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hey. i am 11 and i live in the land of unicorns. i basically have no freaking life. i am like the queen of randomness and for halloween, i was batchick with these totally awesome shades. all of my friends went as something random. last night i had a giant party and right now i have a sugar rush. i had like 10 cups of coffee before going to school this morning. and u no what? COFFEE IS THE ROOT OF ALL LIFE.

squirt! squirt!... lol. long story. inside thing.

annoying kid: silly rabbit! Trix are for kids.

pissed rabbit: for the last freaking time! GIVE ME THE F-ING trix now or i swear u can taste my rainbow!! (that sounds nasty if u think of the other type of rainbow)

soooooo. bordom is eating at my soul right now. wow. that sounded dark. anywhooo so hows life been treatin ya? lol

omg! oh crap! i lost it... wait! dont u think the coco puff bird need to go to rehab. well, he already did. thats where i met him!

for once, i have no idea what to say so um...

oh yeah!! so here is a bunch of really funny stuff i saw on someones profile. sorry if ur mad at me for using it but i almost peed my pants from lafing so hard!

Random Stuff

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow,

"Put on your big girl panties and deal with it"

lets flip a coin- heads we are together, tails we flip again

having the love of your life say that we can still be friends it like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it

i make the cowardly lion look lik the terminator

im so gangster, i carry a squirt gun

i DONT obsess! i think intensley...

there are three kinds of people in this world, ones who can count, and ones who can't

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

You're intoxocated by my very presence. (i like intimidated better, shmile)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (it really is, u know?)

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Idk about you but I like this list! It's funny and possible to do... just kidding!

A Friend Poem I saw and thought it was cool. Hope you enjoy!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" (cough.annie.cough.)

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Eva

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of adead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who in an awkward silence or when someone says something awkward, would laugh.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that is is so random and stupid, nothing i do now can make me feel like a retard.

A funy blonde joke: Okay no offense to the blondes out there but I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"


"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

Alright there are more I could put but I don't want to offened any more blondes out there. Sorry again I just thought they were funny...

poem I saw that was cool. Or at least I thought...

EX BOYFRIEND (is the title)

Of loving beauty you float with grace.

if only you could hide your face..

kinda intelligent loving hot..

i just described what you are not..

i want to feel your sweet embrace..

but DON'T take that paper bag off your face..

i love your smile face and eyes..

dang I'm good at telling lies...

i see your face when i am dreaming...

thats why i always wake up screaming..

my love you take my breath away...

what did you step in to make you smell that way?

my feelings for you have no words.

The End

I just thought it was funny. hope you enjoyed it too!


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. is Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

A blonde was walking back and forth from her house to her mail box. She made the trip over and over again. Finally her neighbor asked her what she was doing. She replied "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

"Friends are like buttcheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."

"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?


None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

okayyyyyy. im done for now. for those of u that have this on ur profile already, i owe it all 2 u. i take no credit (or at least i say i dont... mwahaha)

qwick! hide or MJ is gonna molest u!! haha sorry. me n my friends r... strange.

my friends were jealous that tha wrnt on my pro... queers. o well

LUV YALL LIKE I LUVS ME LATTES!! oh- girls r the cool! haha. my friend shanna said that cuz she couldnt fit 'est' at the end of the word cool on her paper... ! wowza baba


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California Beach by Sarcastic4159 reviews
When Max spies on the boys when they go down to the beach will what she finds bring her closer to Fang or tear them a part? Can Max and The Flock handle normal lives or will it get to complicated?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Why Me? by Ally Noel reviews
Max Ride is back and ready for action. Lots of FAX! i know you love it. R&R please! rated M for a couple of chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Falling Down by halocrumber reviews
Fang and Max are captured by God-Knows-What. Whitecoats are performing one last experiment, it'll take every last ounce of strength to stop it. The remains of the flock are trying to save them. It gets pretty intense. FAXNESS! Open to flame. No gross Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Fang
A Heart To Be Found by ShadowJumper reviews
This takes place after MR 4. Max and the flock come back to Ella's to rest up and Fang says something to Max that may change her outlook on their future together. Lots of Fax! Read and review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Angels Evil Secret Fax Plan by dragonfly and malilee reviews
So... Max and Fang think they cant be together! Think again! Handcuffs, Angel and I HATE YOU's can prove to be very effective... p.s its not that bad but apparently i have to rate it M! oh well
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Max, Fang
Free by destinywriter99 reviews
It starts out with Fang and Nudge pysching out Max. Then, true feelings are revealed in a full scale blow out by Max. But what happens when a blizzard tears apart the flock and a bomb threatens the life of one of it's members? Return of ter Borcht. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Truth or Dare by birdkidwithwings reviews
Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel want to get Max and Fang together! What do they have in mind? Involves dares, pizza, playing house and more! FAX! please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Field Trip by MaidenChina reviews
Max and the flock go back to school and are on ANOTHER field trip. Very manga-ish themes, such as overnight stay in a hotel and hot springs... need I say more? MAJORLY FLUFFY and TOTALLY FAX. First fanfic, please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Would You Rather to the MAXIMUM 2 by Kenna92005 reviews
Max and Fang are finally together but the rest of the Flock has to keep the plan they had in the Would You Rather to the EXTREME a secret. The would you rathers do get crazy. The Flock members also have to do what they would rather do. Fax, Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,818 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Reasons Why I Like by Bojangles78 reviews
Set during SOF when they're in school, Fang is bored in a Biology lesson. FAX, surprise, surprise. Its called 'Reasons Why I Like...', hope you like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
Fudge by Skipp Ryan reviews
2years after TFW Fang Loves FUDGE Max is jealous but is it really what she thinks it is and why does the new kid they meet seem so much like Fang Their Vacation from saving the world may not last as long as they planned when secrets are revealed COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,126 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Chip Skinny Dip by xXxsilent but deadlyxXx reviews
The title may be random, but this has cookies, truth or dare, and FAX! please read! this is mah first fanfic! so be nice haha R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
Down South by PeruvianChick reviews
The Voice tell's Max they have to go down to Mexico to chase down a wanted murderer. In Mexico they find out about a new Itex branch. Told mostly in Fang's POV. Lot's of Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,399 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The flock returns to highschool by Bubblesswimmer reviews
Max and Fang decide that school would do them some good, but will it, or will they get caught up in drama? Possible flyboy action. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Max, Ella
It Happened at the Mall by PeruvianChick reviews
The flock goes to the mall, they split up and Max finds out about a secret Nudge is hiding . . . Angel losses control . . . and FAX! A TWOSHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum school by Nikik reviews
Fax Iggyxoc Nudgexoc the flock goes to school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fang, Max
Max's Cold by july rain reviews
Max has got a cold... Fax oneshot, also posted on dA.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
MAX The Date by PARAMOREKID reviews
Max is on a date! It's not Fang, it's not Sam, then who is it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Max
The Necklace by KrazyK32 reviews
So, it all starts with a necklace. And a really short skirt! Set after MR4. Max thinks that Itex have been destroyed, but what if someone or something more powerful comes along? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2008
Back at the school by missingyou68 reviews
The flock got captured, Omega and Fang want Max. How far will they go to get her. What about what Max Wants. Will Omega offer the flock freedom 4 max. What happens if they get out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Cherries and S'mores by ThunderSpeak reviews
Two-shot. Chapter one with Iggy/Nudge and Cherry stem tying tests, and then Chapter two with Max/Fang and S'mores and its messyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
The Maximum IM Experience by RavenSparx reviews
Uh oh... the Flock has new computers, and it's time for some serious IMing! Full of FAX, humor, random mind-reading, embarassing questions, and even a little Eggy. Get ready for the maximum IM experience! Rated T for safety, really should be K .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008
Ultimate Doom, or, The Mall by honeyshoshana reviews
Nudge needs a bra. This sets off a whole chain of unfortunate events, including lots of Faxness. Drama and idiocy occur. Romance, humor, jealousy, despair, Abercrombie, and Bizarrely Orange People are all included in this astonishingly odd fic by Sunny!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
That Kiss by Mooncatcher reviews
The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blizzard Heart by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max goes to go find food for the flock in a total white out, with Fang.Then they are caught by a Avalanche then there stuck in the same snow cave together. As Max goes crazy with worry,Fang might be using the situation to his advantage. To win her heart
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The meaning of Sacrifice by bfe111 reviews
This is a story pretty much based on FAX. Someone dies to help Max realize what she really feels. THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM. Please read, I promise you will love it and I love criticism!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008