Because, it pisses Cartman off beyond belief, and I find that extremely funny.
It says: Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps blew up are raggedy ass fleet!
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks, two sticks, and a rock, and we had to SHARE the rock. Buck up boy, your one very lucky marine.
It has all the elements of classic gamemanship. Grif pain and suffering, Grif humiliation and defeat, and Grif multiple deaths.
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
It's important to save good, but it's even more important to save evil.
Worthy? How can you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace...
Come wayward souls,
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away ...forever.
You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.
You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
I don't believe in continents Church, I believe in God
Well yeah, and I am sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness.
Yeah, sometimes I wonder if there's things we'll never explain. You know, like, you know, like what if we did answer all the questions? You know, would we live on, like forever, happy with are triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance a common enemy that once destroyed, would leave are species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't matter what the answer is...because even if supreme knowledge did bring about the end of our species, the thought of obtaining it is just what would keep us together. You know? People would always look up at the sky...and just wonder why we're here.
You see, life's not about the destination. It's about the journey and making friends along the way. The search for meaning is, in fact, the very thing that gives our life meaning, so, really, the only true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it.
A man's strength comes not from just brawn and intelligence... but also from his allies.
We all change. When you think about it, we're all different people all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
I can say without a doubt that there are an infinite number of universes. Some are just like are own... but for one or two significant events, exactly the same.
Akatosh- Dragon God of Time and chief god of the pantheon
Dibella- Goddess of Beauty and Sexual Desire
Mara- Mother-Goddess and Goddess of Love
Arkay- God of Funerals & Burial Rites
Kynareth- Goddess of Nature, Wind, and the Sky
Stendarr- God of Mercy and Justice
Julianos- God of Wisdom and Logic
Zenithar- God of Work and Commerce
Talos- God of War and Governance