Versace Frolic
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Joined 09-14-08, id: 1693519, Profile Updated: 07-28-13
Author has written 13 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Hunger Games, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

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29 July 2013

Slowly but surely.

14 February 2013

Sooo it's definitely been almost two years since I updated here. I still owe someone a 10k Cloud/Aerith fic set in the LB universe for being the highest bidder on that fandomaid thing. I think something to do with the fact that I don't know a damned thing about Aerith or Cloud as real, sustainable characters is probably more to blame for the massive writer's block that followed that prompt, but anyone who knows me in any sort of personal capacity knows that these last two years have been complete and utter hell for me. I really do mean COMPLETE AND UTTER HELL. The likes of which great angsty fic could be written about, who knows.

But: all of that, in the end, didn't amount to much. I'm damaged more so now than I was before, but all the worst things that I feared didn't happen, and all the good things I hoped for did. It's hard to write again, but I am trying. So I have posted some Valentine's Day AkuRoku for you. Because I love you.

I will try to be more diligent about re-upping those 117 Days drabbles here without spamming inboxes. Promise.

14 March 2011

I am currently offering fic to the highest bidder at help_japan and fandomaid, two lj communities sending aid to Japan to help with relief from the catastrophic earthquake and tsunami. Every $1 gets you 100 words. Casey V., of Boys fame, is also offering fic at help_japan. Don't sleep on this, guys. Find all the info you need at the bidding post: Versace Frolic @ lj.

30 October 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I posted a mysteriously long oneshot involving Axel and the end of the fucking world, baby. Eat a piece of candy for me, be safe, and have FUN!

4 October

Re-up of a story I never posted here, From the Depths. The soundtrack paired with this story, De Profundis: is here. I've been thinking about re-upping 117 Days, just to get it backed up (I never saved any of the stories, so if it manages to get deleted, all those drabbles are toast). Thoughts?

11 September 2010

A Lesser Beauty is now complete. Closing credits: "Your Hand in Mine" by Explosions in the Sky. Thank you, everyone, for reading along for the last two years.

13 August 2010

HAPPY AKUROKU DAY! I meant to post this sucker at midnight but I... fell asleep, heh. I set an alarm to get me up, but I guess I slept through it. ALAS. Anyway, five hours late, this year's 8/13 fic, Cities of the Future, is now available for your viewing pleasure. It's not fantastic, I apologize in advance, but if any of you have no work (like me!) or school today, this will keep you company.

Eat, drink, be merry. If any of you live in San Francisco, check out Bi-Rite Creamery's "salted caramel" ice cream. I know there's a recipe on the Internetz that tells you how to go about making sea salt popsicles, but I'd say this is the better (though not blue) alternative. Also, my state's Prop 8 got pwned in case any of you have been following the news. So, ladies and gents, let's give it up for Axel and Roxas: if they decided to get married in California, they'd have convenient salty/sweet ice cream within reach, no gummi ship required.

...At this point, I'd say it's probably best if I go back to sleep. But I am excited! I hope other people have pulled out the stops today (I tried, I really did. I hope at least someone liked it), and until I head out to the middle of the desert in celebration, I'm going to prowl the internet for art and fic and music and stuff. If any of you uploaded something for this particular occasion, link me to it! I am super nerdy about holidays and stuff, and if I had an Organization XIII coat, I'd be wearing it right now.

I don't even know what I'm saying. HAPPY 8/13, Y'ALL!


17 July 2010

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN. Chapter 17: "Vices" of A Lesser Beauty is now available for your reading enjoyment. GET HIP TO IT.

22 May 2010

Big project in the works. That's all I'm saying on this at the moment, but trust me: if you're into reading KH fic, you're going to die when you hear what we're planning. I'm still in the middle of this dry spell, and I have about two hours of free time a day, so I can't make any promises on when new stuff will go up.

To the random chick that messaged me asking if I'm going to be continuing A Lesser Beauty and didn't have PMs turned on for me to reply: the answer is always going to be that I'm writing this fucking thing even if it kills me. So, only in the event of my death will LB not be completed. That said, I'm not begging for readers or reviews. I'm not going to justify my work or aesthetic, so don't do me any favors if it's a chore for you to read an unfinished fic. Read it if you want. If you don't? Alright, cool.

To everyone else still waiting: I love you.

31 March 2010

Dry spell. No inspiration.

14 February 2010

Happy Valentine's Day! New abomination up for your viewing pleasure: Fight Off Your Demons, a V-day Axel/Roxas one-shot for all your lovesick needs. I AM A ONE TRICK PONY. New chapter of LB sooner rather than later, I promise.


24 January 2010

HAY GUESS WHAT: Chapter 16: "Necessity" of A Lesser Beauty is now available. Links for the cover song referenced in the chapter: download / YouTube video . I strongly urge you all to check it out.

Only two chapters left in LB. Tell all your friends.


17 January 2010

Whoa, just spammed the hell out of your inboxes with re-uploads of A Lesser Beauty. In case it gets lost in the shuffle: Chapter 15: "Manners" of A Lesser Beauty is now available. Beware: sap sap sappy sap. JUST SAYIN'.

MAY YOUR DAYS BE MERRY AND BRIGHT. (Also: aren't those Birth by Sleep spoilers something else? God damn.)


1 January 2010

Alright, fandom. You win. It's going back up, all of it, and then some. ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE.

Happy New Year.


24 December 2009

It's officially Christmas Eve here in sunny Southern California, and I guess the only thing I really have to say is please forgive my transgressions against your sensibilities. THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. After deleting every last scrap off fic of the Internet (livejournal,, and deviantart), I've re-uploaded every last one to a brand new vault of obscenity. Without further ado, my Christmas gift to the entire fandom: Versace Frolic @ lj.

At the above you'll find How to Disappear Completely, A Lesser Beauty, Fortunate Son, and everything in between, including but not limited to all the one-shots I had up on dA, brand new one-shots and series that were previously unannounced, and B-sides to the whirlwind of gorgeous that was pouikee's brainchild, 117 Days. All fanart and FSTs were archived and uploaded for viewing and listening at your discretion.

I'm currently trying to decide whether or not I want to re-upload A Lesser Beauty here on ffnet. What do you crazy kids think? Yes? No? Does anyone even care about that piece of shit? It will definitely be posted at VF when I get around to cranking the next sucker out, but I feel sorta obligated to all of you that have me listed as a favorite author. Is it worth it? Fourteen straight messages of re-upload spam? Starting from scratch, over-writing, typos, tense changes, and all? All your lovely Favorite Story Alerts and Story Alerts are disappeared into the ether. I think, for those of you on ffnet, it's a convenient way to keep reading without having to switch forums, but it feels very inauthentic to...

I'M JUST GOING ON AND ON, AREN'T I. PM me your thoughts. Re-upload or just post to VF? I value your input, guys! Lay it on me!

It was a blast while it lasted. 300 reviews and a hell of a lot of love, but it was time for a change. I love all, all, ALL of you. Happy Holidays to you and yours.


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One Last Time by lieselmemingers reviews
Katniss and Peeta, and the process of healing. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Casey V reviews
Roxas undermines the dominant narrative, and wonders how he's supposed to have faith in reality when all he can see is the image. AkuRoku, Next Life
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Cautionary Tale by Quillslinger reviews
Veins full of light, he's one to stray. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
This Summer by thiskindalove reviews
When Roxas’ parents told him that he was going to be shipped off to the middle of Iowa for the next ten weeks, he just stared at them like they were crazy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
the sting of the sea by toastyoats reviews
This is like nails on scratchboard; quiet dismemberment of a sunny day. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Meaning of Silence by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Axel Rote finds love in a park, within a boy seven years his junior. Unfortunately, Roxas loves him back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Beautiful Boy by lhbaghead reviews
Axel thinks he must be going crazy. Or it might be because he's suddenly seeing Roxas everywhere. -The one where Axel is a homophobic jackass who falls in love with the gay kid, Roxas- Akuroku, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Eleven by hongkongstar reviews
heart on your sleeve and your soul in your shoes, take a left a sharp left and another left, meet me on the corner and we'll start again. Post modern pretentious lack of chronological order. AU, PYT verse. AxelRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Tale I Told to the Breeze by Sowing Poppies reviews
[AkuRoku] Axel, who is in love with Roxas, who is in love with the world. Because there is only one way this can end.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Marigold by Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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117 Days reviews
College students, prostitutes, ninjas, street kids, lovers, underage, girls—you name it; it's in here. An AkuRoku drabble and art series counting down the days to the US release of KH: 358/2, re-uploaded here for posterity.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Axel, Roxas
A Pillar of Salt reviews
Convenience store clerking is an excuse for a life of mediocrity and cellphone data overages until Axel refuses to sell a case of Natty Light to a smart-mouthed blond with a bad case of identity diffusion. Sometimes looking back is the only way to save yourself. AkuRoku Day 2013 contribution.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Simple Math reviews
Before Axel and his band of quirky deviants became MTV and Billboard staples, he was half the equation. Roxas, the other half, left the familiar math of him plus everyone's favorite redhead in the distant past. Oh, the pitfalls of fame and teenage fascination. AkuRoku for Valentine's Day 2013.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Because it is Bitter reviews
Monsters are not born; monsters are made. You want to know where she went wrong? I'll tell you where. Azula-centric. One-shot. Trigger warning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Azula - Complete
Poison and Wine reviews
In Mockingjay we're given a neatly tied package that tells us what happens to Katniss and Peeta, but we're left to figure out how, from jagged and torn pieces, such a pretty puzzle is assembled. Katniss/Peeta. Pre-Epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Spilled Milk reviews
This is a story you've heard a million times. It is never any less worth telling. AkuRoku for the winning bidder in the Fic For Queensland Flood Relief movement.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Hell reviews
The world is blown open. The life you think is safe? It's not. AkuRoku oneshot for Halloween 2010.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
From the Depths reviews
Axel, the fisherman's son. Roxas, the fisher of men. On a quiet coast, Axel learns to love the sea.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Lesser Beauty reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Flight 504 reviews
Everyone loves family vacations. Roxas-centric. Survivor's guilt.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Cities of the Future reviews
Celebrity culture has dug its scalpel into the very core of the world, making it impossible for anyone less than beautiful to walk down the street with confidence, let alone hold a job. Axel, love child of revolutionaries, refuses to submit. Happy 8/13!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fight Off Your Demons reviews
Two trajectories spiraling out of control, tearing into each new vice with equal abandon. Despite being lost in the dark, can Axel and Roxas find their way to each other? AkuRoku for Valentine’s Day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Doctor and the Polemic reviews
In the year 2326 C.E., the commoditization of intimacy has reached a state of global legality, though its acceptability leaves much to be desired in the industry of cool. Axel, uncool web design enthusiast, hasn’t had time for a girlfriend in two years.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete