Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
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A True Boyfriend:
Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,
who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,
or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,
wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,
who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,
who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,
who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Tottaly Random Things I Thought Were Funny
Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.
Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!
Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that
I'm not afraid of death, whats it gonna do kill me!
Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
WARING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!
Growing old is mandatory,growing up however...
Before you criticze someon walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do critize them you are a mile away and have their shoes.
You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it
I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day!?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it
If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks
Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
come to the darkside...we found the cullens!
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
I used to be normal,then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)
Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought
There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...
I'm not paroinod, WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMYS TOLD YOU THIS!!
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry but!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday
Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..
I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.Maybe.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its but?"
The dinasours extiction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.
Docters say I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.
I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you
You can blame all your problems on my two imagenary friends "Steve" and "Candy" they don't mind
I'm not random I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRELL!!
Some Things That Really Make Me Mad
If you think homophobic is wrong, please post this and send it to a friend
the girl who got kicked out of her home because I told my mther I was a lesbian,
the prostitute working on the street because no one will hire a trannsexua; woman,
the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painfull tear-fillred nights,
the parents who had to bury their child long before their time,
the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room,
the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers that love me who are the best and only family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me,
one of the lucky ones, I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year should be able to walk again,
one of the unlucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school,because it all finally became too much,
the couple who had the realitor hang up on us because we told her we wanted a one-bedroom home for two men,
the person who never knows what bathroom to use without having managment called on me,
the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore and raised because th coutr says I am an unfit mother because I am now living with anothe woman,
the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system to grow suddenly cold when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman,
the domestic-violence survivor who has no support sysstem because I am male,
the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show other men affection,
the home-econimics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians did that,
the man who died when the paramedics stopped working on me when they found out I was transsexual,
the man who stopped attending church, not because I do not believe, but because those doors are no longer open to my kind,
the person who is afraid to tell their christan loving parents he loves another male,
I am now the one you fear because you wonder if these things apply to me.
Those copy and paste things everyone loves so much
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.
If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile
If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: At your funerel would be crying
BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who muredered you!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Spread the Stupidity (I LOVE THIS!)
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (my fave)
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy.
Oh so cute! Bunny!
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Poll!! Okay, would you rather spend Valentines day with Emmett, Carlisle, or Jasper? Vote through Reviews!! This poll will end Febuary 13th!!