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Joined 09-17-08, id: 1695469, Profile Updated: 04-26-10
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a self-proclaimed Weasley-Whore, specializing in Charlie, but also take a good deal of Bill and the twins (even if the latter is more platonic).

I dislike most fanon relationships, especially if it breaks up a canon one, but have nothing against slash and smut.

Casey Chronicles

Evolved around my OC Miss Kevin "Kay" Casey. As good as everything I write she sneaks into, (be warned!) but she 'stars' in:

-Of a boy and a girl: One-shots and short stories about her and Charlie Weasley, more specifically his gigantic crush on her.

-We're only young once: Kevin and the Marauders, two one-shots written in "talking to"-form (I'm sure it's a much more professional name for it, but I don't know that and aren't gonna look it up).

-Aftermath: Kevin and Charlie's life directly after the war, from her point of view. Also takes on some of how the rest of the Weasleys are dealing, mostly George and Bill.

With that said, most things I write are rated M, because some things I just find natural about life others may take offense in. Go figure...

Have recently began making a hell of AUs to my stories, but works about as quick as a snail glued to a tree.

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Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 198 - Words: 242,399 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/14/2007
Twin Cores by foxfire flamequeen reviews
When you’re playing Death’s game, you can never win… Unless you cheat. Previously posted from account ThunderStar SolarEclipse. Revised and edited. Please read Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Muggle and a Monster by Silent Knight I reviews
A summer in the lives of the Weasley twins. Fred has a fling with a Muggle girl, and George acts up. Is it something more sinister than just simple jealousy? NOT slash, FWxOC but the romance isn't the focus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Cell Alternate Ending by Bystander38 reviews
An alternate ending to Stephen King's novel, Cell.
Cell - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Roonil Waslib by ZenJack reviews
Hugo doesn't like to read. Hermione thinks she knows why and asks Ron for help. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hermione G., Hugo W. - Complete
Did I Mention by Aintzane411 reviews
Not once has the story of the Battle of Hogwarts been told from Fred Weasley's point of view. Sure, he wasn't there for the entire thing, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a story of his own! ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Fred W. - Complete
A Rather Cold Shower by Blacketernia13 reviews
Oliver minds his own in the locker room... but someone's got their eyes on him! Whatever could they want? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Oliver W., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Weasley Family Heartbreak by MBP reviews
In an AU version of post-DH by two years , Arthur receives some very bad news. How will the rest of the family cope? Idea came from an interview with JKR -- rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 135,460 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Letters To Santa by BookwormKali reviews
The golden trio's letters to santa from when they where kids. Takes place when they were about 7 or 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dubious Record by xenocidender reviews
Harry has a bad day, and then has to explain it. To everyone. Just a strange oneshot that I thought of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
You Can Let Go by mackgirl reviews
A few father/daughter moments between Victoire and Bill. The story is based off the song "You Can Let Go" and is in response to the Father's Day Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bill W., Victoire W. - Complete
Seeker Boy and Chaser Girl by MoonlightAngel220 reviews
Charlie knows his little sister will be a Seeker like him, no matter how much she denies it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete
Renesmee and Albus Severus: Funny Love Story by Forever Tragically Torn reviews
For all the Fanpire Potterhead hybrids out there. Funny, I promise! Renesmee Cullen now appears to be 18 and meets Albus Severus son of the famous Harry Potter. They fall in love. What happens when the Cullens meet the Potters? CH.4 in EDWARDS POV is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Time and Again by Mornwey reviews
Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when even his own body seems to be working against him. Lucky for him the cavalry comes to the rescue...albeit in the unlikely form of Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Hear no Evil, See no Evil by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred will do anything to win back Angelina's heart, even if it means venturing through the strange little door that has appeared in Stoatshead Hill. Stardust parody. FredxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Butter and Jam by Starkiller reviews
Fred survives the Battle of Hogwarts, but at a price: he is blind. A guilty Percy declares himself his helper. But their newfound friendship hits a rock when Fred attempts to charm the girl of Percy's dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Fred W., Percy W.
Are We There Yet? by Mi-chan17 reviews
Charlie, Bill, and Percy...one firstyear's ride on the Hogwarts express. Prebooks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Tale of Tercio by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
A Valentina Jett original! A story of ancient times, in the style of a fairy tale, about a family with seven children, the choices of their third son, and what came of those choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
To Babysit the Weasleys by in these chains reviews
Due to a backfire when Harry attempts to put a charm on the “dying” Hedwig to make her younger, the Weasleys become children! What will happen when it's time to go back to Hogwarts? full sum in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Werewolf reviews
Based off Starkiller's Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives Universe. During their first case, George get to meet a werewolf face to face with a bit more unlucky result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Kitchen reviews
Heartbroken, George and Nox end up in the kitchen at Weasley Manor with enough booze to drown a horse, which end up having a much, much deeper impact on their lives than either of them would've dreamed of. Based on Starkiller's TVPD universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - George W., OC
When Percy met Audrey reviews
A cold February day in London, while Percy is stressed out and seeing the worst in everything, particularly anything he say, a pair of polka-dotted boots changes his day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
After the end of the war there is a lot of loose ends to pick up, and at the same time trying to keep oneself together more or less. One woman watch herself and the Weasleys around her struggle, but come through at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 141,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Toffee reviews
Experimenting with new products through war and all, the Weasley twins discover a surprising effect one of their inventions have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Fred W., George W.
One reviews
They have just lost a son, a brother, a twin. Now life have to go on. For George every day, week, month and year is a struggle and he definitely doesn't want to live. Oneshots, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Of a boy and a girl reviews
A series focusing around Charlie Weasley and the love of his life. He loved her even before he knew the meaning of the word. Non-chronologically and rated for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 118,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Charlie W., OC
Full of surprises reviews
Being a father is never easy, and sometimes Bill wasn't sure if his second daughter was trying to make it easier or harder for him. Since the day she was born she had surprised him, but the biggest surprise came after her first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bill W., Dominique W. - Complete
Cracked Armor reviews
After the attack by Greyback it takes two of the most important women in his life to begin to put Bill together again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bill W., Fleur D.
Wedding Night reviews
Stuck at Muriel's and with a war going on most of the Weasleys are bored, scared and tense, but Bill and Fleur take a moment just to enjoy life while they can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
You or the other one reviews
Lousy title, but nevermind. Fred and Angelina went together to the Yule Ball, but what happened between them and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Angelina J., Fred W.
What would life be without? reviews
A collection of random oneshots and shortstories about anyone and everyone from the Marauder's era to the Next Gen. Most are funny, but some have a more serious undertone. Includes "Paper", "Dreaming" , "Dinner", "Swatting" and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - George W., James P.
Arctic Gillyweed reviews
Bill and George is in the search of a plant when their car have a motor-stop. Looking for help they meet up with a girl, who offers to come with them. Bill is angry, George is joyful and she's about to loose her mind, all good family-fun. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,667 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bill W., George W.
One death, three takes reviews
What happened to Fred when he died? What's the after-life like? Difficult questions, but here's three possibilities I see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Fred W., Gideon P. - Complete
Holey spot reviews
You don't get your ear blasted off without any side-effects, as George soon discovers. Luckily Fred is by his side to support, ridicule and intoxicate him. One-shot at the night before the wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The telling off from the painting reviews
Ever wondered what Molly was doing out of her dorm at four in the morning. I mean, really doing, a night-time stroll seems like a bad cover if you ask me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Ginny's book of records reviews
Eleven facts you may not know about the youngest Weasley, Poking fun at about every one of her brothers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
We're only young once reviews
Chap 1: January '75, the Marauders are in the hospital wing, watching their friend struggle for survival. Chap 2: Two guys and a girl tends to Remus in the dorm after a full-moon, slash/foursome. Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Christmas Spirit reviews
Molly is trying to carry on a holiday tradition. Some years it's great, other years her kids don't want to participate at all. Meant to be several oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Ron W., Bill W.