Elesariin
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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1694385, Profile Updated: 12-27-13
Author has written 14 stories for Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, Peter Pan, Ironman, Doctor Who, and Dresden Files.

Hello! My extremely fake name is Elesariin, and my extremely fake occupation is professional princess/ninja/dealer of ultimate doom. I'm 24 years old, and attended a school that you've probably never heard of, where the Spartans and Athenians do battle. Now that the Persian threat has been pushed back, they are left with corrupted ideals and suspicious natures. CURSE YOU, ATHENS! DOES YOUR GREED KNOW NO BOUNDS? ...Sometimes characters sit in my brainplace and whisper things at me until I write things. I'm not crazy, though. Nope. Not. I am an extremely serious person who enjoys pointless nitpicking and causing small children and particularly delicate adults to dissolve into tears.

So go ahead; read my stories.They won't kill you in the most singularly bloody way that they can think of. ... Well, Deadpool might. ...He doesn't know any better!

Come back with your shield, or on it.

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Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Shawarma for Loki by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
At the end of The Avengers, they all went to get shawarma. Where was Loki? Well... Caution, spoilers. Now includes Loki's return to Asgard and some other random stuff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki
The Reason To Be Jolly by Frosty Autumn reviews
Late at night on Christmas Eve, Jean's first year in Gotham, while walking home from work she is confronted by a group of thugs. Despite not putting much stock in the stories of Batman before, she is forced to reconsider when the Caped Crusader himself comes to her rescue. But when he gets hurt in the process, it soon becomes a Christmas that Jean will never forget.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Bruce W., OC - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Kill the Cliche by M. George reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
Deep Into That Darkness Peering by KNO3 reviews
Three of Batman's enemies have teamed up to take out the Bat once and for all. However, when their plan involves using Bruce Wayne as bait, nothing goes as expected. My first fanfic. No slash, no pairings. Now w/o typos.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,336 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bruce W., Mad Hatter - Complete
Like A Fairytale by Winter Sapphire reviews
He was the Doctor, she was Amy Pond, and that's all there was to it. A collection of Amy/Eleven drabbles and ficlets.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Save the Best for Last by AlyJay reviews
A teenage girl finds herself in a deadly game of cat and mouse with the infamous Joker to roughen up her senior year. To make matters worse, she inadvertently drags family friend Bruce Wayne into her mess.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,648 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
A Cat Named Wesker by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker
Perchance to Dream by ProfessorSpork reviews
'We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.' A study of the Eleventh Doctor, mid-series five; all the men he was before, and the friends he traveled with. / He dreams of them, and they haunt him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Halloween Again by MoonSpider95 reviews
The Zombie Spider-Man remembers Halloween's past - his past - when All Hallow's Eve comes yet again in a lifeless, post-apocolyptic world.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
The Desert Drowning by words without reviews
Ezio returns to Florence. "You will find a way to make this real."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Ezio A., Altaïr
Paths Not On The Map by skywalker05 reviews
Hello Malik, I hope your time in Damascus finds you well. I would have written sooner had the master not kept me to my studies. I'm sure you're having as much fun shuffling papers as I am learning to kill. Altair, Malik, Kadar, and bad dreams.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
Itself by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Following a message on the psychic paper, the Doctor and Amy arrive on a planet both completely alien and worringly familiar, where prophecies about the Doctor's past and future may yet come to pass...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,482 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Custody by Rena Redhead reviews
Loopholes, deception, disappearances. Puzzle pieces that need to be put together. A villain watches from the corner of his only eye the Boy Wonder. But Robin has another problem, too. It's an evergrowing fight with the Dark Knight. A father son story.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 265,398 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Alis Aquilae by agryu reviews
/AC, AC2/ Men foolishly believe that the Pieces of Eden are theirs to control, thinking themselves as predators over their prey. However, to attain its own survival, the clever mouse will turn eagle against eagle.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,621 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
A Healin' Touch by Mira-Jade reviews
"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Accord by Lifespassion reviews
Modern world-present day. Leeyah is a young writer with an invenative imagination and a deep desire not to grow up. adventure, fantacy, fighting, betrayal secrets. Is Peter really the hero she has always looked up to?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook
Wrath by Cy Fur reviews
Donna Noble is angry, and she wishes she knew why. Vague spoilers for the end of Series 4. Part of the 7 Deadly Sins.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
Progress by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Regeneration is a strange process, looking from the inside out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Mad, Impossible Amy Pond by TaylorTheWeird reviews
"Amy Pond... Mad, impossible Amy Pond. I don't know why – I have no idea – but quite possibly, the single most important thing in the history of the universe is that I get you sorted out right now." Takes place immediately after "Flesh and Stone"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Handicap by Shadowed Gold reviews
Rose feels that the Doctor needs a chess handicap. The Doctor thinks he should have given up two games ago. A tipsy Time Lord is always trouble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
No Crystal Ball, He Knows The Ending Anyway by Jasper winked reviews
So he won't kiss her, not even for a second, not even when they're lying down, spread out before the world, and he thinks he might just run out of breath talking to her. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/16/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Superman: The Ultimate Marvel by Classic Cowboy reviews
SupermanUlt Marvel comics. They can be a great people, Kal El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, I have sent them you... my only son.
Crossover - Superman & Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006
KissAGram by Hallow Eve reviews
I go to parties and I kiss people. With outfits. It's a laugh." Amy/Ten. Amy/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 10th Doctor - Complete
Wait by ProfessorSpork reviews
A chance encounter. // 'He squeezes her hand a bit and she tries not to jump--she’d rather forgotten he’d been holding it.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Take out the Raggedy by Flaignhan reviews
The pale blue shirt, the brown pinstriped trousers, the brown and blue tie and the beaten up Converse...he wasn't as raggedy as her Doctor had been when she'd first met him, but take the Raggedy out of Raggedy Doctor and you're just left with Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 10th Doctor - Complete
Mr Grumpy Face by Flaignhan reviews
As IF she'd just hung a pair of stilettos off of the handle of his monitor. His control panel wasn't a wardrobe, it wasn't a shoe rack. Amy never did anything half as rude as putting her shoes all over his lovely Tardis. Spoilers for 5x04
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
This Pendent Heart by LunaSphere reviews
When the story ends, almost everyone in Goldcrown Town forgets that their lives had once been turned upside down by a story, that there had ever been a girl named Duck at all. When Duck herself begins to forget, Fakir writes a story that costs him dearly.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,109 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Married To My Work by i'm a quitter reviews
His life is the subject of her work. Her life revolves around her work. HIS life revolves around her. It's a vicious circle. Let the madness commence! Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,351 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
If Our Time Stops by Sirpil reviews
He Lied. She Forgot. Just like his river stopped flowing their love had faded away – unable to withstand the passage of time. But did it really? One shot.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Adhan by sakuyavalentine reviews
One-shot. Altair. Al Mualim.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Altaïr, Al Mualim - Complete
Raptor's Bane by agryu reviews
/AC/ As a new group of warriors in Acre threaten the very existence of his Brotherhood, the eagle of Masyaf must take flight once again.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,696 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
But Who Would Bell The Cat? by Roach Patrol reviews
You have to watch out for the white ones," the man says to her. "Pretty little things, but they're all mad, you know. They'll break your heart."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Martha J., The Master
No One Here But Us Dormice by Roach Patrol reviews
In the aftermath of the latest piece of the Time War, the tenth Doctor finds a moment to attend his own personal mad tea party... or is it his own wake? Regardless: the Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Doctors, set during the last part of the End Of Time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Worth by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Maybe he couldn't tell her, the Doctor realized. Maybe he would never be able to tell her, would never find the right words, would never find the right chance. But maybe, just maybe, he could show her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
New Perspective by jarec reviews
The Joker is in a rut. Harley makes a suggestion. All of Gotham is left baffled.A bit of silliness from a frazzled author.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Impulse by Spooky-Girl reviews
Charm, quick thinking, luck, whatever you called it, he was good at what he did. But even the best sometimes got caught... Tag to Vital Signs.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Neal C. - Complete
The Length of God's Patience by xahra99 reviews
It's the right of all Assassins to die fighting-or, failing that, falling from a great height. Malik struggles with the loss of his arm and his new position as Head of the Jerusalem Assassin's Bureau. In progress. Spoilers.NOW COMPLETE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Shocker, Rhino
Briars by callalili reviews
The thief-girl and the assassin, and matters of the heart.// Ezio/Rosa
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Sideways by FestiveJester reviews
Billy and Penny have dinner together, and she unwittingly helps him make a difficult decision. Missing scene for Act 2. Slight Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Dealing with What’s Her Name’s Death by Sarah1281 reviews
After Penny's tragic death, Captain Hammer attempts therapy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
When Harry Met Tony by FoolofaTook17 reviews
Okay, so, I dunno if any of you guys have ever driven while at gunpoint, but it’s not an experience I’d recommend.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,041 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Haunted by PiffPoffSplash reviews
A case goes wrong. Watson has to learn how to say goodbye.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Psyched by Setrus reviews
What went through Victor Zsasz's head as he confronted batman? How could he, with all the advantages, so easily be defeated by the caped crusader?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Batman/B. Wayne, V. Zsasz
The Concept Of Nothingness by shadow243ali reviews
The word 'nothing' held no meaning to the man named Sherlock Holmes. So what exactly was he trying to hide?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Dangers of Reading Out Loud by Earth Star reviews
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Battler makes the mistake of comparing himself to Alice in Wonderland.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
Error In Judgement by shadow243ali reviews
“Watson.” Sherlock Holmes tilted his head as he looked down at the dog, “I believe I may have inadvertently killed our dog.”
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Metropolis Kid reviews
How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/24/2009
What Is and What Should Never Be by Dagas Isa reviews
This is the exact situation that Akiyama had hoped to prevent.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Compass Lost by Zetjintsu reviews
Completed one-shot short story. A mother and daughter try to reconnect with each other during an important rite of passage. Azula is a dangerous person to get close to though. Critique and reviews appreciated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
Dominoes by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
The Doctor is thrown into an automated prison with four humans, each from a different time period but all from Earth. Something connects them, and as they get closer to the answers, it becomes clear that someone in control has an interest in the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
foregone conclusion by Phoenix Satori reviews
The inherently male part of him demands to know what in the hell is taking him so goddamn long. ::Akiyama/Nao::
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Akiyama S., K. Nao - Complete
Hopeless Moves by Dagas Isa reviews
When it happens, they're both about three quarters of the way drunk. One-sided Fukunaga x Akiyama. Implied Akiyama x Nao.
Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Fukunaga Y., Akiyama S. - Complete
You Still Have All Of Me by Hallow Eve reviews
Rose never hears him say the words she most wants to hear. But that doesn't mean he never says them. Rose/Nine. Rose/Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Professional Disguise by Dagas Isa reviews
The various and sundry thoughts of an LGT dealer. Stream of consciousness style.
Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Both Worlds as Our Companion by xahra99 reviews
Post game fic. Altair and Malik's hunt for the remaining Eden fragments looks set to take them to some strange places, but none stranger than the Great Pyramid at Giza. And they're not the only ones searching....
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Sing Us A Song, You're The Stilt Man! by Chris Myers reviews
Proof that the power of lip synced music, sung in crowded bars, can bring everyone together...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Shocker - Complete
A Winner is you! entry: Deadpool by Aelsthla-Mental reviews
The wise cracking, mentally and physically scarred Deadpool has joined a tournament for fighters everywhere! Will he win it? Maybe, will he make us laugh? Unless the writer is horrible, Definitely!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008
Rorschach's Journal by Jacqueline King reviews
Journal entries of the infamous vigilante before the events that take place in 1985. Not in chronilogical order. Told in his traditional WATCHMEN style. Please read and review. T for language and/or violence.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Reckless Youth by Spawn Guy reviews
It's all good fun until someone looses an eye. Well, a mask lens.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Through The Valley by Spawn Guy reviews
Hah,' he thought. 'What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web.'
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Favour of Heaven by xahra99 reviews
Postgame fic. The Brotherhood has a new leader...and it's not Altair. Disaffected, Altair decides to leave Masyaf and search for the remaining Eden fragments. However, he's got one more job to complete before he leaves, and a rather unwilling companion..
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Volume 1 Issue 8 By Any Other Name by Serial Spider reviews
Peter prepares for his first showdown in the ring. And Adrian Toomes prepares for a showdown of his own.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 191 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Batman Revealed by vballmania23 reviews
What would have happened if Bruce turned himself in at the press conference? Each chapter is from a different POV and explores how the story would have changed - or stayed the same - had Bruce spoken up before Dent could confess.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Resident Evil 4: The Novelization by L. Loire reviews
Just as the title implies, this is a novelization based on the game released for the GameCube, PS2 and now Wii. CHAPTER 23 IS POSTED! Please read and review. Much appreciated!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,955 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Leon S. K., Ada W.
SpiderMan Unlimited by King gunman reviews
Bitten by a gentically altered spider Peter Parker gains amazing power but heroics are far from his mind. However, when his actions cause a tragedy, he learns an invaluble lesson: With great power comes great responsibilty!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,150 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007
Just Two by arethusa85 reviews
Written from the prompt "Jackie accidentally gives the Doctor aspirin" for the onetrueshipfest on LiveJournal. Rose/Ten Pairing during Season Two.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Come Here Often? by KimberlyJane reviews
A beautiful stranger from the U.S. enters Middle Earth. With hair and eye color that changes with the seasons and a smorgasbord of special powers, the only thing we can say is Add to Favorites!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Chaos Rising by A Spot of Bother reviews
Pre-Dark Knight. When she's called in to interview a scarred clown on Halloween, Joanna Mason has no idea what she's getting into. /Joker-centric. Possible spoilers./
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Wicked by Peacockgirl reviews
Giselle was starting to think she was the villain in this story, and she didn't like it at all." Just why does Giselle take the hag's apple? Her reflection on her time in New York.
Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Poker Face by thunderings reviews
V couldn't pinpoint the exact moment he realized that he loved Evie. Of course, love has no common place for a man whom parades around as a masked vigilante...
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by Pied Flycatcher reviews
The line between fiction and reality is blurred when the Doctor and Donna land in Hogwarts. But as they are about to discover, the imagination can be both a wonderful and terrifying thing. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Remus L. - Complete
Shadow's End by justcallmefaye reviews
Because the only burden heavier than being the Hero is being the Princess. A much darker, perhaps more realistic interpretation of the ending of "Ocarina". ZeldaLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Doctor by Rude and not Ginger reviews
The Doctor through the Master's eyes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Guys and the Grudge Match by Silver Miracles reviews
We all know what the girls were doing under Roulette's mind control...but what were their guys up to? Based on the episode "Grudge Match". A one-shot filled with Batman's annoyance, Wally's witticisms, and...The Question singing pop?
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Iunctio by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the main storyline. Shenko, multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,185 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Planar Flight by Jinxed-Wood reviews
It's 1913, and The Farringham School for Boys is haunted by ghosts. Martha suspects foul play, especially when another Doctor arrives on the scene - featuring Martha, Eight, and 'John Smith'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 8th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
Vacation by AmazinglyMe reviews
I don't think you are fully appreciating the gravity of this situation Ms. Potts," Tony says. "With you gone, who will match up my socks?" Pepper tries to take a vacation and fails miserably. Light Tony/Pepper. Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Needle and Thread by Jade Eclipse reviews
...To sew their mouths shut. Post-Midnight.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Session by La Flamingo reviews
First off, he’s never done this before, and it’s really uncomfortable and he’d really appreciate it if you could turn off the recorder. Implied T/P; slight movieverse spoilers
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Entrance Fee by Jade Eclipse reviews
The Doctor notices a certain trend, and institutes a rule to preempt it. Set after The Unicorn and the Wasp.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
My Converse Match Your Tunic by Scratch O'Brien reviews
Okay, Peter Pan is real. I hate it when my mother's right.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Peter Pan
Cryogenics by Jade Eclipse reviews
The most benevolent creatures in the universe try to fix what's broken in the Doctor. Unfortunately, that's quite a lot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Cross and the Sword by xahra99 reviews
A Templar sergeant recently arrived in the Holy Land learns about the Assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
That's Not Funny by The BatThing reviews
Dick Grayson's first encounter with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker - Complete
Not A Clue by KatKat1993 reviews
Daine/Numair Oneshot. Set when Daine and Numair are travelling through the Divine Realms. Daine is experiencing bad dreams, and Numair comes very close to telling her that he loves her. Fluff.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Ultimate SpiderMan Run Like Hell by JibbaJabba reviews
With great power comes great responsibility, but Spider-Man can't be everywhere at once. He's about to learn just how much responsibility he's prepared to take on when he's suddenly thrust into something a whole lot darker than he's ever dealt with befor
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Hope Always by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
A quick glimpse into the heart and mind of Altaïr after the end of the game. As Altaïr wonders what will become of the Assassin's Creed, Malik helps him see that there is always hope. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Body Language by piratestripes reviews
Cassandra is burning up in this new body. Despite not letting her into his thoughts, she knows exactly what's going on. Spoilers for New Earth. DoctorRose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Temporary Insanity by hotsauce6548 reviews
MJ's out, Pete's alone, and he's bored out of his mind. Add in the tights, a routine thievery, and you've got... temporary insanity! One shot, Ultimate Universe
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by Sketty24 reviews
After the events on New Earth, Rose is still recovering from being posessed by Cassandra and the Doctor is struggling to come to terms with the revelation it brought. It might not have been her mind, but it was her lips.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Leading Man by sarcastic rabbit reviews
Jon thinks he's a movie star. No, not really. It’s turning out to be another one of those days where it’s really, really good to be him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Very Good Luck in This Sort of Situation by pyrebi reviews
The Doctor, Rose, and Jack find themselves at the tender mercies of yet another species Jack has managed to offend. Get captured, make brilliant escape, celebrate. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Nothing in Moderation by Lavender Gaia reviews
It's Christmas on the Watchtower and Batman is not happy about it. BMWW
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
All Fair in by Dogsthorne reviews
[Set after Evey's departure] V finds Evey and a series of choices have to be made. Being a personified idea gets complicated when emotion gets in the way, it seems. [VEvey] [movieverse]
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006
Sam and Jack in a Nutshell by Mars Yggdrasil reviews
Janet and Daniel's comedic take on Sam and Jack's realtionship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Atomic Time by Constance Eilonwy reviews
Bruce is only thinking of the good of the team. Really.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2005
Down Came the Rain by LAXgirl reviews
Spidey is shot down in a botched rescue attempt and to make matters worse, there are threats to attack the city with a deadly biological weapon. How will he save the city and dodge the hit out on his head when he's unable to fight back? COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,533 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Intersection reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Awakening reviews
When Legolas ventures a little too far into the heart of the Mirkwood, he suddenly finds him self in an excellent position to judge exactly how dark the forest has become. Follows movie cannon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Duty Calls reviews
War with the Red Court aside, Carlos Ramirez feels like he's doing pretty well. Even with the war included in his calculations things have been worse, but after a few encounters that just don't add up, he's starting to worry that he's missing something...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - C. Ramirez
The Problem reviews
Right after escaping the clutches of the weeping angels, the Doctor and Amy have a rather awkward conversation regarding his attitude toward her romantic advances. Implied 10/Rose. Takes place right before Vampires of Venice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Que sera, sera reviews
Right after Planet of the Dead, the Doctor pops back to England in an attempt to reconnect. Without meaning to, he runs into somebody a bit... ahead of schedule.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Madhouse reviews
The Doctor and Donna find themselves in a rather impossible situation. Eventual crossover with Dollhouse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Magnetism reviews
In which Rose picks a fight and the Doctor is very confused. Set between New Earth and Tooth and Claw.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Chair reviews
The Master wants the Doctor to sit down. He's asking politely. ... This can NOT be good. Missing scene for "End of Time." One-sided Master/10th, implied 10th/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Thoughts at Midnight reviews
I can't move. I can't even fall over backwards to get away from her, can't draw in enough air, can't—And she's still looking at me with those eyes, and it suddenly occurs to me that those eyes are LAUGHING. At me. --Set during Midnight--
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/29/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Support and Opposition reviews
Tony and his lovely assistant are driven back home after slogging through the hours upon hours of meetings and debriefings that resulted from Tony revealing himself as Iron Man at the press conference. For some reason, Pepper seems more angry than tired.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Collapse reviews
What happens when lines are blurred? Abstraction sounds better than chaos, confusion sounds better than madness, and no one wants to hear the truth when it sounds like the word collapse. Crossover.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
In the Jungle reviews
Girls are, without exception, more trouble then they're worth; unfortunately, they also happen to be inexplicably fascinating. New chapter up!
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Peter Pan
Perceptions reviews
An angry Aragon confronts Legolas after the Council of Elrond.“Why, exactly, did you feel the need to antagonize the eldest son of the Steward of Gondor?” Follows movie cannon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
SpiderMan: The Greek Tragedy reviews
Complete with Greek chorus. When I heard that they're coming out with a Spidey musical, I was inspired, and this is the result. Based on the first movie... very... very loosely. As idiocy is sort of the point, I don't mind flames.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete