Author has written 19 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Dragon Ball Z, Slender, Lord of the Rings, and Hobbit.
Ah, hello there fellow reader/writer/fangirl/whoever-you-are. Welcome to my profile page! :) I have no qualms about giving you my first name, which is Lauren, but don't ask for the last name because you won't get it. I have nothing to say really since I'm not too terribly swell with introductions. I just hope that you enjoy my stories! I enjoy talking to other people on this site: I may not message other people first because I have to admit I am a little shy/wary with strangers but that doesn't mean I'm a bitch. Happy writing and have a look around even though you most likely won't find anything spectacular here!
PLEASE NOTE: I will not, under any circumstances, write any slash so please don't attempt to encourage me to do so because I simply will not do it. I personally despise it and it's pretty much not my cup of tea at all. I also will not write any lemons/smut since I don't feel comfortable posting them nor do I feel it is needed as enrichment particularly for my romance stories (I pretty much see it as an easy and lazy way to get more reviews/follows/faves and I really don't want to get into that trend. They're far too many stories that are overglorified because it's 85% smut anyway and people dub it as "ERMAHGERD DIS IS DA GRETEST STOREH EVUR DIS IS SO SEXY WRITE MOAR PL0X!!!1!1") I may refer/imply to sexual activity in them but you won't actually see any in it. So yup, just wanted to clear this up and make it known to everyone.
PLEASE PLEASE NOTE: My updating schedule can be very sporadic, random and doesn't really follow a particular pattern. Work consumes much of my time and life in general gets in the way of me writing. I try to make time for writing my fics but sometimes I suffer stubborn writer's blocks, get swept up in work or everyday things or some days I'm lazy and want to relax rather than write. I understand my lack of consistent updates may frustrate some but please understand I'm busy and fan fiction doesn't rule my life. I am also starting a new policy where when I do update I will try to update 3 or more stories on the same day but sometimes I may only end up updating one depending on some various factors. I can't give any guarantees that I will always update 3 stories at once! I may have one chapter of a story done for a few weeks or so but I will release it whenever it is edited and other chapters have also been completed and proofread. I also may not reply to PMs right away and it may take a few days driven to reply due to my schedule and to the fact I forget I have stuff in my inbox too. Thanks for understanding and reading!
I have an account on Tumblr now. took me forever to get one so if you wanna follow/check it out:
For my stories, I will primarily focus on writing fics of my favorite villains. I don't know why exactly but it seemed I always had a better and easier time of characterizing and portraying them properly rather than the heroes (and come on, it's fun writing them too). I particularly am fond of Blitzwing, Cell, General Grievous and the Witch-king of Angmar so expect me to primarily write fics about them.
ART WORK AND OTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thank you Esuerc for creating this pic of Cyndi and Blitzwing in LIAL/TM:
I want to thank einsnewtrigger for making this picture of my main couple in LIAL/TM. Here's the link to the pic if any of you are interested in checking it out:
I also want to thank galaxypa for doing concept art for my OC Celia in my SW fic 'Innocence is Blind'. Here's the link to the picture:
Also, I am currently co-authoring a story with a friend of mine: Gelly619. We're rewritting a story of hers called 'Decepticons Can Dance'. It's set in the TFA verse check it out if it strikes you fancy.
Some random stuff about me:
homestate: Pennsylvania. Born and bred in Pittsburgh, baby.
nationality: 50% Croatian and the other half is a mix of Irish, Welsh, Spanish and German blood. Yup, imma white girl.
eye color: light brown
hair color: the darker spectrum of brown…with some blue streaks mixed in. LOL.
religion: I was baptized Catholic but I don't necessarily agree with Catholicism's doctrines. I find myself becoming a Deist anymore (that God does exist but he no longer interacts with the world much).
favorite colors: Purple, black, blue, red and green.
favorite foods: pizza, french fries, tilapia, salmon, chicken, pretzels... I love junk food unfortunately but I have my healthy foods too!
favorite couples/pairings (from canon to crack and everywhere in between): BreakdownXAirachnid, EowynXWitch-king, GanondorfXNabooru, BumblebeeXSari, TransformerXHuman(be they canon organics or OCs like JackXAirachnid or BlitzwingXOC. I have too many to name actually...), CellXOC, General GrievousXKummar, BlackarachniaXOptimus, ArceeXOptimus, Knock OutXArcee, Davy JonesXCalypso, General GrievousXShaak Ti, NualaXAbe Sapien, Johann KraussXOC, Johann KraussXKate Corrigan, BlitzwingXRed Alert, BlackarachniaXGrimlock, DraculaXMina Harker, Darth VaderXPadme, RecoomeXBulma, NazgulXOC, Hans LandaXBridget von Hammersmark, BlitzwingXArcee, Mirai TrunksXAndroid 18, Mr. FreezeXNora Fries, GaladrielXGandalf, LewisXVivi.
favorite characters (of all fandoms!) of all time: General Grievous, Blitzwing, Johann Krauss, Cell, Professor Fate, Almighty Tallest Purple, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jack Skellington, Captain Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, GIR, Old Gregg, The Chief Blue Meanie, ZIM, Marvin the Martian, Victor van Dort, Emily (The Corpse Bride), Dracula (Gary Oldman version), Sailor Saturn, Sailor Pluto, Frankenstein's Monster (Mary Shelley's book's version), Edward Scissorhands, Severus Snape, Crazy Chocolate Guy, Patrick Star, Edward Richtofen, Nikolai Belinski, Mort Rainey, Alan Fogarty, Count Floyd, Quint (the hardcore badass captain from 'Jaws'), Matthew Hooper, Shaak Ti, Abraham van Helsing, Batman, Optimus Prime, Ardeth Bay and Billy (the guy from 'Predator'), Witch-king of Angmar, Gandalf, Lewis the Ghost, Mr. Freeze, Maxie, Archie.
favorite quotes: "People die but real love is forever..." -lyrics from the Evanescence song 'Even in Death'.
"People should fall in love with their eyes closed." -Andy Warhol
"When life gives you s*t, throw it back." -anonymous
"No touchie the Doctor... Unless if he asks." -Dr. Richtofen (from COD)
"If I had designed this, it would have sucked and not blown!" -Dr. Richtofen
"I am the sea." -Davy Jones (POTC)
"This is the second time I've been f*ked by Dairy Queen!!!"... "I'd kill myself too if my last name was...COMBS!"... "Go put a shirt on! You look like 200lbs of bird s*t!"... "The doctor doesn't need to know about that! Don't you ever talk about my d*k without my permission!"... "He's a long-legged pissed off Puerto Rican!"... "F*k you Head and Shoulders!"... "Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a s*t about Bigfoot!...UPDATE! Apparently, no body gives a s*t so f*k him!" -Tourettes Guy (if you never watched his videos, WATCH THEM. I never peed myself so badly than the first time I watched them)
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" -isn't it obvious..?
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you." - Dracula (1991 film)
"Army or not, you must realize you are doomed!" -General Grievous
"Oh, zhere's plenty more vhere zat came from..." -Blitzwing (damn, the way he said it was SMOKING)
"I kick ass for the Lord!" -Kung Fu Priest ('Dead Alive')
"F*ing toilet..." -my grandpa... long story.
"I'm 10, you fucking ginger string bean!" -a Tumblr post regarding the red-orb shipping in the Pokemon fandom. (It's MaxieXMay in other words. I would've shipped it if Maxie wasn't 20-30 years older than May. Creepy as fuck more than anything else and I honestly cannot see Maxie being a pedo... But I'm totally all for a father-daughter bond between them.)
Ugh... I'll think of more soon...
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Top 10 favorite Decepticons:
1. Blitzwing (TFA)
2. Knock Out (TFP)
3. Shockwave (TFP, G1, TFA)
4. Lockdown (TFA. Meh, he technically works for himself but he works with 'Cons more often.)
5. Starscream (TFP, Movie)
6. Dreadwing (TFP)
7. Skywarp (TFA)
8. Lugnut (TFA)
9. Sunstorm (TFA)
10. Scrapper (TFA)
Top 10 favorite Autobots:
1. Optimus Prime (Movie and TFP)
2. Jetfire (he defected to the Autobots at the end of ROTF... Movie)
3. Arcee (TFP)
4. Bulkhead (TFA and TFP)
5. Ironhide (Movie)
6. Bumblebee (Movie and TFP))
7. Wreckgar (TFA)
8. Red Alert (TFA)
9. Grimlock (okay, he's a Dinobot but he has the Autobot emblem... TFA, Fall of Cybertron.)
10. Ratchet (TFP and TFA)
Top 10 Star Wars characters:
1. General Grievous
2. Darth Vader
3. Boba Fett
4. Darth Nihilus
5. Shaak Ti
6. Imperial stormtroopers/scout troopers (LOL yup! xD)
7. Wat Tambor
8. Whorm Loathsom
9. Luminara Unduli
10. Darth Revan
Top 10 favorite DBZ characters
1. Cell (all his forms are awesome)
4. Captain Ginyu
7. Cell Junior
8. Android 16
9. King Cold
Top 10 favorite Lord of the Rings/Hobbit characters
1. Witch-king of Angmar
2. Gandalf the Gray/White
6. Samwise Gamgee
7. Radagast the Brown
8. King Theoden
9. Khamul the Black Easterling
10. Saruman the White
Top 10 favorite Batman characters
1. Mr. Freeze/Victor Fries (Batman the Animated Series and the Arkham games)
2. Batman/Bruce Wayne (all comics, movies, games etc.)
3. Bane (Nolan films, Arkham games)
4. Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane (Arkham games)
5. Killer Croc/Waylon Jones (Arkham games)
6. The Riddler/Edward Nigma (Arkham games, Keaton film)
7. Alfred Pennyworth (all games, movies, comics)
8. Catwoman/Selina Kyle (Arkham games)
9. Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Tim Burton film)
10. Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley (Arkham games, Joel Schumacher film)