Whizzothecrunchyfrog
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Joined 02-13-02, id: 169450
Author has written 5 stories for Shakespeare in Love, Harry Potter, Brothers Grim, American Gods, and Doctor Who.

Information about myself: I'm a college student, some-time journalist and shameless anglophile.

a short note about the stories: Fanfiction generally takes me FOREVER to write (I use it as a sort of Writer's Block exercise), so I'm sorry if I don't update very often.

Of course, I always welcome reviews (positive, constructive and otherwise) for any of my stories, new or old. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them. That's about it from me.

More contact stuff that you probably didn't want to know, but here it is anyway:

AIM screen name: AnkleAvenger88

MSN screen name: ladypython@hotmail.com

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Lawd of Them Hills by Princess Faz and Make it Stop reviews
What if Faramir and Boromir had been hillbillies?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Faramir, Boromir
InBetween by shadow-kazul reviews
Set during the 26th episode during the time Mugen and Jin are unconcious. Fuu takes care of her boys and notes their differences. MugenFuuJin three way pairing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Island of the Skull by Lindemacil reviews
The Kong incident has left Carl Denham broke and troubled with lawsuits. With the backing of an American tycoon, he organizes a new expedition with a new crew, but nothing is quite as it seems. On Hiatus!
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006
The Price of Vengeance by Shandethe Sanders reviews
Fifteen years ago, the McKinnons were murdered by Death Eaters. Now the only survivor wants revenge...on Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,901 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/19/2001 - Severus S.
Portraits of an Old Man by Foxglove Chant reviews
Who is the Very Old Man with Enormous Wings? Herein lie two possible answers. Warning for spiritual content.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
The Madcap Adventures of Nigel Pivington Jones by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003
A Troubled Soul by spork of doom reviews
A young girl goes to Bag End to work as a maid. Will this curious lass help Frodo heal? Post Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,506 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Recruited To Where the World Is Quiet by Spectra16 reviews
3rd chappie is up! There's a fire in the Veritable French Diner. Will Lemony make it? G and H manage to loose M and L. Ramona is concerned for Lemony. Is the world still quiet?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
Welcome to Middle Earth, Mr Bond by Enjoying Insanity reviews
Normal person gets dropped in Middle Earth, right? WRONG. This time, James Bond, The Man With Many Girlfriends, 007, Secret Agent, has been launched into the world of Tolkien. What type of sick chaos will I have ensue?Not for faint of heart or Bond lovers
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
The Botch of the Rings by Gilraen reviews
a Crossover between Monty Python and LOTR, which has evolved into a tale of our own humble insanity. WARNING: do not consume food or drink whilst reading this script - it may result in serius computer malfunction. *complete!*
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,553 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
Minority Report - The Remix by Snowling reviews
My spin on Minority Report and some of the audience's views. Don't be insulted if you're a die-hard fan of the book/movie, because I did enjoy the movie and I think that it's great but ...!! There just wasn't enough Colin in it!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Black Secret by Awahili reviews
Lily hid a secret from everyone...except her twin brother. Animagus, Quidditch, rivalries, and discoveries all included in this answer to Severitus' challenge FINALE UP! THANKS TO ALL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,831 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The girl by CartoonJessie reviews
Metatron gets a little job from God... Told from his point of view! Humor/Drama. My first try at a Dogma fanfic. Yes! Sixth Chapter!! R/R.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002
Battling Addiction by mulberry reviews
A thinly-disguised biography, that many people here may be able to relate to....
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
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In the Gamblefroozer's Tentacles reviews
Based on a comment from The Christmas Invasion, when The Doctor mentioned having met Arthur Dent. This is one idea of what happened...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Johnny Theremin and the Men Without Tents reviews
A Johnny Theremin story! Anyone familiar with the Theremin following knows the guidelines, so read on. Those who don't know, don't worry, you'll get it soon enough! You don't need to know anything about Johnny, or even about Neil Gaiman, to enjoy this, so
American Gods - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005
The Barmaid's tale reviews
A Year after the events of the Brothers Grimm. Jake and Will are staying at Gretchen Mills' inn while investigating a haunting in town. What effect will these events have our heroine? Chapter seven up!
Brothers Grim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
In the Beginning reviews
Julia Harris is a first year at Hogwarts, and meets the people who will later change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
Ellen Tallow reviews
One account of the people and events from Shakespeare in Love. Pretty much finished at last!
Shakespeare in Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002
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