A Terrible Person
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Joined 09-13-08, id: 1692597, Profile Updated: 12-18-09
Author has written 20 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Psychonauts, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, X-overs, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, Harvest Moon, Coraline, Watchmen, Earthbound, and Pokémon.

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Terrible, why do you call yourself a terrible person?

It's sort of a catchphrase, really. Whenever I discuss crack OTPs, weird fetishes, or twisted plot bunnies, I reread and realize how screwed up in the head I truly am, and usually end said post with "I'm a Terrible Person, aren't I?" Hence, the username.

Now, I'm sure you want to know more about me, so here you go.

1. My real name is Molly, and I don't really care if you call me that instead of Terrible.

2. I live in West Virginia, and apparently speak with a slight accent.

3. According to my father, I was born in Canada.

4. I LOOOOOOOVE obscure animated movies to bits. Felidae, The Triplets of Bellville, Nocturna.. You name it, I've probably watched it.

5. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is the manliest anime ever. You are not aloud to say otherwise.

6. On the topic of Japan, Bitter Virgin is the most heartwrentching manga ever. You are also not aloud to say otherwise with this.

7. Even with Bitter Virgin in the ranks, Fruits Basket is my favorite one.

8. I am a nostalgiafag. Ask me about my G Gundam, Batman: The Animated Series, and Zoids: Chaotic Centuary love.

9. Psychopaths are hot.

10. Spider-man is my favorite superhero, with Doc Ock coming in as villain. Batman and Joker are in close second, respectively.

11. I hereby dedicate this space for the sheer amount of awesome Doctor Doom produces on a dayly bases.

12. I curse sometimes. Sorry if I can't control my rage.

13. Hairspray and Princess Bride are the greatest movies in the history of ever.

14. Pokemon is still cool, shut up.

15. Spectacular Spider-Man, Chowder, The Mighty B!, and Flapjack are my favorite kid-friendly shows of now.

16. Venture Brothers, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Clone High, Mission Hill, and SuperJail! are my favorite adult-oriented shows.

17. As for live action, Cold Case, Law and Order SVU, Monk, Psyche, and Dark Place are kickass, dog.

Things I like: Internet, my internet pals, tvtropes, a good book, cooking, comics, my awesome family, my laptop Vincent (If he ever recovers from his power problems), sewing, Super Paper Mario, No More Heroes, Psychonauts, Series of Unfortunate Events, Cobra Starship, Panic At the Disco, Imogen Heap, Say Anything, reading horrible fanfiction, reading good fanfiction, various animated movies of all shapes and sizes, long walks on the beach, and animals.

Things I am indifferent to: Twilight (And only Twilight, not the rest), shipping wars, most of the world.

Things I loathe with a severe passion: Having to wait an extra 3 months for Magician's Quest to come out, the chance that Spectacular Spider-Man could be canceled, uh... Things that kill my childhood? I dunno, drawing a blank here.

Now, on to the fandoms I love to bits, and the pairings.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Ah, Lemony Snicket's mad ramblings about moral ambiguity and book tastes. How I love it so.

Ferndora: He's a hook-handed criminal with a dark past. She's a poetic tween on the run. They fight crime!

Lemontrice: This is sorta obligitory for every ASOUE reader ever, I do believe.

Quiglet: It's like a pill made of "AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Kliona: See reason for Quiglet.

Harry Potter: Goddammit JKR. I'd hurt you for the last three books for the shot of wizard angst, but I am scrawny and you'd probably murder me.

Lunville: Looney Luna Lovegood and suprisingly badass Neville. What's not to like?

Tonks/Remus: As one icon once said, BRING ON THE MULTICOLORED WEREWOLF BABIES!

Molly/Arthur: Arthur's gonna have to kill Voldemort a second time to achieve the level of awesome his wife has reached, but she loves him anyway.

Psychonauts: Like Xmen, but everyone's awesomer, less angsty, and psychic.


Lilli/Raz: "OH MY GOD! LET'S MAKE OUT!" Best way to confess your love ever.

Boyd/Chloe: You know the world's at peace when a conspiracy theorist and an alien can fall in love.

Edgar/Gloria: Really, I'm not entirely sure why myself. All I can work out is that it's adorable.


Mike/Maggey: Everything within a twenty mile radius of them shall somehow break. Somewhere, a young girl is breaking things into tiny pieces because she just beat Jumpin' Jack Flash on hard mode, only to see her DS turn off.

Maggey/Gumshoe: I love this, because I can so see them with kids. Which is hard with most of my pairings.

Larry/Maya: "Maya, I love you! I really do!"

"L-Larry, I never know you felt tha-- OH MY GOD, HAMBURGARS!"


Phoenix/Iris: The only one of these that makes a lick of sense here.

Franziska/Luke: The only thing that annoys Franzy more than fools is arrogant fools. Can the dear detective change that? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON A TERRIBLE PERSON'S TWISTED TALES.


Gwen/Peter: Being a comic reader, I KNOW this will end badly, but I'm just gonna live in the moment of non-neck-snapping.

Eddie/Gwen: I told you I was a terrible person, and you didn't believe me. Now do you?

Hammerhead/Silver Sable: Tsun-tsun. Dere-dere. Just more tsun than dere.

Harvest Moon: Oh my god why are you so fun.

Carter/Flora: Awkward intellectuals UNITE!

Carter/ Jill or Claire: Hey, I like awkward intellectuals too. :3

Dayrl/Flora: Daryll, quit hiding behind that damn bush and tell her you like her.

Carter/Keria: ... Would this technically be incest or was the Harvest Goddess telling the truth in that one event?

Any marriage candidate/your rival for them: EXCEPT Lumina and Rock. Rock's a dick. Lumina should.. Like, marry Skye. Or go lesbian for Sabrina. QUIET RICH GIRL POWERS ACTIVATE!

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Love Works in Weird Ways by FluffleNeCharka reviews
Every chapter is a different couple requested by a reader. All requests will be done, with the exception of inanimate objects or animals x a person. Het, yaoi, and yuri inside. Today's couples: EdgarMilla, MatadorKitty, RazElton and BobbyLaboto.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 68,560 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006
Illumination by sugarapplesweet reviews
In every puzzle, there are obviously pieces that don't go together, and try as you might, you just can't get them to click. However, sometimes all you need is a new perspective that illuminates everything not seen before.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carter/Archeologist, Flora - Complete
Hot to Trot by BlackNymph reviews
A young journalist for a renowned Gotham women's magazine just seems to fail at everything she does. In order to get her career back on the right track, she gets a story everyone in town can look forward to: just how eligible are Batman's rogues? For /co/
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008
Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Hush, Hush, Whisper Who Dares by Mollyscribbles reviews
[Pooh] Christopher Robin is still out there in the woods, playing, . . . and your dog is living on a nice farm somewhere. Written in reaction to Disney's announcement of the new series.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
Freak Like Me by Santanico reviews
What is Beauty? That's what Doctor Octopus would like to find out. And kidnapping Mary Jane Watson is only the first stage of his experiment...NEW: Chapter Eleven and Epilogue. It's all over now, Baby Blue.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 169,126 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Regarding the Jukebox by SarasimStark reviews
From the pen of Dr. Arkham. New rules and regulations involving the jukebox.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
The Cardinal Rules by PandaFollowsPeach reviews
Lucafont wrestles with a romantic question. Not slash, but definitely for wierd ships week. Daniel Handler owns, I don't.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2004
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Silver decides to contemplate his relationship with his parents.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Silver/Rival
Nurture reviews
Cyrus really hates talking about his mom and dad. Cynthia really doesn't get this.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Cyrus/Akagi, Cynthia/Shirona
First Aid reviews
I like to think that Cynthia constantly visits Distortion World and tries to tempt Cyrus back to humanity with cupcakes.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Cyrus/Akagi, Cynthia/Shirona
Dumb Memories reviews
Because no one deserves to live forever. Written for some true bros down at a classy imageboard.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Pokey M., Ness
Pink Shell reviews
A collection of drabbles concerning Kumatora and her Magypsy parents. Updates when I feel like it. Rated as it is for language.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kumatora, Fassad
Loyalty reviews
His highness decides to contemplate his relationship with his favorite Chimera and his failures. Slash, drabblish, Porky/Claus, R&R, please.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Pokey M., Claus - Complete
Intricate reviews
The more he though about it, the more he compared her to a good scarf. Well put together and soft, but filled with yarn-like secrets connecting the oddest designs and thoughts together. Ferndora, pedoish, R&R please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Isadora Q., Fernald - Complete
Snackfoods reviews
Rorschach. On a roof. Eating a pretzel. Being a bit crazy. Is there any more to say?
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Reflections reviews
Coraline and her Other Father muse before a rather catastrophic fight. Bit of a rewrite of his fight scene since I thought it went by too fast. Rated for disturbing imagery. Don't fave without reviewing, and don't read without it either, please.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Coraline J., Other Father - Complete
Hearts reviews
Once "Assistance", now "Hearts" because I am horrible at titles, a set of drabbles of all the Forget-Me-Not guy's infatuation with a certain farmgirl. Juuuust not at the same time. Because, really, these guys need more attention, don't they?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Claire
In Retrospect reviews
Passing stories from generation to generation is an ancient tradition, and heaven knows Beatrice's uncle is full of them. Some light shipping here and there. R&R, please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Lemony S. - Complete
With Love reviews
Various letters to and from the battlefield as various caravanners set out for myrrh. Will mostly be drabbles, rating for safety. R&R, please.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008
Friends reviews
De Nam just wants to see his only friend again, but when she arrives, he can't decide whether he wants hug her or kill her. Rated for character death. R&R, if you would.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008
Wear and Tear reviews
So how did everyone's favorite asylum mates end up in Thorny Towers? From Loboto to Fred, I'll try and answer your question. Rated T for blood and cursing. Patient of now: Fred, which means my story is done.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Conspiracies reviews
Sometimes it's just nice to have someone who'll listen. BoydChloe. Bit of a sequel to Constellations. R&Rs are greatly appreciated.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Absolution reviews
So, where did TOM go after he flew away from the jungle planet? Another Toonami fanfic, stuck here because there's no other place for it and I'm too nostalgic to let some things go. Implied SARA/TOM, light cursing, R&R, please.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Bang reviews
Toonami's TOM, the real TOM, in his final moments. Stuck in crossovers because there's no other place for it. Implied TOM/SARA, rated T for character death and light cursing. R&R, please.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
The Finer Things reviews
It was a simple case, a murder in an alley, nothing more. But she still had to investigate it, with HIM, of all people... LukeFranziska. R&R, please.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Constellations reviews
It gets pretty lonely when you're the only alien at camp. Oneshot, drabble, ChloeBoyd, R&R, and all that jazz.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Kitchen Raiding reviews
Set after "The End". Those lost at sea were rescued and recruited, but some just can't find their place. Might as well search for it, sleep deprived or no. Ferndora if you turn your head to the side and squint. R&R, please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Isadora Q., Fernald - Complete