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Name: Technalonik.

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,910 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,482 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The adventures of a Kitsune by DWM reviews
When Naruto was ten years old, something happened. Since then he had something to hide, and he's not very happy about it. AU Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,664 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Honey's Hero by DreamerzLove reviews
more than likely just a one shot Honey's Bunny is torn, a savior comes and helps the bunny.. but who is he and why is his eyes on the twins?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kagome H.
Neketo Uzumaki by Jecht Stream reviews
Fem-Naruto story! On hold for rewrite! Read Neketo Uzumaki: Hidden Element Kunochi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The New Hall Monitors by PepsiLover919 reviews
Everything that she knows is suddenly ripped apart when Sakura learns the truth behind Sasuke's disappearance from their lives. Now in order to save him, she must first deal with her past. Can Sakura befriend the Akatsuki without severing bonds with her friends? Deep secrets are outted and as paths begin to cross again, someone will not be returning home safely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Slight Dilemma by Spastic Freak reviews
Inuyasha Death Note Crossover. Kagome learns of Kira and his power. She has a feeling a shinigami she met in the past is somehow connected. Kagome x L pairing.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,350 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kagome H., L
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
The People We've Become by Zephyras reviews
At first, no one could've guessed the consequences of Uzumaki Naruto's disappearance. However, seven years later, Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are rogue ninja, Team Seven assembles once more, and they all have secrets. Naruto/Sasuke, Sakura/Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,015 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Team Seven
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun 'n Games At Ouran by ShadowFoxMoon reviews
HOST CLUB X INU For strange reasons Kagome gets sent to Ouran Academy. While there she meets some odd characters who slowly teach her what it feels like to be alive, and without even realizing it her cold heart starts to melt. Mori/Kag
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 219,109 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kagome H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Extra Credit by Nicole The Dragon Rider reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are juniors in high school. They find out that they're failing Health. Their teacher Tsunade bets a bet with them in order for them to pass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Tsunade S., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Roadkill by xXSaberXx reviews
A genetically spliced human-dog Courier from Vault 63 tries her best not to die. M for swearin' and sexin' and drinkin'.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
I spy with my bionic eye by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto gets crippled when he is very young. A puppeteer from Suna helps him with his condition. Story is much, much better than the summary. Pairing: NaruxHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,613 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.
My Wish by kakashixangela reviews
She ran away from her past. With some occuring changes in her life, how will things end up? And will there be a blossoming love? Inu/Ouran crossover Kagome/ ?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Kagome H.
Naruto: Way of the Orphan by zenith020388 reviews
Orphan. Outcast. Demon. Three names for one person. The Kyuubi's manifestation is surprising in it's form, but no less powerful... FemNaru Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,398 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Best Friend by KinKitsune01 reviews
I never, EVER want to become like all those girls who fall head-over-heels for him if he even sighs! I will definitely NOT fall in love with my best friend. EVER... Highschool AU, FemNaru. KibaNaruSasu, plus a few others. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,208 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Kiba I., Naruko U.
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Because I am a Girl by IcePrincess-O-O reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the loud, hyper, and number one trouble maker ninja in Konoha. But what if there's another secret about him that no one knew? What if...he was Uzumaki Naruko, a girl. NarukoSasuke NarukoNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Something to Look Forward To by Klaus Triton reviews
After her rescue, Ruto decided to give Link something extra. LEMON. Underage, don't like don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Link, Ruto - Complete
The Sweet Science by RosieB reviews
Sesshoumaru, a disgraced fighter, meets Kagome in an underground fighting ring. But who is betting on whom? AU serial for the Dokuga LJ comm's weekly contests.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Sand Absorbs the Blood and Tears by FoxAnime reviews
GaaraNaru guys. I'm kinda sick of SasuNaru. Romance and danger spin themselves out in the sand country, and Naruto is at the center of it all. Battles over friendship, love, and power happen almost every day. The sand absorbs it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,552 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Innocence by ContraryMaryBee reviews
An incident when she was young causes Uzumaki Narue's mind to revert to an even younger frame of thought. How will her home-town deal with a 5 year old's mind in a jounin strength body after a training trip? Fem!NaruShika. ADOPTED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,856 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Make It Last Forever by theunluckybreak reviews
The hard relationship and love between Yassen and Alex and how Alex keeps fighting it. SLASH.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Naruko by I am Driven reviews
FemNaru. She's loud, brash and exceedingly annoying, she acts on impulse and says whatever is on her mind. She has no finesse and she's too obnoxious. She's a tomboy, and the exact opposite of what a kunoichi is. So why are guys falling on her feet? Harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,526 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
DragonBorn by Vindictus reviews
You've seen the fics where Naruto's a demon, Hanyou, or whatever... but this is the first story where he's half DRAGON. 'Chapter'23 -The DragonBorn Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,272 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U.
He Is My Girl by Seto's Darkness reviews
She becomes the dream girl during the day. At night, she becomes the most hated boy. She is… Uzumaki Naruto. .:SasuNaru, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
and there is soot in your eyes by Novocain reviews
Naruto doesn't realize it, but he breaks the whores' hearts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Medic of Konoha by ares88 reviews
Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,847 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
And There Was Peace by Chyrstis reviews
This was her father's old life. This was what he had loved, and what he had stayed for. Maybe someday she would come to feel the same as well. Jo's life in Forget-Me-Not Valley told through a collection of one-shots and drabbles.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jill, Marlin
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,028 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Idiosyncratic Resilience by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] "Did you know that when I was five years old, I fell out a third story window?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me by Baby Cougar reviews
50 semi-related oneshot about making Gaara do things that he would never ever do...and he will hate every minute of it...though he may be a bit deranged by the end of this series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
A New Start to an Old Story by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Sequal to A Treasure, So you thought we were pansies before, well taking care of a 15 year old is not any easier! Warning: Yaoi, ItaNaru, SasDeid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Konoha's Innocent Vixen by Kibou32 reviews
AU Where the Fourth doesn't die. Previously known as "A Question of Time", didn't receive good enough reviews, so the pilot is removed. More info inside. FemNaruto Gaara. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,777 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
My Pet by PegasusRider reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have the perfectly normal life of being the 'master and pet'. But as darkness threatens Japan and Sesshoumaru finds himself consumed with thoughts of Kagome, will they be able to survive each other? Alternate Endings added!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
To Immortals, Love Lasts Forever by yaoi-lover13 reviews
She seemed perfect. Beautiful beyond comparison, very smart, the perfect shinobi,and a personality that fit all types. There was just one thing nobody knew: She was a vampire. HidanxOC DeidaraxOC Rated for cussing and suggestive adult themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,063 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hidan
Under Appreciated by Kao-tan reviews
Cold. That's all I felt. Cold and lonely as I lay, curled up in bed, with the covers drawn up tight around me. What else could I expect though? It was the middle of winter...why wouldn't I be be cold? Rock/OC Main Character Another Wonderful Life/DSGirls
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Rock - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Deadly Moon by Frozen.Blood-Ice.Heart reviews
Tukiko -fem.naru- is chased by an angry mob only for the mob to get killed by Orochimaru. Tukiko then is trained to be the most powerful kunoichi in the Lands. better summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,793 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Deterrent by Capture reviews
Sequel of sorts to Brenson, or more correctly an extended epilogue. Reading Brenson first is recommended. Alex return's to school after his stint in prison, but a Social Studies Excursion brings him back. Trouble ahead...
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Game of Life by skyflyte12 reviews
AU femnaru. Our favourite bull-headed ninja is a female; but what was that about intelligent? Crafty? Pink, sparkly jounins? In the words of Naruto Uzumaki: "Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to." abandoned for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,007 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Naruto U.
All Seeing by FoxyGirl0413 reviews
five year old Naruto goes blind! rated T for language in later chapters....Full summary inside...ADOPTED by WORDSPLAT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Hell Sharingan by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Naruto dies during the Wave mission and makes a deal with the Shinigami to get a second chance at life Kickass Naruto Naruxharem and some Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,775 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Deceiving Appearance by Gomjibar22 reviews
Naruto is successful at bringing Sasuke from the Valley of the End but during the return trip to Konoha Gaara learns Naruto’s deepest secret. Gaara X FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,744 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Breathe by RaineArilan reviews
One-shot. Was it true? Was it possible? Could such an event have truly occurred in the history of this glorious planet known as Earth! Indeed! Indeed, for who else was I but Ayame Sohma! No warnings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Naruto:Reborn by MrWriterWriter reviews
A second jutsu in the Forbidden Scroll enables Naruto to become a new man, literally. StrongNaruto. NarutoHarem. Rated for violence, language, and some suggestive references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Let No One Put Asunder by The Lady Morana reviews
Tamaki's wedding is as lavish as his money can buy. Through the prince’s eyes everything is perfect, the church, the birds, and the person he is marrying. But this story isn’t told by Tamaki. Oneside Tamaki/Kyoya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Behind The Facade by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Sakura can't really be all that happy, now can she? You can see the sadness in her eyes, the bittersweetness of her smiles... When she finally comes to terms with what she's been denying to herself all these years, what could possibly come of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sakura H.
Shinobi's Poems: Sakura by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
I decided to write poems for the Haruno known as Sakura. It's half poem, half story, so no complaints. NO FLAMERS. and Please read! Includes: Sakura leaving Konoha, Evil-ish Tsunade. Tenten/Sakura yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Tenten
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Pantless by The Lady Morana reviews
Ichigo would like to go to school, unfortunately that requires getting Renji to tell him where his missing pants are. WARNINGS: Suggestion of sex, Renji/Ichigo, and plotlessness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Favorite Nightmare by The Lady Morana reviews
It’s just a nightmare that does these things to me, nothing more than a bad dream in the dark, but as my heart slows and my body relaxes I know the sickening truth – it’s my favorite nightmare. WARNINGS: ItaNaru, dubcon, Yaoi, graphic violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
० ღ Coming to the Light ღ ० by The Amazing Sakumachan reviews
Death Note/Inuyasha; She was there with him when he found the notebook of the dead. She was there when he wrote the first name in it, making his first kill in the death notebook. She was weighed with guilt as she realized that he was actually taking the l
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Kagome H., Light Y.
Heartbreaker by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Ino's cheating on Sakura...Again. Sakura's known it for months, but she just caught her in the act, in a Shinobi Bar downtown from her and the blonde beauty's apartment. Will Ino crush the rosette's heart, or will the lovely Haruno crush hers?SONGFIC/YURI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Dangerous by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Reaper by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu rescue Naruto from a mob and bring him to Akatsuki. Watch as Naruto becomes The Reaper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,205 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nine Masks of Uzumaki Naruto by DurielZamoran reviews
Nine Masks. Nine Faces. Nine Lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews
In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U.
An Inconvenient Truth by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,686 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Sakura's Pain is Already Over? by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Already Over" by Red Songfic. Various/Saku. Sakura's life is full of pain and suffering, so can she say that the pain is already over and move on, or will the pain be her demise? and what happens when the blossom finally falls in love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sakura H.
Already Over? by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Sakura walks in on Ino- her girlfriend of two years- and the blonde is cheating on her! when they break up, will Sakura live her life like she's always wanted, or is it Already Over? - -NO FLAMERS!- -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sakura H.
Get Bent by experiment reviews
A small exploration of Ty Lee's character. oneshot. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ty Lee - Complete
The Armpit of Justice by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Akatsuki was having fun under the sun when suddenly Kisame was found unconscious, with two shot marks on his neck! Then Pein gives himself up to be executed. The Akatsuki meets its nemesis organization! Rated T for violence, language, and complex topics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Confessions Of A Teenage Ninja by samanthahina85 reviews
Hyuga Hinata is caught day dreaming in the middle of class. What will happen to her? READ TO FIND OUT!R&R! plz.. itz 4 da children!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Actors by Anime crazed girl reviews
The Naruto world we know is real. The show we know is FICTION. The actors are real. With real lives, real friends, real tragedies. Life is awesome, until reports of a real-life Akatsuki shows up and threatens the life they know and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 222,234 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fox, The Badger and the Vampire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto codename "The Fox", his teammates Badger and Blood along with their mentor Mirage make one of Konoha's best teams for assassination, infiltration and information gathering. Reunited after a 3 year mission, they will show the genin about being ninj
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Mello Goes To Candy Mountain by SparkleLeech reviews
One night Mello's friends start to act very...strange to say the least. Poor Mello. I know other people may of used this idea...but I had too much fun writing it! :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Brenson High Security Juvenile Prison by Capture reviews
A bullying incident that spirals out of control, lands Alex Rider in prison. Smells like the MI6 have something to do with this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,203 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
What Happened? by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
what if Sakura- Haruno Sakura- had a past with Uchiha Itachi? this is the story, and what it brought on. !NOT ITASAKU! I'm going to try and finish this within a month, please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H.
Me, my friend and Akatsuki! by Tally Mai-chan reviews
What happens when me and my friend get sucked into the Naruto world and join the Akatsuki! READ TO FIND OUT! Latest chapter! Mushroom no jutsu! and Shenori in Crack, I mean Wonderland! Last chapter of part 1 complete. Story on hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,202 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Connected by SeaCatSD reviews
The 4th Hokage’s seal does much more than just keep the Nine-tails chakra at bay. In order to ensure that the demon will one day follow Naruto to the grave their very souls had to be intertwined, and not even the Minato knew what that could mean. NaruxKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
I Spy by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Madara & Tobi bought small hidden cameras to be used to spy on the Akatsuki secret private life inside their rooms. Madara & Tobi saw many things they didn't wish to see & slowly created a squad from people who busted them. HUGE OOC and insanity beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Maru In The House! by samanthahina85 reviews
You had better be plug your ears for this one! There is a new hot chick in konoha, and she is a screamin' impression on everyone there! Freaking kickass!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Help me to Cope by HakuoBlake reviews
After failing to bring Sasuke back again, and Sakura blaming him, Naruto goes to blow off steam, but a certain red headed insomniac sees him in a bloodthirsty state.How will he react to this new Naruto?yaoi,Gaanaru onesided Sasunaru.gore one shot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
It's Not Yaoi, It's Only Guy Love! by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Iruka and Kakashi are not gay. Team 7 seems to think they are. Iruka and Kakashi will try to prove them wrong... In Song! -Featuring the song Guy Love from Scrubs! Second in the "...In Song!" Series-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
L The Super Hero by SparkleLeech reviews
Wendsday is a dangerous day of the week, especially for the members of the Kira investigation squad... A crack oneshot I wrote for Church-Of-L's "L as a super hero" contest on DeviantArt. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heartbreak Follows Her by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Sakura is secretly with Ino. when she decides- right before the Chunin exams- to break up with her. is that it for these two girls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sakura H.
Metamorphosis by Goliith reviews
After a mission gone wrong Naruto is severely injured, and wakes up the next morning as something new, something female! Full Summary inside Thanks to EroSlackerMicha for the inspiration and go ahead. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Wraith by Jimmy Coin reviews
AU. Naruto's will is shattered as he was denied being a ninja by the Hokage's advisors. With this will shattering defeat, Naruto's determination is bent but not broken. Loosely based on "Iron Man," by Black Sabbath kinda sorta if you squint really hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Master And The Slave by Blackened Cure reviews
Go away, and leave me be. I no longer wish to live; only to be free. A Madara-Tobi poem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Fractured Mind by Prince of Madness reviews
A strange bloodline sets in right before the chunin exams with strange mental illness, how will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,250 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Gives You Hell by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
Ino decided to crush Sakura's heart. oh boy, now Sakura's mad. and she wants to sing her message at a karaoke in the local shinboi bar! and everyone's there. ONESHOT/ INOSAKU BREAKUP FIC/ SLIGHT TRY ON GENMA'S PART FOR SAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Tis The Season For Hilarity by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
OH my Jashin, it seems K.L.K and all the Naruto characters have gotten together for Christmas! in fact, this promises to be a interesting endevor. WHO WANTS MY TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE BROWNIES! XONESHOTX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Gaara - Complete
The Tickling Of Sasuke Uchiha by PunkPrincess316 reviews
What happens when the Great Sasuke Uchiha gets into a tickle fight with his girlfriend Hinata? A lot of fun things, that's for sure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Blind dates 2! by Tally Mai-chan reviews
The ever exciting Naruto Blind dates are back! This time longer and more crack than ever! 44 characters from Naruto all on random dates! Akatsuki and most of team snake included! Don't miss out! It's Guaranteed that you will laugh your butt off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Kakashi's Blog by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Welcome to Kakashi's very mind! Let's see what he said to his blog and the harsh comments on the people he knows. R&R onegai shimasu!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Take Missions With His Father by Baby Cougar reviews
We're almost to Chicago, Shino. Dad, put that cigarrette out...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dubbing Sucks by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
a little fanfiction to show my thoughts on some of the Dubbing errors the stupid Cartoonnetwork people have let on thier shoiwngs of Naruto. also, I hate some of the dubbing! aaand yup, that's all. ONESHOT, CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Puppy Love by RyuuMahou reviews
IY YYH Crossover Kagome is in the local dog park, unknowingly being watched by the YYH gang, who're on a mission from Koenma to destroy the dog demon that she is with. SessKag fluff. One-Shot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Why Shino Doesn't Screw With the Author by Baby Cougar reviews
Oi, calm down. Did you screw with the author again?" Still growling, he nodded. "Can you talk?" "REEEEEEOOOW!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
A mysterious girl? who could it be? by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
okay, a mysterious figure, Sasuke FINALLY getting his butt hauled back to Konoha, Orochimaru being a pedophile, and Kabuto acting like a total dunce. mysterious girl revealed! also, VERY FUNNY. read/rev./put on ur alert! it's good! Saku is strong!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H.
Seeping Sasori by autographontheradio reviews
The reason why Sasori doesn't join in singing on weekends with Deidara and Hidan, singing at the top of his voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
In the Reins by Jennifer Hack reviews
Kind of a more adult version of harvest moon. Jill, our heroine, begins growing something a little unconventional to make the desperately needed money. Some cracked pairings, adult themes, language, etc.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jill, Marlin - Complete
The Desired by JustALittleTwisted reviews
A year after their last encounter with Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto have trained hard to bring him back, but their quest to save him takes a back seat when Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target...Sakura. SakuraXMany M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,649 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H.
The Pumpkin Problem by Redblade reviews
Tobi doesn't know what to make the jack-o-lantern look like. And why is a fifth 'Akatsuki Halloween Rule' added after this? Read to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hero Worship by Miss Madd reviews
DONE***That's the thing about Roles, they're often reversed. heroes become monsters, and devils are really heroes. Too bad everyone realizes this but Naruto. implied Limes, onesided MinaNaru, KyuuNaru, MinaKyuu, MinaMada, sasunaru, others. Evil!Yondy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi: Truth of Insanity by Oni244 reviews
To save a precious person, even a sane man will fall into insanity. Itachi knows this truth very well, since he killed his entire clan for one. It's been four years since that day, and now the world will see the fruits of that one act. AU Naruto x FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 128,497 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Blackout by momoxtoshiro reviews
The Host Club experiences their first blackout...together. Will they survive each other's insanity and madness? READ 2 FIND OUT! First B-Day fic from me for DeathBerrry her b-day's on Halloween :3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Art Of Kissing by seventhSINwrath reviews
An eager Sai convinces a reluctant Naruto to teach him the art of kissing. Yaoi boy on boy kissing fluff. SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Shards of Broken Minds by Computerfreak101 reviews
L is wrong. Near is wrong. Mello, Aizawa, Misa, they're all wrong, wrong, wrong. Light isn't Kira. He could never be Kira, no matter how hard he tries. Kira is just too different.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Truth and Dreams by Computerfreak101 reviews
As a rule, they say humans haunted by Shinigami have nothing but misfortune.""So you'll get to see what the exception to the rule is like, Ryuk." Light isn't the exception. He's as miserable as any other human with his power - and he doesn't even know it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
A Life of Secrets by xxxStoryxxx reviews
Sakura Haruno-High school hotty/ ANBU captain and medic. Sasuke Uchiha- Everyones wanna-be-boyfreind/ ANBU vice captain. Now lets add a insane brother and match making freinds. Now we have a story. gaaoc sasusaku naruhina nejiten itaoc shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Neji, Is That Eyeliner On Your Head? by plasticstarss reviews
For Tirosis, hurrhurr.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
The Real Reason Itachi Killed His Clan by plasticstarss reviews
Don't mess with his Linkin Park. -Total crack-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Here we come! by Chuni Luni reviews
Four friends get transported in to the Naruto world. What will happen? You gotta read to find out! RATED T FOR LANGUAGE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Dear ScaryLeadersama, by Fiane reviews
Tobi writes a very nice application letter to the Akatsuki... ONESHOT CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
His Blue Hat by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
Dawn, after a humiliating loss to Byron, heads over to Iron Island to train, determined to face him again and win this time. But while in the cave, she meets a new and interesting man that leaves her red-faced and speechless. Dawn/Riley
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Riley/Gen - Complete
Tobi by sevenfoldgates reviews
Pierce the Heavens with your soul! The story of how Tobi came to be: From under a rock, to world domination. Tobi/Obito/Madara theory. Rated T for words... certain "BAD" words...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Torune
Touch me and die by demonicnargles reviews
It wasn't that he killed you for touching him. He wished it were that simple. It was that touching him let the other kill you. Naruto hated his power. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fix You by Unwritten.25 reviews
SasuNaru, GaaNaru. One-shot. Because Sasuke is a bastard and Gaara can kick his pale Uchiha ass any day. Nyah.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
After the Falls by serenphoria reviews
Just because Sasuke came back doesn't mean everything's all right. For a change so small, who could guess the consequences would be so great? [Deviates after Valley of the End]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking Over by Shinra'sCrazyTurk reviews
Naruto decides that he has had enough of the torment in his life. Oneshot Songfic. Rated for suicide.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Namikaze Naru by kenkao.inukags reviews
what if naruto was a girl? and what if she found out about her heritage at a young age? how would the story be different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't do it! by Thewhovinator reviews
A day in a hotel by the beach. The whole Naruto crew. Three jealous stioc boys, one idiotic moron, and stupidity that could only happen between these teenagers. mentioned yaoi. Pairings ShikaXTemari, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Humanity Lost by Norty lil angel reviews
When Naruto meets the Kyuubi at a young age, he decides to become a demon with his 'Okaa-san'. Read as his father returns to save him from his demons, and what's the matter with Sasuke? GaaNaru KyuNaru maybe ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5403 - Favs: 5,738 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Phobia by the dark icon writers reviews
Tell me Naruto-kun, what is it that you fear?" "I fear many things...you aren't one of them." -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Essay by BearwitGlasses20 reviews
Hatsuharu writes a paper on the perspective of cows.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Get Low by Her Sweetness reviews
Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by Her Sweetness reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Special by Computerfreak101 reviews
Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, L - Complete
Tobi Has a Question by Tanuki Bot reviews
This Question has been buggin Tobi all day, so he has to ask someone! Cracktacular Edit: Not a One Shot anymore! Next chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
SUCKED INTO THE NARUTO WORLD by athornforErica reviews
Six people from the normal world are transported into the Naruto world, why? No one knows. I WROTE THIS FOR MY FRIEND KYRA'S BIRTHDAY! I havent changed any of my friend's names and my name is in there as well... eep... lol ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A love in the past time by Belletiger BT reviews
After the battle at the Valley of End, Naruto ends up in the past, a past before Konoha was born and meeting the young versions of the First,Second Hokage and Madara.A friendship and love is born from the fathers of Konoha. ShodaimexFemnaruxMadara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,870 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
On a Mission by BlanketsarePink reviews
Mikoto reads Sasuke a bedtime story... Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday! Kabuto! by Evelyn627 reviews
[Complete] It's Kabuto's birthday. Sasuke and Orochimaru attempt to make a cake... it doesn't go as planed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enduring Sex Ed class by I luv dorks reviews
Renji and Ichigo are in jepardy of being explelled from school but they have a chance to redeem themself if they can endur a hilarious sex ed class WARNING CRUDE HUMOR NOT ALL WILL FIND FUNNY. AU STORY.CRACK FIC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Colours by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
By Golly It's Miss Molly! by xxtarragonxx reviews
Naruto a simple boy holding the Kyuubi... WHAT! He's a girl? How will he cope with the other males? SasuNaru,GaaNaru,ShikaNaru TenTenNaru friendship NaruSaku Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Always A Secret by Sakure of Ice reviews
Narumi is a girl immersed in everyone's secret. It is her secret that creats a domino effect, revealing everyone else's dirty little secret and destroying the fragile world eveyone thought was so perfect. NaruGaa SasuSaku IruKaka....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,614 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thunderstuck: The Story of Neji Hyuuga by recodan reviews
Now with ten percent fruit juice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Neji H.
Another Random Naruto Story by recodan reviews
I'm sorry, everyone. Even I don't know where this one came from.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jack in the Box by Computerfreak101 reviews
Near didn't own a Jack in the Box. They reminded him of Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Bite me by Tally Mark reviews
In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Now You're Talkin' Hell by Computerfreak101 reviews
But that wasn’t the worst of it. When Mello was sugar high, he only swore a lot and moved around enough to shame a kid with ADHD. But when Matt was sugar high, he got RANDOM. Luigi's mansion, personal hells, and Mello's brain breaking. Kira help us all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Mello, Matt
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Will Rock You by LunaDance506 reviews
The Akatsuki version of "We Will Rock You" by Queen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever by recodan reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
Boys are Easy by Kenners reviews
It's a boys' night in. Sasuke, Naruto and the others are drinking and talking about normal guy stuff, porm, booze and the Godfather? Then Sakura shows up and lets the boys in on a mischevious little bit of information that leaves their jaws dropping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sun May Love The Moon by The Lady Morana reviews
Naruto should have been happy to come home to Konoha, but he never should have fallen in love with Kabuto. Now he's alone in a crowded village with a broken mind and heart. All he has is love for a man that he can't ever be with. WARNING Yaoi, KabuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nerdiest Naruto Fanfic Ever by recodan reviews
I feel ashamed of writing this, but I had too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Tobi meets Barney! by Blazing Aurora reviews
Tobi meets Barney in Tsukiyomi... Very funny. Rated T for Hidan's language. Oneshot. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Guilty as Hell by Resonance and d reviews
She killed her first ten by burning. Then she’d washed the stink off her clothes and out of her hair, and thought, to hell with this, and AK’d the next hundred or two hundred or however many it was now. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Repossession by demonicnargles reviews
The sequel to Possession. Naruto doesn't stay dead, if he died at all. Confused about morality and his own feelings, he tries to find his place in the world. What is he willing to give to get the peace he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
New meaning to 'Underneath the Underneath' by GravityFail reviews
Naruto is missing on his 18 birthday, few days later Tsunade finds Sarutobi's private scrolls along with a journal that belonged to Naruto. She soon finds out the truth of the Facade that is Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Mirrors by DurielZamoran reviews
Naruto liked mirrors. But he never told anyone that. After all, nobody needed to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Atonement by Her Sweetness reviews
Sins run too deep. Still, he tries... Lemon. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tobi Meets Ibiki by cyberspyderweb reviews
Tobi is caught by some Leaf nin and taken to be questioned by the one and only Ibiki Morino! See how it turns out! It's a cute and funny short story. ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Ibiki M. - Complete
Shougi and Shadows by Dolphin River reviews
[AU] An unlikely couple, the lazy dark haired genius and the energetic blonde dobe. female!Naruto, ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Plural by Her Sweetness reviews
A grammar lesson takes place and Mello is found to be a sore loser. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ice Queen by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
A.U. Oneshot. It was a well known fact that if you see pink, you're dead. The pink haired assassin only appeared infront of anyone to kill them. Next to Akatsuki, she was the top assassin. Unmerciful. Cruel. Cold. Just as a shinobi should be.Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Breaking the Mask by FaytRain reviews
What do you do if someone you thought you really knew, turned out to be a completely different person then you ever thought? Noriko doesn't know what to do either if everyone found out that the loving blond they all knew was actually her. Female Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Naruto U.
Children of War by ohsoxalive reviews
Katara is the mother of these people. Of these children of war. And Zuko just doesn't understand. .spoilers for 3.12. ZK oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Spilt decision by Plushielover177 reviews
Zetsu begins to wonder just why he keeps Tobi around. Zetsu/Tobi friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tobi's Really Random Day That Was Also Good by Viewtiful Aryll reviews
A really random story that I wrote really late at night out of sheer boredom. Warning: This story contains absolutely no plot. Rated for Suigetsu's foul mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fallen Angel by Where.Are.You.My.Love reviews
Sakura and her team split for eight years. During which she gets top assassin spot on the market,and an invitation to Akatsuki. when they meet back up will they like the new her? Or will she be gone before the even start their first mission? Deisaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Looking in the Past by sexyinumama reviews
They all thought it was a joke. A really sick joke. Poem about Naruto and death. Don't like suicide, then please don't read. Just a warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Doorknob by momoxtoshiro reviews
The Host Club are trapped inside the 3rd music room during a school lockdown. How will they survive with each other without going insane? How will they get out? READ 2 FIND OUT! oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Free afternoon by darkens4841 reviews
AnkoxIno. Ino gets the afternoon off and spends it with a familiar purple haired woman. Yuri lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Ino Y., Anko M. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Invisible by O hIcidhe reviews
AU: Naruto has had dreams of being invisible. After a falling out with his aunt and a runin with the school badass, Sasuke, he finds he really is. If Sasuke can't see him, no one will see him again. NaruSasu & others. Yaoi, language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Because He's Everything I'm Not by Feel Free To Improvise reviews
Naruto finally snaps and loses the last of his sanity, but why? One-sided Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Ink by Gender Outlaw reviews
Sai draws on paper. Naruto draws on people. [Dark!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
It All Started With Death by WardensWomb reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is going insane, and no one seems to notice. Soon he is confronted by dead friends. Rated T for thoughtsacts of suicide, among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki, Tanuki, and Kyubi! oh my! by Omoi-ame reviews
The Akatsuki invite Naruto and Gaara into the group, but do they know what they're getting themselves into? When you put an evil teen gang, a giant raccoon dog, and a nine tailed fox together.................you get insanity!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Tao of Ramen by Luchia13 reviews
[oneshot, Team 7 gen] When you get Naruto drunk, he makes everything sound really, really deep. I mean...whoa, you know? [drunk Sasuke pov...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Call Tobi a Bad Boy by NovaWarrior reviews
Title says it all . Rated T for some language. One Shot. Trust me, you don't want to mess with Tobi, apparently Deidara didn't get this message. This is why they always call Tobi a good boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Coming Home by MrRigger reviews
After the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto is taken by Itachi. Three years later, he's back. How have things changed? What happened to Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
15 Ways To Annoy Neji by Kagome Raya reviews
Just what the title says. My way of sending Neji up the wall and staying there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Why There Are No Shopping Malls In Konoha by Amei-chan reviews
[Oneshot] The Konoha 12 are transported and trapped in a horror that is a shopping mall. One by one, they meet their demise, whether it be for accused necrophilia, yaoi lovers, or the purfume department, it's an adventure they'd rather forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Surreality Book one: The Butterfly Effect by AquaRias reviews
As a last attempt to save his village from Orochimaru, Rokudaime Naruto Uzumaki and Kazekage Gaara of Suna pull out their last trump card…and do it all again. But from every action forms a reaction…can they get it right? COMPLETE, SEQUEL OUT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,230 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Hi, I'm Your New Shinigami by antiassasinguy reviews
When you die, this is what you see: a blonde teenager with a scythe and black robes. Ignore the ravenhaired woman trying to feel him up as you ascend the stairs. Sorta kinda NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U.
32 Ways to Make Neji Question His Destiny by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
Sequil to 50 ways to annoy the pants off of Sasuke. Not as funny but I used some ideas from sasuke's in Neji's but adjusted them to fit him. Read&Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Welcome to Your Hell by Fruituity reviews
[FemaleNaruto][SasuNaru] After my mom died, she had a will that I was supposed to go to a Konoha Private High School. Sounds easy right? But it’s not. I have to go the ALL BOYS’ Konoha Private High School. What the hell!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kabuto in the Kitchen by xxKo-No-Hanaxx reviews
[Oneshot]Kabuto's cooking, and Sasuke's being himself. What else is new in Sound?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karaoke, Akatsuki Style by Pandasmoosh reviews
Tobi decides the Akatsuki needs to have some fun and takes them to a Karaoke bar! Slight DeixTobi, DeixSaso, and ItaxKisa OOC, pure crack xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Naruko: Female Uzumaki Story by vnienhuis reviews
Uzumaki Naruko was taken from the village of Konohagakure at the age of 3 after an assassination attempt. For 12 years she was trained by the Jiraiya and Tsunade. She now has returned to the village for the chunnin exams. KakashixNaruko or GaaraxNaruko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Harvest by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Oh boy! Another Naruto dies story! Don't worry he comes back. Powerful! Naruto who works for death directly. Rating for safety, and maybe something else. From the creator of Hawk Eyes. Lemons...many, many lemons. Voting for girls is closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Idiom Plot by ckret2 reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Anytime, otouto by meaghanx reviews
Aniki...what does a kiss taste like? Well, It's hard to explain, otouto..you'll have to find out for yourself. ItaSasu Uchihacest shonenai fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All Poor Tobi's Fault by The Death Reaper reviews
Crackfic.Tobi is bored so he decides to pay Hidan a visit.Inturupting a ritual,hidan chases him around the room.but Tobi picks up a red box on Kakuzus side,Kakuzu is alerted.What's in the box? What will happen to Tobi,is every thing his fault? R&R PLEAZ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Watching Naruto on Tv by SparkleLeech reviews
A very short and stupid story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Everyone Has A Secret by Melinda Warren reviews
AU. Most people have secrets, Naruto just seems to have more then most people. This time, though, it's not only Kyuubi, it's something else. Female Naruto, Smart Naruto, Nice Kyuubi NOT LONGER UPDATING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Dancing to the Silent Music by obsessivesyndrome reviews
AU. The usual cliché “Rookie 9 goes to nut house” deal, with a violent twist. With realistic settings of life in mental institutions, generous helpings of gore served with insanity. Put on your seat belts and hold on tight, kiddies. Gaanaru Kyunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
31 Ways To Annoy Neji by animeangelspet reviews
Title says it all
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
As You Wish by Miss Madd reviews
Kankurou learns some legends hold seeds of truth when his new blond puppet comes to life as a living, breathing genie offering him three wishes... but all wishes come with a price when your genie is out to get you. AU Yaoi KankuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kankuro, Naruto U. - Complete
The Darkness in Kage Bunshin by buddyboy122 reviews
Why is Kage Bunshin REALLY forbidden? Sorry, I don't buy the reasoning that it uses too much chakra. There has to be some other reason... Kinda angsty and graphic. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Byakuya by YumiAngel reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru GaaNaru and NejiNaru flirting. Naruto can feel it sometimes, the Kyuubi's chakra reeling out of control. Great. Now all he has to do is resist the urge to rip out Irukasensei's throat. Brilliant. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,715 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nut Cases by Golden feathers Edward reviews
Team 7 are on a ordinary Drank mission, repair things in a mental institution while the insane people are in side. No problem at all. Summary sucks oh well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha's Game by ame shiroi reviews
He makes the cutest noises when I ‘play’ with him. He smiles almost coyly at me and says in a childish voice “Aniki, come play with me.” Threeshot. Itasasu. Lemon, uchihacest. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Hope by Rock Gecko reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, aged sixteen, confessed his undying love for Naruto Uzumaki, also aged sixteen. The confession had been through email, and the first reply that the raven had received had sent his heart over the moon. However, the world is a cruel place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Metal Health Sevice Answer Pone by Golden feathers Edward reviews
Naruto was just trying to get some help for his self esteem. Badest idea he had yet. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by daeyeth reviews
A depressed Naruto is kidnapped by Itachi. Akatsuki trains him and Gaara, who they also captured, into fearless weapons. Five years later, Naruto and Gaara return to Konoha to take the jounin exam, but what are Akatsuki's true intentions?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,659 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Plan of the Light by Amei-chan reviews
All Orochimaru wanted to do was take over Konoha & Sasuke's body but NYOOOO! It seems that instead, Naruto steals Sasuke's emoness, Lee gets hit with depression, not to mention that Shino said more than 10 words at a time... Lots of OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
I Choose You, KABUTO! by wtfpenname reviews
Orochimaru has a super secret weapon that works EVERY time. Drabble Crack. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
It wasn't a mistake was it? by ethereal infernia reviews
Neji and Sakura wake up one morning in one bed... and NAKED! A new trouble arises for the two and how would a certain Uchiha react to this! NejiXSakuXSasu FINISHED! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Yes, Mom by HeArTsAnDLeMoNs reviews
Hitsugaya recieves a letter from his school, stating that there was going to be a Parent Teacher conference. And where was he to steal a parent for the day? Matsumoto had the perfect idea. And Hitsugaya didn't like it one bit. drabbled. CHAPPY 2 IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
You're Lucky: A Goodbye Story by antiassasinguy reviews
You're lucky, Sarutobi Asuma. Naruto said, turning his back upon the older man, You just don't know how lucky you are, AsumaKurenai, NarutoKurenai a goodbye story. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Brothers by Goggles by Miss Madd reviews
Obito, a normal loudmouth college student, joins his university’s high school tutor program in order to pass his human development class. His new gay high schooler is more than he expected… ObitoNaru, Onesided ObitoRin, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Torune, Naruto U. - Complete
Curing the Illness by The Lady Morana reviews
“Now, now Shisui don’t struggle so, you’ll only cause yourself discomfort.” What did Itachi feel when he killed his best friend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
On Frogs and Foxes by Miss Madd reviews
Jiraiya is a scientist researching the mating rituals of frogs in Urban areas trying to outdo his rival. Too bad he’s busy trying to keep himself from smacking his new little helper… who is, apparently, a nympho. AU Lemons, Limes, JirNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Wishing You Well by Von reviews
When Alex was recovering in hospital, his school weren't the only ones informed of his 'appendicitis'. Against expectations, Wolf wrote him a card. It wasn't easy. Oneshot. Set vaguely after 'Intermission'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Free Spirited Sasuke by kimcat reviews
After a conversation with Naruto Sasuke's personality takes a turn, for the best or the worst no one knows.CRACK! I wrote this when I was like 10... flames welcome
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Notorious Scoundrel by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo has all the traits that girls love. No really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 181 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Darkside by deathbyhugs reviews
Naruto, a unique person with the ability to change others, has fallen into a dangerous state. His own mind is giving in to a most feared demon. With no help in sight, what will befall the once perky prankster? And who will save him? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,227 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love by Miss Madd reviews
Sequal to 'On Ramen Bowls' Chaos reins in the desert when two love struck shinobi fight over a clueless blonde fox... who has a secret love of his own he's setting out to seduce! Yaoi. Langauge. blah blah blah... RamenVerse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Handcuffs by Scottie-195 reviews
Yagami Soichiro always had doubts about the whole handcuff thing. And then,he overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Raito and Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow Clones in Hell by void star blade reviews
Orochimaru has died. and found out why the shadow clone tech was banned.Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Battousai by Seal Master reviews
exile for defending himself Naruto makes a name of himself that brings fear to all. Even Akatsuki. He returns to his birth village to see if they are truly worthly to protect
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Check The Job Description by Bloodthirstydemon reviews
Gaara muses over recent and past events after becoming the Kazekage. The girls of Suna just want to see their Gaarasama, and Temari and Kankuro really begin to enjoy their elder status in the family. By picking on the baby brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Naptime by Cupkayke reviews
Hunny loves naptime more than anything. But what happens when Mori isn't there to tuck him in? He asks Haruhi of course :3 Really fluffy Haruhi x Hunny oneshot. Oh yes. I love this pairing. Flames welcome if you wanna, but Hunny won't like it!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Faint by hyperthermophile reviews
It takes the ultimate sacrifice for people to realize that maybe, just maybe, Naruto isn't the demon they thought he was. Too bad that realization came too late to save him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
On Ramen Bowls by Miss Madd reviews
The allout war for Naruto's heart has begun! Too bad he doesn't know it... Complete! Look for the sequalcoming soon SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Healing by Ari and Mo reviews
People always found Kabuto's methods a little strange. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
34 ways Orochimaru uses his tongue by weirdest1 reviews
Despite the title this fic is FUNNY NOT NASTY! So read and you will see what I mean....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Orochimaru
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Sound Village needs therapy by Anniepopokios reviews
Everybody knows that people in the sound village have issues so now Annie is here to offer therapy, sitting on her desk in the middle of the street while her dancing spinach roll around on the ground! Orochimaru is up next! And? My little ponies!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
It Wasn't Me by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
What will Naruto do if he was caught redhanded?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teddy Bear by Miss Madd reviews
When he was young, Gaara had a teddy bear. Naruto, upon discovering this, sets out to discover just WHERE that bear went. Mild swearing. Nothing major.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Mental Problems by YumiAngel reviews
Eleven year old Naruto has a voice in his head. Now, where to turn for help?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kunoichi Marmalade by antiassasinguy reviews
What happens when you're bored off your rocker one night in a bar? Entertain yourself of course! Ladies and Gentlemen... This is the Kunoichi Marmalade.. BONUS CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U.
50 ways to Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto:THE FANFICTION by ZukoKrazy reviews
Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
All Boy's School, Let's GO! by Nyanooman reviews
Sakura attends to the Konoha all boy's school to investigate the accidents that's been happening there. But in order to do that, she dresses up as a boy! [SakuraxBoys]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sakura H.
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Makeup and Ketchup by Zidra reviews
Itachi ran on the rooftops like there was no tomorrow, muttering soothing words towards the boy: “Whatever you do, stay far away from the light, don’t go near it, DO YOU HEAR ME SASUKE! Stay away from the light!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Thing About Art by Letta reviews
Naruto was just trying to leave Earth Country when he got sidetracked by an explosive blonde. DeidaraNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki it's like Mensa for crazy people by Reanult reviews
Hm. Crack ahh it's in my eyes! Naruto rambling, and Itachi and Kisame on Cribs. Yes I said CRIBS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Goes to WalMart Super Center by AkiraDawn reviews
Well, the title pretty much speaks for itself. One can only imagine what Akatsuki may do at a WalMart Super Center...rated for language R&R Enjoy and be ready to laugh...alot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
No One by monkeycrunch88 reviews
No one wanted him. No one acknoledged him. No one knew him. But one day, someone adopted him. Watch Naruto as he grows up with the care of a father. This story MIGHT not follow the regular plotline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
If Bankotsu Were Gay by Tanuki Bot reviews
I had such a fun time writing this. To the song 'If You Were Gay' Read! OneShot!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Smile, My Dead Empty Soul by Sakatsu reviews
Poem. Naruto's inner self. Dark and deep.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Your Basic Naruto Addiction by t0talpwnage reviews
20 Ways of you reconizing yourself as a NARUTARD! Yay! First chap: 20 ways. Second Chap: The daily life of a Narutard. Two shot. Flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006
Akatsuki Summer Beach House by AkiraDawn reviews
What happens when the Akatsukis spend a week at the beach? Read if you're into something totally funny! Rated M as a safety, language R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Drinking Game by superlazygirl reviews
It wasn’t until they saw the flames of the burning building that Aang and Zuko realized that alcohol and bending don’t mix. OneShot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Stories of Us by experiment reviews
[Collection] Unrelated drabbles or small oneshots concerning various characters and pairings. 06. Ty Lee contemplation. 07. Sometimes it takes three to make it work.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006
Demons of Konoha by Zidra reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Stay the Hell Away from my Daughter by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hitsugaya courts Yachiru and Kenpachi doesn’t approve.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
A Man Named Genma by FastForward reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You've Gotta Be Crazy by MT Pocketts reviews
Naruto is just sure he is going to get his butt kicked, but when he looks into those eyes, he sees no animosity. Only a sense of peace. [NaruXNeji,Naruto's point of view. Rated for adult content, old title: When the Caged Bird Sings]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Owned by Kittfox reviews
get your hands off him little brother. He's Mine! I own him Itachi snarled. Over my dead body Itachi A sinister smile spread across Itachi's lips. As You wish. Itanarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Whose Line Is It, Anyway?: NRT Style by The Violent Tomboy reviews
It's your favorite Naruto characters in the classic show where the points don't matter! What insanity will insue watching them act out skits from the top of their heads? Rated for potty mouths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
The Broken House of Taisho by RosieB reviews
Sequel to The Broken Miko! Kagome and Sesshoumaru thought they left their troubled past behind them, but a whole new problem disturbs their new life. Last chapter: Life begins again. COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Spending time with Sasuke by suger-snake reviews
Itachi and Sasukes parents are on a misson and will be gone for the rest of the day and itachi finaly desideds to spend the time with his little brother that Sasuke has wanted for a long timeitachi sasuke uchihacest younger itachi and sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
20 Facts About Yakushi Kabuto by Lupin reviews
Some things about Kabuto that no one else knows. Written for the 20truths ljcomm.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
A Meeting In A Bar by dement reviews
Naruto tries to drink himself into oblivion, but is stopped by someone he’s sure he’s met before...mentioned character death, implied sex, shounenai, KabutoNaruto. Don’t like, don’t read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Loveless by dement reviews
There’s no affection between them. NarutoKabuto, rated for implied sex and bad language. Rating changed to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Hush by NaturalCyber reviews
AU. Mizuki escapes confinement and his revenge on Naruto has disasterous consequences. What will happen when the loudest ninja in Konoha suddenly isn't anymore?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Broken Miko by RosieB reviews
New summary: After a tragic battle and a wish with unexpected consequences, Kagome finds the infamous taiyoukai. He has the power to help her, but will he? KagomeXSess COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,928 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Konoha Karaoke Bar by Akai Ito reviews
Naruto Characters singing crackpot Karaoke...need I say more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
So You Want to be a Chef by Kali Swifteye reviews
Are you looking for a restaurant with great food? Strange atmosphere? Odd staff and customers? Occasional fist-fights? And one teenager hell-bound being Top Chef? Then the Dolphin is the place for you! (50discount if you bring ramen) (SasuNaruSasu, GaaNar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Fur Fetish by peroxidepest17 reviews
Renji has something he wants to do…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2005
Something Familiar by Eudoxus reviews
And so Naruto kept on wondering and never really knowing because they kept on hating he just kept away. Clonecest, NaruxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Strongest Ties by Sylvannastar reviews
Kagome never gets a break! Now, she is fighting demons on both sides of the well! And not all of them are enemies...a Xover with YYH and a KagKur (Chapter 60 up)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 168,162 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Kagome H.
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Understanding by lily day reviews
Understanding is all that really matters. GaarSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything's Changed by Kai19 reviews
PG13 for safety's sake! SessKag. Sesshoumaru, lonely and tired of living, runs into one of the few humans he ever respected, but never thought he'd see again. The miko who impressed him 500 years ago, Kagome!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,415 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/20/2003
A Sexy Jutsu by mukumuku reviews
Naruto lives as a woman in hiding from the Leaf Village in the hidden Sand Village. Will the Leaf Village steal him back or will Naruto forget who he is and embrace his inner woman? Shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,504 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003
When The Wind Calls reviews
Clans follow traditions down to every last detail. The Uchiha are no different. Sasuke is given a power, stronger than the Land Of Fire has ever seen before. What will become Team Seven with a Sasuke that has no need of vengeance, because his family is still his? Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Sasuke U.