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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1694072, Profile Updated: 01-11-17
Author has written 3 stories for Glee.

Re-entering the fanfiction world for the first time in 3 yrs, please be patient.

Will no longer be writing Glee, moving on to other projects... Well, that's the plan anyway. We'll see how long that lasts.

I accept requests, as long as they're somewhat realistic.

I don't live in the fanfiction world. I have a very real life outside of here.

My goodness, it's just a story. No need to be overly emotional and dramatic about the "profound" effect a little fanfic has on your life.

Don't take life too seriously. It's no fun that way.

Still trying to guess my gender after all these years? Keep guessing... you have two options.


Requested stories I have written are:

"Perfection"

"Laryngitis"

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Mama, Where's My Penis? by IceQueenRia reviews
He asked the question calmly all things considered, but when two men addressed him as 'Rachel', Noah Puckerman freaked out. As for Rachel, her distress was mostly over losing her singing voice. But where does Kurt fit in to all this? Eventual PucKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Rachel B. - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Skinny by Carbon65 reviews
Tina's sick. Everyone can see it. What happens when she and Artie are the only two who actually know whats wrong? How will Tina respond when a well intentioned by ill-informed New Directions intervened?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,558 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
World Famous Sugar Cookies by Cassprincess reviews
We know Puck and crazyass Berry. But in 2003 they were just Noah and Berry-pants. Cookie addict and cookie dealer. Best friends. This is how it all changed. And this is maybe how it'll all come back together. Flashbacks mixed with Season 1. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,441 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
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Laryngitis reviews
If Rachel hadn't squealed on them, none of this would have happened. Puckurt. WARNING: Suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,277 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Perfection reviews
Puck has a crush on Kurt. And everyone BUT Kurt seems to know about it. What happens when one Rachel Berry finds out? Set during "Theatricality." Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kings & Queens reviews
Kurt is a virgin, and wants to keep it that way. The sober Noah understood that completely. WARNING: Slash & Rape. As always, Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete