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I adore snarky banter, pop culture references, smart, geeky Edward and criminal Edward.

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 7,032 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,019 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13453 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19306 - Favs: 8,483 - Follows: 6,614 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12261 - Favs: 7,545 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14887 - Favs: 9,300 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5471 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,424 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune's Fool by Laurelin the Pale reviews
Two years later, Mick finally finds Josef hiding out in Alaska, but there isn't time for a pleasant reunion. Beth is missing and Josef is the only one who can find her. Josef/Beth, Mick/Beth/Josef. Sequel to "Some Women Like That".
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Some Women Like That by Laurelin the Pale reviews
Since Mick won't even discuss it, Beth seeks Josef's advice on the intimate details of vampire/human relationships and ends up with more than she bargained for. Beth/Josef and later Mick/Beth/Josef.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,989 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
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