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Joined 09-14-08, id: 1693584, Profile Updated: 08-24-14
Author has written 10 stories for Fruits Basket, Twilight, Naruto, and Misc. Books.

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I need to rewrite everything but don't know where to start...I might start directly from the beginning. Stories will be open until the rewrite is complete -or at least caught up. If I have anything you wish to see redone first, please PM me.

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And I'm sorry, I haven't been updating. I have been busy with life, first job, pretty darn awesome boyfriend.

But really no time to write...BUT I AM TRYING NOW. (8/24/2014)


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.


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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 443,509 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 6,474 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/5/2012
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 216,460 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 4,278 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby, It's You by PurpleOrchid85 reviews
Sue and Axl drunkenly sleep with each other, resulting in a surprise pregnancy.
Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Axel H., Sue H.
Whoa, the Naruto world is real? by TheNewMammal reviews
Imagine waking up to your favorite manga characters, realizing you've somehow entered their world. Well that's exactly what happened to Becca, a 19 year old girl with a foul mouth, fiery attitude, and big heart. Surely her time in the Naruto world would be fun, right? Especially when she can't get a certain silver haired ninja off her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Mistaken Snapchats by PurpleOrchid85 reviews
An drunken Axl accidentally sends a sexy snapchat to Sue, who reciprocates in kind… (Heckcest Smutfic)
Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Axel H., Sue H. - Complete
My Mate Saga by Alynelovesyou reviews
Vampire are Different. Edward is a 149 year old vampire, captured by humans to be tested on. He's lonely and craves to have a mate of his own. What if the scientist capture a very beautiful female vampire? What if she's the girl haunting Edward's Dreams? Follow them on the adventure of getting back home and being a new mated couple. RE-WRITE OF THE ORIGINAL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,829 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day with the Hitachiin Twins by XXXKILLJOYXXX reviews
Haruhi goes over to the Hitachiin mansion for what she expects to be a day of playing the twins' stupid games but what she doens't realize is that they have something planned for her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4832 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Nights by SOFisticated1 reviews
Bella and Alice love their movie nights, maybe a little bit too much. When undealt with emotions take their friendship to a higher level, will they be able to withstand all the changes their new relationship brings? B/A. Bellice. Fem-slash. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,678 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Alice
The Path That Moonbeams Make by KnifeEdge reviews
Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,633 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
INVINCIBLE: Right Here Waiting by Iland Girl reviews
I don't know what you see in me, I would've ran for the hills years ago, especially after Kyuubi showed up. Yet here you are, holding my hand despite me being a loud mouthed ass this whole ride. Hey, looks like we do have something in common. I still can't believe after all these years, I'm still stuck, right here waiting, for you, idiot. OC Sequel to INVINCIBLE:In My First Life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,690 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Searching by Meatball42 reviews
Waldo doesn't know where he is.
Where's Waldo? - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
Strange New Beginnings by iBuhnie
Naoko made her debut appearance in "A Strange Life" and "A Strange and Backwards Relationship" but what would have happened if instead of making it back to the Chunin Exams, Naoko and her team are taken hostage by the Akatsuki. "One question though…will we receive matching cloaks?" PeinXOC ItachiXOC "Unknown"XOC... In collab with Crzy1emo1chick's "A Strange and New Relationship"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Itachi U., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein
A Not So Perfect Child by Aislinn Silver reviews
Tamaki, the Prince of Ouran Academy is the smartest, most talented and most adored person in school. But something isn't right and Haruhi is determined to figure out the story behind Tamaki Suoh, if it's the last thing she does. OOC AH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 7,682 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Original Intentions My Ass by asylumchick97 reviews
Zetsu wants his book back from Deidara. I suck at summaries. Hot lemon is hot, so if you don't like it, don't read. Rated M for language and very hot man smex! Zetsu-seme/Deidara-uke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Zetsu, Deidara - Complete
Honey's Other Side by thatkidthatfedyoutoaquig reviews
Honey has this other side, a perhaps not so innocent one, and it's only for Mori's eyes. Basically this whole thing is pointless. Slash. Lime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Curiosity by animallvr682 reviews
Momiji is bored and decides to go snooping in Kyo's bedroom. What happens when Hatsuharu finds him looking at some rather graphic magazines? LEMON WARNING! MomijiXHaru Dont like...dont read. Companion piece to A Brother Comfort.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S.
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6283 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Man Walking by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
Captain Swan ficlet. Killian wants to know what it'll take to get Emma to kiss him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires, shapeshifters and cursed by Kimichan13 reviews
A crossover with furuba and Twilight. Kyo Yuki and Tohru meet a pale teenager who smells of a sickly sweet scent. Read and Review and give me ideas on what i should do please! Rated T just to be safe KyoxTohru EdwardxBella
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,111 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Second Star to the Right by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Ain't No EtchASketch by RosieRathbone reviews
A night seeing Edward Masen live in concert is a dream come true for Bella Swan. But what goes on once the show has ended is something she had only dreamt of. A steamy evening, leaves Bella in a rather sticky situation. 'That's one doodle that can't be undid'. AH, Drabble fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 62,515 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vampire Beginning by PardoxPixie reviews
Bella is a vampire who moves to Froks in search of the vegetarian vampire coven. How does Twilight go when Bella is a Vampire when she first meets the Cullens? Forgive the lame tittle. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,078 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Zetsu Selfcest by pimptav reviews
Naruto AU where Zet and Su are twin brothers. Even though they are brothers, they don't mind doing everything together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Zetsu - Complete
Breaking Point by Gibbsredhoodie reviews
Gibbs and Abby are stuck in a crowded elevator...will their close proximity to each other be their breaking point. Gibbs/Abby pairing.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Invincible: In My First Life by Iland Girl reviews
I never knew of love, so I was fine being hated. I never knew of dreams, so I was fine pretending. I never knew of family, so I was fine being alone. I never knew how to keep living, so I was fine hiding under a rock. These are all important lessons you taught me, and although there were some that hurt, it changed me for the better, built me up, and made me Invincible. Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,106 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Physicist Divergence Anomaly by banana.x.phone reviews
Sheldon asks Penny out on a date and instead of declining, she accepts. Set in Season 5, AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,204 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Horny Bella by Laaza reviews
Bella is horny and finds Charlie in a compromising situation! What's a girl to do? INCEST/Charlie x Bella/Don't like! Don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Charlie S., Bella
The Other Uley by Last-Black reviews
Koran Taylor Uley a.k.a Kori: Jake and Quil's best friend, Sam's sister, the Cullen's annoyance, and Embry's... don't you wanna know? Starts in New Moon. Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Embry, Sam
The Misadventures of Bella and Emmett by Ninja.At.Heart reviews
Emmett wins the job of baby-sitting Bella. But he gets bored quickly. Emmett chooses to have a little fun with Bella. Will Emmett regret his choice? Will Bella survive without a scratch? How will Alice and Edward react to emmett's choice. Attempt of humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 10,214 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14593 - Favs: 10,495 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marge the Goer by OTHandOCaddict reviews
Things have changed in Springfield. A deadly disease has been severely contracted ever since Lovejoy of all people commited his sinful act. It's "Marge Fever," and the local blue-haired wife & mother of three is a woman addicted to adultery.SMUT/COMEDY :
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Marge S.
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Gets Her Smile Back by MyLittleBlueBird reviews
Bella is feeling down one afternoon and is sick of dwelling on Edwards absence, so she goes to visit Jake. Jakes not home, but his father, Billy Black is, how does he help Bella get her smile back? LEMON, strong M!BellaXBilly, Oneshot.OOC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Billy - Complete
Insomnia by Prinzessin Kiwi reviews
Saki Hanajima has always had her suspicions regarding the oddities of the Souma family. One night while staying over, unable to sleep, Saki puts her theories to the test, and the results, though inconclusive, were well worth the trouble. PWP
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Saki H., Shigure S. - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,527 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why Ditzy Doo Loves Muffins by Nattam reviews
While Ditzy Doo delivers the mail, three carpenters on a lunchbreak ponders the nature of Ditzy Doo. Warning: This story does not tell you why Ditzy Doo loves muffins.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Prostrate in Prada by mskathy reviews
Edward forgot the milk. "You know what to do," she said. BDSM, Subward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,033 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Roads Lead Straight Back To You by bashfulbellawannabe reviews
When a secretly pregnant Isabella walked out of Edward's life 4 years ago, he thought he'd never see her again. However, when he receives news that Bella's in a coma, and there is no one to watch her son, will Edward step into his "daddy shoes"? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 161,365 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dropping By by GiveUpResistance reviews
ShigurexAyame : Ayame drops by to see Yuki - or so he says. Oneshot Yaoi Lemon, PWP. Don't like don't read, etc.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - [Shigure S., Ayame S.] - Complete
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,180 - Follows: 10,632 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attitude Original Version by MysticIce24 reviews
Isabella is shipped off to Forks by her parents. Can her cousin and his friends get her to drop her tough exterior and reveal the sweet girl underneath?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
What happens in Vegas by retroninjachick reviews
What happens when Bella gets to Vegas, and leaves married as the new Mrs.Cullen? What about how Edward feels? And how will it work out if they hate each other with a passion? What kind of passion? The line between lust and love. E/B AH based on the movie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,093 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Succubus's Prayer by Mr.Light-of-Twilight reviews
Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella falls into a coma for three mouths and when she awakes she is changed. How will Bella and the wolf pack survive her changes. Can Bella find ture love or what she has become destroy everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella
Karma by Mr.Light-of-Twilight reviews
The womanizing player of La Push and Forks, Paul Meraz finally imprints! Too bad for Paul that fate wants to toy with him a little! Because Paul's imprint is a GUY! How will Paul deal with this and will he accept this fate? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Paul
A Strange Life by Taisie Terror reviews
New fan fiction, my first post on this site, it's also a collaboration with Crzy1emo1chick on her "A Strange and Backwards Relationship". So yeah, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kankuro, Pain/Pein
Behind The Gym by evieeden reviews
Every day Bella disappears from school, but where she goes and what she does is not what anyone would ever suspect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zombies by Enjorous reviews
Alice and Emmett discuss the end of the world...zombie style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Twilight: Truth or Dare by Autumnstar17 reviews
What will happen when you've got the entire cast of Twilight locked in a room with a questionably sane director and an infinite number of truths and dares? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear No Evil by TwifanUK reviews
Charlie arrives home from a tough shift at work to be greeted by strange noises in his living room. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Playing Games by xxAwesome reviews
Shigure convinces Tohru to play a game with him while Kyo and Yuki are out. Rated M. Enjoy.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Tohru H., Shigure S. - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
What's With Gaara? by Akuro13 reviews
Shikamaru notices something is up with Gaara and tries to figure it out. And why is he with Naruto so much? rated M for the last chapter lemon. yaoi and a little het. enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama - ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,954 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Marie McCarty by k8tlynnlee reviews
Carisle Cullen is doctoring Renee Swam,a widow, who is dieing from cancer. Renee's dieing wish is for Carisle to take her baby, Bella, home with him. Will Carisle honor this wish? What will the others think? What does Bella think of the family? REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009
Shopping Secrets by Ren's Mistress reviews
Ever wonder how Alice manages to get Bella out shopping, even though Bella hates it? Or why they're so close? BDSM, Femslash, Femmeslash, semi-public sex. May or may not add another chapter. Might end up a sequel instead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chèvrefeuille by RamonaFlowers20 reviews
"Haru-Chan?" he asked softly, his voice coming out like warm honey, barely making it over the sound of the pouring rain that pelted against the windows. He couldn't understand why Haruhi was afraid of a little thunder.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F.
Oh Dear by Lov3good reviews
It's been six years since I left La Push, and it's been four years since Paul left me. Paul/OC! SEQUEL TO OH JULES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,194 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Paul
Love Gives Me Hope by xuxfirefliesxux reviews
"A boy came up to me and gave me a teddy bear when I was six on Valentines Day. I laughed and said "Why don't you give it to me in ten years." He said, "It's okay, I can wait."10 years passed." AU/AH Happy Valentine's Day BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Crouching S, Hidden Crusher by prassacut reviews
Domme Bella is back and has a Sissy kneeling in her dungeon, who happens to also be her boyfriend. HA,OOC,BDSM Birthday present for my friend Dariachenowith.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
I Have To Go by Lizzie Sixx reviews
Bella has to go. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden by xSirenSongx reviews
There are more secrets to the 'new girl in school' than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected. Rated M for future reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 5,382 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Did It Come To This? by arisuali reviews
Gaara is sent to Konoha to build camaraderie between the leaf and sand villages, when a certain chunin creates a problem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
The Phone Call by Akuro13 reviews
It's the holidays and everyone is decorating, but one. That is until The Phone Call. Sasuke and Naruto spend a day together and finally confess their feelings in front of the Christmas tree. SasuNaru. second chapter lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Captured by xSirenSongx reviews
What if Victoria had gotten a hold of Bella in New Moon like she had planned? What was she planning to do to her? What if what happens to Bella changes her life and the Cullen's lives forever? Will anyone recover from this?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,954 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Wyld Child by kolchaksghost reviews
Esme Cullen has kept a secret from her vampire family, a biological daughter. Isabella Marie Platt has moved to Forks to join our favorite vampire family but she is far from human. AU Bella/Alice femslash. C/Es, J/R, Em/E ? .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,242 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Of Freesia & Other Scents by MyTwiDreams reviews
"You do smell nice, I never noticed before." A little interpretation of the scene in Twilight where Bella meets Alice for the first time. femslash/Bellice. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
With or Without by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alice is unhappy in love with her roommate Bella and seeks distraction in a chatroom. /Femslash/AH - Don't like it. Don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Puppetmaster by McHammer reviews
A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
It's Not Me, It's You by Lov3good reviews
Paul and I weren't made for each other. He seemed to think otherwise. Paul/OC imprint! -M- for Language and possibly Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,510 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Paul
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Funny Little Feeling by youngandobsessed reviews
Newlywed Bella gets a 'funny little feeling' and wants to try something new with her vampire husband...possibly the worst summary ever. First fanfic so please be kind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freddy VS Janie by Death'sWriteHand reviews
When Janie Hannagan is pulled into the dreams of those around her, good things rarely happen. But when Freddy Krueger begins to haunt the dreams she walks in, her nervousness turns into terror.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Wake series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010
Sweet Dreams, Love by bevcannon672 reviews
Two shots, vampire Edward, human Bella, before New Moon. Edward overhears Bella having a 'private moment' one evening and has a difficult time controlling his impulses. Rated M for lemony fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Chance Meeting by ThatPanicGirlE reviews
In the Closet Contest Entry: Bella has a desire to live out a fantasy. Has she found the one to help her live out her deepest desire?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Twilight, On The Titanic by Dramagirl007 reviews
After watching Titanic, Edward and Bella ended up on the Titanic, but not as Edward and Bella, To the world they are Jack and Rose and Edward and Bella need to keep their identities a secret and make sure they do not change the past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,592 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frustration by SharlynRose reviews
Bella has a LOT of pent up frustration. Can a hot bath and dreams of Edward soothe away her little problem? Read on to find out. Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. OOC. Get your umbrella, it's raining lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unusual by Shir0 reviews
Tony/Vanessa. After Conner's funeral, Tony and Vanessa get intimate - to the point where they think "This isn't right," but they both know it is. Written in Ellen Hopkins' style. T for implied sex. One-shot.
Impulse, Ellen Hopkins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A week before Bella's bithday party in New Moon Edward decided to throw his boundaries off the window and did something they didn't expect to have consequences. Now, five years later, Bella finds the Cullens again but she's not alone. Bella is a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Trouble by Sadistic-X-Masochistic reviews
All Kankuro wanted to do was sleep, but his little brother Gaara has different ideas, waking him to reveal a rather embarrassing problem... KankuGaa yaoi lemon sandcest RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
How Could I Resist? by bevcannon672 reviews
What if Bella hadn't told Edward "No" in the meadow toward the end of Eclipse? Rated M for lemony yumminess!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Manhattan by intheclosetcontest reviews
What happens when a spark ignites between two friends who are unable to deny their feelings? Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest! Rosalie x Bella. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
full moon by xSirenSongx reviews
"He left me! Am I really just a pet?" That was the only thing Bella could think of as she watched her true love leap out his bedroom window. Will she ever be the same again? Will Edward return, when? How can he be so close yet unreachable? daybreak part2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,164 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Judge Me by 11Renee11 reviews
Freya is tired of being judged by the other La Push wolves, simply because of her size. She is tired of being babied because she is the smallest. Will she ever be able to show that size is unimportant, and prove her worth to the pack and to herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,192 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Such a Pretty Little Girl by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella has always known she was different.Inhuman.All her life she had been ridiculed and tormented because of her abnormities.With a dark past,no parents and a tendency to get into trouble,anything could happen.When she gets adopted... Full Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,403 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Locker Room Girl by intheclosetcontest reviews
Indulging in sexual fantasies & practically having an orgasm in your open-plan office is an unwise thing to do. I'm not proud to say that this has been an almost daily happening for the last five weeks, all because of a girl at my gym...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Dreaming All Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
SEQUEL TO DOING THIS ALONE The family has made the big move to Hawaii. Suddenly, Alice isn't the only one having visions. Are these dreamlike visions real? What happens when they start coming true? Someone wants their revenge and not everyone will survive
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15824 - Favs: 6,998 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Equinox by Invader Chi reviews
Bella Swan has found someone new. Can you guess who it is? An invader zim and twilight crossover
Crossover - Invader Zim & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Gir, Bella - Complete
Twilight Baskets by Yami's Aibou reviews
The Twilight gang plus 1 new vamp move in next door to Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Shigure! Craziness, violence and a strange love brew. Rated for language.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,412 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Things The Cullens and Swans Are Not Allowed To Do by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
this is a list of things the Cullens and Swans are not allowed to do or what they do in secret. Some will shock you. R&R and send ideas. Assistance from Starthevampire. side story: What Really Happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
The Only Exception by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
When two people find love with one another, nothing will be the same. Lemons, Swearing, and minor violence which leads to sex. Full summery inside. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook: Connect & Share by nottowaywolf reviews
Bella joins Facebook and a whirwind of events occur on the networking site with conflicts and romance. Who knew a social networking site would be so influential? Takes Place AFTER New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Blinded Hearts by pottrprincess reviews
Bella & Edward have been friends and outcasts since they were born.But its not easy being bffs with the disabled kid. Can they finally move on from 'just friends' zone? EXB The Cullens are vampires and Bella and Edward are human for now RnR! CHAPTER 7 UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9458 - Favs: 7,781 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man Up by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Jasper and Edward play for the same team, in more ways than one. It'll just take Jasper a little time and a lot of persuasion to see what he really wants. Collab w/ lovecomeslast for the TFLN contest. J/E lemons MA. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Blue Moon by PsychoPhoenix38 reviews
6 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens must deal with finding a new life in high school and to have Renesmee to join them. The Volturi, however, have different plans of how the future will play out. All characters. Multiple perspectives. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,186 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cow and the Riceball by Goldenstargirl reviews
NOW COMPLETED! Haru shows Tohru a beautiful place and she calls it their secret spot. What goes on there between them, no one knows but them. And quite a few things happen in that mystical place. Things that could possibly draw them closer to each other.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Tohru H. - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles ROUND 2! by CullensRuleAll reviews
I'm back! and i've got a few missed calls to check.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008
Love and Loss and Stalking by violinmana reviews
Chapter 3 - Complete with Ninja Therapy, Stalking, Bestiality, and Fake Horse Wieners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Take Me On The Floor by ConflictedCalypso reviews
One-shot. Song-fic. AlicexBella. Definately rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Thanks Wolfie by sweetp-1 reviews
Edward goes on a first date, and gets an unexpected surprise. Silly fluff for the Texts From Last Night contest. OOC/AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Oh Jules by Lov3good reviews
My feelings for Paul changed the minute he knocked a door into my face. But I guess, that's the price to pay for love. Paul/OC !COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,230 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Fates by shelle87 reviews
One decision can change everything... Renee never left Charlie, instead choosing to raise Bella in Forks. As a consequence - Bella's life isn't as it should be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valentine's Day Dare Hunt by JMFanficQueen reviews
The Cullen kids used to play a Dare Hunt every Valentines Day. Now that Edward has Bella, the game is begun again. The only problem is, it's a game of dares! From burning clothes to cake to proposing, can Bella survice the Cullens verion of a game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,005 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He left me by miss. swiss reviews
What happens when Edward leaves Bella before he knew she was pregnant?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Runaway by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Bella has run away from her father Aro, the leader of the Volturi. She didn't want to but she didn't want to be locked in the castle anymore and is truely sad to leave. She is on the run from the Volturi guard but then years later she meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella
The Ultimate Tutoring Lesson by Kumomi reviews
Jared sucks at Spanish, but Kim is there to help him out. Her methods though, aren't excatly helping him focus on school work. SMUT. I dont own Twilight. Please reveiw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
T or D by BlinkYourEyes reviews
the cullens play truth or dare! Last chapter is now up! some ideas from bmmtdkjci, so she is co-writer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010
She wolf in the closet: Leah's imprint by KamilleBlack reviews
Leah Clearwater imprints on a girl. This causes several conflicts and drama... There are some A\N and stuff that really shouldn't be there. I tried to take them off but I couldn't find 'em all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,596 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Leah - Complete
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella, with her dyed black hair and converse vs. the forever adored, khaki-wearing Edward. They're polar opposites, sure...But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,786 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY by LunaPadma reviews
Let's annoy the Cullens. And the Pack! LETS JUST ANNOY THE WHOLE POPULATION OF FORKS! Extremely random and totally hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009
Tears Don't Fall by Kason08 reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella moved on. But her wedding day was far from perfect. 75 years later she's alone and the Cullens show up. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or its characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
What to Do? by garnetmystery reviews
Bella is bored at home when all of a sudden an unexpected visitor drops in. FEMSLASH! Esme/Bella Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
The Third Woman Outtakes by Crash Hale reviews
Outtakes from my E/B story The Third Woman. A look into the past and other character point of views. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
The Third Woman by Crash Hale reviews
Edward and his daughter Ivy move to New York City when he is offered a job there. He can't find a nanny he is comfortable with caring for his child, and Ivy is set on Bella; a young woman he falls for at first sight. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Stroll In The Park by BlinkYourEyes reviews
The entire family goes to the park, but could it get bad with mrs newton there? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Three on the Tree by Gasaway Alley reviews
Some chest popping, thigh humping, moonlight madness. Lemon - Lemon - Lemon! Submission for the Auto Erotica Challenge. MA rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch Up, Cullen! by DivineInspiration reviews
Sex. It’s all anybody ever talks about – except when they’re busy having it. Edward hides his inexperience and ends up accepting a little well-meaning help from Alice and Rosalie. Enter Bella. AU/AH. Won Best Canon in the Devirginizing Edward O/S Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Siblings Unleashed by sarkavator reviews
Alex and Justin finally give in to their feelings...Complete Chapter 2 NOW UP!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
Blue by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
He had always liked the color blue. Hatter's thoughts the first time he meets Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Zodiac and The Riceball by DarkIce00 reviews
Kyo, Yuki and Haru all want to gain Tohru's affection. They love her and couldn't stand to see her with anyone else. Tohru though has over things-other people-on her mind. I fail with summarys I guess....This is my first Fanfic though..
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Tohru H.
Bizzaro Twilight by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
-AU- What would Twilight have been like if the roles were reversed? Edward, Emmett & Jasper are humans living in Forks with their dad, Charlie working at the police station. Bella, Rosalie & Alice are vampires sent to live in Forks by Carlisle & Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,847 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Back The Pieces by SweetestSuicide reviews
After her birthday party, Edward left her, because he wanted to protect her from himself. Little did he know, that Bella had soon forgotten him, and he was replaced by his sister; Alice. Just read lol. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,499 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jake's Dick Troubles by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Leah and Jake are having sex, and Leah rips off Jake's dick by accident. Jake goes to the Cullen house to get sewed back on. See what trouble ensues...Includes a skipping and cackling Edward, a dick-loving Bella and a scarred Rosalie. VERY VERY OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
VADHD by Uneducated Cabinet Face reviews
Vampiric Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. "Vampires are easily distracted." Bella finds proof of this statement at one of her evenings with the Cullen family. Oneshot. R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
PantyWearing Freak by Jennmc75 reviews
What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio. Rated M for disturbing metal images ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Bad Boy by k8tlynnlee reviews
Bella is 19 years old and has never had a boyfriend, thanks to her over protective brother Emmett, but then she meets the bad boy Edward, and despite her fights she feels herself being drawn to him. Will Bella resist tempatation? READ AND REVIEW! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
Mistress Esme punished Isabella by Saren Kol reviews
Isabella has been intentionally naughty so Mistress Esme will punish her. Rated M for a reason! AH, OOC, contains Bondage and Dicipline. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Gym Class Woes by Stella Ann reviews
Bella and Edward are in gym class together when they discover they will be going on a field trip where Bella will be armed. But with what? And what will this fatal day bring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Growing Pains by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adore to Hate the Enemy by Hollywood Grimm reviews
Tiffany Simpson is older sister to notorious prankster Bart Simpson. Faye Jones is younger sister of feared bully Jimbo Jones. What happens when the two girls enroll in the local high school,Springfield High will never be the same again! Bart/OC Jimbo/OC
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,086 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Memories by DisneyRBD reviews
An unexcepted vistor comes to Forks at the worst time when the Cullens begin to notice something different about Bella. But what? Who is this vistor and why is he in town? What is Charlie hiding from his daughter? Or is she really his? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,815 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward, OC - Complete
Hell, yes! by elinieve reviews
Sam's and Jared's respective imprints kissed them. My imprint, on the other hand, punched me. Witness the adventure of imprinting on Leah 'I hate the world' Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,895 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Leah, Embry
The Cullen's Facebook by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Open Wounds by WhiteRozePetals reviews
What's with this girl? 2 people inside of her? What with the beads on her hand? it's all confusing. What happened to her when she ran away from Akito? How come she's back? Some many questions, will they everget answered? *it's better then it sounds* R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,976 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
An End to Resistance by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alpha and his Lover by Dragonchild627 reviews
[Complete] Sam takes Jake for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sam, Jacob - Complete
The Wolf is Out of The Bag by sirenastarot reviews
Bella found out the Family Secret. Now it's Leah's turn. Can Leah really do THAT with a bunch of bloodsuckers? Rated M for Lemons. Non-canon smut. It has more than earned it's rating. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Leah, Alice
Break the Sky by kfoster2519 reviews
Sequel to Not Your Concern, Deciding to deal with her past, Bella must return to Phoenix to sell her mother's house, leaving Edward and Forks behind. Will she be able to deal with the past and find her way home? AH//AU//OOC//Canon TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,508 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Locker Time by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Emmett sees Mike doing something he doesnt like. He talks to him and Mike ends up in the locker. I know sounds stupid but give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Emmett, Mike
Alice saw them coming by Taloolah P reviews
What do vampires do when it's stormy outside? They keep each other entertained of course! O/S E x E x J with some B x A x R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Werewolf Love by LoveforAlways reviews
Bella is a werewolf. Edward is a vampire. She imprints on him. How can Edward possibly accept her love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
daybreak by xSirenSongx reviews
Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? A retelling of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,529 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by PowerfulCanary reviews
Emmett comes over to give her what she deserves. A little bit of bondage, a little bit of human / vamp action. Pure smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Twilight Gag Reel by Blue Eyed Bookworm reviews
Being a fictional character is a lot harder than it looks. Here, you'll find all of the messed up vamp-action, screwed up lines, and all of the funny stuff that happened that wasn't supposed to. Oneshot. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Undying Love by OHsoCONFUSED reviews
Bella starts cutting after Edward leaves. Edward comes back, during the middle of this. And will he take her life? Better then it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Discipline by Cherrytoast reviews
Haru decided not to do PE, so he got in trouble. Momiji waits with him to walk home, but Haru's Black. Yuki joins them to calm Haru down... Yaoi. Threesome YukixHaurxMomiji
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
The Immortal Pet by MissTomorrow reviews
Written for a writing assignment for school. My teacher is so cool. She lets us use fanfiction as assignments. Anyway, Bella gets a cat and Emmett has issues.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Boo by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Halloween night, Bella is left alone...that is until she hears a noise upstairs. Alice/Bella femmeslash, set somewhere during Eclipse. Mature audience just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Ravaged by Whiteline reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Ash's Present by Som1-Random reviews
Gary give Ash an unexpected present... yaoi
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Wanting by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Jasper stumbles across his sister, Bella, in the bath one night. OOC Bella/Jasper All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Confessions Of A Hollywood Movie Star by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
It’s been two Years since Edward Left Bella in the forest that day.But what happens when Bella is now Hollywood’s new upcoming best Actress. Oh and how how will the Cullens react when they see her in her movie and shes not human either.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Roadside Assistance by AngryKitten reviews
When the truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Bella can only hope that the gorgeous mechanic she finds has the right tool for the job. Rated M for lemons and language. AH-AU. Entry for the Love of Jasper One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Color of Your Eyes by DivineInspiration reviews
AU. Isabella Swan is a vampire with golden eyes thinking she is alone in a world where her kind all have red eyes. When she meets Carlisle Cullen everything changes and soon they are on a path towards what they thought they would never have; a family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unprecedented by PhoenixIvy reviews
Bella and Jacob are twins and werewolves. They are the alphas of the two Quiluete werewolf packs. Bella is different from the other wolves. And what will happen when the Cullens show up in Forks? For now this story is rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,573 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike is a Pig by You Love Gossip Girl XOXO reviews
Bella is annoyed that mike keeps asking her out so the cullens help her involves talk about sex m because I'm paranoid it is kinda funny NO SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Mike, Edward - Complete
In Love and War by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Sequel to Blackout. Bella moves back to Charlie's farm after an unexpected heartbreak to find a not-so-happy surprise waiting for her, Edward working as a farm hand for her dad. Love/Hate/Drama/Humor ensues. AH. B/E. Bella and Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,708 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck In a Closet With Emmett by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight reviews
This is a one-shot out-take from the multi-chaptered story, "Nice Catch". LEMON. ExB - AU New Moon. Edward and Bella's undying love finally reaches a boiling point. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwanted Guests by SawManiac211 reviews
The Cullen family get some unwanted guests...please R&R. Dedicated to my mad Twilight Cult...just don't kill me for the ending...please...
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Wand Control by Valie reviews
Alex is all about manipulating people. Harper is about to realize how much her friend enjoys manipulating them. -Alex/Harper- -Femslash- -Smut- -Ficlet-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
Mike Seeks Therapy by The EB's reviews
Mike Newton is now an unemployable fictional character, he seeks therapy in the hope of finding out why his character isnt as successful as the other Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike - Complete
Bad, Bad Girlfriend by ericastwilight reviews
A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going Solo by Sperks00 reviews
Emmett wants to masturbate solo without the use of porn, but then he gets some unexpected visitors. WARNING! CONTAINS INCEST SLASH GAY MATERIAL!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Emmett, Edward
A Blanket of Snow by Valie reviews
The heat's out and a snowstorm has trapped Carly and Sam at Sam's house. What to do for heat? Oh, they'll think of something. 9th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! -Cam- -Femslash- -Smut-
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Fluffy Fluff Fluff by Starthevampire reviews
These are just a bunch of cute one shots I thought up. They vary with whose vampire and whose humans. They are all BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Castration Frustration by colacherry reviews
Bella shows Edward some Freudian fun. Penis envy has never been so hot. Adult themes, BDSM. Lemony good times. The Anti-Pleasure Dissertation outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hexannual Cullen Games! by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
Now on Hiatus. One of those bad humor and randomness stories, but with, yes, wait for it- a plot! Involves fast cars, jets, submarines, Volterra, hostages, police, and a worldwide chase. I no longer write Twilight, but I will come back to this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Disciplinary Action by wizardingfiction reviews
The Second Wizarding War is over, things have returned to normalcy. Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to earn his diploma, and Severus Snape returns very much alive as the D.A. professor. Snape believes he needs to show Harry necessary discipline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Can you Stop The Lust? by VampLiliumDemonAngel reviews
Based of the songs Seventeen Forever-Metro Station,SoHott -Kid Rock,And Lips Like Morphine-Kill HAnna. Jasper Happens To Not Have Blood lust of Bella. Hes Sexually obsessed with her and is left to babysit her for a week .all fun and games
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Mindgames by sirenastarot reviews
Nessie's grown-up and has an itch to scratch. She goes to Leah for help. Written for ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. This is a Lemon filled one-shot. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Guilty Fantasies by Amywishes reviews
This is a short story about Bella and her steamy dreams for her friend Mike Newton Please review thsi is my first ever story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Mike
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Two Sides of The Coin by Witty Moonlight Angel reviews
Cassie and Brooke Sparrow are two emo sisters relocated from warm California to the rainy town of Forks and these two whacko sisters has a few secrets to hide. How will the Twilight crew react to the bizarre emo girls? Stay tune and wait and see!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Persuasion by Taloolah P reviews
What are you prepared to do to get out of a speeding ticket? Smile, flirt or cry maybe? Esme has a different approach. This is set pre Twilight. Esme x Carlisle x Charlie Rated M due to a little smut! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Esme, Charlie S. - Complete
My Family Guy Spoofs 3 by mikerules135 reviews
these are the jokes i have come up with for family guy. enjoy
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Peter G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight? No, LIElight! by TRDancer reviews
Bella's life is extremely boring. When she moves to Forks, she takes matters into her own hands and invents a whole new Bella. But what happens when Edward breaks through the shell new Bella has built? Will Bella be able to hide her secret? AU w/ Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Im by TeamJempwarth reviews
The Cullens Discover Im.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
I'm Yours by wizardingfiction reviews
Hermione is dreading an upcoming detention with her cruel and strict Potions Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mike's Little Problem by 0041523 reviews
..."Mike, seriously, you are 18 not 80, how could you not get it up?" she says. "Shut up, Jessica." he says. "And your dick! What was that? Three inches? I have TAMPONS bigger than —" she's cut off. "SHUT. UP!" -MxJ- M for Crude Language and Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheating by Amelia Bedelia reviews
A friendly game of basketball between a couple of wolves and a vampire hybrid takes a turn for the worse for Renesmee when she realizes that teams are shirts and skins - and Jake is a skin. Renesmee/Jake. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Dare by SneezesthatPleases reviews
The family makes the mistake of playing Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2009
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer Nights by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
B&E get intimate and do LOTS of practicing before the wedding. Rated M for lemon fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Incredibly Awesome by Valie reviews
Sam did something incredibly awesome, but why is Freddie freaking out about it? 7th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! XD The longest one so far! -Cam- -Femslash- -Ficlet-
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Spice by NortonFight reviews
A whole different kind of Bella. Sassy and almost as old as the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Something for the weekend by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Lemony fresh AH, adult themes. On a weekend away for her brother Emmett's birthday, Bella meets his friend Edward. The gorgeous guy that brings out her inner nymph. Mummy Beryl, this is not for your eyes! NO infringement intended. It belongs to the Mormon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have a threesome by Helen-Marie reviews
it gets hot in a bar, and the girls become extremely excited...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
You need to shower by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice had to help Bella take showers? Well here is my mind's interpretation. Femmeslash Alice/Bella, set at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,689 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten by Duck Life reviews
Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Jasper put on a news show for the other vegetarians. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Dusk, The Daytime Drama by Duck Life reviews
This is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
King of Cups KittenMischief Contest Entry by sirenastarot reviews
Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated M for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The plot to Mikes demise by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
How did one sketch pad get them all into so much trouble? An Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Intruder at the Gate by Valie reviews
Carly finds herself contemplating the importance of locks on fences, while Sam has her way with her. Carly's POV. 5th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! -Cam- -femslash- -drabble- -smut-
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
The Naughty Nanny by sirenastarot reviews
Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Volturi Girl by Emmetloversince1996 reviews
What if Bella wasn't exactly telling the truth about being an ordinary human? What if she's much mare and what if she's not just an ordinary fictional character!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
7 Days Of Sin by WhiteRozePetals reviews
Oh the title says it all, M for graphic lemons, KyouxYuki You know you want to read it...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Stewie and Johnny by Adamant1982 reviews
Johhny Test vistis The Griffin Family. M/M Slash Yaoi. Rated M for mature situations.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stewie G.
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
How I Wish by bitten-sln reviews
Edward is trying to distract himself while Bella is in the shower eventually gives up trying. takes place after Eclipse, Bella is still human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008
Aim with the cullens by DeadlyPrecious reviews
What Happens when all the cullens n bella get aim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
The Cullen's Secret by AidennPluto reviews
Bella has a lot to learn about living forever. Some, she learns the hard way, like the fact that monogamy isn't exactly in the Cullens' dictionary. Beware the oversexed Cullens. And an unsympathetic Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Characters of Twilight by beachxbabe127 reviews
Edward and Jacob first! Please Review! Plus- request what character you want me to do next!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Twilight by Georgiana Marie reviews
Julie Swan, a beautiful blond-haired, blue-eyed Arizonan beauty moves to Forks, Washington, leaving her ballet career behind. Little does she know that she will meet someone who can help her fill the gap in her heart, making the move to Forks worth while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Kitty in the basket by hono'o neko reviews
Hono'o has found herself in the world of Fruits Basket. What kind of troubles will her and her cousin cause when they find out they're also possessed by the zodiac?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006
Sexaholics Anonymous by Miss West Virginia reviews
Can Jasper control his lust while attending a ‘Sexaholics Anonymous’ meeting? Or will Bella and Edward tempt him to the dark side. Rated M for Lemons, Threesome, Slash, and Language. A/H A/U. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Outside the Curse: both sides of the bargain by asiasea reviews
New town, same feelings, new friends, same enemies, new hopes, same fears, new happiness, same sorrow, new secrets, same situations, both sides of the bargain. Twilight, D.N. Angel, and Fruits Basket all wrapped in one story, enjoy!
Crossover - D N Angel & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dark M., Tohru H.
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Divide Between Us by Lisilsasya reviews
Bella has been a "hunter" for 4 years, what she "hunts" are vampires.But what happens if she breaks the first and formost rule. Will Bella and Edward be able to live "happily ever after" or will the divide remain? First fan fiction. Small flames!Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
A random ride home by urmyedwardcullen reviews
oneshot edward, bella, and emmett coming home from playing baseball. what could happen to make charlie mad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
So Jasper, You've Decided to Go Emo? by theSunlitEarth reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Unexpected Reminder by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward trusts that his wife will know exactly how to soothe him after an unexpected reminder of the depth of despair he's experienced. Canon one-shot post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Payback by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
What happens when Emmett asks Bella to babysit for him? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
I am WHAT? by WhiteRozePetals reviews
Fuhrer Roy Mustang has found some very important documents that'll help with Al and Ed getting back their bodies. For payment The Fuhrer wants Ed to become his 'Maid' or so Ed thinks... YAOI! MxM, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9652 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Synchronicity by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
When they arrive, Jasper looks straight at Edward and thinks yes. Alice/Jasper/Edward, threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Insanity4Free reviews
Bella and Edward play a game of Truth or Dare....Chaos follows
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resolution by BlueSea14 reviews
My entry for The Challenge Forum's New Year's Challenge. A trio of drabbles from Edward's mind, spanning three different New Year's Eves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Very Heart of You by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward is struck by the unending love his wife displays. A fluffy, one-shot “For My Valentine” Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Are You Out of Your Mind! by Agonizing Darkness reviews
Edward is not himself. Bella is not a vampire, but has some some powers. Read and Review. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Get Vamped by MystiB reviews
The Cullens are off to Dartmouth! But what happens when a few students start to realize that the Cullen's are more than meets the eye. With a huge war brewing these student's are the least of the Cullen's problems... or are they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008
Edward and Bella's Sex Life by xxbabykriskrisxx reviews
All about Edward and Bella's Sex life and some other stuff... Exsrtream sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intimacy by Ranma15177 reviews
Father to Son. Mother to Daughter. Sister to Brother. Husband to Wife. Lover to Lover. Heart to Heart. A loving family sharing together, forever, in what can only be described as intimacy. E/B C/Es Ja/A R/Em
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
72 Hours by orange sodap0p reviews
What would happen if a man, wanted for murder, set his eyes on Tohru, or more so, her body? And what would happen if he broke into the Sohma house one night, when just the teens were home?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Bloopers by Duck Life reviews
Possible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009
ETERNAL LOVE Another version of twilight by HypnoticVamp reviews
BELLA IS BFFS WITH A CLAN OF HOT HALF VAMPS WHATS THE CULLENS REACTION WHEN BELLA ADMITS THAT'S THE REASON SHE KNEW THEY R VAMPIRES. BELLA IS QUIET DIFFERENT MORE OUTGOING LIKES SHOPPIN? SHE HAS AN EDGE AND A WILD BFF CALLED BLAKE MUCH PROMISED TO COME
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yes, You Are! by Fuzzy Lumpkin reviews
Bella tries to prove to Edward that he is, in fact, Santa Claus. It sucks, I know. But it was cute, I thought. Let me know if I'm wrong *hint hint* REVIEW please.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A day at the amusement park by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Final Goodbyes by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
It has been 2 years since Edward left Bella. Bella has changed for the worst. This is her final goodbye. What will happen 5 years later when The Cullens come back to Forks. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Vampire Notes by Beckah-lynn reviews
What happens when every starts writing notes insted of talking? This is completly different than the first time i wrote it, pleade read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Friends from the past by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
One month away from the wedding. Bella finds some old photos of friends. Grace, Emma, and Justin come out to Forks for a month and a half. What happens when you have your old boyfriend who you still love and your vampire fiancee in one town?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,739 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More than me by beachxbabe127 reviews
Crystal is a vampire and goes to school only to find out that Cullens attend a family she has never met . Will she be friends or enemys with this family?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2008
Shower scene by EdwardsGirlSarah reviews
Edward joins Bella in the shower
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
A Black Man for Christmas by Kurlan Aank reviews
A one shot of O.C. / Meg and Lois will have lemon
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Jingle Bella Rock by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KITTY! by 2 reviews
Crazy Emmett wants a Kitty-cat
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Don't Worry About It by idrivelikeacullen reviews
AH The girls are best friends. They meet Emmett and Jasper in college...and of course Emmett's brother Edward. Only problem is is that Edward has some issues..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
Well here I am, standing in front of my Grandmother. One who I never knew existed and who has come to give me huge news about my destiny and all. Well as my grandmother stops talking all I can say is wholly shi...And you thought your family was messed up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pumpkin Carving Contest by JK5959 reviews
The night before Halloween, Bella and Edward have a pumpkin carving contest. Who will win? All human, B/E. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Session by Brooklynn10 reviews
Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Lesson by Escape Life Here reviews
ExB It's a story about the early years of ExB's marriage. I've decided to continue to it so please Review. Oh and it is LEMONTASTIC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Wild Night by lexarDuo reviews
What happen's when Bella is left wit Emmettt to be babysat and he cracks out the boos? Read and find out. One-shot. Kind of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Whose Manga Is It, Anyway? by Writergirl118 reviews
The fascinating story of two giddy fangirls who somehow suck themselves into the middle of Fruits Basket. NOT your average OC story. Pairings to be determined. It's a secret, silly.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,852 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007
Christmas Joy by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella has never truly enjoyed the Season..until now. Post Breaking Dawn. *Spoilers Possible.* ;
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
Yuletide Glee by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Tis the season! Bella and Edward are left alone during the busy holiday season, a moment to exchange a gift may be a perfect release for the pain. One-shot, Lemon, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swan Twins by IslandTala reviews
We all know Renee left Charlie with Bella. But what if she pregnant when she left? Bella and her two twin sisters, Anika and Eliza go to Forks to live with Charlie again. How will the Cullens react to more Swans? Still a BellaxEdward Fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
How To Annoy The Characters Of Twilight by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
The ultiamate list of ways to annoy our favorite charaters. Really funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Annoyance by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Ten ways to annoy each of the Cullen's, including Bella. WARNING! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH, ANGER, PAIN, EMOTIONAL PAIN, PEANUT BUTTER, SUCIDAL TAMPONS, UGLYNESS, OR KETCHUP THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN IF YOU ANNOY A CULLEN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Kid in the dorm by I-Love-PAD.FOOT-Way-MORE reviews
Bellas at collage with a kid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008
Booyah Achieved by herinfiniteeyes reviews
One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Sleeps by PassionforTwilight reviews
A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Alice's Closet by Salted Top Hat reviews
What happens when Bella has an accident in Alice's insanely large closet? How will Edward find her? And after they do, how will they deal with the symptoms from her head injury?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Emmett's dirty little secret by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
I yelled out before Emmett could tackle me. Everyone busted out into hysterics. Esme and Carlisle just had disgusted expressions on their pale faces. Emmett turned a few shades paler.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Never Give Up by ScarlettKunai reviews
It's senior year, and Kyo is getting claustrophobic, stuck in Shigure's house. But before he leaves to stay with his master for awhile, he has to say goodbye to a certain person. Rated M. I expect reviews.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,573 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Energetic Bunnies From Hell by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Written for amgglekim's Trick or Treat Halloween Contest. Bella and the others get bullied into bringing a bunch of ten year olds trick or treating. What happens when you put together a jealous Edward,a wretched ten year old boy,permanent markers.All Huma
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trick or Treat by keir reviews
HaruxYukixKyou / Threesome PWP. :3 Yuki finds out something interesting about Kyou... Written for Halloween.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Distraction by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Things heat up when Edward and Bella are on the run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rebel Without a Cause by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven In The Middle Of Hell by tragicromance reviews
Set in Twilight when Alice, Jasper and Bella are in the hotel together. Alice and Jasper keep Bella occupied... *Alice/Bella/Jasper* OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
FrozenSunlight by aw.twilight reviews
Alice&Jasper meeting, then going to the Cullens. I suck at summaries but its a good story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Real Life Twilight by amalin06 reviews
What happens when you find out your in Twilight? That what you believed was fake, was real? Mandi and Kiley find thier selves right in the middle of thier favorite book. And their on opposite teams. ADOPTED BY hannahcullen95.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
1972 by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Bella finally discovers Edward's most shameful secret.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Habit by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella has a habit that Edward can't help but worship. Bella & Edward fluffiness set after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Over In One Chapter Myspace Chatroom by evill twin of toast rox reviews
Just an extremely horrible oneshot where Edward, Bella, Emmett, and Mike are all in a myspace chatroom together....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Natural Born Eater by chupplewup reviews
Scooby gets hungry and Velma shows hims something delicious he hasn't tried before. Scooby/Velma !mature contnet!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Scooby Doo, Velma
Tub Time by PassionforTwilight reviews
Short, fluffy piece with our favorite vampires. Takes place after Breaking Dawn...spoilers possible.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enigma by Irish Froggy reviews
Edward hears the thoughts of his daughter for the very first time. EdwardxBella. Sweet oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Third Canidate by Salted Top Hat reviews
It is the 2008 presidential election, and thousands of people are tuning in to see who will be president. Liberal Obama, Vietnam Fighter John Mccain, and...ALICE CULLEN? Is it the end of the world or another hair brained scheme? FUNNY IS GURANTEED! R&R! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Alice
Waking Up by Supreme Distraction reviews
Without opening her eyes, Kurenai turned over to reach into her bedside table and pull out the kunai she kept handy for such mornings. Or, she would have, but soon found that she couldn't move at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - [Anko M., Kurenai Y.] - Complete
Tohru's Cousin by Shadow in the Morgue reviews
Yuki and Kyo go to America with Tohru to see Chi, her cousin. Little do they know, they are not alone when it comes to family curse!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006
STAR WARS GANGSTA CAMP by MegamiofMeiun reviews
BLEEP OUT NAME HATORI AND BLEEP OUT NAME SOME OTHER PERSON TOHRU GO TO STARWARS GANGSTA CAMP! Yep. The second in the Sohmas go to camp series. Pure comedy strait from my insane mind -- I'm working on an update guys. Sorry for delaying.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Tohru H., Hatori S.
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Different Kind Of Curse by madd-cow911 reviews
A group of five friends possess strange abilities that don't seem virtually possible, but then again, the Sohma family curse doesn't either...[KyoxOC HaruxOC YukixOC]I added to the 1st chapter!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S.
Sunday Mornings by cdunbar reviews
A lazy Sunday morning... Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Rico's slave by oxide555 reviews
just Rico and Miley. this is the very first story i have ever wrote. go ahead and send me comments if you like. hopefully you like it. give me suggestions for the next chapter. tell me what i can fix in this chapter please. thank you .
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Rico, Hannah M./Miley S.
Say What! by petalsarefallingxoxo reviews
Bella grows up with 11 people and no parents! Is she now a wild child? How will she and Edward meet if she's lives in Canada and has overprotective guardians? Based off Fruits Basket... “You could get married to Danny…” RxR! BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Em and Rose's rumpy pumpy car ride by EdwardsBella1918 reviews
Rosalie carries out some repairs on Bella's truck, with the help of Emmett. But Emmett has some other 'work' he would like to do, and soon Emmett and Rosalie go for a ride that they will never forget. ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens Meet the Angel of Death by Rock'n'Slash reviews
The title is explantory
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution: Smexy Style by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a new arcade in Port-Angeles. Edward and Bella play DDR, but what happens when Edward can't control himself while watching Bella dance? ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Threesomes are fun by Shadow of Apocolypse reviews
More Gay smut, this one involving Emmet, Jasper, and Edward...Yummy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Cravings by bitten-sln reviews
Just a random one shot where Jasper and Emmett put Edward in an uncomfortable position by listening to a hilarious song. DISCLAIMER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
I have a little problem by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bell's folding clothes in...what u say? So, now Edward has a little problem, that HAS to be fixed. What is it? ONE-SHOT. Hope you guys likey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Control by UsayImaDreamer reviews
Part 8 in my Breaking Dawn Quote Drabbles... Edward and Bella practice a little self control before the wedding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Return by jaley reviews
Edward leaves. After 100 years Bella returns to Forks but an old flame is back as well. Read and do the honor of reviewing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Karaoke Fun by liberal4peace reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella. He gets bored and with the help of Bella and Alice he plans a little fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reassurance by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella worries. Edward and Carlisle reassure her. Co-authored with Eskaybeki. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt. Spring.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Time to Wake Up! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Midnight Snack by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Alice/Bella oneshot. Just something I needed to get out of my system. Bella and Alice find comfort in each other's arms one lonely night. But what happens when they are discovered? M for sex. Pretty short. Enjoy. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bella Swan and the House of Misfit Vampires by MILEYlovesEMMETTandALICE reviews
Edward leaves...she ends up with seven guy vampires... the Cullens show up again.... not your typical Edward leaves story. better summary inside. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Forbidden Thoughts by bitten-sln reviews
Bella is fresh out of her change. Emmett sees her and does something naughty. XD This is a one-shot. Disclaimer on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
You got BURNED by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella gets sunburned, and guess who helps? Thats right, our Edward. But what happens when he gets to see more than he has? Will he show how much he likes it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 Minutes in Heaven Cullen Style by Seth Rosen reviews
A short one-shot game. What happens when you get dragged into an extended game of 7 Minutes in Heaven with no other than the Cullen boys, no strings attached? Who will you chose? Rated T for mild smut ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Life After Marriage by bitten-sln reviews
Just a day in the life of Bella and Edward while out shopping with Alice. LEMON. BxE forever!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cockroaches by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella sees a super nasty bug! Will Edward help or make it worse? ONE-SHOT i think theres some language, I forgot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
My Twilight Adventure by miiganholliwood reviews
this is a twilight fanfic.... story better than summery
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forest Full Of Lies by GoneDrake reviews
The newborns are about to attack and Bella, Edward, Jacob, and Seth are waiting around in the forest where they set up their tent. A girl named Avery finds them, but little do they know, she has many secrets just like them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
I kissed a girl, but had sex with her Bro by DelilahTCullen reviews
A song comes on and . .huh? Alice and Bella decide to have some fun. What does it lead to? LEMON! All vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It was Heaven, Right Smack in the Middle of Hell by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Then, Bella began her procession down the aisle. Charlie was holding her close to him, tears in his eyes. I could see Bella's mother in the audience, she had tears in her eyes too. And if I was human, there would be tears in my eyes as well. ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forks Fairy Tale Collection by Appy4la reviews
Everyone mentioned in Twilight and some from New Moon get sucked into various fairy tales. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Music Lovin' Brothers by Waffle of Doom reviews
What concert has Emmett and Jasper jumping around and squealing like pre-teen girls? Does Emmett REALLY own a Madonna cone-bra? This and many other questions answered in my slightly crazy story. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Babysitting bella by Maya Swan reviews
Bella is forced to babysit because Charlie caught Bella doing some not so great things with Edward. How will they deal with the new kid? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
A Ray of Light in the Darkness by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme had a kid that was kidnapped, and they could never find her. What will happen when their back in Forks and they meet her, but something is different about her, will they figure it out or will she die before they can...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,370 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
PostEclipse my version by EmmaBear21 reviews
Bella and Edward are leaving the Meadow and heading back home to tell Charlie about their engagement... This is my first story, and if i get reviews ill write another chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
JellO Shots by bitten-sln reviews
emmett is left to babysit bella, he is extremely bored :D just think what happens when emmett is all alone with bella and alcohol...XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The Missed Call 10 Rosalie's POV THE GRANDE FINAL by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is the last of the series...enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Very Dirty by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After a long day of Edward related activity, Bella feels up to a shower. ExB Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles 9 Edward's Cell Phone 3 by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is the second to last missed call chronicles! one more until you see what Emmett has been planning....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
A Good Idea by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
Oneshot. Funny. Emmett is assigned to babysit Bella while Edward and Alice are away. What cooky ideas will he come up with? Canon pairings. Written for Cannibal's Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Encounters by dazzledduo reviews
Bella and Edward meet at college. All human. Emmett and Bella are siblings. Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2008
The Missed Call Chronicles 8 Bella Checks msgs by CullensRuleAll reviews
This one is just one step closer to finding out what Emmett is planning....read on to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
The Missed Call Chronicles 7 Jasper's Cell Phone by CullensRuleAll reviews
We are getting closer and closer to the end. Jasper decides to investagate after relizing Emmett could have stolen something from Carlisle.....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles 6 Edward's Cell Phone2 by CullensRuleAll reviews
Emmett wants bread. can Edward save it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Eric, THE Edward by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Another part of the 'Impressing Bella' Series...... Eric has also been competing for Bella's attention....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles Rosalie's Cell Phone 1 by CullensRuleAll reviews
Alice is getting Rosalie to try on a dress and Alice kid-naps her phone. when she gets it back--she has some missed calls to check.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles Recording the Message by CullensRuleAll reviews
this was the 1st MCC i ever wrote, i wrote it in english class of 8th grade ;- . it takes place BEFORE The Missed Call Chronicles- Edward's Voicemail--but this is him actually recording it. enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Switzerland Sunshine by ronOReds reviews
Under the sun with Edward and Bella. A game for just the two of them. Outtake of 'Into The Wild.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward's Confession by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward has a confession to make that may be upsetting. It involves a Jonas brother, him, and Vegas. That's all I'm gonna say!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Edward Loves Rhonda by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
The missed call Chronicles Edward's voicemail by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is edward's voicemail message...yeah. its creepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Missed Call Chronicles Edward in Bella's Room by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is the first missed calls i wrote...and its creepy. the seires is about how bella and the other cullens leave him strange messages and such. k
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Phys Ed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While leaving her gym class, Bella comes across a great temptation. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Releasing Tension by saphira341 reviews
Emotions in the house prove to be too much for Jasper to handle by himself. Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Tyler's Tricks by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Sequel to 'Impressing Bella.' Mike wasn't the only one who had his eyes on Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Present by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward and Alice give Bella a birthday present she never expected, but enjoys. Edward/Bella/Alice. Rating for threesome sexual content and some slight kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. Complete, for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: The night before by Rosette-Cullen reviews
It's the night before Bella's change, and both Edward and Bella want to make it memorable. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Carlisle and Esme by Rosette-Cullen reviews
To Esme, Carlisle means the world. The only reason to keep living eternity. CxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Fruits Basket: The New Sohma by hhallh13 reviews
A new member of the Sohma family had Kyo acting strange and Yuki on edge. All the while Tohru Honda is excitedly awaiting the moment when she will meet the new Sohma. Rated M for language and sexual content
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
School by One-Headed Boy reviews
Everyone is bored in school. Slight hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Bases by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apologies, With A Twist by Woodland's Cloud reviews
Emmett and Bella are playing Sorry. What could go wrong? Answer: anything SEQUEL TO Snow White and One Clueless Vampire
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Why you should never insult Edward Cullen by CullensRuleAll reviews
this is a list on why you should never insult Edward Cullen...the numbers didn't show up but, why not?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
A Fruits Basket Story by Original.ThunderKat reviews
-summary inside--Rated 't' for some language and violence--apologies if I damage any personalities-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
53 Years Later by Emmetloversince1996 reviews
Edward leaves Bella gets hit by a car and is changed! What happens when Edward returns! Summary stinks but the story is gooood!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/7/2008
Little Cullens by Math hime reviews
All the cullens have been turned into 5 year olds! bella and werewolf gang have to babysit them.trouble!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Chii in Sohma house? by Chimizu reviews
A Fruits basket and Chobits crossover. What will happen when a strange girl appears in front of Kyo, Yuki and Tohru? Why do the guys not transform when she hugs them? Is she maybe one of the zodiac? Please R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Faces of the Moon by Brain Dead Tampon reviews
What happens when Bella gets attacked 8 years after Edward leaves her? Will they find each other again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
after the date by munchmin reviews
things get hot after lisa and colins first datecolin from the simpsons movie i dont own the simpsons or have anything to do with them. takes place in the future
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Quick Decisions by Ranma15177 reviews
With a wedding on the horizon Bella and Edward share a moment of stress relief. Edward gets hope for the future and Bella feels more comfortable with her decisions. PWP. This is a lemon. It is EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Proud Sex Story by Alice Cullens reviews
One Shot, 100 word dare! The weirdest place Emmett had sex. Enjoy. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
When It's Just the Boys by PuppetMaster5327 reviews
When Miley goes to a fashion show, Robbie Ray and Jackson have some guy time. Jackie Ray. Slash. Don't like, don't read.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Robbie R. S., Jackson S. - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Is Edward Really a Zombie? by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella thinks Edward is a zombie....please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bliss Filled Weekend by Violent Delights reviews
All boundaries are broken when Edward and Bella are left alone while the Cullen's are on a 4 day hunt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2007
Plain Yogurt by Ranma15177 reviews
A little romance with your breakfast never hurts, especially when breakfast doesn't hunt back. Or does it? Edward and Bella post Eclipse ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Blue's Clues Unrated by the 6ft dick reviews
One of the weirdest and most twisted blue's clues you will ever read!
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Tiffany Blue by Cullenista reviews
Tired of Emmett’s teasing, Edward dares him to play a prank on Rosalie involving diamonds. Emmett takes the dare because even though Rose will be mad, he suspects they will have a lot of fun making up. Another entry in the 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Edward vs Mike by Talvana reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Real Men by KismetHappens reviews
Edward wants to know why Bella has such an obsession with Mr. Clean. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Adventures by Scarlett Redd reviews
Bella brings Edward along to babysit.Some fluff. Changed title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2007
A Surprise For Edward by Stella Ann reviews
Bella is determined that Edward will like her surprise. But will it be too much for him to handle? Will the rest of the Cullens help her convince him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
The Phone Call by Scarlett Redd reviews
What if Bella had answered the phone when Edward called in New Moon. Would he have been able to resist talking to her? What would he say? My view on what might have happend if Jacob hadn't picked up the phone... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Fruit Disaster by itachi-fangirl reviews
What would you do if you, your sister and you best friend mysteriously appear in fruit basket's world? R&R This is my second story so no flames plzz
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Nights Away by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Chapter 1: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 6 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled. Chapter 2: Rated M scene at end of Chapter 13 in And They Thought Vampires Ruled.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by FF-Erotica reviews
WARNING! ADULT CONTENT. RATED M. 18 Bart's lusty dream.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2007
Love is Forever by reiuki2 reviews
Lemon scene for Blue Pain, please be warned, it is probaly the cheesiestworstest lemon ever, be nice...im a virgin! Rated for explicit sexual content, mild laungage, stupidity, and a sappy ending...read bp first and not just the sex scene you perverts!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Christmas in Forks by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen family and Bella begin to celabrate Christmas!Completeted!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Olive Branches by LaylaYuy reviews
Rosalie agrees to guard Bella while Edward goes hunting. A small connection between future sisters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Fruit Salad by Draguna Doragon reviews
Kano and his sister Suzu, her two friends Yoko and Takara, all find after a wierd drive, they wake up in a new wolrd? acording to the police, they dont exist! but good old Tohru takes them under her wing and home with her for help. M for sex, many pairing
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
The Sweetest Manjula by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo reviews
MargexManjula. Manjula plots a way to get back at Apu for cheating on her in The Sweetest Apu. Graphic femmeslash, not for children. R&R.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006
These Worn Hands are Good for Nothing by britishtoatea reviews
Edward has an unusual obsession with the Colonal's hands. One shot, EdRoy lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Fruits Basket My story by SukiAsagawa reviews
Fruits Basket
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/25/2006
Sakaii and Kamura's fruits basket REVOLUTIION! by cricket-whitefire-sakaii23 reviews
When Two best friends are sucked into the fruits basket world, they say they are from another demnison, right? No, you say your angles, and you know peoples darkest secrets. Yup, that will let you stay at Shigure's, no problem. Romance, Humor, randomness.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
First by Ariadne The Alchemist reviews
Brother, would you like to make love tonight? Elricest, EdwardXAlphonse, fluffy lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
One Weak Moment, a Moment of Passion by Cheesebrain reviews
Roy and Riza are in the office alone one night and things get hot, Lemons
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Beautiful Begging by TrulyWished reviews
Ed tries to manipulate Roy. EdRoy yaoi, lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Define Normal by BlessedCurse reviews
What is normal? A family on the run and our favorite zodiac don't really seem to know. Teenage hormones,Poofing bishies,and Sarcastic cynics...Oh My! Not as Mary Sue as you may think. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006
Without You by passionfornight reviews
Edward has gone hunting and Bella is left alone. With Bella being Bella we know that something is going to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,328 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I love You? by Vincent-of-Flames-25 reviews
Um this is my first and it has some lemon...I also have my own original characters in it, so if you don't like that, go away... .
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Kyo S.
Idiot's Basket by Aya Hinata reviews
Me and my friend Ami decide to write a Fruits Basket parody. Rated for extreme language and semivioence
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006
London's Desire by lilith210 reviews
Maddie and London play a game of truth or dare. This is rated M for a reason, so please if that would bother you don't read this. Contains Femmeslash.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
The IQ test by soap lover reviews
The family takes a hell of an Iq test and sex.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
Vacancy by Athena2693 reviews
Carl and Lenny are in love. Homer doesn't seem to notice. Slash.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004
Another World of Fruits Basket by Space Oddity reviews
rating for profanity and insanity... heyy that ryhmed! ^__^ please r/r my summaries suck big time.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
Springfield Elementary by CheeseDealer reviews
Millhouse can take it no longer...
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2002
Omedetou.... NOT! by khursten reviews
"Changing hues from drab to neon, these fishes (seahorses) also put a twist on parenting: Males get pregnant and give Birth" - National Geographic
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2002
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Rated T for Language reviews
Fruits Basket and Twilight will be on a dare/talk/questions/randomness show. Leave a message if you have a dare or question, if you want to be in it or just want us to do something. Why is Edward dancing to SINGLE LADIES? And why is Dracula present?
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,407 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/26/2008
Starting Over reviews
Shi and her team return from their mission only to be thrust into spying during the Chunin Exams.Shi finds a mysterious 'Genin' and decides to befriend him...then accidentally lets too much of her past slip. OOC, OC GaaraXoc Rating changed but only on some chapters, warning will be given.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro, OC
Raising a Child reviews
Anita Blake, vampire hunter, zombie animator, is an all around decent human being. She's doing well in life, even with raising her daughter. It goes through the story of her life with the addition of an eight year old daughter with an extraordinary talent. A simple life in the view of Annabelle Blake, a zombie animator following in her mother's footsteps. OC and a little OOC
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012
A Strange and New Relationship
Shi made her debut appearance in "A Strange and Backwards Relationship" and "A Strange Life" but what would have happened if instead of making it back to the Chunin Exams, she and her team are taken hostage by the Akatsuki. "One question though…will we receive matching cloaks?" ItachiXOC PeinXOC ? "Unknown"XOC In collaboration with iBuhnie's "Strange New Beginnings".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Itachi U., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein, OC
Sweet Shots
A series of one-shots that show the relationships and emotions that are often hidden. Put simply, the one-shots are cute fluff of the Juunishi and everyone else. 1. Haru and Hiro talk
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012
Fork my Life reviews
Edward and Rebecca don't believe in love, that is, until their significant others show up. Paul can't understand why this girl has so much power over him and he doesn't even know her...then he finds out the truth. P/OC Ed/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Paul
Animalistic Urges reviews
There are two 'cursed' families in Japan. They have been feuding for years, almost like a Romeo and Juliet theme except with a different twist. Things would go a little smoother is she weren't too...jealous. OOC YukiXOC MOST LIKELY TO BE REWRITTEN!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Yuki S., OC
IMing? Notes? reviews
When the Cullen's get IM, what insanity occurs? Why are they passing notes in class? Any why does Mike follow Bella around everywhere? Cannon parring.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
wtf! Ice, Ember, and Bella! reviews
Bella is a demon hunter and her goal is to kill every immortal...which doesnt include Ice and Ember. Ice: fairy. Ember: pixie. Bella: Demon hunter queen of the elements. just an idea that sorta wrote itself. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Musical Emmett reviews
This is what happens when Emmett watches Bella because the others go hunting. But something stops him from stopping her from going to the wolves. And if Edward ever found out he would be angry for sure! But what is it? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
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