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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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No tengo mucho para decir en realidad. Para los que leían o leen Los Locos Adams, estuve actualizando algunos capítulos. Si todavía tienen ganas de leer después de tan larga espera, ahí los esperan los capítulos. Gracias por pasarse y leer.

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Pieces by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
The Volturi have been defeated by the Cullens' army. And the Cullens have given into the monsters they fought for so long. They are now in control of the humans. One girl dares to defy them. Can she save them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
A Gift of Love by Jezebel Parks reviews
Yoh has Anna, Ren has no one and he wants to keep it that way. However, his parents have other plans. Most kids get toys or clothes for their birthday. Ren gets something else... Rated for Language, Violence, and Sexuality.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 462,480 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Ren T.
Cambios by sandra hatake reviews
Post Inferno - Un año despues de los sucesos ocurridos en Florencia, Robert Langdon ha retomado su tranquila vida como profesor de simbologia en la universidad de Harvard, sin embargo, la inesperada reaparicion de Sienna Brooks en su vida, terminara poniendo su mundo de cabeza una vez mas.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - R. Langdon, Sienna B.
Rock It! by obsessed cullen disorder reviews
Bella becomes a famous singer with a band and they are vampires. What happens if the Cullens are at one of the concerts?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Malo by MrsEleanorLovett reviews
La Sra. Lovett no puede terminar de creerse que al fin su deseo de casarse con el Sr. Todd se haga realidad. Pero hay sueños que son mejor que no se cumplan y queden en la fantasía para que no puedan convertirse en pesadillas.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - Spanish - Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Midnight Secretary by Diana Herondale reviews
Bella pensó que había encontrado el trabajo perfecto cuando se convirtió en la secretaria privada de Edward. Pero una noche ella descubre su secreto. . .es un vampiro. RATING M por escenas fuertes.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,038 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice by DarkHinata reviews
Considerada demente por decir que puede ver el futuro y que los vampiros existen, Alice ha sido encerrada en psiquiatrico. Sin control de su habilidad a visto a los Cullen, la relación de Edward y Bella y Jasper, el amor de su vida y su asesino también. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,110 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Emmett & Rose by Mary Vulturi reviews
Fic de pocos capis en los cuales Emmett & Rosalie son los protagonistas. Su primera Cita, la propuesta, la boda & su primera noche.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
¡Porque lo digo yo! by Anabella Dennet reviews
Bella es la nieta de un rico empresario, quien nunca esta en casa, y la deja bajo el cuidado de "tutores", pero ninguno puede durar mas de 6 meses, hasta que llega Edward Cullen a ponerle los pies en la Tierra a Bella. La batalla por el poder comienza!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,661 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ballerina by Queen Anne's Revenge reviews
Un horroroso suceso frustra la perfecta vida de los Cullen. Sin embargo, 20 años después podría haber una nueva oportunidad para recuperar la única felicidad que un vampiro puede disfrutar. El momento es ahora. ¿Qué harás Jasper? / Después de Amanecer...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jasper
¡Que yo no soy Daniel Radcliffe! by sweetnessnight reviews
Cross-over. Edward Cullen está de caza en el bosque, pero la presencia de un chico con capa, lentes y una extraña cicatriz en la frente llama su curiosidad, no todos los días encuentras a un humano tan famoso en el medio de un bosque... ¿verdad? ¿Verdad? /Escrito para Pamela.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Twilight in 100 Words by the epic storytellers reviews
A series of Twilight drabbles all exactly 100 words, created by DeeplyShallow and Inkhandedlady
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009
Ska8er Boi by Bel Sterling reviews
Edward es un Skater y esta enamorado de Tanya quien pertenece a la elite del colegio...¿Edward le dira lo que siente a Tanya alguna vez?¿que dira ella?...mini-fic basado en la cancion de Avril Lavigne Skat8er Boi please entren el summary esta mas o menos!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,251 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Consumados by Adri BC reviews
Una familia sexopata, Edward: un vampiro en abstinencia, Bella: una joven llena de hormonas. quien ganara?, el orgullo o el amor?... tal vez edward no es tan santo como se creia... COMPLETADO¡
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Many Deaths of Edward Cullen by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
My brother always said that Twilight would be better if Stephanie Meyer had killed off Edward. Would it? Would it really be better? So I have had it arranged that Edward should die in any way possible. Funny ways, stupid ways, gross ways...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward
Clases para no Desesperarse by NellieLovet reviews
Viva la Independencia Parte 2 - Siete años sola, aburrida. Estoy harta de este lugar, quiero vivir. ¿Tal vez sea la boda la mejor forma de hacerlo? ¡Oh, no! ¿Qué hace él aquí?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
Los 30 Vicios de Twilight by Fran Ktrin Black reviews
los 30 vicios de livejournal, con nuestros vampiritos favoritos... hare mas de un pov por vicio asique leeran mas de 30 : lean y dejen muchos rew son gratis!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009
Cita Del Terror by Sorciere-Rouge reviews
Alice acompaña a sus amigos a San Jose, California, con las mayores intenciones de conquistar a Jasper. El viaje comienza como cualquier otro excepto cuando hacen una parada en Winchester Mistery House, una casa aterradora que cambiara sus vidas...
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Jaspers Fun with Emotions by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
El Intercambio de mi vida by Edcullen-myperdition reviews
Jasper Hale era un chico comun y corriente, hasta que lo desginan para realizar un intercambio estudiantil a Los Angeles. Todo iba perfecto hasta que conoce a Alice, la hija de los señores que le dan asilo...¿Qué es lo que ella oculta?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,267 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Blood Red Returning by SwimmingInTheRain reviews
New Moon AU, Jasper had succeed in biting Bella on her 18th birthday, After her change she finds that edward had used her only as his puppet, She then claims revenge on her maker. M for Darkness and Sexually Conduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Esta es la parte donde la gente empieza a gritar by M.-Way reviews
8 jóvenes especiales, dotados con diferentes poderes… ¿podrán ser héroes? ¿O simplemente lucharan por subsistir?. Los cazadores los persiguen, haciendo que ellos forjen una alianza para continuar con vida. “Si uno cae, caeremos todos juntos”.AU...Canon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,342 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampira Rebelde by Nalu reviews
Luego que Bella es convertida, Edward le ofrece el mundo y a el mismo, pero ella no quiere ser vegetariana y menos lo desea a él. Pero no será tan fácil deshacerse del Doctor Edward Cullen, aunque ella prefiera los humanos, pelear con Alice y apartarlo..
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
La Rosa Negra by Luchy Rct reviews
Bella es la hija del presidente de USA, Edward forma parte de los rebeldes contra el gobierno. Un plan, que sale al revés. El secuestrador se enamoro de su víctima dejando todo su renconcor atrás para protegerla. AU. TH.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,011 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Notas by Koko7180 reviews
Traducción- Pillan a Edward y Bella pasándose notas en clase. El profesor hace leer la nota en alto para toda la clase. Una serie de eventos vergonzosos, incluyendo a Edward en una furgoneta, Bella con una máscara de humo, Carlisle como Tarzán, y Emmett..
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009
Romantica Soledad by Oliver Alexander Green reviews
Historia situanda antes de Twilight. La obsecion secreta de Carlisle y la soledad de Edward. Acaso ¿Nuestros vampiros no pueden vivir sin sus mujeres? POV's de Carlisle y Edward. Parejas Carlisle&Esme/ Edward&...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,714 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Solo para fastidiarte by marieblackvolturi reviews
Nessie está de cumpleaños y jake no sabe que regalarle, una broma de Bella le da una excelente idea, un regalo que ella adoraría y que sacaría a Edward de sus casillas, Un inocente cachorrito mal summary XD
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,237 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Good Things Come in Small Packages by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
Edward and Emmett wake up one day to find Jasper's baby on their doorstep. They have to take care of her until he gets home from his trip. What will happen when Jasper gets home? Loosely based on the '87 film 'Three Men & a Baby'. Lots of Daddysper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Missing Alice by Impossible-Twins reviews
BREAKING NEWS: Ten year old Alice Cullen has gone missing. If you know information on her whereabouts, we urge you to come forwards. We pray that she is found… We pray that she is safe… We pray that she is alive…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,019 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
¿ ¡Donde Está mi Cuerpo! ? by EiShel Hale reviews
UA. Todos Humanos. E&B. Un deseo inofensivo, pronunciado en el momento equivocado, puede hacer que la vida de dos personas de un vuelco de 360º - ¡R&R! -
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dancing Dead by Carnal Contessa reviews
The year is 2028. Vampires are warring among each other and humans are near extinction. The Cullens are one of the most powerful, and feared, families around. What happens when Bella joins the family? The Cullens now have their sights set on the Volturi. Very OOC. AU. Dark!Cullens. Powerful!Cullens. Read inside for details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
Duct Tape, Rope and Tomato Sauce by hlou14 reviews
This is a story based on a conversation that my good friend XInMyPlaceX and I had whilst on MSN one night. We decide to cook Italiano and eat it, but off what? Hilarity ensuses as we travel to Forks and kidnap Carlisle. R&R please. Rated T for ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
Golpes by Bittersweet Hell reviews
Dudo que a tu familia le haga gracia ir a identificar tu cadáver en la morgue""Sin embargo a tu familia si le haría gracia ¿no?" "Lo único que le molestaría a mi padre es no haberlo hecho con sus propias manos.." "¿Que has dicho?" Alice&Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Corazón Pirata by Dayan Hale reviews
Bella, junto con su hermana Alice y su prima Rosalie, parte hacia las colonias para casarse con el Duque Black pero ¿Qué pasará con ellas cuando "El Latido Negro",un barco pirata,asalte el suyo y la joven conozca al capitán Cullen? E/B, J/A, Em/R TH
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,827 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alice u 2 short by Dorks In Forks reviews
A bunch of one shots i wrote about Alice and how short she is. 4'10! go shorty! rated t for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alice
Momentos Maravillosos by tsukiyono tanuki reviews
Escenas editadas de Twilight gracias a la torpeza de Bella y a veces de Edward también, no las que ya conocemos, otras XD. Lean y deje review . Esta mejor de lo que parece...se los prometo...by Las Hormigas Drogadas XD.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,702 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
Twilight on Windows Live! by AllApologies451994 reviews
What do you get when you put all the Twilight characters on MSN? Total chaos, that's what. Here's my first Twilight entry on fanfiction, made up of total randomness. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 43,824 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
The Pranksters by GWTWTNME reviews
Emmett is sick of his boring family, so he invites his partner in crime over to prank the Cullen family. Not only does Emmett have one new friend, but she got the wolves to join them, so its the pack, Emmett, and his BFF vs The Cullens in the ultimate war
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Emmett
The Sacrificial Lamb by CaroBell reviews
TRADUCCION: Edward Masen solo tenia una cosa en mente: Venganza. Cuando el jefe de la mafia secuestra a Bella Swan, él debe tomar una decision. ¿Puede, la inexplicable atracción que siente por la cautiva, ser suficiente para que él sacrifique sus planes?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
¡Viva la Independencia! by NellieLovet reviews
Mi primer año en la Universidad, recuerdos, bah... No merece la pena, creo. Y sí, estoy muy mal de la cabeza. No, no quiero agradaros, no pienso intentarlo, pero sí me gustaría saber que es lo que opinais de mí. RATED T por lenguaje e insinuaciones.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,352 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Hola, me llamo Emmett by simplementelaru reviews
¿Emmett chiflado? ¿Alice es un Gnomo que se escapó del circo? ¿Edward se maquilla? ¿Y Elvis Presley de donde salio? ¿Jacob Madonno? ¿Y Billie Joe Armstrong que hace aca? ¿Ensalada de famosos? ¿WTFFFF? Todo eso y mucho más en esta divertida historia :D
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,295 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Emmett
NUESTRO DESTINO by Ali-Lu Kuran Hale reviews
ESTA ES LA HISTORIA DE COMO JASPER Y ALICE, TIENEN SU PRIMER ENCUENTRO, ELLA SALE DEL HOSPITAL PSIQUIATRICO Y EL HUYE DEL EJERCITO... ENCUENTRAN PERSONAS QUE LES AYUDAN A SABER QUE ES SER UNA FAMILIA Y COMO SE ES SER AMADO. TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,713 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullens sign up for sports by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens signing up for sport? Whats the worst that could happen? Will Edward fall in love? How would Edward know the sports he dreaded would make him the happiest man alive? I still suck at summaries but its better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Mis pequeños demonios by Aris-Laurelin reviews
Emmett, Edward, Jasper, Alice y Rosalie se han convertido en niños pequeños debido a un brebaje. ¿Cómo se las apañan Carlisle y Esme para hacer de papas y buscar a la vez un antídoto? ¿Como se toma Bella que su marido sea más pequeño que su hija?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
La Buena Vida al Estilo Emmett Cullen by Conii.Cullen reviews
Emmett, tiene una mision y es demostrarle a los Chicos Cullen que es la buena vida, a su estilo. Locura, diversión y caos. ¿Que mas nos podiamos esperar de un viaje dirigido por Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,151 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Emmett
SUEGROS PELIGROSOS by Ice Queen M reviews
Bella y Edward se casaron pero eso no quiere decir que esten preparados para ver a su hija llegar a ese paso tan importante en su vida por eso haran hasta lo imposible para volver loco al novio. TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cigarette Burns by Estrella'black reviews
Daddy's Little Cannibal. Bella es una adicta local y Edward es un artista famoso. Conoce a Bella afuera de uno de sus shows de arte y termina llendóse a casa con él. BXE.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,455 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
apuesta y perdicion by kotydecullen reviews
los cullen pierden una apuesta contra emmett, si perdian tenian que hacer lo que el les diga,que le hara hacer emmett?muy divertido plis reviews?emmett tiene una lista, de cosas que los hara hacer!jaja
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
El Oso y la Tigresa by Bryseydda reviews
Emmett con su cabeza loca y Rosalie con su mal genio. ¿Alguna vez estarán tranquilos? EmxR. Lios amorosos y mucha risa. --Algunas escenas levemente eróticas--
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Red Eyes Are My Destiny by MrsBacobJlack reviews
Aro asks Edward, Alice & Bella to join his Royal Family. What if the tables turn in New Moon and Edward get's the shock of his life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,182 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Aro, Bella
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Diary Chronicles by ISnortSugar reviews
by Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jasper
Across the Airwaves by Isu reviews
Bella Swan sufre otro episodio de su permanente insomnio cuando por la noche se encuentra con una voz aterciopelada en la radio. AU, Todos humanos. Rated M por los lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,251 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Fish by CC heere reviews
Well, Jasper gets a fish. It soon gets better...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper
Pregúntale a la Tiíta Jasper by BlacklistedGirl reviews
Traducción de "Ask Auntie Jasper". Les aseguro que se morirán de la risa. ADVERTENCIA. Para comprender algunos de los caps, debes leer "Pregúntale a la Tía Emmett". Más capítulos!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Woman Made by Melanie Stryder reviews
Edward, por ayudar a Emmett se disfraza de mujer, y vivir prácticamente con la chica que te odia y a la vez que te adora.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
· Hija De Aro · by Leonerza reviews
Bella es la hija de Aro. Ella vive en Volterra con su papá y sus tíos, Cayo y Marco. En una reunión conoce a los Cullen, pero uno en particular, Edward. --Suspendida temporalmente por razones personales--
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Fairy Tale By Emmett by FerOdair reviews
Nessie pide una historia para dormir... ¿será un desafio para Emmett? ¡No contaría con ello! Entren a ver
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Dime cual es mi novia! by xMyBlackParade reviews
¿Qué pasaría si tu novia se comportara igual que la de tu hermano? ¿Y si todo fuera una broma para pasar el rato? ¿Perdonarían Emmett, Jasper y Edward a sus respectivas novias? BxE, AxJ, RxE, Colaboración cn Alie chemiicalera
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
Emerging From The Shades by Luchy Rct reviews
Season Cullen Contest. Alice decide contratar a El Vampiro para que investigue el reciente, y dudoso, matrimonio de su mejor amiga Isabella Swan de Black. Pero eso no es todo, Alice sabe que hay algo en el destino que los necesita juntos. ¡Lean!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee y la adolecencia! by Selena's Stupid Productions reviews
Edward y su Nessie, tan dulce, tan tierna, tan... adolecente. Nadie dijo que ser padre sería fácil
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Cullens come to Hogwarts, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
HP/T Crossover; A/U, OOC. Canon Pairings. Rated now "T" since there isn't really anything bad in here, so ignore the "M" rating inside the story. Complete, Sequel AND Rewrite are up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,530 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Dark High School by Gemelis Vampiras reviews
No todo es como parece. Drogas, incesto, bulímia, etc. ¿Nadie se daba cuenta? No. Por algo el alumnado la llamaba "Dark High School". Bella no conocía algo así. ¿Lograra sacar a todos del la oscuridad? ¿Sobrevivirá? ¿O caerá ante la tentación?.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009
La pequeña llama entre la oscuridad by Alice Cullen 273 reviews
Un día normal, Alice va de caza y todo su mundo da un giro inseperado. Se queda sola en un mundo deshabitado.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,553 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alice - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by christti reviews
-Traducción- Emmett tiene una lista, cree que fué creada por los unicornios! Tiene que completar la lista! 16 días, 16 cosas divertidas que hacer en un ascensor. Que puede salir mal?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,828 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Emmett
¡Atascados! by Koko7180 reviews
TRADUCCIÓN: 1 nuevo mensaje de texto: ¡ALICE! AYUDA, ¡ESTOY ATASCADA EN EL ASCENSOR CON UN TÍO QUE ESTÁ REALMENTE BUENO Y NO CONOZCO!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Cronos by Luchy Rct reviews
El tiempo corría y ella no podía decir que era lo mejor, pero con sólo levantar la mirada y chocarse con sus ojos reconoció la decisión de su corazón con claridad. Quizás podía vivir sin su familia, pero no podía vivir sin él. Regalo para TheseRazors.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pregnant Again by miss strawberry reviews
Que pasaría si Bella y Edward pudieran tener otro hijo?, entren y lean!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
No sabemos si resultara pero lo vamos a intentar by nandir77 reviews
Una idea se les cruza a los Cullen... que sucedera si decidimos beber alcohol? Pasara algo...o no pasara nada... en realidad puede pasar mucho... rating M por lenguaje y pensamientos algo hot de los personajes... COMPLETA
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sí, amo by Sunshine Mindfreak reviews
AH. Bella pierde una apuesta contra Edward. ¿El castigo? Convertirse en su esclava por unos meses y hacer todo lo que él diga. Pero, ¿a qué se referirá con "todo"? Bella&Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,164 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
El es un maniquí by Philana reviews
Estaba en el centro comercial con Alice y ahí fue donde lo vi, era alto, delgado, de una piel muy pálida, labios fruncidos en algo que parecía ser una mueca y unos ojos en los cuales se perdí, solo había un problema, él era un maniquí.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,303 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jasper and Emmett's Offical Cullen Annoyance Guide by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When you don't eat or sleep, it leaves you a lot of spare time. Some vampires study, some compose music and Jasper and Emmett annoy their family. Manipulating the emotions of others can be used for fun too... RATED M FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOUR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Bella¿boy or girl? by cullen lua XD reviews
Bella decide hacerse pasar por su hermano…¿Qué pasara cuando conoce a su compañero de cuarto, un sargento de cabello cobrizo y unos hermosos ojos color esmeralda? ¿le dirá la verdad?... E&B J&A R&EM Leanlo!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Chains II: Heaven Beside You by CodyRhodesFan reviews
SEQUEL TO ALICE IN CHAINS. Jasper is thrown into a mess when Edward and Bella find the notebook and uses it for the school newspaper filled with rumors. Weird things are happening. Like Bella a wrestler? Rosalie a Goth? Oh joy. Jasper/Alice. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Cullens: Face Of The Freak by I Am The Sparkly Vampire reviews
Vampires have been exposed to the human world and teh cullens are famous via twilight new moon eclipse and breaking dawn ect. The volturi are dead. Yes DEAD all of them. Emmett comes up with the idea to enter a have your own reality tv show competion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
un vacio que llenar by 3DiTh-McBl4cK-H0w'Sh3a reviews
-VAMPIROS- Bella busca venganza despues de que pierde a su amor... junto con su familia... Llegan a Forks... y un humano descubre su secreto... su nombre... Edward Masen... el queda perdidamente enamorado de ella, ¿y ella?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,803 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Despedida de soltera a la Emmett Cullen by MarianelaPatz reviews
Emmett secuestrando a Bella. Edward no lo sabe. Alice no lo ve. Y nadie se lo espera! risas aseguradas, entren. Al mejor estilo Emmett, al mejor estilo Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,249 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Emmett, Bella
La plantita de Emmett by Zqarlhi reviews
Vampiros,Fanaticos,Humanos,Licantropos... ¿Extraterrestres? ¡Si! Celos, amor, nuevas parejas... Una parodia llena de todo esto más nuevos personajes y tragedias llenas de comedia ¡Y más!... El ejercito Cullen espera salvar al mundo ¿Podrá lograrlo? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,276 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
El Mayor Jasper Whitlock by Sweet Bloody Dreams reviews
La vida de uno de los personajes mas enigmaticos de Crepusculo tuvo momentos que cambiaron su existencia. Entra y descubrelos. Viñetas independientes
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Jasper
The Volturi and their Boring Life by accioedwardtnp reviews
You think the Cullens are the only ones who can have the spotlight? Well think again! Check out the Volturi's life in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aro, Caius
Morbidly Married by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Alice and Jasper are about to lose their funeral home and end up in the poor house. What other choice do they have other than making business? Gore, raucous love making, and heaps of macabre fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
MAKE YOUR GAYFRIEND DISAPPEAR by Chana Flaya reviews
En Forks se desata un rumor... EDWARD ES GAY! Bella,que tiene una obsecion con el, se dejara llevar por unos simples rumores? Seran verdad? Que hara para remediarlo?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Did he just say Sex ED? by TimeWasterGirl reviews
TRADUCCIÓN // just-a-crazyfanpire // Un día normal, profesores normales, estudiantes casi normales. ¿Qué podría pasar?.... ¿Pero si luego aparece un nuevo curso en el programa...?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,550 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Un Momento Demasiado Tarde EDITADO by Ale Snape Li reviews
TRADUCCION Edward llego demasiado tarde ese dia a Port Angeles. Como podran sobrellevar las concecuencias. Bella dice que esta bien, ¿Realmente podran superarlo? RE-EDITADA Edward POV TERMINADO
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 146,238 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The War Inside by Sparabella reviews
Marine Maj. Jasper Cullen has been ordered to restricted duty after being shot. He finds himself back home with PTSD, bitterness and anger. Ordered to seek help, he meets Dr. Isabella Swan. Will she be able to piece Jasper back together? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Bella's Hushed Up Pregnancy by Aradia Gaunt reviews
TRADUCCIÓN-"Rosalie? Es Bella. Por favor. Debes ayudarme." Susurraba tan bajo como me era posible, un hábito que había tomado cuando estaba nerviosa. Hubo una breve pausa en el otro extremo de la línea" Libro 2 "Amanecer" Bella's POV //TERMINADO
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,605 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Moonlight Melody by calliebelle reviews
Walking down a New Orleans street, Edward is lured in by a dark melody... but who is this Lestat, and why does he seem to know Carlisle? And what does he want with Alice and Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward
es el sol by dani hale de withlock cullen reviews
PAUSADO...jasper conoce a alice en un centro de ayuda especializada para personas con severos traumas o como el dice los psicopatas, existe un pequeño problema o mas bien muchos AXJ EXR BXE...renovado...CONTENIDO FUERTE
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Remembering Sunday by SymphonyofEvil reviews
Desvió la mirada hacia la ventana y los recuerdos empezaron a invadir su mente. Recuerdos del domingo pasado, de cuando se enamoró de ella, de cuando la conoció. //J&A - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice
por ti by maryna whitlock reviews
María vuelve a buscar a Jasper con amenazas... ¿que ocurrirá? jxm y jxoc
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Family Compute by Perfectly-Imperfect1996 reviews
The Cullens are on an IM. This takes place in me and my BFF's alternate Twilight so couples are differnt. This is kinda like Randomness my other humor kinda story but in the other deminsion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dos en el paquete by MelinitaLR reviews
Edward es un despiadado empresario, quien obliga a su secretaria a hacerse pasar por su novia por una noche. Pero... será solo una noche. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,955 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Autocontrol by tarastupida reviews
Alice invita a Jasper a Isla Esme, con oscuras intensiones, pero él hace una apuesta con Emmett que le dificultarán las cosas a Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Cullens mansion of horror by RangaHotMrsBlondDR reviews
bella has an idea and they turn the lovley white cullens mansion into what a home for Vapmires should look like. sorry i'm not good at sumarys.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Las Aventuras de Los Cullen by Gina1212 reviews
Con este Fic te reiras Muuchoo! No es Traducido .Animate!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
Bandidos by NayruOne reviews
Ambientado en el s.XIX. Un grupo de bandidos lucha para liberar al pueblo de la corrupción y el abuso de la nobleza de la época. Nobles y plebeyos. Dos mundos muy distintos. Una gran historia de amor. TODOS HUMANOS. BxE RxE AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,868 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
El Mejor Adorno Para Navidad by Luchy Rct reviews
-Tal vez el mejor adorno de navidad es una gran sonrisa, Edward." Alice tratará de devolverle el espíritu de la Navidad a Edward. -A/E canon -E/B // Para el concurso de Yuliss y Tatarata
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
What Do You Mean WE LOST? by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
It is Jasper and Alice's first time in high school, and apparently our favorite Confederate doesn't know the outcome of the Civil War. What happens in his first American History class? Read and Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Till Death Unites You by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Edward Masen is to marry the beautiful Isabella Swan, but then every thing goes wrong...he can't remember his vows and death interferes the wedding plans. A Bella and Edward love story inspired by the Corpse Bride..check it out! Same period of time as CB
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Edward
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
House Of Horror by xAngel-Of-Nightx reviews
Its Halloween and Alice got the gang to go trick or treating. Alls fun until they go in the woods. They see a creepy house, and check it out. But what happens when ‘things’ start happening and staying alive seems impossible. Rated M just in case. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
viaje de familia by konaahcullen reviews
alice tiene una visión sobre las vacaciones de la familia a isla esme, habrá diversión, peleas, discusiones y mas diversión!.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Alice
Jasper For The Presidency! by shadowgrave22 reviews
Emmett and Jasper are running for President. What trouble could these two possibly get into? Includes,the resurection of Hitler, the resurection of the Confederates, the resurection of the Union,and lots more! Bella is human. Cullens vamps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,606 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Parental Control Ro&Em by Muffin Girls reviews
La version del Programa de MTV Parental Control, adaptada a las parejitas, 3 versiones distintas. Alice&Jasper completada.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
La Solución Final by ScalpelTongue reviews
Algo terrible está ocurriendo en el este de Europa.Se avecinan días oscuros hasta para los vampiros.Un mal inimaginable se ha apoderado de las personas,llevándoles a cometer atroces crímenes.Distinguir a los verdaderos monstruos es tarea casi imposible...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009
The Twilight ReWrite by LauraMasen reviews
TRADUCCIÓN: ¿Qué ocurriría si Carlisle y los Cullen nunca hubieran seguido el "vegeterianismo" y ellos fueran como cualquier otro vampiro que caza humanos? ¿Cómo cambiaría esto la vida de Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Una noche sin respuesta by angelita del mal reviews
2 de noviembre día de muertos, un viaje a visitar a su familia y visitantes inesperados.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
MAFIA by asnandara reviews
Los caminos de la mafia no son fáciles. Ella le ofrece un trato, él lo acepta, el final es simple, los dos salen ganando. Porque llegan al final y cumplen el trato ¿no?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La caja de música by Sele-Cullen reviews
Hallofic con el que participe en el grupo de I love Edward Cullen. Bellla y Edward se mudan a su nueva casa, pero Bella empieza a escuchar una infernal musica que la trastorna. Edward desaparece. ¿Que pasará?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Las aventuras de Seth&Emmett by T.C.Wolf reviews
Acompaña a Seth&Emmett en sus divertidas aventuras...molestemos a los Cullens...¿un ornitorrinco?Rose¿ofende a Bob Esponja?¿Los padrinos magicos?Emmett¿ve los Rugrats?¿Seth calienta a Jazz?¿Uñas con colaloca?¿Luna?¿Y esa?¿Se casa con Seth?Ven&Diviertete!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Seth, Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare Uh Oh! by JulieeMariee reviews
My first fanfic! Chapter 7 is up! Everyone is a vampire except for Bella. Carlisle is away on a business trip and Esme joins him. Alice wants to play a game. And an evil little pixie sure knows how to get everyone revved up for a game of Truth or Dare!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
The Addiction by zacintosh reviews
A fanfic about my favorite twlight couple Jasper and Alice ALT. Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Heart of Twilight by Mary Anne Lioncourt reviews
Podría golpearlo con un bate, no demasiado esfuerzo, también podría dispararle con una ballesta, no demasiado complicado,¡Ya se! ¡Lo puedo ahorcar con las cortinas!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
10 cosas estúpidas por las que es mejor un vampiro by little Alice Cullen reviews
Bella, ya casada, encuentra a Jess en el super,quien le cuenta lo horrible de estar casada con Mike, y así Bella puede hacer una lista de por que es mejor un vampiro. Ya está completa! pasen y ríanse un buen rato!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cómo molestar a Jasper Hale by Graceful-Evil-Angel reviews
Bueno, el nombre lo dice todo, mi pequeña lista de cómo molestar a Jasper en 60 puntos; muy divertida, léanla. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Decerpo by twilightsgrace23 reviews
Six go into the supposed haunted Cullen house on Halloween, is the place really haunted, or are the stories just that – stories. What lurks in the shadows of the old house, and will they make it out alive? Written for the Haunted Twilight Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
War's Past by Gone But Not Forgotten reviews
Jasper's history. It starts a year into his life as a Vampire. Rated M for violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper
Emmett's Oh So Very Bright Idea by shadowgrave22 reviews
The Cullens are trying to decide where to go on their vacation. Well, what about Emmett's idea?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Emmett
Breaking the Rules by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella Swan finds herself at Meyer Preparatory school, and with new friends. What happens when she meets Jasper Hale, who has a set of rules that all girls need to fall under for him to be interested? Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,536 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rescate al estilo Cullen by m.RoseeHC reviews
Bella elige a Jacob en Eclipse y Edward se va a un monasterio. Sus hermanos van a buscarlo. ¿Qué locuras harán? "-¡Barney está muerto! -No, sólo se desmayó... -Está demente."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Secret Diaries of the Volturi aged 103,972 by owl-eats-waffles reviews
Set directly after the events of Breaking Dawn, this never-before-published peice reveals the inside story of the most infamous and only vampire royal family in history. It contains extracts from the secret diaries of Aro, Marcus and Caius. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Aro, Caius
Loca comisaria by ener-aj reviews
Hay mucho amor...accion...y sobretodo mucho humor ¿ que pasara con los vulturis? y ¿con Bella ,Jacob y el nuevo inspector?...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
este no es el mundo en el crees vivir by JaquelineM reviews
estaba muy seguro de 3 cosas: Primero, Jacob era un monstruo peludo Segundo bella tenia mal gusto con sus novios Tercero…quería a un perro mutante como cuñado…
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Charlie S., Jacob - Complete
Believing is Seeing by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
The Cullens go to Hogwarts and the Volturi have teamed up with Death Eaters in their quest to recruit the Cullens. The Trio and Draco repeat their 7th year and aid the Cullens. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,873 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
Querido Diario by Conii.Cullen reviews
Querido diario... ese puede ser el comienzo normal, en un diario normal de una chica normal. Pero en la vida de los Cullens nada es normal, y mucho menos cuando los sucesos del dia a dia son relatados por Alice Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,673 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hero by la risa de tus ojos reviews
One-Shot; Dos chicos la rodearon y ella creyó que todo estaba perdido. Hasta que llego él. ¿Un héroe? UA. TH. Alice/Jasper. Para SwweetDreams. Reto.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Señorita me esta confundiendo by ffideittos reviews
En 1948 Jasper y Alice se conocieron, como era su situacion en aquel tiempo y como a variado hasta el 2008. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Worlds Divided by Merkle reviews
Sometimes everything really does go wrong. Can love exsist when you are on different sides of the war? Find out how the war started and how it eventually ends. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 444,505 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
IM conversations of the Cullen & Swan residence! by Team Emmett reviews
What if the Cullens and Bella had an IM service?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
Jasper's Nightmare by TeaLover001 reviews
Jasper returns from a hunting trip early to surprise Alice, but he gets an unwanted surprise of his own! Crackfic. Don’t read if you genuinely love Bella or Bella x OC fics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Do You Kill Girls? by LucyxTodd reviews
Tell me, do kill girls?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Ciclo Menstrual by DreinaSwan reviews
¿Quien no se pregunto que haria edward y bella cuando esta tuviera su menstruacion? 5to Capitulo, final :
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
¿Que pasaría si yo fuera presidente? by xMyBlackParade reviews
Todos comeríamos círculos de felicidad y viviríamos los martes rosas y miércoles de faldas, ¿No? ONE SHOT, Coolaboración con Alie chemiicalera
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett - Complete
El secreto by elianna.cullen reviews
One shot. La escuela entera ha leído el cuaderno de Jasper y se han enterado de su secreto: 'Jasper loves Alice'. Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullens and Jacob go to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort and become witches and wizards. Better summary inside, please read if you like Twilight or Harry Potter or BOTH, like me! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
The Volturi Princess by NellyBear85 reviews
Isabella lives in Volterra & is looked over by Aro, whom she considers her father. She is anxious to see the outside world, but Aro refuses to let her. Isabella wants to leave, but is obedient, but she is being pushed to her limit.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,719 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Boludeces Twilighters by LoathingThee reviews
Boludeces, idioteces inocentes, tonterías que intentan ser graciosas de nuestros vampiros favoritos! Entren, están invitados a la fiesta!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alice In Chains by CodyRhodesFan reviews
Jasper wakes up to find out that he's been imagining that he and Alice Cullen are married. He's in a hospital and he keeps speaking about Alice. Carlisle wonders how did Jasper know about his daughter. Jasper/Alice. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,539 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
An Interesting Dinner with Emmett by awesomelycoolwolfgirl reviews
Emmett and the rest of the Cullens go to Bella's house for dinner one night, and Emmett makes up crazy excuses to keep from eating food. Set in the time right after Eclipse, in Bella's POV. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Alice al amanecer by Andrea'Ab reviews
Drabble. Si ella pudiera dormir, lo que más le gustaría sería despertar junto a Jasper. Por eso a ella le gusta fingir. Y a él le encanta que lo haga.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Uncle Jazz deals with it by 06shart reviews
Jasper is relaxing alone in the house while everybody is away. That is until Nessie and Jake get home and he has to deal with things he shouldn't have to. Damn Bella and Edward! please R&R xoxo
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
¡Adios soltería! by Tsuyu ryu reviews
Alguna vez se preguntaron exactamente QUE paso en aquella despedida de soltero? tres vampiros en una despedida solo significa una cosa: desastre! Podra Edward sobrevivir a sus dos hermanos? fic en conjunto con Hime-chan.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Jasper Gets Bored by wellitsnotgoingtosuckitself reviews
Our fave texan vampire gets a little bored. Emmett doesnt help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper
OMG BELLA LOOK AT HIS BUT IT IS SO BIG! by JenneyFox247 reviews
nothing to do with title funny alice and jasper and bella and eddie story RLY funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Todo por una galleta by LittleHandGrenade reviews
-Escúchame Withlock, si no me das esa galleta me veré en la penosa necesidad de patear tu bonito trasero “¿Acaba de decir que mi trasero es lindo?” –Te propongo un trato, me besas y te doy la galleta –¡De acuerdo! Drabble AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Un Día en el Supermercado by LittleHandGrenade reviews
T2H. Esme al no confiar en el torbellino que son sus hijos, decide llevarlos con ella al centro comercial. Después de todo, ¿Qué desastres pueden causar los Cullen en un minuto de distracción?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Celoso by glowingirl reviews
One Shot.Tal vez Edward sea muy paciente, pero imagínense tener que escuchar todas las obscenidades posibles que piensan los chicos sobre Bella... mmmmm ¿estallará Edward? Un divertido shot para reírse un poco.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Trabajar! by Paulina bellward reviews
Los Cullen tienen que empezar a comportarse como Adolescentes normales, Carlisle piensa que lo mejor para ellos es que tengan una vida mas humana, por lo que les pide que busquen trabajos de medio tiempo... Carlisle y sus ideas.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
Proyect Runway ¡Al estilo Emmett! by twiiLiigtheeR reviews
Emmett organiza un concurso de modelaje... Reproches, Vestidos y un Edward con deseos de venganza... "¡Emmett!-gritó Edward con furia-¡Esto no es mink! ¡Es seda!"
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Trick Or Treat by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
A quick one-shot in response to Shiny Volvo Owner 20's Challenge. Emmett, Alice and Jasper decide to go trick or treating on Halloween,what kind of things to they get into along the way? The world may have never known had it not been for me!Jk! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Mis Queridos Amigos Los Cullens by Rawwrsiico reviews
Unas cuantas preguntitas a la familia cullen : - Completo ;D
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Jasper's Powers by Alice Whitlock Hale Cullen reviews
A little fun with Jasper's powers are in order when life in Forks gets a little dull. A string of either one or two-shots. Set in between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper
El reinado Cullen by MaiRox reviews
1530 Isabella Swan es una cortesana francesa, a quien reclamaron su presencia dentro de la corte Inglesa, con un solo propósito: conquistar al príncipe de Inglaterra...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aquello a lo que los humanos llaman celos by Iseki-pio ovo reviews
AU OOC: Dos personas que se aman ponen a prueba su amor cuando dos personas del pasado regresan en su búsqueda, ¿Seguirán juntos después de todo, o acaso aquellas personas los harán cambiar de opinión? Tercera y última parte.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,068 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Zombies and Ice Cream by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Very random..Bella and Emmet have a bet, which involves if dead people zombies like ice cream. And Emmett wants to prove his statement... OOOOooo..and they eventually evolveve a maternal need to treat them like their own children. R&R again..very random..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Operacion SP by Yess Twilight Cullen reviews
La escuela de Froks, esta siendo evidente de una temporada de peleas, problemas familiares y golpes. Por lo que se llega a una conclucion "Operacion Solucion a Problemas" Y en esta historia los Cullen no seran la ecepcion. ¡Puritita divercion! Reviews...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Los Cullen saltan a la fama by Cucu reviews
Stephenie Meyer declara: Los Cullen realmente existen. ¿Cómo se toman los vampiros y personajes esta repentina fama? Rosalie posa para Playboy, Bella atacada por paparazzis, Emmet en Oprah? Una parodia a esta gran historia
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
The week long adventures of Emmett and jasper by manga loverXD reviews
a humorous story about our two favorite vampires who are very very bored!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Twilight Lethbridge Style by The-New-Cullens reviews
Fanfic made by My Edward17 and FancyJumper. Please, no one be offended, this is just a joke on our friends. Also, a little bit of blackmail. But R&R anyway just because that's what we normally do. Read at own risk. Or at least that of your sanity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Rapidas conclusiones by Anney Lime reviews
Edward se prepara mentalmente para una sorpresa que le daran sus hermanos, pero... ¡Nadie le dice! No saques conclusiones tan rapido, Edward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pandora's Box by RecklessLove21 reviews
I have a secret one that might kill me and all those around me. Can I figure it out how to stop this? How to save them as well as those like me?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jasper
My playboy Friend by Vamp.Ali reviews
Bella llega hospedándose al departamento de su primo Jasper para entrar a la universidad, todo bien hasta que conoce al mejor amigo de su primo ¡el cual es todo un Playboy! ,¿Que pasara?, ¿Se creara química entre ellos? - Aviso: TODOS HUMANOS - FINAL
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,655 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Amor en riesgo by Lady Bella Rose reviews
Nessy quedá embarazada de Jacob en su primera vez, los Cullen se enteren y tienen cada uno distintos reacciones. En fin, vean las reacciones. Soy mala para los summary's, lean y opinen!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,284 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
ESME Y LA RUTINA by WritersCompulsive reviews
¿¿¿Cansada de la rutina?, pues Emmett estar dispuesto a sacarte de ella Esme y no precisamente saliendo a lindos lugares... digamos que es el estilo de Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
True North by Mznickwhite reviews
Alice Brandon se muda a Forks con bajas expectativa, y nada parece hacer que cambie de opinion.Pero Alice no puede evitar sentirse irresistiblemente atraida por el guapo Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,756 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Credit Card Crisis by Midori BlackSin reviews
Alice está sufriendo una crisis. Repentinamente, sus tarjetas de crédito desaparecieron, y nadie en la casa le da una buena explicación. ¿Qué clase de horrible conspiración contra su persona es esta? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice - Complete
I'm No Coward, I'm Not by lizriley reviews
Jasper sets out to prove that he's not a coward. WARNING: Spanking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Mi Vida Sin El by anleah.massen reviews
El era oficial, ella solo una señora casada. Que pasara cuando El tenga que irse a la guerra y la deje sola con unos bebés? El sobrevirira? Todos Humanos JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Twilight IM 2 by kelseycullen9 reviews
my 2nd IM story, the 1st one i didnt write by myself, some1 helped me...and i know, it suxs! but this one is better! : PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Edward And Jasper's Get Away by A MereWriter reviews
Jasper and Edward grow tired of Living eternity in boredum, So they go on there own little vacation, But what happens when they run into familiar faces? And who is this Ancient Vampire named Lestat and what does he want with them? Read on to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Who Won The War? by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett decides to erm... politely inform Jasper who won the war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Alice and uniforms by JasperColouredEyes reviews
Just some fun for a few of the Cullens....not all....Alice didn't like it. What a crap summary! these things are hard to write!Is crap counted as bad language?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Accidentaly in Love by LittleHandGrenade reviews
Ultimo Drabble: Snow. RxE. -Escuchame bien imbécil- grito la rubia acercandose a el de forma amenzadora, pero sus botas derraparon sobre el hielo haciendo que resbalara y de pronto solo tenia conciencia de los calidos labios de el sobre los de ella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
To The Bride, And Groom! by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Monsters by LemonySnickersBars reviews
We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Súper Agentes by la risa de tus ojos reviews
Completo; Renesmee y Hannah decide jugar a los súper-agentes. Su misión es saber que hacen los vampiros en las noches. Ella tiene que espiar a Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emmett, Carlisle/Esme y Bella/Edward. Pero, ¿Qué sorpresas encontrara en su aventura?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,831 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sexo y vampiros by DLC Traducciones reviews
El summary no es apropiado para Fanfiction. Tendrán que leerlo en el primer capítulo. Este es el sustito tan esperado de "When live gives you lemmons." No una secuela o reescrito. BXE. Lleno de Lemmons y un argumento.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Treament Vampward's POV by jajo reviews
By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV. Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TwLiTE by Hitto reviews
TRADUCCIÓN La historia de Crepúsculo desde otro punto de vista el de Bella Swoon. Si eres fanático de esta saga entra para reir un rato. Si odias a Crepúsculo, esto te va a encantar. link a la historia original en mi perfil
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baseball by x-deadstarfish-x reviews
There's a thunderstorm and Carlisle wants to play "baseball"... will Jasper play along...? Warning, innuendo and crack! written for my friend Gabrielle on the prompt - "Carlisle, Jasper, and a baseball bat"... Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Mision Un Zoo Y Rescate Canguro Jimy by Emmettzz reviews
Historia muchas peleas emmett jimy el canguro un zoologico adios jeep edward furioso bella y el cerdito miguel muy gracioso my primer cuento porfa leeanlo es la primera parte
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Emmett
The Slughorn Christmas Party by KristyRose reviews
Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper of the Twilight Series are the vampires attending Slughorn's Christmas Party in Chapter 15 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Everlasting Shadows by The.Truth.will.free.my.Soul reviews
What happens when Jane realizes the Volturi has no chance of winning. See what happens when Alice is caught in the middle of the fight. Will the Volturi ever give up and leave the Cullens alone? Not when they find out what happened to Alice.AxJ R&R! Plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,287 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
forgotten by There's.Skittles.In.There
what happens when every one forgets jasper. what did maria do? will they remember him and why does he have a heartbeat? review!@# % &* -0 *& % #@
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Walking on Moonlight by la risa de tus ojos reviews
Drabble; Ella se había escapado del manicomio y él había seguido el olor de su sangre. Simplemente no le buscaron significados a sus acciones. Primer encuentro alterno; Vampiro/Humana. Jasper/Alice. UA.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's bad hair day by HeyIt'sElena reviews
Jasper has a secret. Sorry its so short. R and R's are appriciated.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper
IM Fun by TeamJacob1324 reviews
Read into the daily life of the Cullen's, as they deal with new problems, and a metrosexual. After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Edward no es perfecto by RingRing. Alo reviews
Bella y Edward son amigos de toda la vida, Bella esta harta de que todas sus amigas digan que Edward es perfecto, así que enumera sus defectos. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Control by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Alice is a human and Jasper is the vampire that slaughtered her family, now that it is his duty to protect her will she forgive him and will he be able to overcome her enticing scent before he kills her himself
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
MSN with the cullens by 1-of-thos-twilight-pipol reviews
the title says it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
CLASES PARTICULARES PARA EMMETT by almassofi reviews
Cuando Emmett sale, suele escuchar conversaciones ajenas y cuando no entiende una palabra en particular sale corriendo a casa para que alguien lo saque de sus duda, los unicos que suelen hacerlo son Rose y Jasper a quien desquiciara Primero
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Cocinar es Un Tormento by killingdolly reviews
Traducción. Es el día de San Valentin, mientras Bella, Alice y Rosalie están fuera, Edward, Jasper y Emmett tratan de cocinarles algo especial, excepto que todo resulta un desastre. One-Shot. Humanos. Divertido!.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
The Last Night by Pensulliwen reviews
The night before Yoh leaves the world he knew behind to take part in the Shaman King tournament, he and Anna spend their first night together. But how the hell did Ren know about it!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ren T. - Complete
CARTA DE UN PADRE A UN HIJO by PetrichorRaindrop reviews
Es el día del niño y Carlisle no sabe que obsequiarle a Edward.Por eso decide escribirle esta carta... mi primer Oneshot... pasen y lean... estoy segura que se emocionaran :
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Silencio en Volterra by CuteMoon reviews
Nessie,Rosalie y Esme son secuestradas por los Vulturis. Un pequeño ejército acompañará a los Cullen a Volterra,para,además de salvar a sus mujeres,terminar con los Vulturis.¿Pérdidas graves?¿Cambios de bando?¿Nuevos dones?¿Y si el escudo de Bella falla?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Kept Apart By a Difference, Not So Different by JaliceObsessed reviews
It is World War 2 and Alice Brandon is a Jewish girl, forced to work in Auschwitz. There, she meets someone she never expected to fall in love with. Will love prevail?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Tú más yo es igual a Amor by LittleHandGrenade reviews
El era el nuevo maestro de matematicas. Ella una simple alumna. Pero un beso lo cambio todo, ahora la pregunta es ¿Lograra sobrevivir su amor? Simple formula matematica:tu mas yo igual a love. ¿Pero estas segura de poder memorizarla Alice?EPILOGO.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Are you comfortable? by IamnotstalkinEdward reviews
Emmett asks Bella a question. How will Bella react? Extremely random. R&R. Now rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Besos a la Venta by Sunshine Mindfreak reviews
TH. En la feria del instituto de Forks, Edward Cullen era el chico del puesto 'Un beso por un dólar', y, bueno, a Bella ya le habían dado su mesada. ¿Por qué no aprovechar semejante oportunidad? Bella/Edward; fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight phone messages by deactivated account 999 reviews
Los Cullen tienen celulares. Pero con los celulares vienen las grabaciones personales y los mensajes. Varias parejas. DESCONTINUADO.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
La caza by NayruOne reviews
Porque como para todo hay una primera vez, para ser vegetariano también. JxA
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
concurso de canto by erosalie reviews
un sabado por la tarde todos aburridos que se puede hacer un ¡concurso de canto!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Jasper and Emmett's Mission Annoy Edward by Freaky Virgo reviews
What would YOU do if your prankster brothers had just shown you a fully edited, presentable, proffesionally made movie all about you? Take a look inside Jasper's head when he and Emmett do just that to Edward - how will they ALL react... PLEASE R&R :-D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Aro Runs For Mayor! by Sunshine4Life2012 reviews
What Will Happen When Aro Vultori Runs For Mayor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Aro, Felix - Complete
Los héroes del fandom by bigi43 reviews
Hermione Granger sospecha que ya no es Harry Potter, la saga más popular... ¿Que harán contra Crepúsculo para recuperar el liderazgo?...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Sólo Humano by Tatarata reviews
TRADUCCIÓN: Un deseo envía a Bella de regreso en el tiempo al Chicago de 1918, y hacia un Edward humano.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,664 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Back Before Alice by I Am The Sparkly Vampire reviews
Jasper is human, Jasper is a spy. This is my version of events running up to Jaspers transformation,sorry bad at summarys better than sounds please give it a go and R&R, T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jasper
Bella, la acosadora by CuteMoon reviews
One-shot/-Mi sexy soldado, que tengamos una aventura pasajera, una relacion que solo incumba lo sexual es mi propuesta-/-ISABELLA SWAN! QUE DIABLOS ES ESTO!-le pregunté,señalando el sobre/Fijense si se rien tanto como yo al hacerlo. Jasper Bella tangas ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Emmett, Jasper, and the remote control car by ShanByStarlight reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Emmett is bored, so he drags Jasper into one of his crazy, harebrained schemes.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
AMARRADOS! by Dayan Hale reviews
El entrenador Clapp condena a un grupo de estudiantes a pasar una semana amarrados por los tobillos en parejas. Peleas, risas, llanto y amor en el aire, pronto los alumnos descubriran que no todos son lo que parecen. E/B R/Em J/A TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,331 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ciber amor by cullen-brothers reviews
Alice tiene un cafe internet. ¿que pasara cuando Jasper vaya a rentar un equipo? aaauuu fic divertido al 100% jaja mal summary pero dentro hay un fic muy gracioso Idea de los Cullen-brothers! TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Underoos by whatthehale reviews
Jasper's got a secret that could destroy him...and pretty much does.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Apathy by Kumomi reviews
Benjamin Barker and Sweeney Todd are two very different people with two very different stories. But, they ARE the same guy, physically speaking, right? I don't own Sweeny Todd. Please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Benjamin B., Sweeney T. - Complete
Happy Birthday Nessie! by Becca962 reviews
It's Nessie's birthday and Emmett and Jasper have to make the cake. What will go wrong when two men who haven't cooked in hundreds of years try to make a cake? R&R :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Family and the Guards of Azkaban by eyeslikeseaglass reviews
Carlisle decides to test once and for all the existence of souls in vampires. I wrote this when I was high on Codeine and I'm too lazy to delete it or make it any good. Forgive it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Partners by TeamJakeward'x reviews
Bella and Edward are enemies, Bella’s in Gryffindor, Edward’s in Slytherin. They have to work on an Astronomy Project together, and end up playing 20 Questions, then…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
TWILIGHT ALICE AND JASPER'S STORY by Posessed-by-the-music reviews
Twilight is about Bella and Edward's romance, but they are not my favourite characters, welcome to Alice and Jasper's love story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maldita Tecnología by Lollipop of Colors reviews
Aún cuando los Cullen son una antigua familia, no se han acostumbran a los nuevos artefactos de hoy en día y como todos, tienen problemas con la tecnología. Gritan, se desesperan, golpean etc. ¿Quieres saber como reaccionan ante esto? ¡Entra!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Alice en el país de las maravillas by DLC Traducciones reviews
DLC. Alice cae por el agujero de un conejo y termina en un universo alterno donde conoce a Jasper. Una mezcla de populares cuentos de hadas montados en un universo alterno. Alice/Jasper. Oscuro.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The cullens get MSN accouts! GASP! by ElyssaKathleen reviews
What happens when the Cullen's get MSN accounts? You'll soon find out in this random- packed story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
A Second Chance At Living by Sango luvz Miroku reviews
Was this to be my life? An eternity at her side? As her child, her lover, her companion, her minion? No.. There has to be a better way to spend an endless life. I have to be able to offer something good to the world. Jasper/Maria eventually Jasper/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper, Maria
A Series of Jasper Moments by Jessica Lauren reviews
Humorous Jasper moments xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper
El Dia que Charlie Abrio los Ojos by M.-Way reviews
Las locuras del Super-Emmett y Emo-Jasper condujeron a Charlie a la verdad.¿Cómo se lo tomara?. ¿Que harán los Cullen para convencerlo de que todo fue un mal entendido?. Despues de Amanecer.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Lo que me gusta de ella by IbelChao reviews
Serie de viñetas. Hoy Roselie&Emmett. "No tenía que ser Jasper o el don de este para saberlo"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Manzanas ensangrentadas by Estrella'black reviews
Estrella'black. Jasper llega a casa y encuentra a Alice cocinando para él. One-shot. Entrada para: The Epic T One-shot Contest. Vampiros.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cocinando problemas by marieblackvolturi reviews
Bella, Alice y Jasper cocinan un postre que trae consecuencias desastrosas para la humana del grupo - OneShot
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Adventures in Jasper & Emmett Land by HerNameWasApril reviews
What Happens When Jasper & Emmett Are Left Alone While the Rest of the Cullens Hunt? Only Insanity Can Ensue. Rated T For Mild Cursing, Murder, and Plain Old Insanity. Characters are Majorly OOC & Keep In Mind This Was Written By a Sugar-High 13 Year Old
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Blackout by valentinarcs reviews
ONE-SHOT. Que pasará cuando Bella se quede sola en su casa, y haya un apagón. ¿Su imaginación le jugó una mala pasada o todo era verdad?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Los vampiros pueden ser padres by Beella Cullen reviews
Carlisle encuentra una forma de que las vampiras puedan quedar embarazadas y lo prueba en Rose , pero consigue el efecto contrario , no soy buena en los Summary ENTREN Y LEEAN POR FAVOR!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Mi Primera Vez by killingdolly reviews
One-shot. "La primera vez de Emmett" risas aseguradas.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Virgen a los 166 by M.-Way reviews
Un Jasper virgen y traumado a causa de tanto sexo en la casa Cullen.invadido por la lujuria, decide hacerlo con Alice,pero ¿Como?. Ella llega a su limite y le exige que aprenda, el necesitara la ayuda de cada miembro de la flia, con entrenamiento incluido
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Emmett y sus aventuras by soniafm reviews
Emmett y sus aventuras, el titulo lo dice todo, son una serie de aventuras graciosas que le ocurren a nuestro querido Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
el efecto del alcohol by you-dig-okay reviews
bella esta bajo el efecto del alcohol y jasper aprovecha sus dones para que hago algo
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie's Exboyfriend by Uxiegirl reviews
Rosalie and Bella were watching Tom and Jerry when suddenly the doorbell rings, and there on the doorstep was Tom Riddle. This is my first fanfic so PLEASE review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Rosalie - Complete
A Weapon's Birth by Faerie of Light and Darkness reviews
He was a person, born of flesh. He was a vampire, sired by Amun. Yet despite his natural origins, he was treated as unnatural by most around him. He was a weapon, a tool...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Benjamin
Jalice? by Ash411 reviews
Alice and Jasper cute little one shot.Alice ask's Jasper some questions ? Very Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Via Lactea by CLorena reviews
Edward conoce al amor de su vida en una enorme fiesta, completamente borracho.Se enamoran desde el momento en que se cruzan sus miradas, Dan paso a su deseo,sin siquiera saber sus nombres. Habia mucho tiempo para conocerse cuando amaneciera ¿O tal vez no?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
¿De donde vienen los bebés? by la risa de tus ojos reviews
One-Shot: Nessie y Emmett hacen una apuesta. Nessie tiene que preguntarle a Edward de donde vienen los bebés. Post Amanecer.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Limpieza al estilo emmet&Jasper by vivicullen-96 reviews
emmet y jasper se quedan solos en casa con cosas que hacer las haran bien?o sera un completo desatre? TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009
The Lion, the Witch and the Emmett by leopardspotz17 reviews
It’s moving day for the Cullens, and Emmett decides to take a look around the new house. Chaos is unleashed when he finds a way into Narnia.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Emmett
Why Jasper's Face Really Looks Like That by The Thirteenth Floor reviews
Have you ever wondered why Jasper REALLY looks like he does in the movie? Well, here's my theory!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Día Embarazoso by Mariale Sparkies reviews
Traducción. El día embarazoso es el día festivo favorito de los Cullen, cuando añades 'En mis pantalones' o 'En la cama' al final de cada frase. Pobre Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 122 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
El discurso de Emmett by Lollipop of Colors reviews
A Emmett se le ocurrió decir un discurso en la boda de Bella y Edward frente a todos, ¿cuáles serán las ocurrencias que dira?, ¿revelara el secreto de los vampiros, a los humanos?...¡descúbrelo y entra!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Scars by X. The Marauders .X reviews
rated m for suicidal themes... poor jasper... plz read. "If he had been quite the suicidal teenager, I had to make sure he wasn’t also quite the suicidal adult" R&R pplz
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,100 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Traducción: To Become a Father by Mischa LeCroix reviews
Carlisle acaba de crear a un neófito. Pero Edward causa más problemas de los que pensaba. Carlisle lo ama, pero desde los hombres lobo a los peligrosos Vulturis están decididos a alejarlo de él, ¿Sabrá Carlisle alguna vez lo que es convertirse en Padre?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Emmett And Jaspers Toilet Queries by Twilightfan1296 reviews
What are those little blue bricks for?...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Dangerously Bored by JasperColouredEyes reviews
An Emmett POV. Even Vampires can get bored
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Jasper And Alice Get In Trouble by JaliceObsessed reviews
Jasper and Alice get into some trouble at school. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Alice Cleans Out The Closet by JaliceObsessed reviews
Alice cleans out her closet, with a hot moment between her and, you guessed it, Jasper!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Sporks by Reganfan reviews
A parody of the TwiHarry crossovers. You can curse me for it later, I know I will be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Mi perro Bolt by Mrz.Cullen reviews
No se como me metí en esto.¡Oh si! Todo por que mi perro se orino en sus zapatos.Ahora soy su asistente personal y lo peor...¡Me esta gustando!Maldito Bolt, maldito...Edward Cullen- Un poco de OOC-TH.AU
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella
Los Reyes Cullen by Dayan Hale reviews
En el siglo XV las cosas son muy diferentes en el mundo y más para la realeza, un mundo lleno de traiciones, pasiones, engaños...cinco príncipes y una simple sirvienta que se ven envueltos en un juego por el poder, un juego donde solo el amor puede ganar.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,437 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alice in Wonderland by Nara Black reviews
La vida de la pequeña Mary Alice Brandon da un giro de 180º cuando su padre la ingresa a la edad de 9 años en el psiquiatrico Wonderland...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Alice
Look At The Lights by haveyouseenmyhaggis reviews
It started off as a normal day for the Cullens, and then things got a little too weird. Jasper's nightmare is unleashed. A bit of a silly story really. Humor. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Jasper and the Scary Spider by CuttlefishRock reviews
Alice has an unwelcome visiting creepy-crawley... Oneshot. Read if you're bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Dosis Pequeñas by LittleHandGrenade reviews
Porque lo mejor siempre viene en dosis pequeñas y ella no era la excepción. Drabble. AxJ
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper vs The School Councilor by Lynx Tiger reviews
Jasper always has a pained look on his face, and someone decides it's time to see the School Councilor. Too bad that Jasper has the powers of empathy on his side. CRACK!Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
devuélveme mi cuerpo by Sophie-Jazz reviews
Emmett y bella se han metido en un gran problema al molestar a una bruja, esta les dará una lección que nunca olvidaran, al cambiar sus cuerpos. Ahora ambos tendran que descubrir como controlar sus nuevos cuerpos y los demás Cullen descubrirán controlar
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Emmett
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Felix Constantly Strikes Out by shelaughs reviews
Normally, Felix has the ladies lining up. What could possibly be making them turn away? It can't possibly be his list of witty pick-up lines, can it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Felix
Maria she's Coming by XxWannaBetxX reviews
Alice has a sudden vision of Maria. How will the Cullens react? Why is Maria coming? I obviously don't own Twilight! First fanfic, plz read and review even if you hate it, but tell me why!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Twilight: El reality show by Soy Un Pez reviews
Si como lo oyen. Encerramos a los personajes de Twilight Y A EDWARD WHOA! en una casa, buscan ganar la manzana de oro. Habrá Drama,Risas,Lagrimas y ...DONAS. Sintonize este programa en este fic a la msima hora en el mismo canal. Fumar causa alucinacione
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Questions by TimeWasterGirl reviews
De la autora de "Bella's Ipod". Bella tiene algunas preguntas para hacerle a los Cullens y durante los comerciales parece ser el momento perfecto.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
¡Oh! ¡Que horror! by Estrella'black reviews
Daddy's Little Cannibal. Después de Crepúsculo. Edward y Bella ven una película de horror juntos. ¡Cursi al extremo! BXE ¡Feliz Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joke's On Jasper! by Mandaorta reviews
Emmett plays an April Fool's Joke on Jasper! See What Happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Interrupted! by browneyedgirl893 reviews
Bella is worried that Edward might not be attracted to her after she changes. Edward is determined to prove her wrong until someone walks in on them and finds them in a compromising position...awkward! Jacob lovers beware. Oneshot. First Fanfic: Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hysteria by TheAsianSensation reviews
Jasper is still having a problem with his bloodlust. When the radio starts to play Muse and Bella steps into the Cullen's house will he control his self? Will Bella come out alive? A scarey, creepy Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The simple story of a pianist by Romy92 reviews
Jasper es un joven al que le gusta mucho tocar el piano y su mayor deseo es entrar en la academia más prestigiosa de su ciudad para ser pianista. Lo que no sabe es lo que le depara el futuro. AU. JasperxAlice
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
La mía es más grande by Lollipop of Colors reviews
Esme y las chicas se proponen escuchar una rara conversación de los hombres de la casa, ¿de qué se van a enterar?. Checa quién tiene la más grande.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Argument by shadowqueen1 reviews
Alice and Jasper have an argument over the credit card.....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's Games by Fanpires101 reviews
One day Jasper decides to have a little fun with his gift, Who does he pair up and how will they react? How does everyhting turn out when he has...strange combinations making out and more? Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Cuentos oscuros by Estrella'black reviews
Daddy's Little Cannibal. Habia una vez una niña que salia de un pozo cada siete dias, en el septimo dia, un pequeño niño muerto encuentra su primer amor. One-shot. Lindo y diferente de todo lo que han leido aqui. UA
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Feliz dia de los inocentes by Estrella'black reviews
DerringerMeryl87 . One-shot simple. Bella les juega una broma a Charlie y Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
A day without visions by JasperColouredEyes reviews
Lame title but oh well. A day without visions for Alice who wants to spend time with Jasper.APOV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
De alcohol, inexpertos y urgidos by deactivated account 999 reviews
Reto 30!Cracks by Yimi Kes. "Que lo único que tu y Rose sepan hacer es tener sexo, no significa que Alice y yo también." Slash. Jasper/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Leyenda de San Valentín by Luchy Rct reviews
He estado entre el mundo de los vivos mucho tiempo, y nunca pense que iba a encontrar algo más que trivialidades en los humanos. Hasta que, como plegarías, ellos llegaron a mi puerta. Sólo un vampiro te amará por siempre. Gano un concurso literario.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Un viaje al estillo CULLEN! by Bittercoffee reviews
POR QUÉ? Todo es culpa de ALICE! Bella...Vuelve!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Alice
Odisea en el Baño by TimeWasterGirl reviews
¿Por que las mujeres siempre vamos acompañadas al baño? ... la respuesta solo se descubre cuando no nos queda otra opción que ir solas. Como le pasó a Bella. TH. Mi primer One-Shot basado en una cadena de mails que todas conocen bien! ;
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Volviendo a Conocerte by lorenalice reviews
Este fanfic, trata de un repentino accidente que le ocurre a alice, en el cual pierde la memoria, y jasper tiene que hacer lo posible para volversela a ganar como compañera, ya que ella no recuerda a nadie, Pero no todo sera de color rosa....
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Sortijas by Alice-halenn reviews
Alice ha perdido su anillo de compromiso, y teme la reacción de Jasper. Él la nota extraña, mas no sospecha que es lo que esconde. Una reacción que nadie espera, un pensamiento temeroso. ¿Cuál será la verdadera reacción de Jasper? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward y los braquets by Arizza reviews
Bella decide estudiar odontología... ¿la razón? Quiere saber cómo se vería Edward usando braquets, quién sabe, tal vez así se le baje el ego a un vampiro.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
El Señor de la Querencia Cullen by bella.cullen.hale reviews
Sepan lo que sucede en la fomosa Querencia de los Cullen
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Can't Always Bet on Alice! by WWBMForever reviews
The family is getting annoyed because Alice cheats at Guitar Hero, what will happen when she faces Jasper...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
At a human pace by JasperColouredEyes reviews
Alice is having a try at being human! Just something I wanted to do for fun! Jaspers point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Aspirirna tamaño industrial by Ale W reviews
Atención: Spoilers de Amanecer. "¿Cómo es posible que aunque él únicamente vaya a la casa para ver a una persona, alivie la tensión y el dolor de otra?. Siendo que Jasper se parte en dos mientras pone en marcha como desquiciado su don." JasperxAlice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Apuestas by FabyGinny05 reviews
Estaban en los setenta y la moda de entonces era fumar marihuana y usar camisas coloridas. -Crack-
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Cullen Paranormal Research Society by Juicycouturegal reviews
Carlisle and Esme go away on vacation, and while they're gone, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Emmett, and Rose go ghost hunting! Mostly Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
¡Cuiden a mi princesa! by Affy black reviews
¿Que pasara cuando Edward deje a Emmett y Jasper cuidando de su princesita? ¿Podra Renesmee sobrevivir? ¿Podran Jasper y Emmett sobrevivir? Nessie no se los hara tan facil...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Disrupting The Ranks by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett wonders why Jasper gets to plan everything for the battle in Eclipse. Almost an alternative to Who Won The War? Thanks to Princess Angela Michelle for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Crazy Interview by Mrs.Jacob.Black reviews
This is an interview with Cedric Diggory, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Of course the other characters of Twilight and, too, Harry Potter, have their appearances. The poor interviewer... :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Los Cullen Niñeros by Dayan Hale reviews
A los estudiantes de 5º y 6º de preparatoria les espera un semestre lleno de sorpresas, pues se les ha asignado la materia de Psicología y como su primer trabajo, tendrán que cuidar a un niño por una semana ¿podrán los Cullen con la tarea sin matarlos?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,563 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
IM Cullen style! by brittishgallaghergirl reviews
The name tellas all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009
The Worst Day of Jasper's Immorality by fadedloveletters941 reviews
Jasper has a really bad day. He uses hair removal cream in his hair, he's forced to go to depression group sessions and is made fun of by many people. extremely funny. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Twilight Parody by christti reviews
TRADUCCION- Serie de drabbles inconexos. Rating M por bromas sexuales, conductas sexuales, etc. Enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,526 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Esa es mi familia by Koko7180 reviews
Traducción- La familia de Edward piensa que éste necesita un pequeño empujón en lo que a relación física se refiere. ¿Qué método utilizarán para lograrlo?- Risas aseguradas...R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
Darling you look Fabulous! by hail.to.the.busdriver reviews
One shot where Emmett and Jasper make a bet that doesn't end well for Emmett
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
La Apuesta by XxaNdYcUlLeNxX reviews
Rose y Emmet hace una apuesta pero quein ganara? entren y sabran -.- si lo se un mal summery pero entren
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Homecoming by The Notorious R reviews
A Twilight fic based on Green Day's American Idiot album. AU/AH Rated M for Language, Violence, Drugs, Lemons **This story does NOT have a HEA. It ends on a very bittersweet note. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Catorce de febrero by Cinderella Hale reviews
No es bueno hacer enojar a un vampiro por recordarle que es el único soltero dentro de una casa de felices parejas, odio el día de los enamorados" La vida de Edward dará un giro interesante un catorce de febrero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe She is Just Stupid by sampson17 reviews
Teehee, poking fun at the seriousness of "Midnight Sun". Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pαyαso by Ari-chan x3 reviews
Un momento de humillación para Jasper, se convierte en nada al ver la mirada que Alice posa en él... "Sabes que ante cualquier mirada que Alice haga para ti, te sientes derrotado, y estás completamente a su merced" —¡EDITADO!—
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Baby you can't drive my Porsche by sweet-wrath yumi's revenge reviews
romantica parodia AlicexJasper.La parejita,tras una larga temporada de estar encerrados, deciden dar una vuelta en el porsche de Alice,pero a lo largo del viaje se dan cuenta que a veces es mejor quedarse en casa...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
I Have a Secret by Terez reviews
Alice has a secret to tell Jasper. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Weekend by linalove reviews
It takes place before Benjamin went to prison. Ben asks Nellie to help him with Johanna because Lucy won't be there for a whole weekend. What happens? Ben/Nellie. Complete.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 69,106 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Bigger by christti reviews
Lo que una conversación de chicas en una tarde lluviosa puede esclarecer. -Drabble-
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Mision mamadera by Oliver Alexander Green reviews
Esme juegue una apuesta a su nieta, ¿Carlisle es el anzuelo o el engañado? Charlie tmb esta metido en esto y para el final, ¿El Dr. CUllen qué planea?...Todo por una mamadera y leche de frutilla.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Quiero un perro, Ahora! by Gabiie'Marqz reviews
SegundoCap."Que demonios Jasper, ¿Le pusiste nombre de cereal?"- Emmett&Jasper con perros : Comico100%! Leean&dejeeen reevieew!.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Jasper, Where's Your Accent? by writing love on your arms reviews
“Jasper, where’s your accent?” He paused. “Well, Bells, that’s a long story.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Contando un cuento a Nessie by Oliver Alexander Green reviews
Nessie queda al cuidado de Carlisle, y le pide que le cuente un cuento, pero uno muy especial, uno sobre vampiros. Carlisle se le ocurrio uno...¿cual sera?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cuentacuentos by veintisiete reviews
Emmett decide contarle a Renesme la historia de cómo se conocieron sus padres. ¿Mató Edward a la madre de Bambi o sólo son mentiras del infame de su tío?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
So Jasper, You've Decided to Go Emo? by theSunlitEarth reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Midday Moon by Sparxxx07 reviews
What does Jasper REALLY do when he's alone hunting! im bad at descriptions haha : oneshot/spoof
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Happy Halloween Or Maybe Not by skyedragon2 reviews
Bella is trying to convince Edward to dress up for Halloween. But he's being his stubborn self again.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Las mascotas de los Cullen by hermanas-cullen reviews
Un nuevo día en el Instituto que no comienza del todo bien: Todos los estudiantes tendrán la obligación de cuidar unas mascotas durante una semana! ¿como se las arreglarán los Cullen para terminar este trabajo? HUMORFIC E&B,J&A,E&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Jasper Hale Is Too Sexy For His Shirt by WingedXForever reviews
Jasper admires himself in the mirror and pretends to be a model. He thinks no one is watching. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
I m with you by LittleHandGrenade reviews
-¿Cómo estas tan segura de que van a querer a alguien con mi pasado?-le pregunto a Alice. -Si no te quieren buscaremos a alguien mas, no me importa, porque yo siempre voy a estar contigo Jasper,a tu lado, pase lo que pase.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Jasper Adventures by mod-soul64 reviews
Pure crack, Jasper's POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. Fic on permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jasper
Nobody Messes with My Woman by Alice W. Hale reviews
A guy hits on Alice and Jasper reacts. Kinda funny, I think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Wanna Get Caught? by Alyson Reber reviews
SMC Contest entry. Attend the tale of Edward Cullen. Bella convinces Edward to go on a picnic with her. Based on Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Bella Durmiente by Affy black reviews
Es el cumpleaños de Emmett y este planea hacer que su familia participe de una obra muy especial, con Bella como protagonista por supuesto. La diversion esta asegurada en esta produccion. La obra: La Bella Durmiente BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Ask Jasper by Neko2022 reviews
You can ask Jasper all your question and he will respond
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper
100 Cosas Que te Describen Como Fan De Twilight by May Granger de Malfoy-Mellark reviews
100 cosas que causa este fenomeno de Twilight... ¿Que cosas has hecho de esta lista?... ¿Ya estas completamente trasnformada?...Dejen Reviews por favor...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Amor De Amanecer by Capuchina reviews
Y Bella Y Edward Vivieron Felices Por La Eternidad... ¿Y?... ¿Qué Hay Con Los Demás? Viñetas De Rosalie-Emmett y Alice-Jasper x3. Porque Solo Un Vampiro Puede Amar Para Siempre. Pregunta Número 9.- ¿Celoso?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Comprando Zapatos by Alice-halenn reviews
Las chicas deciden ir a comprar zapatos, y un paranoico Emmett decide que lo mejor que pueden hacer es seguirlas. ¿Qué sucederá? ¿Serán l as chicas capaces de darse cuenta de que está pasando por las mentes de sus queridos maridos? One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Hide and Seek by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice thinks about the one thing she will never be able to give Jasper. A child.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Los Dos Lados De Jasper by Alice-halenn reviews
Emmett está aburrido y ve un programa de doble caras. Jasper es el único en casa y Emmett decide espiarlo; rudo, armas, recuerdoas, guerras ¿Barnie?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper, Alice - Complete
Snuggies by EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Habilidades paternales 101 by Giselita reviews
TRADUCCION- El instituto de Forks ha puesto el proyecto de 'ser padres' y cuidar de un muñeco. ¿Como reacionara Charlie cuando Bella y Edward le digan que estan embarazados?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,177 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yo Mamma by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
During the fight in BD. Better than it sounds. A war of yo mamma jokes. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Demetri - Complete
Educación Sexual con Emmett Cullen by Ella Valeris Morrol reviews
TRADUCCIÓN DE SEX EDUCATION WITH EMMETT. Emmett le da a Bella "la charla"/"la conversación". One-shot Clasificado T para estar seguros XD Ganador del premio "Best One-Shot short" en los Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Encerrados en la mansión Cullen by Faanfictioon reviews
TODOSHUMANOS¡¿Que cosas extrañas sucederán en esta mansión cuando toda la familia debe permanecer en ella por el resto de sus vidas! Varias historias se desarrollaran a lo largo del fanfiction y muchos LEMMONS de lo mas divertido. La historia mas loca
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
UNDER ALCOHOLIC INFLUENCES by Natievans14 reviews
Bella is 16 and dating Edward Cullen, but what would happen if for Christmas Bella has to act in a play where she is a “very sexy” devil, Jasper a sexy soldier, and Edward, who had to act too, gets sick two days before the play. Want to know? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Navidad, navidad ¿Dulce navidad? by MiitzukoO-chan reviews
Una hija histerica, dos hijos incompetentes, uno bipolar,y otra que no puede caminar sin tropezar y romper algo. ¿Navidad? ¿Qué navidad? Esto más bien parece un campo de batalla.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Cumpliendo Apuestas by Alice-halenn reviews
Los chicos hacen una apuesta; Edward pierde. ¿Su castigo? No ver a Bella por una semana ¿Qué pasará? Pesimo summary.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Big Day! by AppleDreams reviews
Rose y Emmett volverán a casarse; pero antes, Edward, Jasper, Bella y todos los Cullen tendrán que enfrentarse a las aterradoras exigencias de la rubia, y... a las idioteces de su hermanote. Edward&Bella Emmett&Rose Jasper&Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Los Cullen van a Hogwarts by Ariana Dupond reviews
Los Cullen van a Hogwarts mientras que Harry y sus amigos van a Forks en una especie de intercambio cultural. Donde deberan aprender como ser un mago, o como viven los vampiros. Una historia muy graciosa para todos los fan de Twilight y de Harry Potter.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Paseos en trineo by Penelope BallyCastle reviews
Traducción. Edward le pide un deseo a Santa. Edward/Bella. One-shot navideño.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
El Muy Secreto Diario de Emmett Cullen by Sophie Deutiers reviews
TRADUCCIÓN - Antes de que Bella llegue a Forks, Alice le da un diario a Emmett. ¿Qué cosas podría colocar ahí?
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Sum of Him by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Alice has never once been afraid of the man she calls her husband.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Yo Brinco mas Alto! by Gabiie'Marqz reviews
Oh si dejemos al Sr.Saltitos dar sus saltotes!-" EmmettCullen. : Viñeeta.! Emmett&Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Hombres en Casa by Gabiie'Marqz reviews
Que es lo que paso?" "Nada, solo discutian sobre futball y ardillas." Crack!fic. Viñeta. : .Emmett&Jasper.!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Remedio para los nervios by Leia Fenix reviews
Jasper es el remedio infalible para los nervios, pero cuando Bella decide probarlo, comete la imprudencia de no leer antes los posibles efectos secundarios las contraindicaciones. ONE/SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Color of Vampires by World's Best Marcher reviews
Hal joins the Cullen family thanks to bella. Jasper fights with a thong and you must read and review or i'll sick James on you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jasper
Helado by Mikii Cullen reviews
TRADUCCIÓN. "¿Bella? ¿Bella? ¿Qué te sucede? ¡Bella! - gritó Edward. Traté de taparle la boca con mi mano, pero terminé metiéndole el dedo en el ojo." Esto es lo que pasaría si Bella tuviera problemas con un helado muuuy congelado.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Cuando Cedric conoció a Edward by Ambrosette reviews
Cedric está aburrido en el cielo, y decide bajar a molestar a alguien. Pobre, no sabe lo que le espera...
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward - Complete
Mamá ¿puedo ser by The little Cullen reviews
Una pregunta que todo niño hace, que hacer cuando sea grande... Solo que con un toque supernatural!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
I really missed you by Jubalint Ikinz reviews
Watch as Jasper and Emmett have a...heartfelt conversation about when Jasper left with Alice to find Nahuel. After Breaking Dawn. R&R please, much appreciated. T for only one bad word...ONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Gets a Fish by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
The title itself is pretty self explanatory. Emmett is home alone one day and is bored out of his mind. While getting himslef mixed up in a ton of mayhem and foolishness, he decides that he needs to get himself a fish! Please R&R! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Una historia de ¿terror? by GemmaCullen reviews
Es Halloween en casa de los Cullen y Emmett tiene una historia terrorifica que contar...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Situación Incorrecta by Suzu-mfn reviews
Serie de Viñetas.1 - Gritos: Emmett escucha gritos provenientes de la habitación de Edward...Gritos muy extraños. Emmett debería seguir con sus asuntos, pero el no es ese tipo de persona.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Emmett
Jasper's Crime & Alice's Wrath by kimaruZwolf reviews
we know alice is the fashion freak but what happens when her husband breaks the most sacred of fashion rules? lol R&R please i love reviews! hey but im a BETTER BETA READER TOO! so yer PICK ME !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Un cambio de look para Emmett by FatiPotter reviews
¿Qué pasa cuando combinas a Emmett y a Alice con las palabras "cambio de look? Risas garantizadas.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Acento extranjero by Sakurita 94 reviews
Carlisle ha visto un documental sobre acentos extranjeros, ciertamente tardan en desaparecer, pero, despues de siglos, no es posible que él todavía tuviera acento inglés... ¿Cierto?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
ENREDOS AMOROSOS by BlancaCullenSwan reviews
Esta no es una historia comun,aunque Bella ama a Edward a el le gusta Rosalie, ella quiere a Emmett, quien tiene una obsesion por Alice quien se enamoro de Jasper a quien le gusto Bella! Que enredo, quien tendra la razon ellas o ellos? TODOS HUMANOS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,833 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Niñera de los Cullen by Dayan Hale reviews
Esme y Carlisle han decidio irse de vacaciones una semana con motivo de su centésimo aniversario. Pero habiendo tantos problemas entre los chicos, contratarán una niñera que se haga cargo de ellos. ¿quien aguantará más? ¿la niñera o los chicos?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Cierra los ojos y sientelo by Miss-Winchester reviews
Bella le enseña nuevas experiencias a Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retos, Notas y Momentos Al Azar Con Los Cullen by Daniela April Cullen reviews
Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Carlisle y Esme. Vivir para siempre puede ser aburrido, pero con esta familia las risas no faltan. Viñetas y conversaciones al azar. R&R ¡CAPÍTULO 14 LISTO!
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
The Superhero Chronicles by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
What happens when suddenly Alice and Emmett decide to give everyone superhero names? May possibly become a series of one-shots. All related. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
revealing of another by Bleedman02 reviews
mr gosh makes the cullens and jacobs life a living hell! R&R rated t for nudity and curse words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Las Aventuras de Emmett y Chipsy by GemmaCullen reviews
Basicamente es sobre las cosas que hace Emmett en compañia de su ardilla favorita.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Emmett
Bella's dream by andstraightontillmorning reviews
All the Cullen's are in Bella's room, she is dreaming. Jasper can feel how erotic her dream is. Poor Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jasper and His Emotion Games! by xoTwilightNewMoonEclipsexo reviews
Jasper messes with Carlisle's emotions! Its a one-shot but its really funny so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Jawsper by Kelschadsley reviews
Jasper, being HIMSELF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008
Ask Auntie Carlisle by Jasper-and-Carlisle reviews
Carlisle answers questions! 'Tis fabby. T for some language. Beware of Bella bashing, OOCness, and pro-Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper
Alice, Caza Vampiros by GemmaCullen reviews
La historia de como Alice paso a ser una Mujer Asesina xD jaja es una tonteria pero me encanto xD!
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
¡No toquen el tesoro! by Sweet Ashie reviews
Emmett está enojado. No, furioso. Porque nadie, -absolutamente nadie- tiene derecho a tocar su tesoro. Nadie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Emmett - Complete
And So I Threw It Out The Window by Wanna Bet-the original reviews
ONE SHOT. Alice tries to do some online shopping when the computer turns on her!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
An Emmett Parody by chupacabrita reviews
YYYYaaaayyy tittle explaines it all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Like a Virgin, Uh! by AppleDreams reviews
Jasper Withlock es un muy bien educado sureño, y deberá pagar el precio. Aunque pensandolo bien, ser tan idiota debe tener sus recompensas... aunque lleguen tarde y en el auto de tu hermano. Jasper&Alice. Edward&Bella. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Feliz Cumpleaños Edward by GemmaCullen reviews
Como Edward pasa su primer cumpleaños feliz al lado de Bella
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sock Therapy by Korie.Moore reviews
Emmet has finally gotten on Jasper's last nerve! And how does Carlisle handle it? Very maturely I'm sure. From Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
7 pecados by Kira Dumont reviews
¿De que pecan los Cullen? ¿Orgullo, quizás? ¿Y Bella? ¿Lujuria? Porque todo el mundo tiene un lado oscuro que es mejor no demostrar... o quizás sí. Siete viñetas sobre los personajes de Crepúsculo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Growing Pains by BPHB4L reviews
a story about carlisle and esme cullen being turned into totdlers and having to find a way to grow up again: comical, romantic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Regret is Undeniable by Lobsters forever reviews
Todd/Lovett.When Mr. Todd found out that Mrs. Lovett did not tell him that Lucy was alive, he abandoned her and Toby. After two months of wandering around, he decides to go visit the two and when he does, he finds more then what he bargains for.Chap27 up
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,967 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
un dia de chicas by erosalie reviews
Alice planea molestar a los chicos mientras estos estan de caseria que pasara con ellos! muy bueno se los recomiendo
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
KITTY KILLER! by dot823 reviews
goes along with my notes story...Jasper has a problem with cats! He's always killing them, either accidentally, or on purpose. Find out about the short lives and deaths of the 29 kitties he killed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beatles for sale by Kalliope Adhara reviews
Diez momentos al azar -o no- de la vida de Alice y Jasper, siguiendo un sutil hilo conductor: Los Beatles. -Tabla Retos a la Carta- Terminado
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
i escaped by sg-1 reviews
A human escapes from the Volturi, when her class is slaughtered on a school tour. She can't outrun the volturi forever, and becomes a prisoner,and a vampire when the volturi discover her potential . Love reviews.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Emmett y los Payasos by GemmaCullen reviews
Una visita familiar al circo descubrira el porque del panico de Emmett a los payasos
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Un amor, una nueva oportunidad by ginny.marie.potter reviews
Este es el segundo fic que escribo, y esta basado en el primer encuentro de Alice con Jasper. Desde el punto de vista de Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Nunca molestes a Alice by GemmaCullen reviews
Que pasaria si Alice le hace una pequeña broma a Edward y este se une con Emmet para venganrse...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Feliz Dia de la Madre Esme by GemmaCullen reviews
Los chicos no recuerdan que va a ser el dia de la madre pero Carlisle se los recuerda a tan solo 3 dias de la fecha, asi que tendran que ponerse a pensar seriamente cual seria un buen obsequio para su querida madre.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Doctor amor by veintisiete reviews
Emmett se siente en la imperiosa necesidad de ayudar a Edward con el tema de su virginidad. Y los demás deciden ayudarle. Siempre es divertido hacer enfadar a Edward y que Emmett pague las consecuencias.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Never Forgotten, Never Forgiven by longliveelphie reviews
Jack and Mattie Driskall arrive on Fleet Street 40 years after Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett. Unfortunately, neither the past nor those who lived in it stay hidden for long.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
No adoptar bebes por Rosalie Hale by xlspx reviews
Rosalie Hale escribe una especie de diario luego de haber adoptado un bebé HUMANO. Todas las facetas de odio a amor. Leanlo. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
La faceta desconocida de los Cullen by AdriG.Cullen reviews
Edward todavía no había encontrado Bella no se convierta para los Vulturis. Así que va a Volterra y ahí le ponen una prueba. Conoceremos a un Edward muy diferente, más pasional, más sexi...
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Acércate y Tócalo by Miss-Winchester reviews
Edward le tiene una interesante propuesta a Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
La nota by veintisiete reviews
¿Qué es lo peor que puede pasarle a Edward? Que le pillen mandándole notitas a Bella. ¿Y lo peor, peor de todo? Que Jessica la lea delante de todos, en clase.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Problemas tecnológicos by Mikii Cullen reviews
RM Abril // " ... Le hablé a la escoba que me miraba - ¡Ah! Vamos, no me mires con esos ojos. ¿Escoba? ¿Le hablaba a una escoba?" Para un día de ocio, nada mejor que hacer un fotolog -según Bella- a menos que tu ordenador busque mil y un formas de joderte
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carleeny Todd: The Demon Doctor of Fleet Street by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Inspired by the play and NOT the movie. Carlisle is a demonic doctor. Jasper is a lovable soldier longing to be buried in Alice's hair. Jacob is a cute little boy who won't let anything bad happen. And Esme makes pies! Sweeney ToddxTwilight. Chapter 7 up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Entre calcetines, pantys y pijamas by Un CoNeJo reviews
Edward no estaba asi que debía matar lo aburrido de mi día con algo muy entretenido...lavar la ropa.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Terapia familiar al estilo Cullen by Giselita reviews
TRADUCCION- Carlisle perdio la paciencia con las constantes peleas de sus hijos. La tendencia suicida de Edward, la hostilidad de Rosalie, la adiccion por las compras de Alice son alguas de las cosas que sufren los Cullen, ¿Terminaran todos en un loquero?
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,888 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pequeña embustera by veintisiete reviews
Después de todo, hacer trampas nunca ha estado tan mal. Sobretodo si podían ganar a Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Alice's Birthday Wish by arebeltotheidea reviews
Has Jasper ever done some big-time damage to any public objects and then had to cover it up? What and how did he cover it up?-- My question; my friend's answer, though i wrote it up into a oneshot. HUMOR! Thanks Anissa, for this one! very old FF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullen Clan by Planxty Lewis reviews
A parody of Minority by Green Day. I want to be in the Cullen Clan. This is about -and from POV of- all the Twilight fans! An anthem of sorts, if you will. Check it out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: Modern Day by skaterpixie reviews
I thought I'd try my hand at writing Sweeney Todd in present day New York City.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Inocentes by Mikii Cullen reviews
RM Marzo // Un extraño sueño. Una dura verdad. ¡Incoherencias! Demonios, Bella; dame una razón. Por favor. No puedes ir por bicicletas sorteadas por Dios. Basada en el Día de los Inocentes
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper's Army by Plum-Pie-Sama reviews
My first fanfic! Just a funky little add for Jasper. Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Querido Sr Diario by Damn Angel reviews
Traducción de "Dear Mr. Diary" de xXx-Koda Dear-xXx. Emmett tiene un diario. Y muchas cosas locas pasaron desde que empezó a escribirlo... Como diarios parlantes, buceo en el cielo, borracheras, Alice el árbol de navidad y ¡Muchas cosas más! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Be Positive Jasper by Alice Brandon reviews
Jasper Hale is put to the test. Will he be able to resist the blood that is so close to him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Vampiros en las Vegas by Giselita reviews
TRADUCCION- Alice y Rosalie deciden llevar a Bella contra su voluntad a las Vegas para hacerle una despedida de soltera. los chicos, un poco enfadados, deciden buscar la diversion por si mismos. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,005 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Birthday by InLoveWithABoy reviews
This is my take on the Cullen family on Jasper's birthday, not a good summary sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Queen of the Damned by ileamc reviews
The summary is inside. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2007
Adventures Online by Zukaddy reviews
What happens when the Cullens discover the power of the internet? What happens when Emmett becomes a Youtube star? All Reviews are loved and cherished! One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Edward Gets Punked! by BetterThanBellaXOXO reviews
Emmett hypnotizes the Cullens into helping him out in punking Edward. What will happen? and how far will Emmett go to torment his brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
What Cullens do when they get high by sasukerox reviews
“In rare occasions, if they get more than enough blood from hunting, they have this kind of energy.” Edward, Emmett, and Jasper get a little..high..on bear blood. Bella has the chance to see Edward...sing! It's not THAT out of charac. just for you to know
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Cumpleaños de Carlisle by SelKar reviews
Se acerca el cumpleaños de Carlisle y el, cansado de que siempre le regalen cosas materiales que después termina amontonando en su despacho, les hace una jugarreta a los vampiros y a Bella…
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
You Sank My Battleship! by EdwardAddict reviews
Jasper and Emmett are bored and decide to play battleship. Who's gonna win? What crazy things did I make them do this time? Read to find out. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Bambi by xBambixGurlx reviews
Edward finds a very strange vampire animal in the forest! Chapter 6 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
American Idiot THE NOVEL by TreCoolIsMyBitch reviews
Everyone has heard of Green Day's American Idiot CD, performed as a Rock Opera. Now see what happens when its turned into a novel! Follow St.Jimmy, Jesus of Surburbia, and Whatsername as they cause havok on the town of Berkeley, California.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
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Los nuevos locos Adams: La loca vida de los Cullen reviews
Todo comienza cuando los chicos Cullen le juegan una "inocente" broma al director de la escuela, pero Carlisle y Esme no se van a quedar de brazos cruzados. Los castigos esperan, ¿pero qué tipo de desastrosas consecuencias puede traer? MUCHAS LOCURAS. AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 179,836 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/17/2009
The Orphan reviews
Los Cullen llevan una vida perfecta, pero debido a una desición que es tomada, toda la familia se ve expuesta a un peligro mortal. Desde que él llega del orfanato, las cosas dan un giro inesperado y todo comienza a salirse de control. ¿Podrán sobrevivir?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011
Eternally Missed reviews
Alice se gana la vida como una cortesana. Jasper es un ex combatiente de guerra que está de paso en Biloxi y el conocerlo hará que su vida de un giro de 360 grados. OOC TH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Their first meeting reviews
Alice se encuentra en un bar en Filadelfia. Ella sabe que su visión va a cumplirse, por eso lo espera allí, sentada tal y como sucedía en sus visiones. Él camina sin dirección, ni destino alguno hacia un bar, sin saber que iba a encontrar dentro.
Twilight - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete