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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello eveyone and welcome please read and review and come back for something new!!

I also share a profile with countrydoglover and it is bellatwins, so please check it out.


We have a story called McBella!! Please read it!!


A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worstTell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walkingSneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's youTease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Tottaly Random Things I Thought Were Funny

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that

I'm not afraid of death, whats it gonna do kill me!

Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

WARING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory,growing up however...

Before you criticze someon walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do critize them you are a mile away and have their shoes.

You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it

I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day!?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks

Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

come to the darkside...we found the cullens!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

I used to be normal,then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...


Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry but!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.Maybe.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its but?"

The dinasours extiction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.

Docters say I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

You can blame all your problems on my two imagenary friends "Steve" and "Candy" they don't mind

I'm not random I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRELL!!

Some Things That Really Make Me Mad

If you think homophobic is wrong, please post this and send it to a friend

I am...

the girl who got kicked out of her home because I told my mther I was a lesbian,

the prostitute working on the street because no one will hire a trannsexua; woman,

the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painfull tear-fillred nights,

the parents who had to bury their child long before their time,

the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room,

the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers that love me who are the best and only family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me,

one of the lucky ones, I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year should be able to walk again,

one of the unlucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school,because it all finally became too much,

the couple who had the realitor hang up on us because we told her we wanted a one-bedroom home for two men,

the person who never knows what bathroom to use without having managment called on me,

the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore and raised because th coutr says I am an unfit mother because I am now living with anothe woman,

the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system to grow suddenly cold when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman,

the domestic-violence survivor who has no support sysstem because I am male,

the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show other men affection,

the home-econimics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians did that,

the man who died when the paramedics stopped working on me when they found out I was transsexual,

the man who stopped attending church, not because I do not believe, but because those doors are no longer open to my kind,

the person who is afraid to tell their christan loving parents he loves another male,

I am now the one you fear because you wonder if these things apply to me.

Those copy and paste things everyone loves so much

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: At your funerel would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who muredered you!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Spread the Stupidity (I LOVE THIS!)

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (my fave)

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. ( I want to be a politician! coughcough vampire coughcough )

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy.

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Poll!! Okay, would you rather spend Valentines day with Emmett, Carlisle, or Jasper? Vote through Reviews!! This poll will end Febuary 13th!!

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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
51Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do Anymore by Heather94 reviews
Here are 51 Things That Emmett Cullen Cannot Do Anymore. These stories are why The Indifferent Child Of Earth wrote the 51 things that Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emmett
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Accepting the Silence by 24-7reader reviews
A look of horror crossed my face as I ran up to my room grabbing my CD player. I put in the noisiest CD and played it full blast. Cautiously I put it to my ear. Tears started streaming down my cheeks. I was deaf… All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Revenge by softball-chica reviews
Sequel to Bella's Thoughts. How will Emmett exact his revenge on the rest of the Cullens? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
My Heart Left To San Francisco by countrydoglover reviews
After dating for two years, Bella leaves Edward for a job in San Francisco. Edward is devestated. When Bella calls three years later, how does he respond? will they get back together? Can he love her again. T for language. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
McBella by bellatwins reviews
Bella Swan works at McDonalds, and everyday she sees a man with green eyes come in. Will she be able to get this man as her own? How? please r and r! all human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
Claire's Story by emmettsmyfave reviews
Claire is 14 and discovers the truth about Quil. Well, almost all of it. What will Claire do when she learns that a group of vampires have had enough of the wolves and plan on eliminating them? Will she ever learn the truth about imprinting? BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Edward the Assassian by bellatwins reviews
Bella is a novelist in Seattle. When she is walking home one night she when is confronted by a man with a velvety smooth voice. What will he ask of her? Who is he, and what does he do? all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008
Lunar Birth by washingtongirl-91 reviews
What happens when Nessie and Jake tell Bella and Edward that they think Nessie is pregnant? What will happen to Nessie? What about this werewolf, human, and Vampire baby? 7 years after B.D. UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
I'm Alone by countrydoglover reviews
Bella is a vampire in Seattle. Edward is a vampire in Chicago. what happens when they both wander into a chat room and meet? Same pairings, all vampires, same powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Armed with a Camcorder by cullen-style reviews
Bella whines to Edward about being left at home for the weekend while he hunts. Curious, he leaves with her a camcorder and instructions to film everything that happens so he can review it when he returns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's Thoughts by softball-chica reviews
We all know that Edward is desperate to know what Bella is thinking, but what happens when he starts hearing snippets in biology? Will he like what he hears?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Test for Smart People: Edward by Muzik-Mafia3142 reviews
Bella has some questions to ask, does she get the right answers or does Edward fail the test for smart people. Fluffy, may become a series of the families answers B&E Note I suck at summeries
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns by Estrella Tallinfoot reviews
Bella...it was all Bella's fault. Emmett WOULD see his Rose smile again, no matter how many thorns got in his way. One-shot. Rated T for some language and a possibly gruesome scene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Nessie's first day of school by Awesomeness 101 reviews
It is everyones favorite little half human half vampire's first day of school! When all the boys are pining over her, what will she do? how will Edward take the thoughts of all the adolescent boys thought? read and find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Bad Girl Bella Meets The Elite Edward by countrydoglover reviews
Bella lives in South Forks with her sister, Alice.Emmett is the leader of a gang.Jasper and Edward go to the Elite school. Rosalie was kicked out of school. All Human.BxE, EmxR, AxJ.Rated M just in case
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Tetherball Tournament: Cullen Style by countrydoglover reviews
Emmett gets a 'great idea' to play tetherball. Who wins the games? Vampires and all couples are the same. Set after Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward's Mind Games by softball-chica reviews
This goes along with Bella's Thoughts. It's why Alice was so intent on making Edward suffer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Caught by Awesomeness 101 reviews
We all love Jake and Nessie. But what happpens after Nessie is all grown up Edward and Bella catch them together without shirts? uhoh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8385 - Favs: 7,526 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Secret Agent Isabella Swan reviews
Bella Swan is a secret agent assigned to get close to Edward Masen. but what will happen during all this time together? All human. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Hit List reviews
What happens when someone is trying to kill every one with the name Isabella? What happens if the person who wanted to do it was someone Bella knew, a friend? What if Bella was the reason all those people were dieing? All human and all married.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
My Heart Belongs to Me reviews
Emmett is on a cruise with his vampire family, Carlisle, Esme, Edward, and Bella, when he sees a beautiful woman. What will he do? Who is she? Every human but Em and family. Year 1947
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie