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Four Seasons by yaoigirl22 reviews
Part 2 of The Days of A Flower: If Severus thougth taking care of a baby was hard, he's in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,838 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews
Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A Mid-Winter Adventure by randomplotbunny reviews
The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Changed Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Rewriting History. A threat against the Potter family lets them inside the Prince Manor, where Severus Mentis lives… along with a guest in the shadows. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,216 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Collection by j'adore macabre reviews
Collection of ficlets written on tumblr. Hannigram prompts. Rating is a general T for predicted blatant violence. Contains mpreg, A/b/o verse, and whatever other kinks prompts I'll probably fill later.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
To See All Clearly by Windblown.child reviews
After being banished from the Lonely Mountain by Thorin, Bilbo was badly injured in the Battle of Five Armies. Only by the compassion of the rest of the company does he survive. Everyone lives, Thilbo Baggenshield BB/TO
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Matter of Hobbits by Windblown.child reviews
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo returns to the Shire to live his life. The journey back reveals more about hobbits than Bilbo knew. BB/TO Warning: mpreg
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
On Watch by Windblown.child reviews
The dwarves have strange customs, but Bilbo is more than interested in learning about them. Seriously smutty Thilbo Baggenshield TO/BB
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
The King's Treatment by Windblown.child reviews
Bilbo suffers at the hands of the elf king which effects his relationship with Thorin. Dub-con, hurt/comfort Thilbo Baggenshield TO/BB
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Heartsigns by Windblown.child reviews
When two people who are meant to be together first touch, a symbol appears on their skin. But it's not always easy to work out. Thilbo Baggenshield TO/BB
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
He Walks Unseen by Windblown.child reviews
Bilbo made a deal with the Gods after the Battle of Five Armies. But the Gods always demand payment. Thilbo Baggenshield BB/TO
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Dealing in Arrangements by FeistyFox reviews
She should have considered that what he wanted in exchange for paying off her debt was not at all what she had expected when she walked into his shop that morning.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 158,884 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Waltz by Destielixer reviews
Hannibal decides to try a new method of therapy in the form of a waltz to help Will along with his stress and nightmares. Will isn't a good dancer and he's nervous about dancing with Hannibal alone. ONESHOT.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers by PendulumWings reviews
Their daughter, and her first date. There's a lot of Hannifam cuddles and cute in here. It didn't start out being cute. I swear.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Anesthesia by Hardwood Studios reviews
Will has a dinner date. Hannibal serves his date for dinner. [Hannibal/Will]
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
A pinch of salt by Monella reviews
Highschool AU where Hannibal is the (slightly) creepy new home economics teacher who may or may not be a serial killer and cannibal, Will is the slightly better looking version of a crazy cat woman (only with dogs) who's recently gone back to work after his nervous breakdown and Principle Jack Crawford is still trying to work out how this became his life.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013
Gruesomely Beautiful by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Will's face is disfigured and he knows who Hannibal really is but does that end their friendship or makes it more.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Mignardises by Gryvon reviews
Hannibal/Will. Their latest case reunites Will with an old ex. Hannibal does not approve of competition.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
The Days of a Flower by yaoigirl22 reviews
Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,466 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Prey in Disguise by Ebyru reviews
Will's home catches fire because of a case he's obsessing over, so he ends up — he and his dogs — at Hannibal's home.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
Hot for A Teacher by Destielixer reviews
Hannibal sits in on one of Will's lectures and he is distracted by Will's rather appealing appearance. Will doesn't seem to notice that his appearance affects his students and when Hannibal confronts him about it he is in for a big surprise. Hannibal/Will. Fill. ONESHOT.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Complete
Dumbledore's Prank Mistake by shadowdweller25 reviews
What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,288 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Side Effects by Transformersfan123 reviews
Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,385 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Nightly Comfort by Windblown.child reviews
Thorin is not afraid to act on what he wants, even when those actions may not be for the best. Thilbo Bagginshield, bittersweet and evergreen. TO/BB with other pairings hinted at.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
At the Abbey by Hikari no Chibi reviews
1912-1920, a RumBelle, Snowing & Ensemble OUaT AU set at Downton Abbey. No previous knowledge of D.A. necessary, not a crossover unless you count the setting . "In the years leading up to and preceding WWI, life marches on at Downton: an above-stairs story of romance, betrayal, and changing sensibilities."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Tea with the Devil by Hikari no Chibi reviews
Modern Day AU. Mr. Gold had no patience for anyone, least of all the incompetent blonde responsible for his morning tea. Rich men seldom needed to. But when the unwitting Belle French accidentally inherits the unpleasant task of bringing tea to the devil, will Mr. Gold remain as he is or will the beauty tame her beast?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,449 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
In Which Gold Rescues a Kitten by WinnietheShit reviews
Self-explanatory, don'tcha think?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rabbits on the Run by rufeepeach reviews
Rumbelle AU, where Belle trades away an unborn child to Rumpelstiltskin in return for her freedom. The curse hits before he can collect, but their deal is more complex than he ever imagined.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Civilised Existence by Fyrie reviews
Rumpelstiltskin tells Belle to go. Belle goes. But sometimes, you can't escape your happily ever after.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,968 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Take Only As Directed by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
"For an all-powerful Dark One," Belle muttered, scooting him over into a position of recline. He'd lost the battle before it had even had a chance to begin, watching her as she spooned the medicine out. "You are the biggest baby I have ever met."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Soapiest Scum by Adventure-Seeking-Juliet reviews
Belle convinces Rumpelstiltskin to play hide and seek.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Monday Morning by rufeepeach reviews
Belle calls Gold up at work, and considerably brightens his morning. With phonesex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Cats by Her Madjesty reviews
And in turn, they would follow him everywhere, mewing in pitiful adoration. Disclaimer: Characters not mine.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Comings and Goings by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Belle understands the fact that Rumplestiltskin is a very sought-out man, but such continuous demand can sometimes get in the way of... things
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Quest by rufeepeach reviews
Belle finds it hard, having obscure pregnancy cravings when you can't leave small-town Maine. Gold tries to compensate. Rumbelle fluffiness.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Can't Unsee It by bibliophileemily reviews
Henry reveals some unsettling news about Mr. Gold during his weekly therapy session. Crack. Set between "The Thing You Love Most" and "The Price of Gold."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Archie H./Jiminy Cricket - Complete
You Can Count On It by eclecticdinosaurs reviews
The typical. Rumpelstiltskin gets a bad cold and Belle tries to make him all better and he thinks she is trying to poison him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Can We keep him? by LadyLombax reviews
Ever wonder where Frankie the Bulldog came from? Well, here's my version!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Sweet Deals by CrossedScarsX reviews
"Nobody knew it, but Mr. Gold always kept a bit of candy nearby." Mr. Gold and Henry have a conversation one afternoon in his pawnshop.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Henry Mills - Complete
Sparks by MuzaiandYuuzai reviews
By the hand of Megatron the savior of the world is killed, but All Spark has never been one to give up that easily. A Movieverse tale with violence, mature themes and slash. Bee/Sam. Editing has been finished.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,228 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Mini Moony by lilyyuri reviews
Sequel to 'Jaded', Harry and Remus are married and are going to adopt a child called Aaron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 164,613 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5842 - Favs: 5,976 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
An Exercise in Concentration by Steelfeathers reviews
...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. She promptly abandons her burdensome nephew on the doorstep of her childhood neighbour, aka, Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Fangirls by femme4jack reviews
Bayverse 07 Movie. Crackfic written a year ago and forgotten about. Bumblebee writes a Cease and Desist letter to fangirls writing about himself and Sam after he notices Sam's discomfort.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Beyond Expectations by Jendra reviews
Sequel to JGE. Sixth Year has begun. With Voldie gone, it should all be perfect, right? Wrong. Changes are coming, and some things are Beyond even Harry's Expectations. HP/LM crossdressing, Dumble bashing, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,996 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Scars of Human Nature by yaoigirl22 reviews
When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
The joke was so over used that Lennox wanted to laugh until he cried, but the completely serious look on Sam's face convinced him that the boy would rip his throat out if he so much as giggled.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2011 - W. Lennox, Sam W.
The Birds and the Bees by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
Sometimes the facts of life get a little mixed up.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sam W., Annabelle L.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jade Green Eyes by Jendra reviews
Harry found a way to hide from a world that wanted too much from him. Crossdressing, Harry/Lucius slash Sequel to Mythic Alliance don't need to read it first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,591 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 334 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 394 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 894 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
A Feat of Feet by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
After an interesting display of human capabilities, Bumblebee begins to doubt the efficiency of his own anatomy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Prometheus by MissMary reviews
When Optimus caught Sam, he died anyway, and Optimus put the Cube in his spark. Megatron took the remnants and has enslaved the human race, crushing all resistance and hunting down any free humans found until none were left. Then a familiar face appears..
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,998 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Megatron, Sam W. - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
The Human Patient by MoniHoag reviews
Not even the Decipticon's deserve this....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Belong by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. Crack, melodramatic angst, a bit of fluff towards the end. Four ways that our intrepid human characters did not become Autobots, and the one way they did.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Family Guy of Cybertron by DaemonicKitten reviews
Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Different Way by Pagen Godess reviews
Sam has a gift. Ever since he was five he's been seeing giant robots. Some that are friendly and some that aren't. Now with the time of his visions approaching how's he going to help. Expeshally when he's stuck in the Tranquility Insane asylum.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
How It Is by NightElfCrawler reviews
2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 206,715 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Nature and Nurture by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attachments and a Vow by L33Tbunny reviews
Movieverse 07 Oneshot. A little story about a day while Ironhide is staying at the Lennox's, and things he learns about human younglings. He now understands why Bee wanted to stay Sam's guardian, and Ironhide makes a vow. cute, no pairings, just fun
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Ironhide, Captain Lennox - Complete
And Let My Words Be Few by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Playing the Mind Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Harry thought Snape would sooner adopt him than let them play games in class. Now, under the legal guardianship of Snape, what happens when he brings up this thought over dinner? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Under the Covers by Crystal Haze reviews
Moony...there's a bogeyman under my bed! SiriusxRemus, slash Dialogue only fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taken Place by Lola Hard reviews
*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
First day of classes by PadyandMoony reviews
What if Sirius hadn’t gone after Peter and instead pleaded his case to Dumbledore. What if Harry had only spent six months at the Dursleys and then been adopted by his godfather. What if when Harry turned three Sirius was offered Professor Binn’s position
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Getting A Kiss by Elpin reviews
Very short one shot, slash, RLSB, pure dialogue. A very short conversation between the puppies. Sirius tries to get a kiss, the Sirius Black way, which is really the drunken way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Pandora Complex by Nimori reviews
HP/SS SLASH. Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete