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Author has written 13 stories for Skyland, Cadfael, and Lord of the Rings.

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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

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Looking for an Elf by Laeslaer reviews
Stepping past a tree Thranduil came to a scene that made his blood freeze. A long Ivy knife lay on the ground blood covering the handle. A few feet away a huge bloodstain covered the ground. "Ai Legolas!" Thranduil whispered "No"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Mines of Moria: Reality Check by stanzaic reviews
In which pizza is discussed, Mr. Bloom is discovered, and Gandalf sucks at rhymes. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Runaway by II Fantasy II reviews
this is a songfic about Dahlia's past life.
Skyland - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Those Younger Years by spicemeisje reviews
New and UPDATED: SKIP TO CHAPTER 9 THE REST IS ****! The story starts from chapter 9. Story 2 will be up soon!
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
Shifting Life by bunnyboo911 reviews
Jane is just your average, teenage, Skyland fangirl....what happens when you toss her into her favorite show?She has a freaking awesome adventure of course!Please rate and review if you want to.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009
The Last Words by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
Mahad once again disobeys Cortes' orders, choosing to attack a group of patrollers near an allied bloc. When one of the patrollers opens fire on the bloc as a result, Mahad soon finds out he may have really gotten himself into trouble...
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Do You Remember? by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
Set after the end of the first season. Some months later, the pirates find and capture Diwan, however, she doesn't seem to understand why they think her a criminal. In fact, she doesn't seem to even remember who they are.
Skyland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The Prisoner by Minimewtwo reviews
All about a prisioner at an alternate ending of the Rebellion, it can relate to two different characters and it is up for you to decide who it is. It has been Revamped, Revised and Renamed
Skyland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Decisions by Two Limes in a Coconut reviews
Decisions are are hard sometimes, especialy when it's concerning the saftey of another. So which one do you do? Stay with a band of dangerous pirates that you've come to call family? Or do what you think is safe? bad summery, sorry. Rated T, language
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008
Consequences by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
Mahad is tired of Cortes treating him like a kid, so when Cortes again tells him to stay put, Mahad is in no mood to listen. But is Mahad prepared to deal with the consequences of his actions?
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Opportunities Wasted by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
Shoomday is an opportunist. He works for the Sphere. Yeah, they don't really go together. Not for long anyway.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Man Overboard by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
The pirates are forced to abandon Mahad in a heavily damaged Hyperion. And the Sphere is close on his tail...
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Too Sexy by hyperpsychomaniac reviews
What happens when Mahad thinks he's too sexy for his shirt.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
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Memories reviews
One-Shot. Set after Blood Ties. After running away, Cheng wants to know what exactly happened to his parents.
Skyland - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Endangered Flower reviews
Dahlia goes missing when testing a ship. With no idea of what happened or abouther location, it's a race against time for the Pirates to find her. Will they reach her before she bleeds out, cold, alone and scared?
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011
Blood Red Sandman reviews
The Sphere kidnaps Cheng and Cortes holds himself responsible. When he is unable to find Cheng, even with the help of Death, Cortes chooses another solution. And the Sphere soon learns that you shouldn't mess around with Jack the Ripper.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
The Silent Girl reviews
At the wish of Elrond, a 10th walker joins the Fellowship. Her name is Nikita Siikavirta, and she never speaks, but communicates by writing short messages on cards. Her past is a mystery, and what diffrence will she make? Can she even be thrusted?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Legolas
A crazy Skyland Day reviews
Pure, stupid and Perfect randomness.What happens when i'm talking to spicemeisje in the middle of the night... Rated T but if you think it's M, don't be afraid to tell me. I don't bite. Not untill I know you better :P
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
The devil hides behind her smile reviews
Dahlia has a very dark side. But what happens when people try to make her give in to it? Summary sucks, I know, can't think of anythink better. Please, R&R.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Plushie reviews
What happens when Mahad catches Dahlia with her plushie... Not sure if it's T, but I just needed to put a rating on it.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Independence reviews
A young woman is forced into marriage with a much older Lord. But she has a strong will and won't go quietly. The marriage isn't going as the Lord expected. When a murder is committed, a suspect is easily found. But did the suspect do it?
Cadfael - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010
Early reviews
She woke up and felt his strong, muscled body against hers. WayanxDahlia. Wrote this to A Get out of my MaD addiction and B Wayan needed some love. Can't say anything else without giving away the fic and please, R&R. Yes, I know it's a crappy title.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
True Love reviews
Missing scene for "Eye of the storm". What happens when Dahlia catches Mahad.
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Late at night reviews
Random little one-shot I wrote about Mahad and Dahlia. Don't ask me why, just read it! Warning: contains sexual themes. Lots of them. Not sure whether it's mature or teens so I rated it mature. Better safe then silly.
Skyland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
I don't know who I am reviews
Dahlia doesn't knows who she really is.All she remembers from her parents, are terrible things.But when the Pirates go on a water mission, they have some problems that force them to land on a block.There, Dahlia starts to remember everything.Everything...
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Dahlia's secret reviews
Dahlia is keeping a secret, and secrets will come out.But can everyone accept Dahlia's true nature?And more important, will Mahad accept the nature of the woman he loves?And can Dahlia stand the fact that everyone knows her secret?Chapters are short.MaD
Skyland - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete