Author has written 14 stories for Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, Peter Pan, Ironman, Doctor Who, and Dresden Files.
Hello! My extremely fake name is Elesariin, and my extremely fake occupation is professional princess/ninja/dealer of ultimate doom. I'm 24 years old, and attended a school that you've probably never heard of, where the Spartans and Athenians do battle. Now that the Persian threat has been pushed back, they are left with corrupted ideals and suspicious natures. CURSE YOU, ATHENS! DOES YOUR GREED KNOW NO BOUNDS? ...Sometimes characters sit in my brainplace and whisper things at me until I write things. I'm not crazy, though. Nope. Not. I am an extremely serious person who enjoys pointless nitpicking and causing small children and particularly delicate adults to dissolve into tears.
So go ahead; read my stories.They won't kill you in the most singularly bloody way that they can think of. ... Well, Deadpool might. ...He doesn't know any better!
Come back with your shield, or on it.