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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1694036, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 5 stories for Pigman series, Fairy Tales, Song of the Lioness, Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron Tennyson, and Emma.

My name is like Tamora Pierce's Rosto- the King of Thieves, the Rogue? Then, like Bill for President. Only Rosto. Rosto4Rogue.

Also, I'm terrible at writing. Someday, I'll delete my bad entries and replace them with better written ones, but that all depends on if my writing style improves. Despite these creative flaws, I edit quite well and am good at reading critically.

My summaries tend to be better than my stories. On the other hand, there are a lot of good authors who write terrible summaries. If we united, we could be unstoppable! Just saying.

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Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6529 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Shades of Grey by SandmanCircus reviews
SoulMaka - OneShot Collection. Chapter 28 - Angst Prompts: 4 prompts requested on tumblr.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Thomas' Day Out by iliketrainz reviews
Poop Poop! Today's the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can't wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children. Must be read in Ringo Starr's voice.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Thomas, Gordon - Complete
All Because of Her by Charmsheartz reviews
Gabriella had everything. A perfect life, family, friends, and boyfriend. But what happens if that perfect life came crashing down all because of her cousin, Jenny? TxG
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
The Stomp by LePipi reviews
After the angels and demons came out to the public, Dean was forced to attend a year in high school. Demon!Dean Angel!Cas Highschool!AU Wing!kink Firsttime!Virgins ...that's a lot of exclamation points
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Shigure's Very Secret Diaries by Pick 'n' mix reviews
Shigure/Tohru. Crack. Bridget Jones has nothing on Shigure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Shigure S.
26 Memories for my Soul by Clover-tan reviews
Short, sweet SoulxMaka oneshots ranging from chapters A-Z. The oneshots range from their first encouters to love confessions and intimate moments. Contains a few M-rated 'smutty' chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Love Is Special by Blinded by the Love reviews
He loved her. He wasnt sure if she loved him back. He wanted to say those three little words to her. He couldnt. SoulXMaka, Soul's POV
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
My Sharpie Marker by off limit reviews
Bella and Edward are good friends even though they're always after the other's neck. Then one day Bella masturbates with her purple sharpie marker and the cover ends up getting stuck in… you know. So after numerous attempts Bella has no choice but to ask
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Syncronicity by booknoodles reviews
I wish this didn't need a summary. Gah. Sorry. I tried. Soul resonance! Blah.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sherlock Holmes is a Great Man by Samuel MacIntyre reviews
... And someday he might even be a good one. Sherlock has a secret that he can't even tell John. Established John/Sherlock relationship. M for future chapters and warning for FtM!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Soul Amity by ubyrai reviews
Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine, and for once; just once, understand. A one-shot and drabble collection. SoMa. TWT. COMPLETED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
An Awkward Encounter by theweirdworder reviews
Kitten is lonely and she wants her ma. Ma said not to see her when she was with him but surely it can't be THAT bad. Kitten ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for. Written for the TPE challenge.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Soul Dissonance by LAWchan89 reviews
"...No." "W-what?" Down on one knee, holding open the small velvet box, Soul Eater felt like the most uncool-no, the absolute lamest person on the planet.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Upside to Betting by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Do you...want to go out for some coffee?" / / Maka wages she could ask any boy out without being rejected due to her lack of sex appeal. The outcome is surprisingly in her favor.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
100 Souls, 100 Moments by Absolutely Unsure reviews
100 different themes, 100 different chances, 100 different memories that show what life as techs and weapons are really all about...twisted, romantic, crack events and all - Mainly SoulxMaka, side BSxTsu and other characters/pairings sprinkled in
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 105,967 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Breathing Underwater by Kitty Ryan reviews
Daine and Numair take a moment to relax on the coast. Title courtesy of the lovely Rockstar With A Vendetta
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010
Wealth of Experience by Carbon Bond reviews
Well. If only Daine knew... A new D/N series set six months before "Realms of the Gods", focusing entirely on Numair's delightful sexual frustration. Do enjoy.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010
Bliss by Shhasow reviews
Numair finally has his magelet. Third in the Emotions series.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Child's Play by alitablake reviews
Ren and Kyoko's love is so obvious a child, like Maria, can see it. After nursing a broken heart, Maria decides to support them by trying to get them together in her own special way. Fluff and Lemon.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Lon Lon Milk by jooblahoobla reviews
A lemon oneshot of Link x Malon. ; My first lemon, hope you guys, you know, enjoyy. Please review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
I want you to want me by fumaza reviews
Beka made a mistake on watch, she went to a bathehouse to warm up and fell asleep. When she woke up, she was somewhere else. B/R. had to change rating because I updated it. Caution, it gets detailed, very detailed.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka - Complete
The Morning After by sylvanius reviews
After a drunken night together Numair and Daine try to deal with the aftermath. Not as angsty as it sounds... Rated T for now, slight possibility of rating change.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Magelet and Mage: Messes Made in Courting by WaterBird22 reviews
Numair has finally confessed his love to Daine, thanks to Mira. Now he must court her in his own way, and work up the courage for the eventual question. Will she marry him?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Daine, Numair/Arram
As I Fall by sylvanius reviews
Post-Rotg AU where Numair never confessed his feelings to Daine. Months have gone by and Numair has become increasingly frustrated and angry with those around him and it's getting hard to handle anything, he doesn't know how much more he can take.one-shot
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Charcoal by sylvanius reviews
A simple day of house cleaning turns into way more than Numair bargained for when Daine starts getting a little too close to the truth. D/N. Post-RotG AU where Daine and Numair are not together yet. One-shot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Moonlight by sylvanius reviews
A moment Between Daine and Numair after RotG. It's set in an AU where they never got together in the last book and Numair is having trouble hiding his feelings. One-shot.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Life Drawing with Ranma and Akane by obsidians reviews
Akane is having trouble with doing male nudes and needs a live subject
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Nothing Important Happened Today by sylvanius reviews
A series of events between Daine and Numair. Mostly awkward, who doesn't love those? More D/N undertoned than pure D/N. Light, fluffy fun.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,172 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Masks and Low Cut Dresses by i heart romance reviews
A Masquerade ball is being held for the anniversary of Jon's coronation. With masks hiding their identies, will Numair and Daine do something they'll regret? This is a story my friend dared me to write- for some reason I agreed...
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Ranma's Dreams by Ikioi Tiernay reviews
What's bugging Ranma's Dreams at night? Read and find out! oh and Review too...**New Chapter up**
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Ranma, Akane
Unspoken by Cygnet Shearwater reviews
A collection of scenes featuring the unspoken thoughts of Daine/Numair during RotG. Lots of foreshadowing and nearly-fluff, as well as a bit of hopeless agnst! Seventh chapter added. R/R apreciated!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,229 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Older Men by Hidden Fairy reviews
“Because,” she began, eyes catching Numair’s again and smiling slightly before turning back to the group. “I prefer older men.” A little humour and fluff for D&N lovers! Plz R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Now that war is done by Hidden Fairy reviews
War has finished, Numair and Daine never fell in love, only their friendship was brought closer. This fic is all about the hardships after war, the struggles to keep feelings hidden and the overwhelming power of love... read to find more. RR
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,556 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Tortall
Verity by muhnemma reviews
A series of oneshots set during and after RotG from Numair's perspective. NumairxDaine.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,112 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Tortall
LIFE STEALER by xXSmileyFanXx reviews
In a Regular town, there can be new people...new friends.. Sharpay evans is one of the "old" girls.... She loves to party... but people soon forgot she existed... There was a new girl, Gabriella Montez. Or as people pointed out "The Sweet Angel"TROYPAY
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008
10 things our fav knights wouldn't say, period by Lady Knight Keladry reviews
the real title is '10 things our favorite knights wouldn't be caught dead saying' NO LONGER JUST KNIGHTS! there are chapters full of other characters.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Tortall, Circle of Magic - Complete
It's Not Gay It's Masturbation by Thundergryphon reviews
SasuNaru Sasuke catches Naurto doing a little experimenting with one of his clones, and decides to get in on the action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Religion faceoff by ananasfreak47 reviews
Catholic Missionaries meet our favorite Tortallan characters. Set after Lady Knight, some minor slash, KD, and lots of fun! Please do not read if you are easily offended about religion. If you have critical comments that's great, but please no flames.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007
Show Me More by Madeleine Shepard reviews
This oneshot takes place right after the end of RoTG, a very sweet look at how Daine and Numair come together after the immediacy of war wears off.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by Khepri reviews
Take one cliched plot, throw in a few characters that can't stand each other, add some random sexual tension and, presto! instant badfic! Now, throw in a dash of humor, pinch of sarcasm and some irony, and presto! this mockery.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,408 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004
MAELSTROM by Sonnet Lacewing reviews
After the barrier fell, Tortall was inundated with a maelstrom of immortal mischief. Ozorne schemes, battles rage, and Daine & Numair struggle to deal with unvoiced feelings. Sequels Enemies. DaineNumair COMPLETE 2006 CIRCLE OF HEROES BEST ACTION WINNER
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,912 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Spirits Cry by Wild Magelet reviews
Daine Numair. Warning: fluff ahead! :) A new kingdom has been discovered, but it's the new wild mage who's really creating a stir! Daine's worried, Numair's jealous, and trouble is brewing...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,135 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
The Very Secret Diary of Jonathan of Conte by Of Crows and Horses reviews
In response to Dancing Dove VSD challenge. Contains slash--Short, v. attractive, redhead. Says name is Alan of Trebond. Will call him Sexy.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2004
The Very Secret Diary of Numair Salmalin by a thousand winds reviews
During Emperor Mage, Numair has to struggle with avoiding Ozorne, flirting with Lindhall and NOT drooling over his student. Honest. But there is one consolation...Varice is nowhere near as pretty as he is. Slash and DaineNumair.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Veralidaine Sarrasri by Tailyn reviews
Written in answer to the Dancing Dove's VSD Challenge: A 'Bridget Jones'-esque diary of Daine's travels in Realm of the Gods. "Turns out Ma has not been dead but on extended vacation all along. Claims she must have just forgotten to tell me. How rude!"
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2004
Silly Songs from Tortall by Guardian Demon reviews
And now for Silly Songs from Tortall, the part of the show where random Tortallans come out and sing a silly song. (Ch. 2: The Baby Dragonet Song)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
The Girl's Guide To Being A Tamora Pierce Heroine by Shadowlight reviews
Or, The Rules. All you ever need to know if you wake up in Tortall one fine morning and have to defeat an arch-nemesis, find a boyfriend, ride a horse etc. NB I still haven't read Squire 'coz the bookshops 'round here don't have it (much to my disgust) so
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/2/2001
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Elton reviews
Mr. Elton, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable vicarage and charming disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived many years in the world with very little to keep him from enjoying every pleasure of the flesh. Summary 10 times better than fic. Sorry for misleading.
Emma - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
The Lady Speaks To Me at Night reviews
A triolet about the ghost of the Lady of Shalott.
Alfred Tennyson, 1st Baron Tennyson - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012
The Books That Pierce Wrote reviews
A brief summary of the Tortall canon in "The House That Jack Built" format.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
The World of Fairy Tale
How Revenge, Good, and Evil come together in an alternate universe to make the world of mythology and fairytales, and a brief history of that universe's interactions with our own.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Norton Kelly reviews
Norton Kelly's diary throughout the Pigman. Warning: allusion to bestiality.
Pigman series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
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