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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1693825, Profile Updated: 11-22-12
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Twilight, and Big Bang Theory.

Well, everyone needs a nemisis, dont they? What on earth would they do with their free time?

Contrary to popular opinion:

I am not the ghost of a fisherman who fell into the sea screaming the name of his long lost one armed love.

I am not the moon incarnate into human form searching for the best cherry pie recipe.

I am not a hyper intelligent sparrow who is currently pecking this out on the keys of a laptop made of twigs.

I am not the leader of a secret yet highly successful cult dedicated to the worshipping of plants.

I am not God.

I really hope this clears up the confusion.

And I am completely honoured to say that minimog16uk took it upon herself to use her amazing talents to draw scenes from both Jolt and Infinity.

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The Meaning of Life is by Thrice Seven Once Eleven reviews
Slash. Aziraphale is good at his job. He realizes something, and reacts badly. Crowley has something to hide. It's quite possible that the two somethings are related.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,265 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Of Balls and Bad Guesswork by Linxcat reviews
Working out someone's identity at a masked ball: it was all a very simple matter of finding the evidence, dusting for finger prints and then calling the suspect on it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sam Vimes - Complete
This Man by MegElemental reviews
Drabble or short one-shot for each new episode. A new Doctor, new companion, old problems. Rated T for later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
A Running Story by She Who Shines reviews
A series of one-shots centered on Rincewind and his darn bad luck. Many thanks to duchess-susan for the title.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Rincewind
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Providential Dismissal Quandary by htbthomas reviews
Sheldon's to blame. Penny's furious. The guys are helpless. What's a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt "pinkslip" from the LJ Paradox community's Fiction Friday. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Inspiration by Indigo Tantarian reviews
What inspired Ponder to search for solutions beyond traditional magic, or Rincewind to open the Octavo? Probably nothing like this, but between the Trousers of Time and quantum, you can't be sure.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ponder Stibbons, Rincewind - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
The Ballad of Harley Quinn COMPLETE by Lexwing reviews
Going crazy might be the shortest trip I've even taken. *From Harley's POV*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,092 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Perils Of Smoking Out Back by Gogol reviews
It wasn't even as if Vimes liked cigarettes. But, well, you had to respect the timing. And after all, nicotine was nicotine. Right? *This fanfiction sponsored by Pantweed's Slim Panatellas -tm-*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Blind Date by Rosethorn reviews
Death of Discworld meets Death of Sandman under somewhat unusual circumstances.
Crossover - Sandman & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
OH Fortuna! by Ausir reviews
Rincewind has never thought of himself as a lucky man, and even at UU he usually finds himself in some kind of trouble, often running away from it. Yet a freak accident will change all that as Luck is now, literaly, by Rinceinds side...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2008
The Amazing Race by Octarine Nova reviews
One-shot: Rincewind's amazing running abilities are employed to help the Ankh-Morpork City Watch solve a crime. Constructive flames only please-give your reason why you don't like it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Death and I go way back by SaxophoneAddict reviews
A passage supposed to appear in the first part of Color of Magic, when Rincewind's leading Twoflower around AnkhMorpork.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
WULL HAI THAR by Twist reviews
Short fic, no plot, makes little to no sense. You know you want it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
A Little Thievery by Breeze of Summoners reviews
Rincewind and Twoflower are stuck in the Great Nef in the middle of their early adventures. Between Death and their suspicious guide, things look just as insane as they always are for the two...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
The Dance Macabre by Crowfeeder reviews
In Uberwald it is well known that on a certain night of the year Death will take up his violin for the ‘dans macabre’ when the dead leave their graves and dance through the streets.In fact, it really helps if he can play the violin…
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Hogswatch Eve by Wally In Aeternum reviews
In which Rincewind gives some valuable shopping advice to his nemesis and Death does a runner.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Teddybears and Autographs by Lakritzwolf reviews
A little piece of sillyness featuring Rincewind, Terry Prattchet, Stephen Briggs and lots of discworldfans. Picture yourself among them. Enjoy...and please Review!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
lovely weather we’re having, isn’t it? by lily22 reviews
The age-old starter of non-conversation suddenly becomes a large part of Vetinari’s life, as do talking boxes and brightly painted bits of metal that go vroom. [complete]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sparks by afrai reviews
Pepper's all grown up now. SLASH, WarPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
Such is Life by Rhi reviews
A depressed Rincewind tells a story - a love story. About himself...oh yeah, and a woman. Features a cameo by Death.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2002
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Around Eleven O'Clockish reviews
Anna is a human stuck in the Cullen household, and all is not well. With an Edward very firmly locked in the closet, a semi-retarded Emmett and a nymphomaniac Jasper... things can get awkward. Thank god Jacob is sane...ish. CRACKITY CRACK CRACK CRACK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009
A Song For Sheldon Cooper reviews
Imagine wandering up to his door, knocking and then when he answers...whipping out a ukelele!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sheldon C.
Infinity reviews
Rincewind and Byrony have been thrown together again! Well, the gods always did like a laugh. Now, they must combine fantastical myth and political reality in a mission to save the Disc from a megalomaniac intent on ruling all! With Enraged Mother Bears!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009
Jolt reviews
Magical flares? Serial killers? Ankh-Morpork needs a hero! Unfortunately, all it's got is a certain Wizzard and a mysterious young lady with a taste for trouble... Longer then it looks-I hate chapters!
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete