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Joined 09-13-08, id: 1692531, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 2 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.

So I've been in this club since 7th grade, and now I'm a sophomore in college (go Scarlet Knights!). That's seven years. That's actually terrifying.

I've taken AP Language and Composition in high school and Creative Writing twice, once in high school and again in college. Somehow, my writing still sucks. But what-the-fuck-ever. I love being a part of this community, and this is what gets me through the loneliness. Usually when I have an especially bad day, your guys' stories are the only things that can put a smile on my face.

Also, don't expect any/many stories whose main pairing is heterosexual. I like lemons, limes, [all of the citrus fruits] and rarely do I actually take the time to focus on a cishet pairing unless they're so good as a background pair that I can't ignore them.

Disclaimer: No matter how hard I wish, anything I write belongs to me, but the characters are other people's properties. I make no profit, therefore please don't sue me. When writers put their work out there, they have to understand that the work is accessible to anyone and anyone has a right to parody it, for personal reasons.

If you want to learn more about me for whatever twisted reason, my blog is puer-mundani.tumblr.com, but it's literally filled with half naked dudes...


Ships whose sails I blow into:

Stiles Stilinki and Derek Hale from Teen Wolf (this is currently my OTP)

Scott McCall and Isaac Lahey from Teen Wolf

Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood from Mortal Instruments (which is surprisingly cannon)

Clarissa Fairchild and Jace Lightwood from Mortal Instruments (all of the canons)

Ships that I still like but not as strong as the above:

Harry Potter and Tom Marvolo Riddle II from Harry Potter (Hogwarts aged Tom only...)

Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter from Harry Potter

Scott McCall and Liam Dunbar from Teen Wolf

Fred Weasley and George Weasley from Harry Potter

Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel from Glee (also canon)

Troy Bolton and Ryan Evans from High School Musical

Edward Cullen with either Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, or Jacob Black from Twilight (because deep down they're all just hot, easily swap-able bodies)

Peeta Mellark and Gale Hawthorne from Hunger Games

Ships that I don't care about anymore, but past me did:

Alfred Jones and Matthew Williams from Hetalia: Whatever-the-fuck comes after the colon

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight

Bella Swan and Jasper Hale from Twilight

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

Harvey Specter and Mike Ross from Suits

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from Ouran High School Host Club

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Barely Legal by Kitty Howell reviews
AU. Harvey is the greatest Law teacher at the school, maybe even the greatest teacher period. And Mike is willing to do just about anything to impress him.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,096 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Shelving Pains by fallingAmber reviews
HumanAU where Stiles is a librarian assistant to Laura Hale. Derek Hale is a college student who decides that in order to graduate he must spend hours a day at the library.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Forever by shounenai4life reviews
Ever wanted to read a slash that wasn't all about coming out or getting together? One that gave you insight on a normal couples day to day life? Say Troy and Ryan? Short drabbles following the day to ordinary day lives of an extraordinary couple. SLASH
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 54,694 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Mud Puddles by insanebluegenius reviews
Sometimes Isaac thinks that becoming a werewolf was the best thing that ever happened to him. It was tough in the beginning but now he has a pack, a family. Only one thing could make it better, but he didn't think Scott was interested until one rainy full moon.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Scott M., Isaac - Complete
Silence by Dreaming Fantasy Dreams reviews
Human!AU He heard the boy who is sharing the hospital ward with him is mute. It didn't matter. He is mute, and beautiful. Innocent. And over time, he is everything Isaac had ever wanted. High T for language and themes!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Isaac, Scott M.] - Complete
Can't Swim by sarky soomka reviews
Stiles and his daughter are going to spend the summer at the pool. His summer instantly gets a lot hotter when his new neighbors move in next door and start hanging out by the water too. The two dads bond over light beers while the kids use the slip and slide and eat popsicles. Stiles tries not to blatantly drool at Derek's perfect body in his swim shorts. Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
The Break Up by CallMeAlice1 reviews
A story about how Harvey makes Mike crazy, manipulates him, and still gets exactly what he wants.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Exseed by cuttingmoon57 reviews
Following the separation of the old world, Bartleby planted a seed imbued with the last of his power. Three friends stumble upon the ancient legend a millennium later and with it become involved in the grandest journey of their lives.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
Lovers Are Lunatics by carnifax reviews
Harvey/Mike. He'd never seen Harvey like this.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Right to Privacy by Ice Threat Power reviews
Written for Suitsmeme prompt: AU Harvey is a feared Constitutional Law professor and Mike is a law student just trying to get by while impressing his hot teacher and maybe even trying to get into his bed. Warning: Slash!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Lack of Composure by strawberryfinn reviews
Blaine was prepared to have a sit-down talk with Burt before his first date with Kurt, but with overprotective stepbrother Finn? Not so much. Klaine Blaine/Kurt slash Brotherly!Furt Brotherly Finn and Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hair by thelittleactor reviews
Hair-tugging, hair-pulling fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seeing Beyond The Scars by HeartlessFreedom reviews
Mike has a history of self-harm. Harvey finds out when he sees the scars. TW for SI, cutting
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Fill My Heart With Song by fleurdelisee reviews
"I used to defend you, you know." Kurt turns his head and meets Blaine's puzzled eyes. "When my friends called you a hipster."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Origins Of Brian by Cheesecake Has Cheese In It reviews
Where i Believe His Brian Came From
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Four Step Plan by bleedforyou reviews
Harry decides that he really wants Draco. So Draco's new jerk boyfriend needs to go before Christmas comes. slash. sex. fluff. one-shot. ewe. Holiday!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Forever and Always by Cordys-Vision reviews
Sequel to forever. Cedric and Harry come out to Cedric's parents. Rated T for language. Harry/Cedric slash of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Home by wrtr74 reviews
After Ginny's death, Cedric and Harry grow closer. There are still adjustments that they need to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Alec Please by DarkInuangel reviews
Alec has to go home but Magnus wants him to stay. What will happen when Alec agrees to let Magnus try to convince him not to go. AlecxMagnus Chapter 2 is here!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Changing Times by Faramirlover reviews
Cedric shouldn't have died in that maze. So I've made it that he didn't. I'm terrible at sumaries so just read the story. CD/HP. Slash. The rating has been changed so bear that in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Sex is Better Then Making Brownies by MicrowaveWindows reviews
Jace and Alec are making brownies and one thing leads to another.... ;D You catch my drift. Hardcore SLASH, MxM, JacexAlec pairing. don't like that? Then don't read it. Kay?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Four Leaf Clover by limitedvocab reviews
Tryan. Four leaf clover means more than good luck and its petals represent something.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
About Mother's Pies by rodeo-duck reviews
In which Harry and Cedric steal away their morning breakfast and nobody seems to care. [Cedric x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Window Popping by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Finny convinces a seemingly reluctant Gene to break the rules for once, and is happily rewarded for his endeavor. FinnyGene slash.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
On This Merry Go Round by Mondler4EvEr reviews
I started from scratch won't attack if he walks my way, hear what he has to say. I didn't think it would've been possible to be with anyone again, until he walked my way. SLASH. RyanTroy.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
The Hill by Marauder reviews
Harry and Cedric sit and contemplate. Harry x Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
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Restoring the Music reviews
This story begins with the death of Cedric Diggory, and ends with the defeat of death and the triumph of one of the truest loves that has ever existed. Rated T for now, subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Gym Class Heroes reviews
Kurt decided to ditch Gym Class, and finds something that makes him throb in all the right places. Warning, contains material not suited for homophobes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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