I-Am-The-Stig
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Joined 09-17-08, id: 1695958, Profile Updated: 12-21-11
Author has written 7 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Discworld.

Well... what can I say? I am the Stig. (The 12th one, currently testing out experimental machines for NASA, blown up a total of 34 times).

Any way, I am one of those people who is not lazy its just that I procrastinate and if something doesn't have a time limit then I usually just do it when I feel like it, which is not often.

For any of you who are wondering, the Stig is the tame racing car driver who has no known identity on Top Gear.

I'm currently going to university, and though i have heaps of ideas for fanfictions, i don't really have the time or motivation to write them which is a shame. i'm sort of semi retired... or at least i'm on here happily reading other people's stories and being distracted from writing my own.

"The more you say, the less people remember"

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Itty Bitty Zombies by H0n3yGlaz3 reviews
The Doctor stumbles across a baby zombie and takes it in.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,752 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B., Tank D., Takeo M.
Bought Out! by JJZ-109 reviews
As well all know, Star Wars was recently bought out by Disney. Now, our favorite heroes and villains from the original trilogy are their property. They are forced to move into Disney World, and find that they don't fit in that well. Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, Palpatine and the droids now face life in a child's world. Can Disney and Lucasfilm coexist? For laughs. Re-uploaded.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,469 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Darth Vader, Han S., Luke S., Leia O.
Perspective by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Four young crewmen on board the ISD Chimaera come to terms with Imperial service, each other, and living legends in the midst of war. Events begin with Heir to the Empire and go slightly AU. Chapters 1 - 35 cover Heir to the Empire. Chapter 36 starts Dark Force Rising. Reviews are love!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 157,000 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Luke S., Pellaeon, Thrawn
A Brilliance Hidden in the Mind by Neila Nuruodo reviews
Major Grodin Tierce thought himself the start of a new breed. Admiral Pellaeon thought him a failed experiment. What if Tierce was closer to the truth than Pellaeon? This will be a series of vignettes from various points of view, beginning with the logical and credible and shifting over time to the absurd and ridiculous. Ch. 2: Chaf'orm'bintrano is up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Thrawn
The Wild Prince by lackadaisical meandering reviews
King Laufey's dying wish is a treaty for peace to be devised with the marriage of the Jotun, Loki, and the Asgardian, Sigyn, to ensure it. But, long held grudges and war may prove to be more desired than an end to bloodshed. Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,142 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki, King Laufey
Hostage by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
80 years before the War of the Ring, one of Arathorn's rangers is captured and imprisoned in Dol Guldur. Arathorn tries to free him by capturing a Nazg├╗l and offering to trade.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Halbarad, Nazgul
When Night Falls by sachariah reviews
Order 66. The Dark Times. The Republic is dead, the Jedi are no more. A band of survivors find themselves caught between foes new and old, while searching for their calling in a dark galaxy. Post-ROTS. Featuring Ahsoka Tano, Captain Rex, Cad Bane, & OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 348,850 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Cad Bane - Complete
Richtofen's Betrayal by 666PsychoCheddar999 reviews
*SPOILER ALERT FOR MOON EASTER EGG* Rictofen and Samantha have swapped bodies. The Doctor is in control now. Can Takeo, Tank, Nikolai and Samantha stop them? And can they get help from a few old friends?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Samantha
The Der Riese Trial by paper smiles reviews
Based off of the Nuremberg Trials. Nazi party officials were tried for crimes against humanity. Moon was a total failure, and now a crime committing Nazi must suffer for his sins. Or will he? R&R, yo.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Vengeance by Woffles92 reviews
In a land where time can be rewritten by sacred sand, who's to say that death is necessarily the end? Persia is threatened once more when one man's revenge and megalomania takes him to hell - and back again. Post-movie. Pairings D/T & Zolm/OC
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,369 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Of the dreaded and feared Hashishim of Klatch by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Just running with another ball - Terry's throwaway gag about the Hashishim of Klatch - to see where it leads. A quick oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
Meet Life by LemonBubble reviews
Death meets Life. Life is a bastard. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Tyrant, remember? by Mirliton reviews
Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Vetinari
The New Guild by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Previously published at livejournal. In which Vetinari rules on an application to form a new Guild, strongly opposed by Rosie Palm.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Viscid by spirit-mage-234 reviews
It was a simple dare: go to the haunted loch and wait to see if the kelpie would appear for one night. Kaoru thought that the kelpie myth was a farce. Little did she know what would happen on that night would change her life forever...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru
The Chess Players by Forge2 reviews
The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, Lord Vetinari and the Doctor play a friendly game of chess. Crossover with Discworld
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - 7th Doctor - Complete
A Measure of Tyranny by TheMidgetBee reviews
A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
A Fox Hunt by The Desert Stallion reviews
Hogan's Heroes have a new mission. It's a mission that could change the world's destiny. Costarring Erwin Rommel, aka the Desert Fox. Updated, at last! Pigs are flying past my window!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,984 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
Evil from the Past by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Artemis, Foaly and Hermione are kidnapped into the 19th century, and a rescue team including Holly Short, Harry Potter, Aragorn, Van Helsing, Ardeth Bay, Captain Jack Sparrow and many others have to go after them...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Survey Says: Vetinari's Perfect Wife by Kim Hoppy reviews
Everyone knows Lord Vetinari is single, and, with the Times' help, while William de Word is away, Ankh-Morpork and the rest of the Disc decides what they think Vetinari's wife should be.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
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Night of the Hashishim reviews
The hashishim have come to Ankh-Morpork and are assassinating people all over the city. The watch and the assassins must find out who's hiring them and put a stop to the hashishim before it's too late. M because it involves drug use and violence.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam Vimes, Angua
Espionage reviews
oneshot set in Night Watch. After meeting John Keel what if Madam wanted Vetinari to go investigate his desk to find out a little more about him? What if Vimes catches him? NO slash.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Man's Best Friend reviews
Vetinari rescues a puppy from being suffocated/ starved to death in a sack on the Ankh. oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Run for your life reviews
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! The Joker escapes from Arkham and causes all sorts of mischief and mayhem, a new mob boss is in town who decides to use the Joker's special talents. Lots of Jokery goodness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Banter in the anteroom reviews
What were Vetinari and Miss Palm talking about before Madam sent Vetinari on a quest to save Vimes? Night Watch. No hanky or panky. Clean. One shot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
whatsername reviews
this is a one shot about the joker remembering a girl he used to know. it was inspired by the song whatsername by greenday. i really don't know what else to write, umm, read if you're interested?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
the pen is a voice reviews
Short drabble/one shot about the Joker writing all over the walls in his Arkham Asylum cell. First fanfiction.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete