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Joined 09-13-08, id: 1692531, Profile Updated: 01-23-12
Author has written 2 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.

So I've been in this club since 7th grade, and now I'm a junior in high school. I take AP Language and Composition and Creative Writing, and somehow my writing still sucks. A lot, actually. But what-the-fuck-ever. I love being a part of this community, and this is what will probably get me through college [what do you guys think, Pre-Med, Pre-Law, Legal Studies, or Nursing]. So...yeah.

Also, don't expect any/many straight (heterosexual) stories. I like lemons, limes, [all of dem citrus fruits] and I need spinach, so I'm gonna go grab some now. Bye.

Disclaimer: No matter how hard I wish, anything I write belongs to me, but the characters are other people's properties. I make no profit, therefore please don't sue me. When writers put their work out there, they have to understand that the work is accessible to anyone and anyone has a right to parody it, for personal reasons.


Pairings i believe in:

Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter from Harry Potter

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter (oh my waffles a straight pairing)

Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter

Harvey Specter and Mike Ross from Suits

Alfred Jones and Matthew Williams from Hetalia: Whatever-the-fuck

Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood from Mortal Instruments

Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel from Glee

Troy Bolton and Ryan Evans from High School Musical

Edward Cullen with either Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, or Jacob Black from Twilight

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from Ouran High School Host Club

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Forever by shounenai4life reviews
Ever wanted to read a slash that wasn't all about coming out or getting together? One that gave you insight on a normal couples day to day life? Say Troy and Ryan? Short drabbles following the day to ordinary day lives of an extraordinary couple. SLASH
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Barely Legal by Kitty Howell reviews
AU. Harvey is the greatest Law teacher at the school, maybe even the greatest teacher period. And Mike is willing to do just about anything to impress him.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,660 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
The Break Up by CallMeAlice1 reviews
A story about how Harvey makes Mike crazy, manipulates him, and still gets exactly what he wants.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Exseed by cuttingmoon57 reviews
Following the separation of the old world, Bartleby planted a seed imbued with the last of his power. Three friends stumble upon the ancient legend a millennium later and with it become involved in the grandest journey of their lives.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
Lovers Are Lunatics by carnifax reviews
Harvey/Mike. He'd never seen Harvey like this.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Right to Privacy by Ice Threat Power reviews
Written for Suitsmeme prompt: AU Harvey is a feared Constitutional Law professor and Mike is a law student just trying to get by while impressing his hot teacher and maybe even trying to get into his bed. Warning: Slash!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S.
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 424,197 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Lack of Composure by strawberryfinn reviews
Blaine was prepared to have a sit-down talk with Burt before his first date with Kurt, but with overprotective stepbrother Finn? Not so much. Klaine Blaine/Kurt slash Brotherly!Furt Brotherly Finn and Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hair by thelittleactor reviews
Hair-tugging, hair-pulling fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seeing Beyond The Scars by HeartlessFreedom reviews
Mike has a history of self-harm. Harvey finds out when he sees the scars. TW for SI, cutting
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Fill My Heart With Song by fleurdelisee reviews
"I used to defend you, you know." Kurt turns his head and meets Blaine's puzzled eyes. "When my friends called you a hipster."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never Let Go by ErikaBeeBee reviews
'Most nights Kurt fell asleep dreaming about that time in his life when he would find the boy who would hold him while he was drifting off at the end of the day.' Kurt is a cuddle whore, Klaine, ridiculously fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Origins Of Brian by Cheesecake Has Cheese In It reviews
Where i Believe His Brian Came From
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Sweet Release by Thoughts Like Raindrops reviews
I've been jonesing to write a Harry/Draco story, so to satisfy my need I wrote this one-shot. Draco and Harry have been lovers on the sly for a while. Come join them during one of their late night rendezvous. Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, Oneshot,PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Four Step Plan by bleedforyou reviews
Harry decides that he really wants Draco. So Draco's new jerk boyfriend needs to go before Christmas comes. slash. sex. fluff. one-shot. ewe. Holiday!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Forever and Always by Cordys-Vision reviews
Sequel to forever. Cedric and Harry come out to Cedric's parents. Rated T for language. Harry/Cedric slash of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Home by wrtr74 reviews
After Ginny's death, Cedric and Harry grow closer. There are still adjustments that they need to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Alec Please by DarkInuangel reviews
Alec has to go home but Magnus wants him to stay. What will happen when Alec agrees to let Magnus try to convince him not to go. AlecxMagnus Chapter 2 is here!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Changing Times by Faramirlover reviews
Cedric shouldn't have died in that maze. So I've made it that he didn't. I'm terrible at sumaries so just read the story. CD/HP. Slash. The rating has been changed so bear that in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Sex is Better Then Making Brownies by MicrowaveWindows reviews
Jace and Alec are making brownies and one thing leads to another.... ;D You catch my drift. Hardcore SLASH, MxM, JacexAlec pairing. don't like that? Then don't read it. Kay?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Four Leaf Clover by limitedvocab reviews
Tryan. Four leaf clover means more than good luck and its petals represent something.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
About Mother's Pies by rodeo-duck reviews
In which Harry and Cedric steal away their morning breakfast and nobody seems to care. [Cedric x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Window Popping by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Finny convinces a seemingly reluctant Gene to break the rules for once, and is happily rewarded for his endeavor. FinnyGene slash.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
On This Merry Go Round by Mondler4EvEr reviews
I started from scratch won't attack if he walks my way, hear what he has to say. I didn't think it would've been possible to be with anyone again, until he walked my way. SLASH. RyanTroy.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
The Hill by Marauder reviews
Harry and Cedric sit and contemplate. Harry x Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
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Restoring the Music reviews
This story begins with the death of Cedric Diggory, and ends with the defeat of death and the triumph of one of the truest loves that has ever existed. Rated T for now, subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Gym Class Heroes reviews
Kurt decided to ditch Gym Class, and finds something that makes him throb in all the right places. Warning, contains material not suited for homophobes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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