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Author has written 11 stories for NCIS.

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

I cannot exist without a cat... Life would not be worth living without a cat. Peggy Bacon.

If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. Lloyd Alexander.

If you can remember how many cats you have, you don’t have enough. Anonymous cat lover.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. Len Wein.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. C. S. Lewis.

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. Vakaoka Genrin.

You are my cat, and I am your human. Hilaire Belloc.

Okay, cats will never bring you pictures they’ve drawn in school, but they may give you a dead mouse. What parent could resist that gift? Terri L. Haney.

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction- and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. Stephen Baker.

Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud.

What can I say... I'm obsessed with cats and NCIS which is where I got my pen name from.

-I have the most beautiful cat, his name is Ali (short for Aloysius but you try saying/spelling that all the time).

-I insult a lot of people I don't always try to but I guess that's the closest thing I have to a talent.

-Without my cats or ratings season I would have nothing to talk about.

-I'm learning Indonesian at school and so if anyone on here wants to help me well by all means do it (you couldn't possibly write an NCIS fic in Indonesian could you?)

-My name’s not important but because Ash would want it this way you can call me Yun Yun (Fruits Basket).

-I overuse ellipses...

-I’m always complaining I miss Ali (he’s my baby and he’s about twenty minutes away when I’m at school).

-I yell at the computer, a lot, not so much "work damn you work" as: "there's supposed to be an apostrophe/ a comma there", "Gibbs is the person therefore when referring to something that belongs to him you write " Gibbs' " not "Gibb's" otherwise you are referring to a person/thing called "Gibb"" etc...

-Apparently hate is a very strong word, so I have an extreme dislike for the city, mornings, school, unratings season, those people who don’t try and still do better that you and many other things.

-I'm a hypocrite.

-My name means opinion in French, that suits me.

-I stress, a lot.

-I save everything to my USB/flash and have a breakdown every time I lose it.

-I want to be a TV critic.

-I’m a terrible writer but please take pity on my and review (reading is optional).

-I hate reading (strange considering I’m on fan fiction but true).

-You should read Ashimattack’s fan fiction (See link in my Favourite Authors section).

Things to Remember:

Everything Will Be Okay in the End. If It's Not Okay, It's Not the End.

When all is said and done, more is said than done

Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

A day without sunshine is called night.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Advice is what people ask for when they know the answer but wish they didn't.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

No matter how much you care, some people are just jackasses.

It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

You can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away and the real pains in the ass are permanent.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster then the police do.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Zevel ze zevel-Crap is crap.

So then I was like Avada Kedavra and he was like dead-Voldemort.

Slaughter-It can’t be spelt without laughter.

Clowns-they kill people.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labour.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Ignoring the facts won’t change them.

If your heart was really'd be dead so shut up.

No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln.

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best kind of alarm is the purring kind.

The purity of a person’s heart can quickly be measured by how they regard cats.

A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.

No other animal inspires such devotion as the cat.

Some animals are secretive; some are shy. A cat is private.

People who don’t like cats haven’t met the right one yet.

Everybody hurts, sometimes.

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

An apology is the best way to get the last word in an argument.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Write drunk; edit sober.

Open-mindedness: Having the same opinion as the person in charge.

The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.

Life isn’t a dress rehearsal.

You’re only as sick as your secrets.

And just because I can, more quotes.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. George Bernard Shaw.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. George Bernard Shaw - Take that old hums teacher.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Voltaire.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. Henry Louis Mencken.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines.

Everything that can be invented has been invented. Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present. Francis Bacon.

There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness. Kingman Brewster.

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness but of power. They are messengers of overwhelming grief and of unspeakable love. Washington Irving.

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate. Isaac Asimov.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King Jr.

Let not the man who is beast or thinks he is God come near me. Louis MacNeice, Prayer Before Birth.

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. Gilbert Chesterton.


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain.

He who does not fill his world with phantoms remains alone. Antonio Porchia.

...mankind-or rather that cold accretion called the world, which, so terrible in the mass, is so unformidable, even pitiable, in its units. Thomas Hardy, Tess of D’Urbervilles.

Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means. Robert Louis Stevenson.

We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood. William James.

Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right wayM.A.S.H, Colonel Potter.

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. African Proverb.

The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice that which we are for what we could become. Charles DuBois.

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

The Ram
March 21 to April 20

Aries Traits

Adventurous and energetic
Pioneering and courageous
Enthusiastic and confident
Dynamic and quick-witted

On the dark side...

Selfish and quick-tempered
Impulsive and impatient
Foolhardy and daredevil

I've decided to see this my friend (Ashimattack) thinks this joke is really funny, I think it's terrible.

Q. "Why did the plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean?"

A. "Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."

Tell me and/or Ashimattack what you think.

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Sitting There by Danicakate reviews
It starts off with Ziva sitting in her cell in Somalia. Want to know more? R&R I'm not good at summaries. Ziva/Tony during Ziva's recovery process. Will she recover? TIVA all the way! Originally a one-shot, but I guess I gotta expand now. After Ailyah
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Stockholm Syndrome by ohtheconspiracy reviews
It was a trap. It had all been a trap set up by the man that had held her hostage before, and now she was a hostage yet again. Can she survive? And even worse, what happens when Kate finds herself falling for this supposedly evil man? Kate-Ari pairing
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ari H., Kate T.
The New Normal by jaelke421 reviews
Oneshot for beginning of season 7. TIVA parnership/friendship/hint of romance. WARNING: Implied rape. Based off interview with CDP and MW where she says Ziva went through some dark things in Somalia and he says Tony will make mistakes relating to her.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Tempest by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
Tony looked at me with sad eyes and set his bags down. "Oh Ziva," he whispered. "What have you done?" Tiva. Eating disorders.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Why did I hesitate? by xXxpenguinxXxobsessedxXx reviews
Ok, basically Ari takes Kate from her appartment and it is up to Gibbs and the team to save her. Short summary sorry i am really bad at them!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kate T., Ari H.
Her Mission, His Mistake by xXLiFeGoEsOnXx reviews
Ziva is forced to take a dangerous undercover mission in South Africa, and it's Tony's job to keep her alive. Along the way they realize that this mission will either tear them apart forever, or cement their wildest dreams. If they live long enough. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,506 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Kiss the Girl by astronomygirl85 reviews
Gibbs finds the courage to love again on the anniversary of one of the worst days of his life with a little help from Shannon and Kelly. JIBBS songfic. Rated for one little swear word.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by xoxEllexox reviews
They all found their letters, they all reacted differently.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
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Letter to the Senator reviews
Inspired by the line "I'm ganna write a letter to my senator." Very, very minor spoilers for 'Rule 51'. Can be seen as partnership/friendship or Tiva if you really want to. Fluff piece.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Huggles reviews
Post Somalia story. Tony and Ziva go to the Navy Lodge and Ziva just can't stop shaking. TIVA if you really want it to be but more of a partnership/friendship story.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Quote a Day Keeps the Pain Away reviews
Why is Tony so addicted to movies? It had all started when he was a child. His parents would fight and send him to his room and he would watch a movie, turn the speakers up as high as possible and pretend everything was alright.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Signs reviews
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds... she is not at all fine. “Ziva, what’s wrong?” Tony asked. Ziva paused a few seconds before answering, “I am fine.” Tony looked at her knowing that she was definitely not fine. “You don’t look fin
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Different Conversation reviews
Spoilers for Aliyah. TIVA, a very short oneshot inspired by the line: "If I hadn't then you would be having this conversation with him..."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Christmas In July reviews
Abby takes Ziva shopping and finds a Mrs Clause outfit, when Ziva's dress is ruined she only has one thing to wear. TIVA and implyed MCABBY at the end. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Black Dress reviews
Tony finally decides to tell Ziva how he feels, with a song, a very unusual song... and he only listens to one line. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dreams Can't Hurt You, Physically reviews
***Final Chapter*** Public apology issued for a term used in chapter four that I didn't even realise was offensive. Sorry! A story for Vance haters. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Things They Knew reviews
How much can I say without ruining the ending just please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
When You're Gone reviews
Gibbs' wife Shannon misses him while he is at war
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Shannon G. - Complete
I Miss You reviews
TIVA Songfic. Post Judgement Day. Tony misses Ziva and the song on the radio doesn't help.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete