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I am currently getting my second bachelors degree! My friends are the best in the entire world. They give me strength to do the things I can't do on my own. I love to have fun, go out and enjoy life! I love music of all kinds as long as the lyrics mean something and it's fun listening to it. I spent almost a year at Disney World in Orlando doing an internship and seasonal work, I look back and miss every second of it. I spent last year in England at Edge Hill university in Ormskirk and had the best 7 months of my life! I visited 11 countries and made lifelong friends, who i miss more and more everyday...

Likes animal kingdom, blair/chuck, bubblegum, chap stick, cheese, concerts, cristiano ronaldo, dancing, daniel agger, detroit, disney, disney world, edward cullen, england, fernando torres, florida, football, friends, gossip girl, grape juice, harry potter, hawaii, home, jane austen, kelly clarkson, leprechauns, manchester united, michigan, monkeys, movies, music, new found glory, orlando, penguins, portugal, pride and prejudice, reading, real madrid, school, sergio ramos, sernando, smiling, soccer, spain, summer, sunshine, t.v, the beach, thunderstorms, twilight, watching soccer, yellowcard

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Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
CheerBall by DuckiBelle reviews
This story is about two teachers at CA Bay Area high school. They both have a nasty, slightly twisted ex in their past. They fight getting together, but sometimes love, family, & friends have other plans. Rated M for cussing & sexual innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7608 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12101 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11470 - Favs: 9,030 - Follows: 6,578 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 8,400 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,423 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,797 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,673 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8695 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Diseased Affair by EJ Santry reviews
When Charlie is diagnosed with cancer, Bella decides to move to Forks to help him through his treatment and recovery. Will she keep herself isolated in her worry, or will she open herself up to the people around her longing to be close to her? AH. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,640 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 659 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 14,145 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11620 - Favs: 8,522 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just A Dream by mskayla reviews
What happens when promises are broken? What happens when things don't turn out as planned? Bella Swan meets the love of her life, Edward Masen. Just months later he joins the military and is sent to war. When tragedy strikes, are promises enough?Hum-Vam
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vesper by dapixam-q reviews
E/B, AU. The Cullens stayed in Alaska for 3 years more than in the books and Bella finished her junior year in Forks without Edward. How will she deal with her inevitable feelings for him when she's already dating Jacob and mostly happy with her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,766 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Follow Me by the-glory-days reviews
A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The M Word by NightsofTamara reviews
Four times that Bella didn't want to get married, and one time she did. E/B, J/A. No BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete