorrors reviews
Bones said, "Ya know that story? The one where Pike meets Kirk and there's mentoring and bonding and they tiptoe through the tulips together into happily ever? Well, this ain't it. Idiot." Kirk/McCoy, but Kirk/Pike at the beginning. Complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,933 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Carrick by HasFar2Go reviews
The team starts to delve back into the world of dreams to 'surface' coma patients, but going under means facing secrets they have all been keeping. Ariadne/Cobb, Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Certain Advantages by probablyquantum reviews
Spock presents unexpected competition for Kirk during shore leave. Kirk thinks that's hot. Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash! COMPLETE. Humor/Romance/Hurt-Comfort.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Out of the Dust, She Rises by Mopps reviews
First fic. Cort wasn't sure why she was out here, but she was going to try hard to find out. She'll just pay for it by losing some things in the exchange. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 176,064 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Jim by Sakuri reviews
Pre-slash can be read as gen . Kirk/Spock. Academy AU, into which I've crammed about as many in-jokes as I could think up. A collection of drabbles/moments placed in loosely chronological order.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Star Trek 2009 by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Its here at last, Star Trek Amusingly Reviewed by moi. Lots of cracky random goodness, including Epic!Kirk, Adorable!Chekov and Spock channelling Elphaba. Come in and join the fun : Live long and laugh. Reviews tres welcome. Queen out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
put the fear of god in me, and that's a fact by dress without sleeves reviews
Four times Leonard McCoy scared the crap out of someone, and the one time that Jim did it for him. // Jim never asks why all the science students flee when he enters the room. Light Kirk/McCoy. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Don't Ever Bring Me Flowers by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Summary: Bones tries to bring a little romance into a friends-with-benefits relationship, putting his foot in his mouth in the process. K-Mc Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ridiculous by Quillerella reviews
The characters of the Labyrinth are surprising me everywhere! Find out what they have to say in my exclusive, ridiculous interviews in various locations, including the bus! Please review!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
User's Guide and Manual to V by Evey1812 reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. Congratulations on your purchase of a V Unit!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Jackson Rippner's Answering Machine by queen of the imps reviews
Jackson sure is a popular guy. Imagine the kind of messages people must leave on his answering machine. WARNING: Pure silliness ahead.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
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Blooms On A Starship reviews
Or, Isn't Sulu the Botanist? Jim considers his relationship with Spock, future and present, over a game of chess. Hints of K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hangover reviews
Jim needs to reconsider the benefits of mixing drinks, and Leonard is keeping secrets. Rated for language. Kirk-centric.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Paperback reviews
From a prompt on LJ's space wrapped. Jim hasn't received a Christmas gift in a very long time. Naturally, Leonard is the one to rectify that. Rated low, but will up if I get paranoid. Merry Christmas!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Better Homemade reviews
Downtime is a precious commodity on a starship, but Jim isn't interested in relaxing- he's interested in renovating; Home Improvement style. No outright pairings, no crack, and fairly gen. Kirk!POV. Part of the Coffee, Jim? series, but can be read alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Candlelight and Coffee Cake reviews
It was the atmosphere that let Leonard know he wasn't okay. It was dark, silent. The opposite of Jim Kirk. Part of the Coffee, Jim? series, but can be read alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Fair Trade reviews
All Alice knew was that it was going to happen. She couldn't have known it would happen so soon. Alice/Don, introspection. Rated for gore, M to be safe.
28 Weeks Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Countdown to Liftoff reviews
They were almost there. Even if they didn't really know what there was, yet. McCoy!POV. Can be taken as slash or not. Part of the Coffee, Jim? series but can be read alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete