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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1694072, Profile Updated: 09-05-13
Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

Any side notes about my personal life in my writer's notes on a story are probably just a mild variation of the truth. I apologize in advance for any future flops.

I take requested stories, but I ask for your patience. I'm a busy person. We all have normal lives that span outside the realm of writing and you must understand my personal life comes first. I've had several people request stories that go unfinished or simply never started. I'd love to hear your ideas, because as a writer I'm always looking for inspiration. It's refreshing to hear people say something to the effect of 'Only you could do this storyline justice.'

I don't write Harry Potter, so please don't ask. I will take on very few requests that are anything other than Glee. However, I do have unpublished Batman & Spiderman stories. Perhaps one day I will share them.

The weirder your story request the better. I tend to get bored with simply 'Write a story about so-and-so dating blah blah blah.' This does NOT mean I want you to send me requests about 'So-and-so had an alien baby and then the MIB were chasing them & zombies showed up just as so-and-so and blah blah blah escaped into a Disney universe.' It has to be believable, folks.

If I sound rude and stuffy, it's just my writing style. I have an older soul than most people my age.

Obsessions for the month of September: Injustice: Gods Among Us, Cook-Out milkshakes, Crayola crayons, Nicki Minaj & Guy Code.

Trying to guess my gender? Keep guessing. There are two options... Lol

Requested stories I have written are:



My favorite quote comes from a Drake song: "We live in a generation of not being in love."

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Mama, Where's My Penis? by IceQueenRia reviews
He asked the question calmly all things considered, but when two men addressed him as 'Rachel', Noah Puckerman freaked out. As for Rachel, her distress was mostly over losing her singing voice. But where does Kurt fit in to all this? Eventual PucKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Rachel B. - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Skinny by Carbon65 reviews
Tina's sick. Everyone can see it. What happens when she and Artie are the only two who actually know whats wrong? How will Tina respond when a well intentioned by ill-informed New Directions intervened?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,558 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
World Famous Sugar Cookies by Cassprincess reviews
We know Puck and crazyass Berry. But in 2003 they were just Noah and Berry-pants. Cookie addict and cookie dealer. Best friends. This is how it all changed. And this is maybe how it'll all come back together. Flashbacks mixed with Season 1. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,441 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
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Hello, Hello reviews
If someone you loved killed themselves, would you go to Hell & back to save them? TRIGGER! Self harm, eating disorders, teen prostitution, character death, & suicide. All pre-season 3 characters involved at some point. Story starts off in a mental hospital so don't expect instant 'adventure.' Blaine appears in chpt 3!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Laryngitis reviews
If Rachel hadn't squealed on them, none of this would have happened. Puckurt. WARNING: Suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,277 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Perfection reviews
Puck has a crush on Kurt. And everyone BUT Kurt seems to know about it. What happens when one Rachel Berry finds out? Set during "Theatricality." Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Two Pink Lines reviews
He never meant to get her pregnant. But somehow Kurt became the father of her baby, even though he's capital 'G' gay. Some Kurt/Puck near the end. Glee is property of Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kings & Queens reviews
Kurt is a virgin, and wants to keep it that way. The sober Noah understood that completely. WARNING: Slash & Rape. As always, Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete