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Joined 09-17-08, id: 1695629, Profile Updated: 05-17-10
Author has written 21 stories for Maximum Ride, Blue Bloods, Blue is For Nightmares, Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, Misc. Books, Kyle XY, Thirteen, NCIS, Point Pleasant, Charmed, and Bones.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade
~Author Unknown

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
~Author Unknown

There's one sad truth in life I've found
while journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know;
we please the fleeting guest,
and deal full many a thoughtless blow
to those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. ~Arnold H. Glasgow

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston

A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. ~Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres, 1942

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. ~Ambrose Bierce, the Devil's Dictionary

Ink to paper is thoughtful
Ink to flesh, hard-core.
If Shakespeare were a tattooist
we’d appreciate body art more.
~Carrie Latet

J.D.: Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

Ben Campbell: I had a 1590 on my SAT, I got a 44 on my MCAT, and I have a 4.0 GPA from MIT. I thought I had my life mapped out, but then I remembered what my non linear equations professor once told me, always account for variable change... I let down my good friends, but as it turns out, they weren't too bad at simple math either. I scored the prettiest girl in school. I got beaten down by an old school Vegas thug who was having trouble accepting his retirement, but I worked out a deal with him that got him a nice pension... And I lied to my mother, but I confessed a lie and well, she still loved me... So my senior year of college I joined this team and I learned this new skill. I went to Vegas 17 times to use it. I made hundreds of thousands of dollars counting cards. And then I had it all stolen from me, twice... How's that for life experience professor? Did I dazzle you? Did I jump off the page?

Susanna: narrating Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

Lucy Hardwicke: You know that was really hard for me to say? I mean what are you trying to do scare me? Well congratulations!
Carter Webb: I'm trying to wake you up! There's a big fucking world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, never ever the thing you'd expect. It's ok to be scared but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that really love you, the people that need you.
Lucy Hardwicke: So I guess we're done right?
Carter Webb: Yeah, we're done.

Marilyn Bartlett: Well maybe there's more to high school than being well liked.
Charlie Bartlett: Like what specifically?
Marilyn Bartlett: (thinks for a second) Nothing comes to mind.

Emily Lindstrom: Where'd you get that strange accent?
Phillip: Chicago, I guess.

Tracy: Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything, hit me! Again, do it harder! I can't feel anything, this is awesome!
Evie: (huffing computer duster) I hear this little wah-wah-wah inside my head...
Tracy: That's your brain cells popping!

Sean: What? You don't live in what world? The world of first dates? Of holding hands?
Wendy: No you jackass. Of disposable girlfriends. Of bracelets for blowjobs. Of macking and making out and going down and text messaging some asshole whose gonna come all over my shirt. That world.

Billie: ... and when she was good she was very good and when she was bad she was horrid.

Heather Chandler: Is this turnout weak or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.
Veronica Sawyer: Heather?
Heather Chandler: God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...

Sylvia: My mom started flipping out saying that New York was all about sex and drugs and I just wanted to say, you know what, I’m not a virgin, I already have a tattoo and I do a ton of drugs here.

Diana McFee: bedtime story she reads to Emma When the voices of children are heard on the green. And laughing is heard on the hill. My heart is at rest within my breast. And everything else is still. Then come home my children, the sun is gone down. And the dews of night arise. Come, come, let us play, and let us away. Till the morning appears in the skies. No, no, let us play, for it is yet day. And we cannot go to sleep. Besides, in the sky the little birds fly. And the hills are all covered with sheep. Well, well, go and play till the light fades away. And then go home to bed. The little ones leaped and shouted and laughed. And all the hills echoed.

Lucy: We're in the middle of a revolution Jude. And what are you doing? Doodles and cartoons?
Jude: Well I'm sorry I'm not the man with the mega-phone, but this is what I do.

Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.

Ivy: about Melinda's art project It's scary, like in a weird way, not clown scary, um how do I say this? It's like you don't wanna look at it too long.

Finn Earl: final statement of the introductory narration This is my story of my time amongst the Fierce People. During the summer of 1980, in deepest, darkest, New Jersey.

Finn Earl: We are the sum of all the people we ever met.

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Purely black by HellKiten666 reviews
this is my take of point pleasant's let the war commence, what if Christina hadn't stabbed Jesse and they were meant to defeat evil
Point Pleasant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Coming home by Daria234 reviews
Short one-shot about what Gibbs whispered to Ziva when she finally talked about what happened in the desert.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Zombieland Rules 131 by David N. Brown reviews
Columbus's complete rules. David N. Brown resides in Mesa, Arizona.
Zombieland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Columbus - Complete
Help Me Wake by BeautifulLyricsAlways reviews
Poem dedicated to Janie about her 'power'
Wake series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Lilly Always Has More Secrets by Daria234 reviews
Two years post-series Veronica discovers a safety deposit box that used to belong to Lilly. She's touched by what she finds. Lilly/Veronica slash.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lilly, Veronica - Complete
Broken Wings by Ordinary Madness reviews
This is a poem that Lia wrote in the midst of her anorexia. A poem about wanting to be gone. She's just too fragile that she could break--like wings of a sparrow.
Wintergirls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Music Makes Me Sway by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
Cabel Strumheller is two things: asleep and paranoid. /CabelxJanie, the night after Janie told him her secret/
Wake series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
I Don't Know by LittleXDhampir reviews
A poem I wrote after Silver Is For Secrets. Stacey's feelings after losing Jacob.
Blue is For Nightmares - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
My Mistakes by The.Mad.Shadow reviews
Em recounts all of the mistakes she made leading up to and including the events of Adventureland.
Adventureland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Emily/Em
Her Demon by butimbroken reviews
Christina/Boyd. The devil's child and her evil bodyguard together again. COMPLETE.
Point Pleasant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Point Pleasant Ficlets by xfirefly9x reviews
Christina. A collection of drabbles based on the characters of Point Pleasant.
Point Pleasant - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2006
Rooftop Concert by SacreJambons reviews
If the movie had continued five more minutes, this is what would have happened in my opinion.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Welcome To The Asylum by Puisin Topaz reviews
Don't worry dear Alice, we're all mad here." A poem of Alice being greeted by the inhabitants of the asylum. You decide who is telling her she's mad. For Halloween. Leave reviews, no flames please.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Impossible by blackbirdxsinging reviews
When Elizabeth Parker, a workaholic clean freak is fired, her best friend thinks its best she finds a man and a new apartment to start a new life. When she meets Max, she realizes that her new life is going to be a lot harder then any work shes done befor
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
Angel and the Spider by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Hangman's Curse. Poem in Ian's POV about Crystal's death.
Veritas Project - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Fighting Destiny by xfirefly9x reviews
Christina. Christina's thoughts on the prophecy that she will destroy everything and everyone in Point Pleasant...
Point Pleasant - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
screw it by nyx372040 reviews
a short poem about Nancy
Craft - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006
The End by Billy Rose reviews
Point Pleasant fic. Basically just a drabble for the end of the series. SPOILERS for anyone who hasn't seen the 5 unaired episodes in the box set.
Point Pleasant - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
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YouTubing It
Um... yeah, this just follows my characters from my other Charmed fanfics, Prue, Victoria, and Josephine - Phoebe and Coop's daughter's, their views about life and love and everything through a YouTube blog... so it's pretty normal, not much magic, sorry
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,589 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Phoebe H., Coop
Almonds and Cherries reviews
Prudence Bella Halliwell, the eldest daughter of Phoebe and Coop, has really no clue of where to go from high school, starts practicing some magic just as Phoebe and Paige, two newly wed wives, start to question their lives and dreams for eternity
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Coop, Phoebe H. - Complete
Sweets Interviews Sweetly reviews
It's an interview process, probably one of many, that involves the FBI agent Sweets and the fictional family I have created and thought deeply on for FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - L. Sweets, S. Booth - Complete
Time Lapse Lifetime reviews
My own alternate Blue Bloods universe that kind of cuts off in the beginning of Revelations, but this starts off six years after wards with Schuyler raising her six year old daughter, Bella, and titled after the Maria Taylor song
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Every Rose Has It's Thorn reviews
This is a one shot I wrote after finishing watching the show - for the first time - and I added my own character, a second daughter of the devil, this is basically the stories of Evan and Christina over the years, showing their true destiny on the rose.
Point Pleasant - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Jessi's Pop Song reviews
A sort of sequel to Kyle's Rock Song - only really really far out there
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Welcome To NCIS
Kind of a one shot that's going to lead to a lot of other things...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Kyle's Rock Song reviews
This is my closure and Kyle's justice to a good last season even though he deserves many of many seasons and maybe even a movie, because if the X-Files are good enough, why not Kyle? This is a kessi, jandy, and marli fic
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Best Friends Forever reviews
This is a oneshot that I wrote during algebra so its sketchy and it shows how much Evie really did love Tracy and that they were close friends just... crash and burn
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Definition of Fate reviews
Proof that Edward and Bella are soul mates. This is an idea of mine that I got a long time ago,that the reason Bella is a clutz, sick at the sight/smell of blood and not afraid of vampires Cullen Vamps is because she was a vamp in a past life
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MATH reviews
My own work of pure fiction. M.A.T.H. is the subject I hate the most so I came up with the acronym Miss Algebra Trigonometry Hell, originally it was more colorful but then... Please read if you hate/or been hated by M.A.T.H.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Reunion reviews
Okay, here is something I cooked up in Algebra class, a little bit miscelleanous fun. To me, Tracy and Evie are the most powerful friends of all, they went through a lot together, and as long as Evie got rid of the bitchiness it could work out.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Dancing Suns reviews
Okay, another story about Bella before Forks and Edward when she meets a vampire whens she is sixteen years old. I added my own character to the Twilight world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Genesis reviews
A really shitty story about Blue Bloods. I wrote it from my own characters point of view that is not in the original Blue Bloods, she is Schuyler's sister and the second daughter of Allegra and this is what I think should happen w/ the Blue Bloods
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Notebook Poems reviews
Really bad, depressing, and truly emo poems I have written through out the year in World Geography - such a boring class, isnt it?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
After Light reviews
A prequeal to the Dragon House with the same characters. Know to bring flashlights. Try this at home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
On The Record reviews
Something I came up w/ during algebra class. Mrs. Stevens inspired the white coats because in my mind all math teachers are mental patients!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
The Dragon House reviews
A story of Bella before she met Edward and moved to Forks, kind of goes true to both the movie and the book, the Dragon House is the house that Bella and Edward moved into when they got married - bow chica wow wow
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Missing reviews
Eden is raised in her wiccan family and should be used to her precognitions by now... but she isnt, starting in a new school she finds herself introduced to even more magic, wiccan or mortal
Blue is For Nightmares - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Spilt Blood reviews
Tatiana is the girl you wish you could be, because in this story she gets Iggy from The Flock, living in Phoenix, Arizona she has never really felt accepted by her best friend or her mother - really bad at summaries! sorry
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
One Page Love Story reviews
Oliver and Schuyler is all I have to say
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete