Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hey my names Caroline but my friends call me Caz. I live in Australia. I absolutly love twilight but I thought breaking dawn was a let down but I still love the series. I love writing, even if I'm not that good. I have loads of friends who are more obsessed then me. I'm the devils child and i am so evil. My best friend is really pretty but she doesnt think so, she's evil as well.
ISABELLE U R PRETTY
I introduced twilight to many of my friends and now they all have an obsession with the serious.
5 reasons I like edward better than jacob:
1. Edward is a vampire
2. Edward plays piano
3. Edward has the best smile ever
4. Edward asks to kiss someone, not forces them or threatens his own life to make them.
5. Becuse he just is
Things I would say if I ever met the cullens:
Can I stay for dinner plz
Whats your favourite food
Why are you glaring at me
Have you ever tried to change an animal into a vampire
Sparkling isn't very manly but I love you anyway
If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.
Why America has some issues
1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:
1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class
2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"
3)You've got a built in Volvo radar
4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"
5) You've written a fanfiction.
6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.
7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.
8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.
9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!
10) Your friends make you a Twilight scrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.
TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN
1.You make your boyfriend die his hair bronze, and if he doesn't, you break up with him.
2.You call your boyfriend Edward even though its not his name, if he doesn't like it, you break up with him.
3.You make your boyfriend listen to Debusy everytime your in your car, if he doesn't like it, well you know the drill. :)
4.You make your boyfriend wear Vampire teeth, and if he ask's you why, you break up with him.
5.Whenever your boyfriend invites you over to watch a movie, you always put in Romeo & Juliet.
6.If your boyfriend pulls up in a car that is not a silver Volvo, u call the cops.
7.When you and your boyfriend want to take a vacation and he suggests Italy, you yell at him an then break up with him
8.When your boyfriend tells you that he has two tickets to go to Forks, Washington, you pat him on the head and give him Animal blood, but if he refuses, you take your ticket and break up with him.
9. you make him read all the Twilight books so much that he has them memorized.
10.You tell your boyfriend that he will always be 2nd in your heart because Edward Cullen is first.
11. if your boyfriend doesn't have a white mansion, you tell him he has to buy one.
12. if he has no brothers or sisters named Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, then you ask him "who are you?" and leave him.
13.you make your boyfriend listen to all the sad and happy songs that remind you of Edward and Bella and if he questions you why, you throw him out of your car.
14.you ask your boyfriend what type of drug he thinks you are, and if he says anything other then heroine, you start to cry and tell him to leave.