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Joined 09-19-08, id: 1696770, Profile Updated: 08-03-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Well hey there, and welcome to my exceptionally awesome profile (not).

My name is Sarah Wtfasifidtellyoumylastname, and fanfiction truly is my guilty pleasure. I'm totally over twilight now (aagh! they hype! the hypeeee -covers eyes-) but I still love to read/write the fanfictions. Just because Stephenie Meyer can't write the books decently doesn't mean other people can't :P

Dan Bergstein's blogging of twilight and new moon is absolutely amazing! I aspire to be half as great as him one day... seriously, check it out at www.community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/07/08/blogging-twilight-part-23/#comments

I'm ridiculously lazy, so if you read my stories, don't get your hopes up too high about a chapter update every twenty seconds. One thing that I read in a lot of profiles is that people are "that girl who reads at the school dance" or that kind of thing, but I don't think that you have to be unpopular and love to read... I mean, look at me! (that was a joke for all you people out there who think my ego is huge) I love hanging out with friends and going out and shopping etc but I also love to read and write- strangely most people on here are either one or the other. hmm.

Music! I don't think that I could live without it. Even though my favourite stuff is mostly alternative rock/pop for the past month or so I've been on a Michael Jackson binge. It's truly awful that somebody so amazing and so often wrongly judged would die so early, and that the truth would only be told about them after their death. You'll stay in our hearts forever, MJ.

I have a female rat called Ben, and she's the cutest most adorable thing you've ever seen. Chances are she's probably smarter than you too. If anybody else has a rat I'd love to chat to you about it (a.k.a ask you for tips on training etc. :))

May I just take this moment to say that I am so Fax it's indescribable. Seriously James Patterson, you should make an entire book of Maximum Ride/Fang moments. He is soo hot :) (I think I have a problem with crushing on guys in my imagination lol)

with the help of my neighbour, I came up with a description that perfectly describes the sad face of the tenth doctor(my current display picture) (if you don't know what i'm talking about- get off my profile now. go on, get out) and here it is- it's like come into my house, put a blanket around you, tousle your hair, make you a cup of hot chocolate with one pink marshmallow, one white marshmallow, give you a great big hug and tell me everything that's gone wrong. If you agree with this description, please pm me :)

My stories-

The Topaz Wolf- Edward has left, and Jacob imprints on Bella. Bella accepts him, but then things get complicated... Jake attacks her. What will be the consequences of Jacob's actions, and what will happen if Edward comes back? yupp suck at summaries- it's my first fanfic and just cos it's been up there for a while, it doesnt mean I've gotten over reviews ;P

Swingsets and Picnic Tables- (thankyou Stenemichele for the name ;)) (new moon) Edward comes back and Bella forgives him. Jacob, meanwhile, imprints on a stranger, but everybody disapproves. Want to find out why? Then read it... haha it gets funny by the second chapter knowing smile please review

The Wedding (it's NOT a one shot I just had major writers block) Leah's story after Sam and Emily's wedding. It's not actually only going to be about the wedding so I should probably change the name... hmm whatever just read it it's only got one chapter how long will it take haha

I am also co-writing the story "Mom won't be proud" with Zombie's run this town and pure.ambition.writing

I'm doing Jasper's p.o.v and loving it. These guys are AWESOME so check out their stuff (you have to anyway if you want to read the story lol)

I am secretly in love with Zombie's run this town's action fingers.

Okay folks- there's a little thing called "traffic" that I can look at- there are so many hits and nowhere near as many reviews! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! and it would make my day if you reviewed my story- I'm not hypocritical, I review every story I've read, cos I know how good it feels!! PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW even if it's just a few words on how bad it sucks :)

Here's a link to my fictionpress page. I haven't written anything, but I will someday soon! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/659585/timetravellingvampirewithawand

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease feel free to pm me for a chat- I LOVE TALKING... hmm maybe I don't have enough friends... anywho if I review and you review reply and I pm then that means I want to chat. If you review and I review reply it means I want to chat. If you have never even looked at any of my stories and i havent looked at yours- I want to chat. hehe.

also, you can e-mail me or add me on msn at p.s.i.love.you@live.com.au

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The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Howl by dragonett3 reviews
About a girl called Emily, who in a rage, finds herself a wolf with powers to summon fire. She is captured and tranquilized by mysterious men wearing black and her adventure begins. Perfect for anyone who loves magic and wolves.
Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,487 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008
Wandering Star by Gina.N.B reviews
Renesmee is out on her own in the big bad world of vampires. Can the littlest Cullen survive alone or will she always need someone to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,076 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
FALLING STARS by LadyShadowNinja18 reviews
Complete! My rewrite of Twilight from multiple views through the story, starting with the FIRST SIGHT chapter. I've also included my own character, who's perspective this story is mostly told in. Nominated for best original character in Sparkle Awards
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,229 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Where The Wild Things Are by anythingzombie reviews
AU/OOC: Edward is a sixteen year old with deep affections for the new girl. But there’s something odd about Bella…something different, and Edward seems determined to find out her secret. But will the moon ever reveal her true identity? M for Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Battle Scars by paper.creations reviews
Bella's late for her first day of school, and unfortunately Maria - while on a surprise visit to Jasper - crosses the human during a hunt. Maria bites Bella and takes her south to fight before Bella can ever meet the Cullen's. Can all wounds be healed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Carlisle Babysitting Bella Series! by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Detention by WereWolf1010 reviews
Six kids from totally different cliques wound up being together in detention. Can you just sense the drama? ExB JxA EmxR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,159 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Reincarnation by LadyShadowNinja18 reviews
Seventy years after the love of Edward's life, Belle Scout, dies he finds her again. She is Bella now and is a slightly different person who doesn't remember a thing about Edward and his family. Can the Cullens especially Edward capture her heart again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
NO EASY WAY by LadyShadowNinja18 reviews
After the deaths of their parents, Selene and Connor Doyle return to Forks after seven years of living in California. They're taken in by some old friends. What could go wrong? AH/AU. All pairings from FALLING STARS. suck at summaries. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Of Vampires and Werewolves by OncomingBadWolf reviews
Tenth and Rose find more than they bargained for when visiting Seattle.A surge of vampire attacks hitting the city. The Doctor is raged, and when a strange girl and another vampire offer to help, can he trust them? Twilight crossover. TenRose, BellaEdward
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - 10th Doctor
Here Without You by SteneMichele reviews
Bella never jumped off of the cliff, and Edward gave in to his desire to see her. But what happens when their reunion is thwarted by a white tomb, a bouquet of red roses and a eulogy given by a werewolf? Edward's POV. Rated for... um... teen angst?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
COMING NIGHT by LadyShadowNinja18 reviews
Told from the POVs of Renesmee, Jacob and Edward; COMING NIGHT is the story of seventeen years after Bella's 'Happily Ever After'. When you and your loved one are both mythical half breeds, love can be complicated- Especially if you're Jacob and Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Go Ask Alice by Ember411 reviews
Funny. Just read.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist in my Story by SteneMichele reviews
This had never even been a remote possibility... We were supposed to die together. Sam Uley had been my first everything... my first hug, my first dance, my first kiss. It wasn’t supposed to end like this- it wasn’t supposed to end at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
A Fresh Start and A New Guy by We're-Only-Human reviews
Bella and Alice, 2 best friends are sick of the city and move to the small town of Forks, to make a fresh start. What will happen when they meet the most gorgeous men they have ever met? One problem: Bella can't seem to stand him! BxE AxJ RxEm-ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8423 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
With Opened Eyes by leiahlaloa reviews
AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
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The Topaz Wolf reviews
Edward has left Bella, and Jacob imprints on her. What will happen to her in the dangerous world of werewolves, and what if Edward comes back? Crappy summary. Bad and short for first few chapters c'mon, t'was my first fic but gets better later REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Leah Down Under reviews
Leah is at Sam and Emily's wedding when she realises she can no longer live in La Push. it's not just about the wedding sounds crappy but it came 3rd in SteneMicheles competition so just read and review :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leah
Swingsets and Picnic Tables reviews
Jacob imprints on a total stranger- but everybody disapproves. Why? Find out-Story gets funnier later on. Just read it, you won't be disappointed. REVIEW please it takes five seconds
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jacob