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Hi for those board out of mind web surfers who are reading a profile with no stories attach congratulations! you have qualified to receive a big metal for procrastination. Don't worry I'll give it to you eventually...


Only 3 Novels Exist

A curious thing known as fanfiction

The point of which outsiders fail to see

To read often rather poor diction

An writing in turn for others like me

Yet we type in this ritual of procrastination

All homework forgot

And we wonder why we in this fine nation

We can not write for not

It is a curious fate to find find such a site

2/3 pain yet 3/3 bliss

To know in the millions of our literature might

That only 3 decent novel exist

- By Valid User Name

At the Edge of the Night

Amidst the flaring skyscraper lights

Near the laughter burning tongues bright

Close to the flicker of thoughtlessness and mortal delights

This arrogance at their pretty flares comes steadily the cold

Its wind harsher than a whistle

Its breath putrid mold

A slimy thing forming in a thousand shapes

Hideous apathy, and human nature our its roots

A deathly thing conceived in sin

And the dredged fear still out of sights

Hidden for now in at the edge of the night

O how convinced we hold ourselves

How we slouch at ease open upon our thrones

Over confident of our power as the world groans

Sleeping as the boat breaks

Everything will be well

We shall only know the truth when earth meets hell

- By Valid User Name

I was Serious about the Homework Thing - A Poem for Mother's Day

There is many a job difficult in this world

Soldier, President, garbage man, lawyer to name a few

Yet I haven’t seen a more strenuous one than the task that occupies you

A pile of laundry rises higher than any mound of paperwork could stack

And a chauffeur has no means to complain for you out drive him there and back

A professional speaker must stare abashed as your voice carries over for dinner

And as far as school teachers go not one can reconcile so well than with a child sinner

In short motherhood is a difficult thing in which appreciation is always in sacristy and lack

But one day of the year, why isn’t it more? We celebrate their resourcefulness and tack

We hail all mothers and we praise you on this time where rest you can afford

Now please Mommy dearest can you find my homework I left it somewhere between here, my closet and that paper hoard.

- By Valid User Name

Ok about me!

I am in fact a human (Sorry Twilight fans)

I can read!

I can Type

I do have access to a computer. (bet you would have never guess that)

my age is between 1 month and 1 millennium (between you and me its closer to 1 month)

I live somewhere in the Milky Way

Thats all you really need to know. So get out of here and enjoy the website I assure you this will remain the same for at least 3 minutes.

Since I don't have any stories the chances are you got to this web page through my sisters account but on the case that you randomly typed http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1694077/ Check out my little sis's page Lighting Rain

So that's it if you are still there I advise you to listen (read, whatever) to the paragraph two spaces up.

To the one individual who voted "I hope your happy, this webpage has cause me to throw up on my brand new laptop!" I will of course graciously supply you with a new one after giving me your

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Heart of Courage by Blizzaga Saga reviews
Saria/Link. The dead are rising in Hyrule Field as they did long ago when the King of Evil ruled. The Hylians have barricaded themselves in the overcrowded Castle Town, and a boy's quest to save his friend becomes a quest to save his kingdom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Link, Saria]
Incommunicado by PixieGirl13 reviews
Sequel to Powerless: Full Summary Inside: Another horrible summer is in Danny's future as he's forced to stay at Vlad Master's mansion for two weeks. Things seem to get worse when Vlad takes Danny all the way to Ecuador this time to visit an uncle, but
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,446 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Pawn by Annu123 reviews
A KotOR-based story, getting increasingly AU as it goes. What if Revan's mindwipe did not work out as planned? - A certain soldier finds himself in the core of a galaxy-spanning war. But, slowly the shell encasing Darth Revan starts to crack...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Revan, Bastila S.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,957 - Follows: 6,111 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,605 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P.
Displacement in the Old Republic 2 by CPunchMaster reviews
The Jedi are all but defeated, and the Republic is on the verge of collapse. It's been five long years since I helped stop Malak and the Sith, and I've somehow been drawn into saving the galaxy yet again. Self-Insert. Sequel to Displacement in the Old Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,411 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - G0-T0, Exile/Meetra Surik
Knights of the Old Republic: Redemption by Sillimaure reviews
The story of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, told primarily from the viewpoint of a certain Republic soldier and sometime smuggler.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,179 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Revan, Bastila S.
Displacement in the Old Republic by CPunchMaster reviews
I don't know how, or why, I've been brought into the KotOR Universe. I've been forced into helping Revan, who doesn't know who he is, stop Malak and the Sith. Unlike the crew of the Ebon Hawk, I know what is going to happen. Self-insert. Revan/ Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 253,333 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Mission V., Revan - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Tyrant by Minstrel Knight reviews
AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
He was my king by Ketch117 reviews
Book 4. After many grueling months of preparation, the Varden are at last beginning their invasion the Empire. But the work of a century is not so easily overturned, and they soon find that the world is not the simple place they once believed it to be...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Portal: Companioned by AdamF reviews
Glados is back with an all new subject and all new toys. But this time the subject won't be alone - and doesn't plan on being Glados' guinea pig without a fight.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,749 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dreams of Moonlight by BlackBird'292 reviews
The war continues to rage. What is right? What is wrong? The line between the two grows ever the thinner as the battles rise and fall. In the midst of the carnage, Eragon finds that there are more sides to a man than he thought there ever was. Fourth Book
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
One Missed Strike, Part I by Davin Sunrider reviews
(ANH AU) In an alternate universe, the duel at Mustafar ended differently, and the galaxy took a divergent path as a result: Darth Vader is the Emperor, the Death Star does not exist, and Luke Skywalker knows exactly where he came from.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,458 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S., Mara Jade, Thrawn - Complete
His Fist by Arvidius reviews
Link, The Hero of Time, perishes twenty years ago and Ganondorf attains all pieces of the Triforce-- finally conquering the Kingdom of Hyrule. Can the Hero's reincarnation do what his predecessor failed to do? Read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Link, Zelda
Hero's Origin by Davin Sunrider reviews
Long before the Hero of Twilight's birth, his family set in motion events that would affect his destiny. When Link's father and uncle go searching for their family mines, they find instead puzzling mysteries and a terrible secret. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete