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Joined 09-18-08, id: 1696325, Profile Updated: 07-17-16
Author has written 19 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Dragon Ball Z, Slender, Lord of the Rings, and Hobbit.

Ah, hello there fellow reader/writer/fangirl/whoever-you-are. Welcome to my profile! I have no qualms about giving you my first name, which is Lauren, but don't ask for the last name because you won't get it. I have nothing to say really since I'm not too terribly swell with introductions. I just hope that you enjoy my stories! I enjoy talking to other people on this site: I may not message other people first because I have to admit I am a little shy/wary with strangers but that doesn't mean I'm a bitch. Happy writing and have a look around!

I decided to make some policies known on this profile for the heck of it just so you guys know what I'll be exactly writing and whatnot:

1. I will not, under any circumstances, write slash so please don't attempt to encourage me to do so because I simply will not do it. I think it's asinine to put it very kindly. I won't acknowledge it unless if it's concretely and explicitly canon. Calling me a homophobe due to my preferences won't work either. I personally despise yaoi and it's pretty much not my cup of tea at all. It never made sense to me and it never will. To each his own, I suppose. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions!

2. I also will not publish any lemons/smut since I don't feel comfortable posting them. I don't mind reading that stuff every now and then but it gets nauseating and ridiculous at times as well. I may refer/imply to sexual activity in my stories but you won't actually see any in it.

3. My updating schedule can be very sporadic, random and doesn't really follow a particular pattern. However, when I do update, I will try to do it on either Friday or Saturday. I work five days a week and my schedule changes from week to week. Also, life in general gets in the way of me writing at times. I try to make time for writing my fics but sometimes I suffer stubborn writer's blocks, spend time with family, get swept up in work or everyday things or some days I'm lazy and want to relax rather than write. I understand my lack of consistent updates may frustrate some but please understand I'm busy and fan fiction doesn't rule my life.

4. When I do update, I will try to update three stories on the same day but sometimes I may only end up updating one depending on some various factors. I can't give any guarantees that I will always update three stories at once! I may have one chapter of a story done for a few weeks or so but I will release it whenever it is edited and other chapters have also been completed and proofread. I also may not reply to PMs right away and it may take a few days to reply due to my schedule and to the fact I forget I have stuff in my inbox too.

5. My stories will primarily focus on AUs and some romance. I am an absolute sucker for exploring the unknown bits of my favorite characters' backgrounds and trying to interpret and expand on them. I also love writing and imagining them in hypothetical scenarios and trying to keep them in character as best as I can. I am also unashamedly a huge fan of the trope of the "human woman and monster/alien man" romance. I always loved it and it's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Yes, I'm a filthy sinner.

6. Typically, my stories will revolve mainly around General Grievous, Cell, Blitzwing and the Witch-king of Angmar. I adore them and they are amongst some of my favorite characters of all time. I have some heroic and "good" characters I love as well but I prefer writing the villains. It seems I've always had an easier time writing them as well.

7. My main fandoms I will write for are Star Wars, Transformers, Lord of the Rings and Dragon Ball Z. Those are my core fandom interests but there are also other fandoms I dabble in and like. I may post something out of the blue from those other fandoms I'm a more casual fan of but it's not likely.

8. I love creating and placing OCs into stories. I honestly find OCs fun and they can present all kinds of fun and interesting twists and scenarios in the stories they're in. I'm guilty of pairing OCs with canon characters and I think there's nothing wrong with it as long as those canon ones are in character and the OC is written well and isn't a painful and obnoxious Mary Sue. I've created some myself when I was younger but I've realized and bettered myself over the years and I admit, I physically cringe when I think about my older works LOL. With age comes wisdom and betterment!

Thanks for understanding and reading!

I have an account on Tumblr now. I don't go on it much but if you want to see it, have at it: violetasphyxia.tumblr.com

ART WORK AND OTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thank you Esuerc for creating this pic of Cyndi and Blitzwing in LIAL/TM:

I want to thank einsnewtrigger for making this picture of my main couple in LIAL/TM. Here's the link to the pic if any of you are interested in checking it out:

I also want to thank galaxypa for doing concept art for my OC Celia in my SW fic 'Innocence is Blind'. Here's the link to the picture:

Some random stuff about me:

age: 24

homestate: Pennsylvania.

nationality: 50% Croatian and the other half is a mix of Irish, Welsh, Spanish and German blood. Yup, imma white girl.

eye color: light brown

hair color: the darker spectrum of brown.

sign: Leo

religion: I was baptized Catholic but I don't necessarily agree with Catholicism's doctrines. I find myself becoming a Deist anymore (that God does exist but he no longer interacts with the world much).

favorite colors: Purple, black, blue, red and green.

favorite foods: pizza, french fries, tilapia, salmon, chicken, pretzels... I love junk food unfortunately but I have my healthy foods too!

favorite couples/pairings (from canon to crack and everywhere in between):

1. Dragon Ball Z: KrillinXAndroid 18, RecoomeXBulma, Future TrunksXAndroid 18, GokuXChi-Chi, CellXOC (if done well, can be an awesome ship. Bonus points if the OC is a human!).

2. Star Wars: General GrievousXShaak Ti, General GrievousXRonderu lij Kummar, Obi-WanXSatine

3. Transformers: CybertronianXHuman ships (can either be marvelous or so horrible it makes me want to drink bleach), BreakdownXAirachnid, BlackarachniaXOptimus, ArceeXKnock Out.

4. Lord of the Rings: Witch-kingXEowyn, EowynXLegolas, NazgulXOC, GaladrielXGandalf.

favorite characters (of all fandoms!) of all time: General Grievous, Blitzwing, Johann Krauss, Cell, Professor Fate, Almighty Tallest Purple, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jack Skellington, Captain Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, GIR, Old Gregg, The Chief Blue Meanie, ZIM, Marvin the Martian, Victor van Dort, Emily (The Corpse Bride), Dracula (Gary Oldman version), Sailor Saturn, Sailor Pluto, Frankenstein's Monster (Mary Shelley's book's version), Edward Scissorhands, Severus Snape, Crazy Chocolate Guy, Patrick Star, Edward Richtofen, Nikolai Belinski, Mort Rainey, Alan Fogarty, Count Floyd, Quint (the hardcore badass captain from 'Jaws'), Matthew Hooper, Shaak Ti, Abraham van Helsing, Batman, Optimus Prime, Ardeth Bay and Billy (the guy from 'Predator'), Witch-king of Angmar, Gandalf, Lewis the Ghost, Mr. Freeze, Maxie, Archie.

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Favorite Transformers characters:

1.Blitzwing (Transformers Animated): He is definitely unique and a most interesting character. Writing him is honestly so fun. He's adorable but he's also more than likely to eat your face off at the same time. It's a shame he wasn't taken too seriously in the show or wasn't given some more screen time. He easily takes the cake for being the best Transformers character in my book.

2. Optimus Prime (G1, Transformers Prime, Bayverse): How can I not put him on this list? He's strong, pure, kind, brave and selfless. An amazing and inspirational character through and through. Without a doubt, he will always be my favorite Autobot.

3. Shockwave (G1, Transformers Prime, Transformers Animated): His design is creepy yet cool. Gotta love that cool, logical, no-nonsense personality of his too.

4. Knock Out (Transformers Prime): Love the sassy and smug attitude that he has. I like how he seems to be somewhat of a more laid back Decepticon too.

5. Lockdown (Transformers Animated): What a neat character. I kinda had high hopes for his portrayal in the Bayverse film being close to his TFA counterpart but boy was I seriously disappointed. But his TFA self is very cool and his design as a whole is very unique and peculiar.

6. Arcee (Transformers Prime): She's a female character who kicks ass and takes names. I love it! Her attachment issues add more depth to her character too.

7. Ratchet (Transformers Animated, Transformers Prime): Who doesn't love a grumpy old grandfatherly character? I liked his character development throughout both series and he also never failed to make me laugh.

8. Bulkhead (Transformers Animated, Transformers Prime): Big, clumsy and sweet! I kinda liked his TFA portrayal better since I liked that innocence he had but I liked his more serious counterpart as well.

9. Wreckgar (Transformers Animated): he's adorable and hilarious, I had to give him a spot on this list.

10. Dreadwing (Transformers Prime): I really honestly thought he was such a fascinating and surprising character. His death upset me way more than Breakdown's did and I really wish he ended up becoming an Autobot. He definitely deserved more screen time and recognition.


Favorite Star Wars characters:

1. General Grievous: the most highly underutilized and tragic BAMF ever in my opinion. His original backstory is what I'll always consider canon, not that new garbage that makes him look one dimensional and petty. His design is amazing as well and he's been my favorite Star Wars character for well over a decade.

2. Darth Vader: my personal favorite Sith Lord. He's automatically gotta be in my top 5 at the very least. Need I explain why?

3. Boba Fett: Cool-ass bounty hunter. Seriously needs more screen time.

4. Darth Nihilus: An amazingly scary and mysterious dude. That voice of his creeps me out and he's easily my favorite Sith besides Vader. I wish he'd make more of appearance in video games or be referenced in future movies.

5. Shaak Ti: She's beauty, she's grace, she'll kick you in the face. Hands down, she's my favorite Jedi. I also ship her with Grievous... Feel free to burn me at the stake. I wish she didn't get killed off in the Force Unleashed and I wish she kinda served as a mentor of sorts for Ahsoka Tano too.

6. Luminara Unduli: Another Jedi I like! I've always loved her design and I wish she had more appearances in the Clone Wars TV show too.

7. Mother Talzin: She was kindly in her own way but undoubtedly sinister as well. I just couldn't bring myself to dislike her. She was definitely one of the more interesting new characters that first appeared in the Clone Wars series.

8. Wat Tambor: My favorite member of the Separatist Council. His whole appearance was very awesome and he always seemed to be one of the more badass members of the Council in my opinion.

9. Whorm Loathsom: Loved this tea drinking fucker, his design and how civil and elegant he was. He always kept his cool until Obi-Wan pissed him off. Very disappointed he didn't appear in another episode or two.

10. Darth Revan: I named my pet lovebird after this guy, no joke. I was obsessed with him years ago but now it's become a more casual thing.


Favorite DBZ characters:

1. Cell: Amazing design and character! I loved all of his forms (yes even his fish-lipped middle form too) and all in all, he's a fascinating and genuinely interesting individual. Easily my favorite DBZ character, it's no contest. Feel free to consider me a Celltard. I believe he has the potential to be the strongest fighter but he's just simply not considering the circumstances.

2. Piccolo: He's just a thorough bad-ass and I love how he's kinda like Gohan's adoptive dad. He's had some wonderful development through the series as well. However I still wanna facepalm whenever I remember him telling Super Buu he could wipe out the human race.

3. Goku: He's so kind, laid back and selfless at times that he's earned my admiration. He's done a few things that made me think to myself "WTF is your problem" but I like the fact he's so ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good and is an oftentimes pure hearted individual.

4. Captain Ginyu: Oh do I love this guy. I really wish he ended up becoming a good guy and in my opinion, he had the most potential out of many villains to become a hero. I really disliked how he was in Dragon Ball Super. Overall, I see him as a nice dude who was just on the wrong side and got corrupted.

5. Android 16: He's a character I feel like I can almost relate to. I loved how he cared about nature so much and he would only fight when it was necessary and he was the most artificial of the androids in the Cell saga. You could say I'm not happy he wasn't revived but sadly he had no soul.

6. Burter: Giant, blue, space lizard-dude? Sign me up! Sucks that Vegeta snuffed him and I do wish he ended up defecting to the Z Fighters.

7. Recoome: He was big and scary and I appear to be a Ginyu Force fangirl... Eh, I still kinda wish he defected but I honestly don't see him doing that exactly.

8. Sorbet: Adorable, blue space koala! Honestly, the first time I saw his character I immediately thought he was pretty neat.

9. King Cold: Such a shame a cool and daunting looking guy like him got killed off so quickly and lamely. I think he had potential to be a really scary and intriguing villain if he was given the chance.

10. Cell Junior: Precious and deadly! They really didn't have much screen time considering thy I were just there as plot convenience and to allow Cell to show off his freaky abilities but now I'm rather disappointed none of them survived or went into hiding only to reemerge later on.


Favorite Lord of the Rings/Hobbit characters:

1. Witch-king of Angmar: My heart aches for him because I legitimately feel horrible for him alongside Grievous. I wish we knew more about him but Tolkien pretty much left so much out about him, including his original name before he fell into Sauron's clutches. He's also horrifying to boot and I really wish there was more information about him.

2. Gandalf the Gray/White: To me, he's like a super awesome grandpa. He was always there to lift people's hearts and be the light in the darkness, literally and figuratively in some cases. Definitely is my favorite wizard from any franchise of all time.

3. Eowyn: She kicks ass, plain and simple. Sure she's got her flaws and still yearned for Aragorn even after she found out about Arwen but she let it go eventually and settled for Faramir. I admire her devotion to her uncle and I will forever admire the fact she took on the Witch-king. The chick has major balls of steel.

4. Treebeard: I liked his portrayal in the movies but I loved his portrayal in the books even more. Plus he's a sentient, walking, talking tree. He's just too cool.

5. Gimli: I loved him in the movies and the books. He definitely made me laugh a few times and he's my favorite of Durin's Folk by far.

6. Samwise Gamgee: In my opinion, I think he's probably one of the most bad ass characters in the trilogy! He tried to fight Nazgûl, handed Shelob's ass over to her, rescued Frodo from Barad-Dûr and remained loyal to his beloved friend through thick and thin.

7. Radagast the Brown: He's kooky and he loves animals! I wish he had a larger role in the books and I was rather amused with his portrayal in the Hobbit movies.

8. King Theoden: By far, he was my one of my favorite royal characters in the series. I liked his portrayal in the books better than in the movie although that version was fine too. To me, he seemed to be very kindly but he also was quite the fierce and fearless warrior king as well.

9. Khamul the Black Easterling

10. Saruman the White

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Suddenly by Ardent Aspen reviews
(Title taken from the song in Les MIserables) Shattered Glass AU: "Airachnid, what is that?" "Starscream, I can explain!" When Airachnid returns to the Nemesis with a tag-along, life aboard the Decepticon ship changes. UPDATE: Bonus chapters now being added (05/25/2016)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,869 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Airachnid - Complete
Of the Powers That Be by Jane Lu reviews
When the Rohirrim arrive a few minutes late to the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Gandalf has to do direct combat with the Lord of the Nazgûl. Little did he know this encounter would bring him face to face with a long-dormant entity, and force him to ponder upon the state of Arda Marred through the Ages.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12 - Gandalf, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
The Unimaginable by Reda reviews
No parent should ever have to bury their child. No loss can ever compare. No full return to normalcy is ever possible. But...perhaps forgiveness can still exist amid all the despair. [AU where Gohan dies against Cell, instead of Goku] [GoChi]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,014 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/16 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] - Complete
The Misadventures of Cell & Frieza: Gods vs Guardians by Cosmic Cannon reviews
Cell and Frieza conquered Majin Buu and then the hell-spawn, Janemba. Now, the newly crowned Guardians of Otherworld, have a new task set before them. When the timelines are torn asunder and Gods prepare to clash, will these reformed heroes be able to whether the storm and bring peace to the universe once more?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Goku, Frieza, Cell
Roses Are Red by Scriptor Bellum reviews
"... Violets are blue, energon is sweet, and so are you!" Happy Valentine's Day from the Transformers! The best thing is their Valentine's cards come all year round. So sit back with some chocolate, and read the poems they've written you! Rated just for safety...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/28/2012
Nine Plus One by avpke reviews
(One-Shot Collection) - The Nine were Sauron's greatest, strongest and deadliest servants. They were able to kill simply by causing fear within their enemies, wielding their weapons with ease, and could not be killed. But… what are these dark creatures doing in their free time? And what if the Witch King had a 5 year old daughter? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC - Complete
Nine Names For Trouble by Earial13 reviews
Who ever said wraiths were dull and hissy all the time? A compilation of tales concerning the (mis)adventures of the Nazgûl (who perhaps are not as competent as we were led to believe) and their witchified Captain. Such escapades, much chaos. SEQUEL IN PROGRESS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Frodo B., Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul - Complete
The Misadventures of Cell & Frieza by Cosmic Cannon reviews
In an altered universe, Babidi called upon the dead to help in his goal of supremacy. He called in Cell and Frieza! Follow this tale of an altered Majin Buu saga that features our favorite Frost Demon and Android, and their attempts at bringing down the nefarious Babidi and the seemingly unstoppable Majin Buu! (THE SPECIAL IS UP!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 250,440 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Frieza, Cell - Complete
Antarctica by Screamstriker reviews
Upon walking into a Decepticon trap, the Autobots face a slow, painful offlining in the icy conditions of the coldest continent on Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Prowl, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Along came a Spider REVERSE by Supermoi reviews
Elita did not fall that day on the Spider lair. Optimus did. See how things turned out from then on. TFA AU where Elita is Team Leader of the repair crew that crash land on Earth with the Allspark and Optimus becomes a spider-bot. Rated T cuz there will be no slash in this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015
DBZ Court by nedthejanitor reviews
Justin's a judge. Justin's judging DBZ characters. The DBZ characters sue each other for extremely stupid reasons. Who is Justin? Some dude I made up. Fair rulings? Doubt it. Any knowledge of real life law? Absolutely not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 68,211 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Cell, Android 18 - Complete
How to Save a Life by I-Don't-Have-A-Name123 reviews
What would you do to protect your only child? (Does contain OCs (mostly unnamed), but no CanonXOC. (This is really bad. Need to fix or delete...))
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Fireflight, Silverbolt, Skydive, OC
Küsse Mich by TimeLord98 reviews
Knockout keeps saying the same German phrase over and over to Arcee, and she gets a little frustrated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Arcee, Knock Out] Bumblebee, Smokescreen - Complete
The Redneck and The Scientist by Riksie-Dixie reviews
Linnea "Ginger" Reed is the red-headed mercenary of Penguin's gang. So, why is she helping Mr. Freeze? She has her reasons, but how long can she go without revealing them? How in the world are they even getting along?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Mister Freeze/V. Fries, OC - Complete
Deserving Hands by warmhandtohold reviews
Amidst Victor's rampage of revenge, something odd touches and compels him to get a gift for his beloved wife. Freeze/Nora, One-shot and takes places during the 'Cold, Cold Heart' DLC
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Mister Freeze/V. Fries - Complete
Blades the Overly Possessive Helicopter by Thomas Tom Tom reviews
Rescue Bots! Blades goes to extreme lengths to dissuade any of Dani's suitors...including going out with her himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Blades, Dani B.
Cold Comfort by Symbiotic Toxin reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR ARKHAM CITY! One-Shot: After everything he has been through, all the suffering he's endured, all Victor wants is to see his Nora.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Road Trip to Mordor by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
'One does not simply walk into Mordor' he said… so they didn't. PARODY featuring the great Cookies of Power, jazz-loving Nazgul, Mary-Sues, sentient motorbikes, an angry Glaswegian woman and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013
The Dead Android Sketch by Mr. BramStoker reviews
When a newly-bought droid suffers a malfunction, 18 pays a smug Cell a visit to complain. Parody of the famed Monty Python sketch the Dead Parrot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Android 18, Cell - Complete
Dawn of Another Day by Jane Lu reviews
The two of them never expected to receive a second chance, a major role to play in the war against Morgoth who had returned from the Void. But do they have a choice when the consequences of losing means the destruction of Middle-earth? -Dagor Dagorath AU-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,598 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Living Dangerously by Silverr reviews
Living dangerously is far preferable to dying safely. ** Muldoon survives — and so does Clever Girl. ** Yuletide 2013 story written for voksen.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
The Waiting Room by aitchtee reviews
After dying but before reaching their ultimate destination several beings from Middle-Earth have to be 'processed' by a middle ranking supreme being.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Théoden, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Loner by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
She was a loner. There was no room for him at all. Her walls were built, made high and tall. Breakdown/Airachnid
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Breakdown, Airachnid - Complete
The Price of a Free Mind by Jane Lu reviews
An ultimate price was once paid to gain immortality and power, but in the end all he received was bound servitude and the loss of everything he once held dear. Only then did the Lord of the Nazgûl realize that he had to pay a price once again to regain a free mind, regardless that it might cost him his life this time. (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Witch-King of Angmar
Twelve Dozen Red Roses by Rodimiss reviews
G1. One flower once is a secret admirer. A dozen roses that find her even after she's gone away to college is a stalker. Carly and her mystery stalker through the years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Carly W., Soundwave, Spike W. - Complete
Under the Sun by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Knock Out remembers his best friend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Airachnid's wish by CyberKia reviews
A very short story about Airachnid's greatest wish. All the characters don't belong to me. Rating M for sure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Airachnid - Complete
Silent Night by TheCrazyPurpleJester reviews
The Slender Man pays his little girl a comforting visit on a dark and stormy night. One Shot.
Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Little Funnies by TheHuntress21 reviews
My "Oh...Baby!" and "Tips to Handle Humanized Autobots" put into one large chapter book for easier sorting. DID NOT TAKE THEM DOWN! Hope you enjoy them for years to come. : )
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
The Fall of Lord Frieza by Mr.Arkham reviews
Frieza makes a different choice against Goku on Namek and his life takes a drastically different course. As his empire and family crumble away from him, Frieza must rise from the ashes and become a hero in a galaxy that fears and despises him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 193,571 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Frieza - Complete
Cell Learns Something New by Warner Hedgehog reviews
While hunting for Goku, Cell makes a discovery that will change him forever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Goku, Cell - Complete
Honor Trip by American Vigor reviews
Cell becomes one of the Earth's greatest heroes in this epic twist of Dragon Ball reality! Experience the impact of this dramatic and empowering change! Dragon Ball Honor Trip includes awesome additions by Genescritor, Roketto, and Ruga-Rell!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 707,536 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Cell, M. Trunks
Cell's Glorious Victory by My Sick Faerie reviews
Alternate Universe: What if Cell defeated Gohan? My version of Cell's victory.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Cell, Gohan - Complete
Darkest Hour by ApatheticOnion reviews
Alternate ending. TW: child death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
Queen of Hearts by Killer Moth reviews
Airachnid receives a most unique present from her Sparkmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Airachnid, Silas - Complete
Thaw by pricecheckgreen reviews
They're both a little frozen.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Victor F./Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
Carbon Original by Dorrica reviews
[HIATUS] In this 'what if' scenario, one of the Cell Jrs manages to survive Gohan's wrath and ultimately becomes the Saiyan's charge, which could potentially be the best thing for him in the wake of his father's death.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Gohan, Cell Jr.
Black Widow by Thunderscourge reviews
Breakdown/Airachnid Starting after "Metal Attraction", this story details the evolution of Breakdown's thoughts on his spider-esque ally from their initial vitriol to the point he finds her intriguing and beyond. Will Airachnid return the big soldier's feelings, or will she just laugh them off? And how will Knock Out deal with his best friend falling for such a dangerous femme?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Breakdown, Airachnid] Knock Out
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Megatronus the Matchmaker? by KithiaIsTheVillian reviews
We all know Megatron as the tougher-than-steel leader of the Decepticons, and when he was Megatronus as an inspiring leader. But when a certain Orion Pax and Ariel are two scared to talk to each other, sometimes a mech's gotta do what a mech's gotta do. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Decepticons Can Dance by Gelly619 reviews
Liana is the DJ at the club 'The Saber'. However, a certain three-faced Decepticon has taken a liking to her music styles. Soon shes the new entertainment for the Decepticons. Co-Written with FrostedPurpleIrises91-ILOVEHER! TFA Romance OCxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
Frozen in Time by ashangel101010 reviews
Mr. Freeze is trapped in a fiery inferno with Death holding a torch over his soul, but he remains cold because he can only think of Nora, his beloved Nora.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Doctor's Wife by KatanaDoshi reviews
Victor Fries' decent into madness and obsession.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
Curiosity Hung the Hacker by Gelly619 reviews
DISCONTINUED, BEING REWRITTEN! NEW STORY UP, CHECK MY PROFILE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Hunt through the Shire by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
In the last year of the Third Age, the Nazgul spread out to search for "Shire..Baggins". Tempers run short, and they fight among themselves as much as they search for the Ring.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Khamûl, Witch-King - Complete
Cosme Adnet by Fruity Sangheili reviews
While on one of his usual disobedient outings, Knock Out gathers a rather odd companion along the way. This new assembly within the Decepticons attempts to prove her worth along them in order to live. Rated M for violence and gore, faint romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Knock Out
Those Darn Shippings! by Wakkomonkey9258 reviews
Me poking fun at all the shippings of Star Wars. From Anakin/Padme to Shaak Ti/Grievous and even Sidious/Mace Windu all ships are allowed. WARNING: strong language and dirty humor, proceed with caution. NOW WITH SPECIAL KOTOR PAIRINGS.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,529 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Memorial by M. the Inspector reviews
One funeral, two mourners. Except one's not really there to mourn.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Aldo R., H. Landa - Complete
The Warrior's Heart by Sunstreaker's Squishy reviews
With no help ever coming, Theresa Butler has to survive on a Decepticon warship and base. Unless her attitude and lack of survival skills kill her first. Living with organic-hating Decepticons will push her to the very brink. Rated for action & some gore.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Beef Consommé by Fruity Sangheili reviews
A Co-Authored One-Shot Comedy/Romance between Blitzwing and the fated Crane from the episode "Lost and Found" from Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Blitzwing - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Life on the Nickle by Fruity Sangheili reviews
24 years after Unicron's defeat, Earth has fallen back into it's old ways, so have the Autobots. Life for Alexis Thi Dang grows wild again when she runs into Starscream, and later a threat to Humans and Transformers alike. Prime/Unicron Trilogy AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Alexis, Starscream
All Sloppy, No Joe by Fruity Sangheili reviews
Blitzwing acompanies Lani to the lake and idiocy ensues. Short, and inspired by The Iron Giant.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Blitzwing - Complete
A Single Decision by Timewatch reviews
Grievous decides to go up to where the Chancellor is held, aboard the Invisible Hand, just as Anakin is about to kill Dooku. He manages to capture them, and Dooku ends up in a bacta tank. The following events change the course of everything. [REWRITE POSTED]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,707 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - General Grievous - Complete
Too Shy to Scream by Fruity Sangheili reviews
A Single. Set inside Life on the Nickle, the Prime/Unicron Tril AU. Soundwave decides to pay Carmina a visit in her suite before her departure the next morning. Rated T for swearing, suggestive content, and implied intimacy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Asterion's Heaven by Son Rhandi reviews
On a whim of the Kais, Ginyu is summoned to settle a bet. If he can prove that a damned soul can change given the chance, he will be reincarnated. If he fails, his soul will be destroyed. Problem is, he isn't the one that needs to prove he can change...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,111 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Ginyu Force, Goku - Complete
Running Away by Aykaylaka reviews
A Saberwolf novella, I guess. BlackArachnia is on the run from an angry Waspinator and turns to Optimus for help. But that means facing feelings and mending relationships. And she has to prove to his team she has changed. M for later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia
Animal I Have Become by Llealynarisia reviews
After a hasty retreat from the Republic, Grievous is attacked by a mysterious creature on an unexplored planet. Though barely escaping with sanity intact, the trouble seems to have just begun. For soon, Grievous begins to change... ON HIATUS
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - General Grievous
Reunited by Tea Diva reviews
Set after the events of the Batman/Mr. Freeze movie 'Sub-Zero', Nora Fries, newly revived after spending years in a cryogenic state, longs to see her husband again and requests that Batman locate him. One shot, complete.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F.
Ten Years by Consulting Demon reviews
Davy Jones waited on that island for her love... and never got it. My version of how he ripped his heart out. It's a tad gorey, read at your own risk. One-shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Davy Jones - Complete
A Threat from the Past by sonicalien reviews
Tank, Nikolai, Richtofen and Takeo have eliminated the zombie threat and have received congressional medals of honor and settled in the USA. But when visitors from their past show up, they have to pick up their guns once again. Rated T for language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Tank D., Nikolai B.
Hopeless Desires by Honeycreeper reviews
Anck-su-Namun's greatest insult to Nefertiri was not disgracing her in combat, or being Seti's favorite, but by stealing the man she'd loved from afar. The real reason Nefertiri called the Medjai that night.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Evelyn C., Imhotep - Complete
The Beginning by Usagiya reviews
A story in which Little Edward Richtofen finds out what he wants to do when he grows up. I suck at summaries...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Dr. Richtofen - Complete
The Blitzwing Commentary by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Blitzwing commentary's the Hetalia Axis Powers' song Germany's Song sung by Italy. Hilarity and controversy ensue. ... At the same time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blitzwing - Complete
Grievous User Guide by icestar14 reviews
You've recently ordered General Grievous from Intergalactic Tech Inc., and you want to know what to expect, aside from the initial homicidal urges. Here ya go, have fun! Oneshot, based off of SpiderxxChick's Predator and Optimus Prime User Guides.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - General Grievous - Complete
How To Annoy Grievous by 94xSuperAngel reviews
These are the best ways that me and my friend Nikirockztar would annoy everyone's favorite general cyborg.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - General Grievous - Complete
Confidence Game by mooncrossed reviews
What happens when a teenager with a phobia concerning driving gets tied up in one of Swindle's crazy money making schemes? Yeah, I'm scared, too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,993 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Swindle - Complete
The Epic Story of Truth: A Mary Sue Test by The Girl with Fuzzy Socks reviews
Do you fear that your character is a *GASP* Mary Sue? Then fear not, as I the Brave and Nobel authoress shall rid you of that fear... or confirm it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010
Voices of Madness by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
Damn this accursed mind. All those who find solitude in their own thoughts know not the horrors of these voices in my head; inside our mind. Blitzwing/OC one-shot, Transformers: Animated, TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blitzwing - Complete
Redemption for a King by AzureSpider reviews
Can a Dark Lord's greatest servant be redeemed? The Witch-King's final thoughts and subsequent realization of how miserable his life has been after Eowyn kills him. He finds himself grateful that it happened. Please read and review. OLDER Fan-Fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Spaces by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
After the loss of Cliffjumper, Arcee can't help but have loss again after seeing Jack walk out the door. Transformers: Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Arcee, Cliffjumper - Complete
So Cold by Waroth reviews
A look into the mind of one of Batman's coldest foes...Mr. Freeze. After a day of failure, Victor finds himself in an all to familiar loop of memories and nightmares. A man with no emotions? Mr. Freeze wishes that was the case. Just a short oneshot. Enjoy
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
From Within the Shark Cage by earthday reviews
...and he was staring at jaws that were widening into a gaping hole as deep as the oceans from which they rose. Hooper inside the shark cage.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
BPRD: Abominable by Number None reviews
The BPRD, consisting of Liz, Abe, Roger, and Johann, are sent to an isolated Alaskan community threatened by what may be an abominable snowman. A tale of werewolf hicks, yetis, and freaks among freaks. Comic-based, set after The Dead story arc.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007 - J. Krauss, Abe S. - Complete
Wrath of the Caramelldansen by Max8080 reviews
Soundwave, being the musical musicbot he is, downloads a song from iTunes. But not just any song. Caramalldansen, the song that humiliates even the best of characters. What mischeif will Soundwave cause with this legendary dance number? OOC? Yes? No? :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Come, Gentle Night by ArmedWithAPen reviews
What sunlight scorns, night embraces, and a pair of star-crossed lovers reciprocate. One-shot. Shaak Ti/Grievous.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - General Grievous, Shaak Ti - Complete
The Fate of Ahsoka Tano by The Lonesome Rose reviews
What should've been a scene in Revenge of the Sith. Ahsoka gets her due.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Shadows and Memories by Mirach reviews
They walked in each other's shadow, and only after their meeting, they can be free. Éowyn and the Witch-king – let each of them tell you their story... Written for Teitho: Devil's Advocate
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Heart Beats by Magicgirl29 reviews
"I know you have heart" She rested her head on his chest. "Because I hear our hearts beating together." Tinman/Dorothy ONESHOT!
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Dorothy G., The Tin Man - Complete
Disgust by Smoltwire reviews
Starscream comes to a realization after encountering a human female that murders children. 07'verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Trapped Inside by PixieGirl17 reviews
A oneshot based on Johan Krauss. Simply a backstory as to how he got in the suit and the woman he loved which we know so little about. Until now...
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - J. Krauss - Complete
Love in Thirty by Gelly619 reviews
One-shot for metal-firetamer91. Blitzwing.. well, is Blitzwing, finds a girl and.. Well find out and see.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blitzwing - Complete
A Walk in the Dark by Gamegirl27 reviews
He wasn't always the Pumpkin King. In fact, he wasn't always dead. He had a life, friends, a family... What happened to him...?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,242 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
Happy Valentines Day by Wakkomonkey9258 reviews
Nihilus has locked himself in the bridge working on a "Secret Project" for three months. Visas has been missing Nihilus, so when she recieves a gift from him what will it contain? Fluffy One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Darth Nihlius, Visas M.
Buried in the Desert Sands by Green Eyed Gerudo reviews
Based on OoT. About the Gerudos. Questions like "why is there only one male Gerudo born every century? How did Nabooru come to hate Ganondorf so much? How did Ganondorf first start becoming evil?" are answered in this romantic drama with humor too!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,891 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
A Stroke of Lunacy by WriterApprentice reviews
An incident with an AllSpark fragment sends Blitzwing through a void to end up... back on Earth? Full summary inside. Crossover with Bayformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Blitzwing
21 Things A Stormtrooper Is Not Allowed To Do by New Empireverse reviews
Inspired by the "things Skippy is not allowed to do in the U.S Army" list. 21 things that no Stormtrooper is allowed to do in the Imperial military. Comedy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Winter Wonder by Mardahin reviews
Despite everyone's best efforts, Nikolai Luzhin cast a long if invisible shadow over Christine Khitrova's childhood. Looking back, she pieces together the signs of a life not-quite-normal.
Eastern Promises - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Loner: A Trooper's Tale by RightWingGamer
A stormtrooper named Larson seeks revenge on an evil rebel general. WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,880 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
The General's Day job by The Hidden Sith reviews
General Grievous, evil cyborg general of the CIS army was out of a job after the Clone wars. Now he's got a brand new job at the local store! Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - General Grievous - Complete
Darth's Guilty pleasure by The Hidden Sith reviews
Darth Vader, commander of the most powerful military in galactic history, half man half machine, sith lord, face of the Galactic Empire, had a guilty pleasure. We all have our guilty pleasures but ol’ Vader’s was really odd and embarrassing
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Darth Vader, Chewbacca
Really Bad Art by Fialleril reviews
Or, The Tragedy of Darth Sidious the Art Collector. Anakin objects violently to Palpatine's choice of art. ROTS AU, and very cracky.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
TMI by anondecepticon reviews
TFA one-shot. Megatron and Blitzwing discover that while some things are best left to the imagination, others are really, really not. Mature humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Lugnut, Strika - Complete
A Monster Is Not For A Girl by palomino333 reviews
Kroenen muses over how someone who could never know him could ever love him.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - K. Kroenen - Complete
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Deformity by WriterApprentice reviews
TFA: Oneshot. Alone in the Stockade, Blitzwing sings a song to comfort himself. Inspired by the VOCALOID song, Dark Woods Circus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Blitzwing - Complete
Case No 6498: Sue by VictorianCaul reviews
Comicverse parody. They have faced frog monsters and tackled demi-gods. But the BPRD may have its hands full with a pest known only as Sue. Good for them that they know their game well.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kate C., J. Krauss - Complete
Außergewöhnlich by VictorianCaul reviews
Comicverse. As a young boy in Stuttgart, Johann Kraus learns he is exceptional.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Krauss - Complete
Revenge of the Jetfire by TehMarishal reviews
Jetfire is not happy that Optimus discarded his mods and armor so casually after the battle was over. So he returns from the Well of All Sparks to "visit" the Prime. Co-authored with Robopie, oneshot fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jetfire, Optimus Prime - Complete
Where Art Is Helpful by Seiberwing reviews
A set of familiar faces shows up to Bulkhead’s art exhibition, and Bulkhead has no idea how to handle him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blitzwing, Bulkhead - Complete
Not Quite an Imaginary Friend by The Cat Crusader reviews
TFA-Onshot - Starscream gives his special clones some free time and Skywarp decides Earth would be a good place to hide for a while. Too bad he didn't know scary children lived under bridges...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Why Does Jack Quartz hate Johann Krauss So Much? by Ngoc Chau reviews
A sort of pre-quel before Geminis Gemenis & Aquarius aka G&A. Why did Johann fall in love with Nancy? What were her fêelings toward him when they first met? Most of all, why does Quartz hate him so much? Fluff. Johann/OC Nancy Le Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Krauss
JACK SKELLINGTON: The Owners Manual and Guide by lalafall reviews
Bought a JACK SKELLINGTON? Don't know how to use it? Just read this manual, silly!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Unaware by Lealah Lupin III reviews
No man had ever caught a woman unaware...until the night Captain Gregg decided to leave his Lucia to her life. Based on the 1947 movie. Explanation inside. K plus for alluding to sexual content.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Nazi Zombies by Xandrya reviews
Silly little one-shot. Abe, Hellboy, and Johann share a dude moment while playing Call of Duty: World at War.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Abe S., Hellboy - Complete
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Desire by KayDeeBlu reviews
*G1* One shot. Three Seekers, one human female...sexual inhibitions *always* win. Mature content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Cafe Complex by sagexas reviews
Connie owns, runs and manages her own cafe. Life is good, if a little boring. Everything she knows gets turned upside down when the she inadvertantly ends up saving the life of the Tyrant Cell who was supposed to have died over a centuary ago. A/U, R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,658 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Cell
Magniesium by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A After an unfortunate event where Blitzwing destroys Scrapper and Mixmaster's supply of motoroil, the two constructicons send the triple changer on an errand. Bad idea. Random isn't the only one that can pull a prank.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Scrapper - Complete
TwoFaced by IcantbelieveImdoingthis reviews
Three faces, three jobs. One-shot, Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Blitzwing, Megatron - Complete
Allie Vs The Giant Robot Shoplifters From Space by Misya reviews
TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Hello, My Blue by Son Rhandi reviews
Another excerpt from "The Posing Blues," in this, Recoom bolsters up the courage to approach Bulma, with a little help from his friends.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ginyu Force - Complete
When He Found Me by SinTotchi reviews
Oneshot. A little snippet based on a dream I had. Strangely enough, Cell is one of the main characters...rated T for safety. It occurs in the bridge between when Cell becomes perfect and continues through the Cell Games. CellxOC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Cell - Complete
Meine Erlösung by VictorianCaul reviews
Comicverse. Just because he was disembodied didn’t mean his life had reached its conclusion.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Love Bites by snarechan reviews
Animated Verse. Whether Blackarachnia is left behind or rescued; it doesn’t matter because she just can’t seem to win.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Blackarachnia, Grimlock - Complete
Amniotic Dreams by Arzosah reviews
It's amazing what a hyper-developed brain, a set of foreign memories, and seventeen years in a tank can do for someone. Cell reminisces about his years of growth. Please read and review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Cell - Complete
Ginger Logic by Son Rhandi reviews
An excerpt from a dead fanmanga, "The Posing Blues," an A/U in which the Ginyu Force is wished to Earth along with the rest during the Namek ordeal. Recoom/Bulma.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bulma, Ginyu Force - Complete
Diagnosing Blitzwing by NTLDR reviews
TF:A. Blitzwing and his psychologist try to examine his personality using only Freudian theories.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Arwent by TauVertex reviews
Arwen leaves Aragorn to be with Treebeard! A shipping parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Arwen U., Treebeard - Complete
Stormtrooper by Koelker12 reviews
What is it like for a Stormtrooper to think ideas that are against the machine of the Empire? Does he do as he is told, or does he take matters into his own hands. Short Story, oneshot. Original Trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Checkerboards reviews
Victor Fries: convicted felon, mutated scientist...loving husband? What will life be like now that Nora's out of the tube and healthy again?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
A Splash of Rum by Jaeh reviews
One shot. My first crossover fan fic, go easy on me xD! POTC X Star Wars! A Pirate with a depressed and lost Sith Lord. What would happen? This is supposed to be weird and random. Hehe! enjoy and review, please!
Crossover - Star Wars & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Darth Vader, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trendsetters by Nevervana reviews
Ever notice how, ever since LotR came out, every good fantasy epic has at least one baddie in a black cloak? The Witch King of Angmar has, and he isn't happy about it...OOC, oneshot, highly lame the plot bunny made me do it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Things of Life by The Great Goz reviews
I do say! This is a great story! What do you expect: it's about me, King Cold. If you ever wondered how I came to be so wise, well this is your chance to find out. Now please go and read it, won't you? You wont regret it! It's Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - King Cold - Complete
The Sweetest Chill by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero. Victor's resolve is strengthened by taking a moment alone with Nora and considering all he stands to lose.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Mr. Freeze, Nora F. - Complete
A Promise by Grievous daydreamer reviews
A Clone Wars ficcy about Grievous and Shaak and a slight misunderstanding on Shaak's point of view. AU ONE SHOT. There is hinted cursing, so beware of angry moments and scariness.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - General Grievous - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Chewing Pink Bunnies by Elphius Lndorf Doge reviews
Grievous discovers how to chew pink bunnies, interesting no?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Grievous Cliché by IMISPLACEDMYPENNAME reviews
Yet another parody, but this time, it's Grievousfic parodies! Here, you will find every Cliché that is attacking the dear General. Please wear sanitypreservers while reading.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005
Farewell Witch King by Darkaus reviews
To sleep, to dream, and to have your spirit know what your mind is yet to learn...farewell, Witch King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2005
Snowball by MJ Mink reviews
On Hoth, General Veers contemplates killing a young Rebel.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2005
A Nazgûl’s Work is Never Done by Starknight reviews
Have you ever wondered just what a baby Nazgûl would look like or imagined the havoc such a wraith child could cause? Read and enjoy as the Witch King, Terror of Middle Earth wonders just what will become of him...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Und So Geht Es by LemurPirate reviews
Comicverse, Johann's point of view. Just some pointless rambling. Johann thinks about the circumstances that brought him to the BPRD and what it means to be a "freak".
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Amanda by Vickychan reviews
After becoming completely alive thanks to the dragonballs, Cell should be over the moon with his new family. He still has doubts, though. His daughter is the most precious thing in the world to him, but is he good for her? What does he have to pass on?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Cell - Complete
When Bad Guys Play by the Rules by EvenMyOldUsernameWasTerrible reviews
Technicalities can be a villian's best friend as Cell and the rest figure out down in H.E.L.L. Let's just say, Cell's glad he has kids...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Cell
A Daughter of Kings, A Daughter of Man by Kira Ashkelon reviews
The story of what became of the daughter of Lord Khamul of Dol Goldur, second-in-command (then leader) of the Nazgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2003
Cell's Perfect Tea Party by Gaia Faye reviews
Cell is having a little soiree down in Hell, and Freeza, Buu, and Bebi a villain from GT are invited! And if two's company and three's a crowd, I guess we'll learn what four makes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Cell, Frieza - Complete
Pose Off of the Century by Anita reviews
The Ginyu Force and the Sailor Scouts square off in a battle to find the best posers!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2000 - Ginyu Force - Complete
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Those Who Inherit the Earth reviews
AU, nine years after the Cell Games. Earth is nothing more than an anarchic ghost and all other life in the universe is being eradicated. Amongst the remnants of humanity, a mother and daughter strive to survive. One night, their hardship evolves into a totally different predicament that just so happens to be their foulest nightmare. T for violence, language, dark themes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,634 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Cell, OC
Transcendental Mysteries reviews
Rewrite of "Love is a Lake". There was the fear of the unearthly. Fear turned into hatred. Hatred was usurped by alms. Alms became fascination. Fascination gave birth to love, the greatest transcendental mystery. CybertronianXHuman romance. TFA. AU and some TFP elements. T for PG-13 themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 435,968 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Blitzwing, OC]
Ghost of Hyleea reviews
Sequel to "Innocence is Blind". For over four decades, Grievous hid on a remote Outer Rim world in isolation and peace after barely surviving the Battle of Utapau. But with the reemergence of a familiar soul in his life, his self-imposed exile might end; which may usher in unsavory results for the cyborg. GGxOC friendship. AU. T for strong violence. May change to M due to it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/1/2014 - General Grievous, OC
White Princess, Ebony King reviews
A collection of oneshots before the events in "The Living and the Dead". All oneshots are treated as their own short story and will be updated when inspiration strikes. Unrequited EowynXWitch-king. Mainly focuses on the Witch-king. Movie-centric. Chapter 6: an old comrade reunites with the Witch-king one last time. T for some heavy subject matter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar] - Complete
Innocence is Blind reviews
On a freshly conquered planet, General Grievous crosses paths with a five year old orphan. She reminds him of a past that he can no longer enjoy and he must decide on giving her a second chance at life or not. GGxOC bonding. NO ROMANCE. T for violence/death. Sequel is up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2010 - General Grievous, OC - Complete
Chorus of the High Fells reviews
The Necromancer summons the Nine. Takes place before Gandalf and Radagast go to the High Fells of Rhudaur. Movie-centric. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - The Necromancer/Sauron - Complete
The Living and the Dead reviews
The prophecy of Glorfindel had come to pass. The Witch-king of Angmar was not slain by a man but a woman in the guise of one. She had freed him from his bonds to Sauron but then he found himself bound to this shieldmaiden of Rohan and unable to accept his death just yet. Movie-centric. Unrequited EowynXWitch-king, hinted EowynXFaramir. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar] - Complete
Beautiful People reviews
Vanity appeals to vanity. TFP, AU. HumanXCybertronian romance. T for alluding to sexual content. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Knock Out, OC] - Complete
Overshadowed reviews
Nine years ago, a young girl witnessed a traumatizing event that was erased from her memory. However, over those years, she had been watched from afar and kept in mind as prey for a certain faceless creature. Now fifteen, she unwittingly comes closer to the entity once more in a way that she thought was simply not possible. T for strong violence and adult language.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013
Clinging Hearts reviews
When a young girl's parents are murdered by a duo of Dark Jedi, she is left frightened and shanghaied by them. But a sudden change of plans lands her in the care of a freshly reconstructed, grumpy, and volatile Kaleesh cyborg. Little does she know of what harsh trials, tribulations and transformations she will endure at his side. GGxOC bonding. AU. T for violence and dark themes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2013 - General Grievous, OC
Love Me Like I Love You reviews
Gift fic for Fruity Sangheili. HumanXCybertronian romance, takes place in her AU story "Life on the Nickel". Rated M for language and adult themes. Crackish!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Blitzwing, OC] - Complete
Of Robots and Vampires reviews
Starscream stumbles across a diehard "Twilight" fangirl and takes her back to the mine, unaware of what possible Hell the poor 'Cons will suffer through due to his actions... TFA. Twilight bashing abound! T for idiocy and swearing. Crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Blitzwing, Megatron, Starscream, Lugnut
The Picnic reviews
A family goes out for a picnic a few days after the announcement of the Cell Games. Unfortunately, they paid no attention to the coordinates the android supplied in the broadcast... Oneshot. T for angst, references to death/suicide.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Cell, OC - Complete
Love is a Lake reviews
Cynthia Preston discovers she has an unusual fan of her poetry. However, it's obvious the admiration evolves into something stronger... TFAverse. BWxOC. LDxOC. T for PG-13 themes. REWRITE IS UP! Not to be deleted, decided to keep it up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,053 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Blitzwing, OC - Complete
Reap reviews
General Grievous' POV and thoughts as he is about to slay a Jedi. Oneshot. T to be safe: dark and hints of war/death.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2011 - General Grievous - Complete
I Miss You, Daddy reviews
POV of one of General Grievous' children while he is away from Kalee fighting in the Clone Wars. Companion oneshot to 'Innocence is Blind' if you squint. Oneshot. T to be safe: reference to suicide.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - General Grievous - Complete
Flirting with the Dragon reviews
Ventress fails to understand Grievous is not as weak and gullible as she thinks he is... Anti-GrievousXVentress. Ventress fans read at your own risk. T for beating/violence and some name calling. Oneshot.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - General Grevious, Asajji Ventress - Complete
Harbinger reviews
On a quiet and beautiful Utapaun evening, General Grievous reunites with a figure from his tragic past... Oneshot. GrievousXKummar.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - General Grievous - Complete
A Walk on the Wild Side reviews
This is a gift/self insert for my friend Gelly619! Oneshot. Starscream meets a fan of his... Dear God... T for swearing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Starscream - Complete