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My name is Ember, and I live in Deltona, FL. I like DumDum lollipops-- excluding the cherry cola flavour--, I'm extremely lucky when it comes to card games, or games that include dice.. I'm crazy about movie trivia, quotes, and/or soundtracks, the only language that I can speak fluently is English and I live to spout random facts that seem to be of little use to anyone!

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Exactly as my name suggests, I love slash pairings. What does this mean? This means that I like the thought of gorgeous men being together. :D I'll read stories with male-female pairings, but the story (or pairing) has to be damned good (or I have to know someone who begged me with puppy eyes) to get me to read it! I absolutely despise female/female stories, I'll only read it if it's in one of the previously mentioned stories, as side characters. I know, I'm wonky.

Favorites! My FAVORITES!

Okay. Books! The Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), The Chronicles of Narnia (C.S. Lewis), The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom), The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Talisman (Stephen King), The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Stephen King), Mother Earth, Father Sky (Sue Harrison), Out (Natsuo Kirino).

MOVIES! This list is waaaay too long. I love The Boondock Saints, To Wong Foo (,) Thanks For Everything (,) Julie Newmar, Dirty Dancing, National Security, Wild Wild West, A Night At The Roxbury, School of Rock, Ever After, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, THE GOONIES, Superstar, Jumanji, Kill Bill vol 1, Kill Bill vol 2, White Chicks, Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Home Alone, The Pest, Clerks ii, Brokeback Mountain, Deck The Halls, Charlie's Angels, oh, and.. TENACIOUS D: IN THE PICK OF DESTINY~ These movies were listed in no particular order.

T.V. SHOWS! Okay, lemme explain this.. I don't have cable. So! Short list here. Supernatural & Friday Night Smackdown!

MUSIC! MUSIC! MUSIC! Okay. First up! The Backstreet Boys (stop laughing), Peroxwhy?gen, N'SYNC (don't look at me like that!), Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas, Santana, Shakira, Rammstein, Apocalyptica, Akon, Eminem, Sean Paul, Shaggy, AJ McLean (solo), JC Chasez (Solo), Justin Timberlake, Nelly, Destiny's Child, TLC (respect for left-eye), All American Rejects, Black Eyed Peas, Puddle of Mudd, The Pussycat Dolls, P!nk, Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis Presley, Ludo, Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Bad Company, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Daughtry, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Reba McEntire, Rascal Flatts.. Much more, and that wasn't in order, either!

Call me a loser, but.. Here is a (small) list of some of my favorite people from the WWE.

Jeff Hardy : Many reasons. One, being that he's amazing at wrestling.. Though most of his Swanton Bombs miss. Two, because he's just as funny and entertaining as his brother.. Three, because he's one of my favorite musicians, which automatically puts him at the top!

Matt Hardy : He's a good wrestler, he's funny and he keeps us entertained, and a Hardy storyline is always interesting.

Triple H : He's good at what he does, and his story-line isn't boring.

Shawn Michaels : I don't even KNOW why.. Sure as hell wasn't the theme song he recorded.. Those lyrics just ain't for me.

Batista : I've liked him since I first started watching Smackdown! in 2005/2006, he's amazing.

Rey Mysterio : He's a great wrestler, simply put.

Edge : I hate his character-line, but Adam Copeland is freakin' FUNNY.. and he reminds me of the guy from Puddle of Mudd.

John Morrison : Like with other wrestlers, I hate him so much, I like him. He's hysterical.

MVP : I have no clue why, he's funny and my dad doesn't like him.

THE Brian Kendrick : I hate him so much, I like him. He makes me laugh, every time he enters (or runs out of) a ring.

GIRLS (no explanations here)

Michelle McCool



Some of my most disliked people fromthe WWE arrrreeee~

Jesse & Festus! : I don't really mind Jesse, but, FESTUS. What the hell? (Can y'all tell I'm trying not to use the EFF-word?) I just don't like Festus. Don't get me wrong, he's good at the job, and he's effective, but.. It just doesn't sell with me.

The Miz : He's not that bad at wrestling, and I'm sure he's not as dumb as he looks, but that doesn't mean I have to like him!

The Big Show : He's annoying! His plotline is totally boring to me.

The Undertaker : I have NEVER liked the Undertaker. Except that time we were putting a Batista vs Undertaker tribute vid to random songs, and right at "loosen up my buttons, babe", the Undertaker started unbuttoning his coat! He looked at the camera, and it looked like he was looking at us, saying: "I KNOW what you're doing!"

Chavo Guerrero : I think we're supposed to hate him.. And usually I can like things I'm supposed to hate. But, I REALLY dislike him!

The Great Khali : The only time I liked seeing him in the ring, was when he had Batista in the Pincer from behind, and Batista kicked backwards like a donkey and hit Khali in the balls. Ahh.. Good television.

Vladimir Kozlov : His character is just boring to me. (LOL @ not beating 12:13)

Vickie : We ALLLL know the Vickie I'm talking about. The Vickie we all wish would get hit by a bus? Went around in a wheel-chair for MONTHS after she would be cleared to walk, Vickie.. Married Edge, Vickie? Yeah. That one.

A lot more that I can't think of at the moment!

OKAY! I know Wrestling took over the page, but.. I don't quite care at the moment.. Because most people have already stopped reading by now, anyway!

I'm Ember, I'm from Deltona, Florida.. I love to play Scrabble, and I'm done writing up my profile!

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A Sinful Fantasy by NeroAnne reviews
His baby brother and best friend are going out. He feels left out, so he makes a proposition with his best friend. Matt/Jeff/Adam. High School ficcy!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,204 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy - Complete
Double the Trouble by LilAngelz101 reviews
this is just a new story i created about the pairing of Shawn/Jeff/John, it's a slash so if you don't like slashes don't read it lol
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,924 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete