Haisha.Hime
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Joined 09-16-08, id: 1694981, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
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Hi there! Haisha.Hime here. I love anime to no end, though I really can't take them seriously anymore after the many crack!fics I've read on Fanfiction.net. But still, the characters are amazing, and that's all I need for now.

My list of favorite animes in no particular order:

Naruto / Naruto Shippuuden

Yu-Gi-Oh / Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

Pokémon!

Beyblade

InuYasha

Romeo x Juliet

Full Metal Alchemist/Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

D.N. Angel

Rosario+Vampire / Rosario+Vampire Capu2

Vampire Knight / Vampire Knight Guilty

Black Cat

Pandora Hearts

Tears to Tiara

...And more that seemed to have escaped my mind.

"The two things that are infinite are the universe and the human stupidity." - Albert Einstein

"The best way to lure people in to reading your FF is to put a hot make-out session as your summary." - Me :D

(When asked about Kaiba/Jounouchi pairing) "If it makes them happy and it's in the content of a loving relationship, there's nothing wrong with it." - Dan Green.

(When asked about Yugi/Atem pairing) "It's like a father/son relationship...But it's obviously more fun to joke that they're gay." - Dan Green.

Inuyasha: Uhh, Sesshoumaru ... I know we have our differences, but, uh, I need to ask you something.

Sesshoumaru: Go ahead little brother.

Inuyasha: Um, you know -- when you take a girl out.

Sesshoumaru: As a matter of fact I do.

Inuyasha: You know when things go really well...?

Sesshoumaru: This is your first time, isn't it?

Inuyasha: It's not that -- I just wanna -- I just want to know how much to tip the waiter!

A baby chicken walks up to its mom, the hen.

Baby chicken: Am I a human?

Hen: No, you’re a chicken.

Baby chicken: Did I come from a human?

Hen: No, you came from an egg.

Baby chicken: Do eggs come from humans?

Hen: No, eggs get laid.

Baby chicken: Do humans get laid?

Hen: Some do, but others are chickens.

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Heart of Explosions by Lepori reviews
For a long time, Deidara had only cared about himself. But when a new female member is forced to join the Akatsuki and be his new partner, a strange feeling begins to spark inside of him. T plus for suggestive themes & Hidan's colorful language. DeiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,416 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara
Sesshoumaru, sit! by BAFling reviews
A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,928 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Twist by Little Kuriboh reviews
Short fic in which Bakura and the Pharaoh face off for the last time after Yugi has been lost to the Shadow Realm
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura - Complete
Frostbitten Heart by The Last Kunoichi reviews
Don't be absurd, Tenten," I told my friend. "He's just a mean, arrogant fatalist with a frostbitten heart, and that's all he'll ever be!" That's what I thought at the time. Oh, how wrong I was. NejixOC P.S.:I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Neji H.
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
L'Oréal, Because Sasuke's Worth It reviews
A series of one-shots crack!fic with the crack!tastic pairing of Sasuke/His Hair. HS-setting; may include any of the following: OOC-ness, breaking the fourth wall, hints at yaoi pairing and best of all, CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.