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Spruce Lake by Ohjazzy reviews
Matt is sent to a religious summer camp after his parents find out he's gay, but instead of finding God, he meets a gorgeous blond named Mello and ruins his chances for redemption as they begin to fall in love. AU, rated T for now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Matt, Mello
Punch Drunk Love by Leather and Stripes reviews
Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato. Past Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard, on the outskirts of LA, he'll find a bar. And in that bar, he'll find a smile. It always starts with a smile. MelloxMatt, AU. Mature.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,762 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello, Matt
Guns, Sex, and Power by checkerboardom reviews
Mello meets Matt in a club and is instantly attracted to the begoggled dancer but little does he know that Matt is not all that he seems. M/M Yaoi Rated M
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Lucky Unlucky Situation by Shattered.Ruby reviews
Of all the things life could throw at you I'd say being slave to Prince Kheel himself is of the worst found luck. Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,573 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Matt, Mello
Melodious Nocturne by MrsMailJeevas reviews
After Night walkers took over the human world humans are placed into three groups breeders, bleeders and uniques. Because of his red hair and emerald gaze Matt finds himself bought and taken in by the president of the new Vampire world, Mello. Review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Matt, Mello
Granting Innocence by Anonymous Tokumei No reviews
Sometimes a simple fight can bring back lost memories, and lost innocence... Was originally a One-Shot but could be more depending on reviews MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Mello, Matt
Happy Anniversery by I'm-Her-Mattie reviews
It's Matt and Mello's anniversary and Mello has a hot gift for Matt. Yaoi. MattxMello. Bondage. Smut. HOT! may need ice after reading this ;
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Matt, Mello
Fire of the Sun by checkerboardom reviews
Mello's birthday is coming up so L gets him the perfect gift-Matt. Mello/Matt. BB/? Rated M for lemons. -Complete-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Auction by can't-reach-beer reviews
"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,421 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello
Living Justice by dramaq reviews
MxM No matter how many times Mello abandons him, ignores him, breaks him, Matt can't help but desperately, hopelessly love him. Even in those sparse moments when Matt can see this love reciprocated, Mello always turns away...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,994 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Mello
Matt's Punishment by I'm-Her-Mattie reviews
Mello hears a rumor and has to punish Matt. MattXMello. Yaoi. Bondage. Hot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Family Feud by TabbyCat33098 reviews
Matt wins a trip to New York City, where his parents were killed by the Mafia. Here he meets a girlish chocolate addict by the name of Mello. The two build a relationship based on lies and secrets. How will they fix the problems they create? AU & YAOI!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Changing Faces by AngelaD.Pangie reviews
The world's greatest detectives are in trouble. The reality and dreaming world have begun to warp around them, and all they can do, with the help of Watari and their psychologist, is desperately try to figure out what's real. Before it's too late.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Magnificent Masquerade by EasternSunflower reviews
Matt Jeevas is a romantic author who is approached for a film project. Mello is a young actor looking for his next big break. When their worlds collide, a misinterpreted message leads to a romance that was never meant to be. -By ThatJeevasFanChick&BsWN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Matt, Mello
You've Seen My Scars, Now Show Me Yours by AshGreyAllison reviews
Matt is a freshman, who after 3 months knows the basics of High School. When a certain sophomore gets put into a painful and difficult situation, however, Matt sees more of the infamous Mello than he thought he ever would. MelloxMatt AU maybe slight OOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Mello, Matt
I Drove All Night by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello was now muttering to himself, wondering if there was something playing against him, some weird force changing seconds to minutes and minutes to hours, making of this drive a neverending tour with no hope to reach his destination. LEMON and FLUFF
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pillowcase by GrasperGroupie reviews
Mello drags Matt to a club, but the reward for Matt leaving the apartment makes the embarrassing journey more than worth it. M/M, lemon, yaoi, dirty talk, etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dog by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
Mellos pissed off and Matt decides to distract him. Mello's anger and need for control drive it into somthing more. LEMON
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Mello, Matt
Just Friends by SaneYaoiAddict reviews
Mello has intense feelings for Matt that he can barely contain, but Matt's straight. All it takes is a little alcohol to change that... If only for a night.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide by Tierfal reviews
Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Prisoner of Your Mind by funphenomenon reviews
Mello teased the others with his body, and he got the punishments that he deserved. And avenged. MattxMello a bit OOC , with slight bondage and lemons. slurp..
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Library by Leather and Stripes reviews
"Mello stood, inwardly screaming at himself for playing into Matt's little game. But, Father forgive, he wanted to play so bad." A cute, but sexy, Wammy oneshot. Written completely by Stripes for Leather.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I'm Gonna Hurt You Good by D-DarkAngel reviews
Felt like sharing and leaving you off with a cliffy, want you to thirst for more *evil laugh* Don't own either Matt or Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Suck Me Senseless by nowherenew reviews
Matt, an amateur internet porn star, teams up with the famous Mello, a porn film actor, to make a new movie. On set for three days, what will befall the two boys? Between takes of heated sex, will they bond or fight?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/14/2010
Dare You To Move by Paper Kettle reviews
Something terrible happens to Matt and no one knows what to do to help him. Can L, Light and Mello help him overcome his nightmare and catch the culprit or will he resort to drastic measures to escape the pain? Hopefully not as emo as it sounds. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
Leather in the Mirror by Dlvvanzor reviews
I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Of Subways, Dirty Language, and a Misc Alley by zorrie reviews
as the title implies. a strange Matt/Mello ficlet written from Matt's POV. :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shots of One by Interstella reviews
A number of one shots that a friend and I wrote when we were bored. All contain Yaoi. All contain Smut. All contain Matt/Mello. Unbated.-COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Access by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You Can Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. "You waited for me in the rain, in the parking lot...." I still remember the time you soaked the passenger side of my car.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Orally Pleasing by GrasperGroupie reviews
In a cold college dorm room, Matt and Mello make some discoveries on how they really feel about each other. yaoi, m/m, au
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Lesson by The Angelic Demoness reviews
Matt falls asleep on the job, so Mello decides to teach him a lesson...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
A Battle For Dominance by Meloxxy reviews
It's Matt's turn to be seme. MattxXxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Striped by silvaaeterna reviews
Black, white. The colors leaned against each other, wavering and dizzy, but somehow managing to stand. Neither was solid enough to be called dominant, and neither could exist alone, because then they'd cease to be stripes altogether. Matt x Mello oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Invisibility Cloak by Deathly Noted reviews
When Mello quits the Mafia and continues the Kira case with only Matt’s assistance, their relationship simplifies as much as it complicates... with repercussions for the whole world. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Mello, Matt
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
Impossible Mello by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Some shounen ai: Mello x Matt.] It was not often that Matt bothered to waste his energy fighting back against the unstoppable cyclone that was Mello, but he figured he'd make it last while he could.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 393 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Untamed by EEevee reviews
Story of a young eevee's life... rated for lang. and violence
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,696 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003