Leif the Lucky
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Joined 09-16-08, id: 1694635, Profile Updated: 02-24-11
Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Fire Emblem, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, V.B Rose/V[ベルベット]・B[ブルー]・ローズ, and Bleach.

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A Means For an End: This is going to probably be the second one to get going again. I have an amazing beta for this and we are working hard to get it ready to go. It's going to be great! I have a ton of ideas and I'm super excited!

How Much to Import a Shinobi: And we have started at it again! Whoot Whoot!

The Fourth Task: I have this story completely outlined and I know what I need to write but unfortunately the words aren't coming. I'm doing everything I can to get the umph to write this and I pray that it will be soon.

Eyes To See: This story is the later on the agenda to work on. I'm trying to outline where I'm going with this story, but I have got a few ideas.

Withered Flowers: I know what I want to do with story but it has been but later on the list for me to work on, sorry, but once I get these others going I should be able to get right back into writing it.

A Whirlwind of Silence: Unfortunately I have no idea where to go with this one. I don't know how to get their coupledom to play out and I don't know how to end it. Ideas are welcome.

I've got a couple more stories I'm writing that I haven't published that I will have out here soon for you all to enjoy!


I'm trying to find Itachi/Sakura fics for my community, if you would like to recommend your own or somebody else's please PM me.


Now it's time for random boring facts about Leif:

Fav Color(s): Red, purple, orange

Fav Anime(s): Bleach, Naruto, Trinity Blood, Nabari no Ou

Fav Manga(s): Beast Master, Bleach, Skip Beat, Eyeshield 21, Trinity Blood, Noblesse, and Deadman Wonderland

~I've completed two full length novels and two more almost finished. Nothing published... yet.

Hobbys: video games, reading manga, watching anime, reading fanfiction,

Fav Video Games: All Zelda games! Fire Emblem!!

Age: I'm not old enough to drink, if that's what you want to know.


When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. That is what I always do. Maybe that's why I'm single...


I am a bad American
Yes, I'm a bad American.
But I am only American--with no prefixes.
I am the liberal-progressives worst nightmare.
I am an American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some liberal governmental functionary, be he a Democrat or a Republican.
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his God when and where he wants to.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I believe that if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is AMERICA.
If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any socialist country that will have you.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child; it takes two parents, one of each sex.
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers say.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA.
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
We want our country back!


You Know You're Addicted to Bleach When...

You've dyed your hair orange

You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto... Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"

Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.

You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"

You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out

You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.

You've named your stuffed animal Kon

You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.

You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body

You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories... And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you

You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest... And then glued a broken chain to it

You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.

You wear an eye patch while you take a test to give your opponent an "advantage".

You burst in to class saying: "The spirits are always with you!"

You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai

You're doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch

You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration

You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.

Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.

You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.

You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.

You wear a black cloak and some sandals and white socks

After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk

You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.

You open up a Bleach web site... And call it your life's work.

You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"

You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".

You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals

Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain insert your name here to you."

You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"

Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows

You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach

You rush around in the morning after you've woken up, asking where your Kenseikan are.

You draw tear marks near your eyes, and call yourself Grimmjow Jeagerjacques

You wear glasses just to look like Szayel Apporo Grantz

You paint lines around your lips so you're permanently smiling then go around talking in a nasally voice.

You randomly start singing the theme songs and pretend you're Ichigo.

You try to add to this list.


~Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

~Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?

~Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

~If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

~Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

~Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

~Confusion is a term for the stupid.

~I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

~I ran with scissors and lived! We should put that on a t-shirt.

~I run with scissors... it makes me feel dangerous.

~I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

~Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

~Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

~It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

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Hanging by a Moment by Unwritten.25 reviews
HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Naruto U.
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Rope To The Ivory Tower by Measured reviews
A hero comes across a misanthropic prince locked in a tower. Of course, what follows involves very illogical plans involving hair ropes, birdmen, and just maybe, a happy ending. Fairy tale crack with Ike/Rapunzel!Soren, Tibarn/Reyson and Janaff/Ulki.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Ike, Soren - Complete
The Long Sit by Enisy reviews
She's been everybody else's girl. - Ishihime, won 1st place in Debbie's Bleachness birthday contest -
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
User's Guide And Maintenance of Ulquiorra Schiffer by UnagiKeki reviews
The care and keeping of everyone's favorite angsty arrancar! *Sorry for the delay!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
My Important Man by leavesfallingup reviews
Takarada Lory's plan is working. Kyoko is being exposed to a side of Tsuruga Ren that she never imagined, and she's fascinated. Will fascination become infatuation? And could infatuation become love? Warning: read 157 first, or this will spoil it.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,205 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Akachan by LilyandIvy reviews
When Reino gives Kyoko her White Day gift, he gives her the key to perfect revenge against Shotaro. But Reino doesn't realize just what he's unleashed, and suddenly finds himself cornered with Kyouko's 'shield' leading the attack.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,636 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kyoko M., Reino
Grave Robber by catacataca reviews
The tragedy sadder than being dead is being trapped in a dead man's legacy. UmehitoHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Hidden From the World by Cami.B reviews
The recently orphaned five year old Tohru ran away from her unhappy home and lived at a park alone. She had given up on life, but fate spares her when she met a powerful Sohma who took her in.Choosen by God himself, Tohru's life changes forever.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,600 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tohru H., Akito S.
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5564 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Monster's Love by vixon l reviews
Akito now suffers alone in his manor, a monster that all fear and hate. All is horribly routine in his life, until little miss sunshine, Tohru, comes along to ruin it. She is innocent and loving, all that he is not. Can a beauty love a beast?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,289 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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Thirty Three Days of Forever reviews
The doctor left and Itachi continued to watch the pale sakura blossoms float down from the trees in courtyard. "I really wanted to see the snow." How would you spend the last thirty three days of your life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
How Much to Import a Shinobi? reviews
Dumbledore needed help so he went straight to the top... of the Hokage's tower. There he hires four skilled ninja to come to his school and guard it, under the alias of being teachers and participants of a mysterious Wizard tournament...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008
55 Themes on the Rebirth of Ulquiorra Schiffer reviews
They continuously worked the clay in a most meticulous manner. "Soon..."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Withered Flowers reviews
The blonde boy I had cared for and watched grow up looked up at me with tears streaming down his cheeks. "Itachi-sama, just like you always took care of me and saved me, this one time, I wanted to be the one doing the saving. Thank you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Fourth Task reviews
Whispered secrets brushed my ivory skin and the stares dug into me like daggers. Why was I here? I owed this man no favors. But I was still standing next to him, swearing undying loyalty for the rest of eternity. At that moment I realized I hated him.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Eyes to See reviews
Guilt ate away at Itachi and he had lost the will to live. Sorrow tormented Sakura and she refused to die though she was fatally injured. Can Sakura teach Itachi to have a passion for life though her own is ending? Can Itachi teach Sakura to let go?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Whirlwind of Silence reviews
Protective, selfless, and kind. Those were all attributes in Takashi Morinozuka. He never wanted anything for himself. Until she came into his life. Fujioka Haruhi, a whirlwind of unidentifiable emotions, sent his life spiraling into unknown waters...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.
A Means for an End reviews
He was always looking for approval, for love, for acceptance. Always doing his best to please the father that thought he was an abomination. But still he pressed on, not knowing that he was merely “A Means for an End.”
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Soren
Extremities reviews
Nagare would do anything to get his girl.
V.B Rose/V[ベルベット]・B[ブルー]・ローズ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Why, Itachi? reviews
“Foolish little brother. I did it for you. I did it to protect you, so you wouldn't become the puppet I had.” One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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