Eimin - The Eternal Sleep
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Joined 09-19-08, id: 1696821, Profile Updated: 11-23-11
Author has written 19 stories for Doctor Who, Tokyo Mew Mew, Heroes, Twilight, Fruits Basket, and Naruto.

Favorite Quotes!

I didn't kick you in the face... I just gave you a high-five with my foot! . - Emirii (One of my best friends)

ME? GAY? NO!! (with hand symbols to match) - Josh (My best friend - who is gay, so deal with it)

AHHHH! She cracked her neck! She cracked her neck... Proper BADLY! - Chris (A guy in my science class after I cracked my neck loudly in lesson)


Josh: Kat, go steal that guy's shoes for me; they're awesome and I want them.

Me: What am I supposed to do? Just steal them off his feet?

Josh: Well... Yeah. Or you could chop his feet off and take the whole thing - feet included.

Me: Josh, do you really think I'm that psycho...? Wait... Don't answer that...

Josh: -smiles- Because you ARE that psycho



Josh: Woah... That chibi Gaara has a flower in his hair... -looking at a chibi on my phone-

Me: Woah... Fem Gaara... I bet that exists on fanfiction.net

Josh: O.o Don't give me nightmares!

Me: Fem Naruto and Fem Sasuke!

Josh: They're actually belivable, and I can see why.

Me: O.o What the heck?



Emily: When we cosplay, I am SO cutting your hair and making you Sasuke! X3

Me: Okay... But I already make a pretty awesome Neji; couldn't we just kidnap Danny to be Sasuke? (Danny is a guy in my class who has his hair styled EXACTLY like Sasuke).

Emily: Intriguing idea...

Josh: He'll probably go along with it too.

Me: Em, who are you gonna be?

Emily: KIBA! -Pulls her hood up-

Me and Josh: YAY! XD



Sam: If you see the whites of Kitty's eyes, you know you're dead.

Emily: If you see the whites of Kitty's eyes, you ARE dead.



Me: Oh my God! I know how to harm Gaara!

Emily: How? Oh... Don't tell me...

Me: YES! All we have to do is... WAX HIS LEGS! XD



Em: Hmmm... What lipstick do you think would suit Lee the best?

Me: O.o What the heck?!



Em: Kitty... You know how Gaara's an insomniac?

Me: Hn

Em: What the heck does he do all night?!

Me: -smirks- Weeeell...

Em: No... On second thoughts... Don't answer that.

Me: -laughs-


-Puts my hair into my 'Neji-style'- WHOOOO! IM FUCKING NEJI! ... Wait... What?! - Me

Have you noticed that a double-scoop ice cream looks like a penis? - Me

There's pyromaniacs... And then there's Sasuke! - Me

Katrina's just Gaara-psycho! - Josh (talking about my personality)

Sasuke? I think you mean SEX-AY! - Josh

Yeah, I like GaaNeji too. Neji would use his byakugan to stare through Gaara's clothes and he'll be like, "sweeeet..." - Sam (A girl Sam, one of my best friends)

Hey everyone! We're all going to mount SASUKE! - Sam (When she found out there was actually a mountain called 'Mount Sasuke')

I can imagine it now. Sakura goes up to Kakashi and says: "Kakashi-sensei, Naruto's going to Mount Sasuke!" And Kakashi would snort and then laugh hysterically, making many innuendos. - Me

Neji-KUN! -hugs- - Sam (girl Sam again) whenever I come to school with my Hyuuga Neji style hair.

Survival. What a drag... - Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)

I'm gonna be the fourth Hokage someday. There's no way I'm going to end up a pile of SNAKE CRAP in the woods! - Naruto Uzumaki

It is only when you have someone very precious to protect... That you can become truly strong... - Haku (Naruto)

We thrive in the chaos of the enemy tide. Quiet shinobi don't need dens to hide. All we have to do is watch and wait. Until the enemy lowers the gate. - Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

Byakugan! - Neji Hyuuga

That is why the terms 'failures' and 'elites' exist... - Neji Hyuuga

Yahoo! We rock at survival! There's no way we can lose! - Kiba Inuzuka




MOUTH YAOI!! (A funny thing me and my friends discussed at school - Koneko-chan)

Anyway, my friend Sam (a girl Sam) had a bag of M&M's the other day. She handed them out and I got a dark blue M&M, and my best friend Em got an orange M&M. I started laughing hysterically, and the only answer I'd give to my friends when they asked what I was laughing at was: "Sauce." Em immediately got this jokes and yelled, "UNARU!" (SasuNaru) at the top of her voice and joined in with the insane laughter. Then she said, "and we got the ones according to our personalities too!" (Because I'm quite emo and depressive, and Em is always SUPER cheerful. And when I say always, I mean a-l-w-a-y-s!) Sam finally got the joke and started laughing too, giving me an orange M&M and Em a dark blue one. We looked at each other, looked at the M&M's, and then swapped them around, giving Sam a strange glance. After eating that one I reached over and took both a dark blue, and an orange M&M from Sam's bag. Putting them both in my mouth, I grinned and said, "Mmm, mouth yaoi..." Which caused everyone to laugh hysterically... Again. Ahhh... Good times... Good times... If you love SASUNARU/NARUSASU, add this to your profile and add your name to this list: Eimin - The Eternal Sleep (Koneko-chan),

Yeah so the other day my blodge (Biology) teacher said this "Today class we are going to have a mass debate on the subject of IVF, if it should be on the NHS" (Mass debate...try sayin' it really fast!) LOL! The entire class fell about laughing! This is SO funny because it's actually true, he did say this.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Lastly, here’s proof that SasuNaru rules over everything!!

"...“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development..."

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the time skip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the time skip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the time skip;
You get mad every time Hinata tries to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (Mine do!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out...)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (yes, I DID!)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just... stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My awesome, gothic school bag. XD It has a Demon on it!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Friends. You can never get bored with Friends. It never gets old!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The voices in my head. The printer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I last went outside to walk to the library. -Nods-

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My best friend, Emirii.

9. What are you wearing?

My school uniform. So... White T-shirt, red and black tie, black trousers, and black shoes. O.o Such gothic colours for a school uniform...

10. Did you dream last night?

Nah, unfortunately...

11. When did you last laugh?

I last laughed at the grins on my friends' faces when I came to school with my hair styled like Neji Hyuuga.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Lots of tacked posters and the like. Row upon row of books. And, oh yes, a window!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really. My friend Emirii stared at me really hard the other day and then announced loudly that I was like Sasuke. I asked if she meant I was arrogant. She said no, and told me it was just the way I acted that made me like him - the emoness.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Hn. It's cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

'Naruto: The Legend Of the Stone Of Gelel'. I watched that last night.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A bugatti veyron. Oh, and all the manga books I could buy! ;)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Character-wise, I only have two female nicknames. The rest are male nickname. (Hatsuharu, Neji, Sasuke, Ryou etc).

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Solve world hunger.

19. Do you like to dance?

No. Don't even try to make me... Just don't... It won't end well for you... -.-

20. George Bush

Alien? O.o

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Payne. I love that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ethan. This is probably one of my favorite names. -nods-

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hn. In Japan, naturally. Where else?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Please mind the gap. But I wouldn't. I'm so clumsy, I'd probably fall down the gap and plummet into h-e-l-l. If I wasn't there already... -.-

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

100 Questions

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I skewered just below my knee on a spring jutting out of my bed. I went right through to the bone... But I enjoyed drinking the blood! XD

2. What is on the walls of your room? A painting of a Gothic Angel, A 'Charmed' poster and...oh...um...Oh yes! A window! .

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I talk in my sleep. My dad can even have a conversation with me while I sleep and I remember nothing of it the next day.

4. What type of music do you listen to? ROCK! Bring on the Three Days Grace, Muse, Paramore and Evernesance! YEAH!

5. Do you know what time you were born? I think it was about 4:10, I know for definate I was born around 4pm though...About 4:16, I think.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? A hug

7. What do you miss? Sleep. Ah, sleep. I miss sleep. Maybe I should try that again sometime...

8. What is your most prized possession? A golden ring my dad passed down to me that is over a hundred and ten years old. And the only photo my dad has of him as a baby, which he's given to me.

9. How tall are you? 5"3

10. Do you get claustrophobic? No...Although if too many people crowd round me, I almost faint. There's a name for that phobia but I can't remember what it's called...

11. Do you get scared in the dark? I find the dark comforting.

12. The last person to make you cry is...? My Dad when he told me he had a hernia and possible cancer...Though he refuses to go in for cancer tests

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? Dunno, something musky, not too sweet. At least for me anyways.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Don't really matter for me but okay. Blond and curly. Topaz eyes. Like Jasper.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? dunno

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? pepperoni

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Pocky!!

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? Probably the photos and the ring

22. Do you like anybody? Nope!

23. Are you double-jointed? I am. In ONE FINGER! .

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Hell Kitty

26. Do you have a pet right now? A dog called Ziggy

27. What kind is it? GREYHOUND! .

28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? Probably, yeah...

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? A poem. Or flowers. Ah, I'm just an old romantic at heart.

30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 43

31. Blondes or brunettes? I like both. I'm not fussed!

32. What is the one number you call most often? I never have any credit! >.

33. What annoys you the most? People being horrible. There's just no call for it.

34. Have you been out of the USA? I haven't even been IN to the USA! I'm English.

35. What are your weaknesses? My weak muscles; I have a muscle disease.

36. Have you met anyone famous? Does Ozzy the Owl, the mascot of Sheffield Wednesday count? If so, yes.

37. What was your first job? Haven't had one. I'm still just a teenager.

38. Have you ever done a prank call? Nah. They're boring.

41. What were you doing before filling this out? I was in an R.E lesson; BORING!

40. Have you ever had surgery? Nah, I'm as healthy as a horse. (Why do we say that? Not all horses are healthy.)

42. What do you get complimented about most? My writing ability and my drawing ability. I don't often get complimented on my looks...

43. Have you ever had braces? Nope! :D

44. What do you want for your birthday? Peace and love for the WHOLE WORLD! Not allowed? Oh, okay, the entire series of Fruits Basket then and a HARU plushie!! XD

45. How many kids do you want? I dunno. Three? Twins run in my family so I'll probably end up with twins though...

46. Were you named after anyone? Nope! .

47. Do you wish on stars? Yeah. Who doesn't?

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Lemon-scented stuff. I dunno what it's called

50. Do you like your handwriting? Pretty much, yeah.

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? I dunno. Beef?

52. Do you have any bad habits? If I get angry, I cannot control my anger.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? My mum's Pussycat Dolls CD. Although that's not techinally mine.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yeah. I am full of AWESOME! :D

56. Do looks matter? No

57. How do you release anger? I punch things. Walls, trees, my twin brother, Peter.

58. Where is your second home? The Library!

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? I think it was a toy spaniel

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? I dunno. About 15.

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? NO! Stupid dinosaur needs his guts ripping out!

63. Do you use sarcasm? Well, no!! (Yes)

64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Macaroni and cheese.

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Personality and a nice aura.

66. What are your nicknames? Kitty, Trina, Kat, Ryou, Jasper (Jazz), Hatsuharu (Haru), Sasuke, Neji, Gaara

67. What's your favorite band/singer? Probably Three Days Grace

68. What's your favorite TV show? Doctor Who or NCIS

69. What was your act sat score? My SAT? Level 6. In my GCSE's I am getting mostly As and A stars.

70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate or Lemon Sorbet.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yeah

72. When was the last time you worked out? In P.E

73. Did you notice that there's no #64? No.

74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? 90mph.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Hell yeah!

76. What are you listening to? The voices in my head.

77. What was the last thing you drank? Coffee

78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Josh

79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Eyes

80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? Family Portrait and Dear Mr President. Both P!nk songs and Ignorance by Paramore.

81. What's your favorite thing to hate? Life

82. What's your favorite month of the year? July, because it's my birthday! .

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Ox for the Chinese Zodiac and Leo/Taurus for the Star Sign one. Neither of which I am. I am a Cancerian born in the Year of the Dog! :(

85. What is your hair color? Brunette with natural blond bits. But it's dyed black at the minute.

86. Eye color? Hazel

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

90. Do you like sushi? Never tried it

91. Last thing you watched? X Factor

92. Favorite day of the year? Rememberance Sunday, although it makes me cry T-T

93. Play any musical instruments? Used to play violin. Now, guitar.

94. Republican or democrat? Uh... Pass

95. Kisses or hugs? HUGS!

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

97. What was the last thing you bought? 'Vampire Knight volume 1' a graphic manga novel

98. What kind of car do you have? A Vauxhall Astra (My Dad's)

99. What book are you reading? Emily the Stange - The Lost Days

100. Describe your love life. Single

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i might be but just to fictionl characters)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".


(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ


This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is so true!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over!!

Thanks Topaz.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books, movies or Mangas/animes.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

I luv dr who!!

a poem - i nearly cried when i red this

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, Seckseeful-ed-lover, Anatonia, tietum, Chocolate Starlight, RandomSquirrel

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

~~If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!~~

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I Am getting tons of reviews 4 sapphire eyes! Yay! Ryou x Ichigo!!

If u feel hyper enough to eat cheese with a fork, put this on ur profile!!

This is such a sad poem!! (SOB!!)

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

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If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, RandomSquirrel

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: ( I cn however read dis message, YAY!!)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

You should really lay off the cookies, they make your hands cold!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Smiles evily)

After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

I never pirated it...it was donated. By the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night... and voila!

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

When I hear somebody say "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

A wise man once said,"I don't know, go ask the women!"

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. (I have tested this, it works very well.)

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (this is my personal saying)

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.

Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, is too dark to read.-- Groucho Marx

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do to (if they have a gun).-- Eddie Izzard.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.-- Michael L.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, read the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (So true...)

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet cool people... then kill them. (Also true...)

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

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"Life is like photography,

you develop from the negatives.

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

All ways forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.

"You can't have any of my nothing!"

"When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doensn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. One robots will be doing soon."

"If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundrends of people have been struck by lightning looking for it."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone..."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."

"Give credit when desired."There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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Kiss Me by Lost to the Hoping reviews
Has Sasuke lost his mind? Or is he on drugs? Or perhaps it's some sort of mind control? Well, whatever it is, Naruto seems to be paying for it... Join us for some crack-filled yaoi fun in Kiss Me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Hate You, Love You! Ichigo's Love! by SarT55 reviews
This is my fist fanfiction. Ichigo sees her "perfect" boyfriend Masaya cheating on her with her "best friend" Berry after begging Ryou to let her off early. Masays & Berry beat her up after she runs away. She then gose to the cafe where she tells Ryou...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,522 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Aya's Prayer by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The first night after erasing Kana's memory is predictably hard for Hatori. Fortunately, he gets some comfort from his best friend Ayame, who knows all there is to do is wait. - A bittersweet friendship story featuring the Mabudachi trio. -
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Under The Stars by NatBraaaat reviews
“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009
Come by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Five times Shisui took Itachi home. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Obedience: White Lies by Kyae reviews
Adopted from Kajikistune. When Yuki is found unconsious and bleeding in that dark room, ten years after the first time everyone knows something must be done to protect him - but who can defy god? Who can someone who's lost their hope trust in the end?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,449 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Yuki S., Akito S. - Complete
The Pennsylvania Cafe by kaatee reviews
Jasper wanders, looking for shelter, as a storm approaches Philadelphia. He takes refuge in a small diner, but finds more than he thought he'd discover... JxA- First meetings and conversations
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Ichigo's Twilight by TruSmurf reviews
Ryou/Ichigo. contains spoilers. pleas read. rated T just in case.oh and this has a sister fic called When You Meet Again. it is not a sequel so you can read it while reading this one. however i sugest reading this one up untill chapter 10 then just ya.
Crossover - Tokyo Mew Mew & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ichigo M., Felix
Somebody To Love by XxTaintedxDaggerxX reviews
He just didn’t want to be alone. By chance, his prayer’s were answered. OneShot. GaaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
White Rose by 7CrimsonKisses7 reviews
Valentine's Day. Hinata is Gaara's white rose. Will they see that they are made to be together? For all eternity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Dont Love Me by SasuNaruSasuLover reviews
just a little sasunaru ffts fluff for the soul
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mating Mark by Selkit-Guardian reviews
Sasuke wakes up to the feeling of someone chewing on his neck...how does he react? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From, Your Secret Admirer by mjfsuperstar92 reviews
A SasuNaru Valentine's Day fanfic. Summary inside. This is mild yaoi. Don't like it? Well then don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Broken Mantra by TillThatTime reviews
“They told me I could no longer save you. That you were beyond that now. They told me that I was the only one that could kill you. That it had to be me, like it was my duty, my God-given right to end you.” NarutoXSasuke, YAOI, Dubious Consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to my world by Kutsu reviews
The deal was simple. He could pick out any information he wanted on me, and I wouldn't be able to hide it. But that meant he got to put his eyes on things that were much better off left in oblivion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Back to Forks by KelseyBea reviews
it is 100 years after Breaking Dawn and the Cullens are just coming back to Forks. Some little dramas. and then what will happen when an old friend comes back to Forks also? Read and see what will happen! IC and Cannon!rated T for semi-sexualness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,892 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kisshu's valentines day by Booboo-nyaa reviews
NEW SUMMARY: Once again, Kisshu is rejected by Ichigo. This time he gets real depressed, so Pai brings his two sisters there to help him. But one of these girls has a dark secret, One that Kisshu could use to get Ichigo-or destroy them all. KxI uses OC's
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kish
Cynophobia by TattooKitty reviews
After a frightful night Hinata is rendered blind, and with crippling fear of dogs. She would have died if it hadn't been for the boy who saved her- but what happens when the person who saved her ends up being the one she fears the most. Oneshot. KibaXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Simple Listenings by Silver-eyed Hyuuga reviews
Sasuke has been successfully brought back to the village, only to endure a series of inhuman interrogations by the notorious Ibiki. Naruto pays him a visit between interrogation sessions and instills a shard of hope into the Uchiha.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Match Boy by Arashana reviews
A little boy is kicked out of the orphanage before Christmas Eve. Based of the story "A Little Match Girl"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Animal Mannerisms by RinsDarkMagician reviews
The members of the zodiac are more like their animals than they thought. They share some of the same traits as their animals do. It's quite amusing to watch.... Each chapter is a different person.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006
Through the Air Vents by Stormshadow13 reviews
The mettle ventilation gave way beneath one phantom thief sending him plunging through the ceiling. As he started to fall Dark suddenly got the horrible mental picture of himself making a rather impressive splat.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
They Aren't Gay, Right? by SoWrites reviews
Sakura is certain that there is no way Sasuke and Naruto are gay...so why are they *indirectly* kissing in the movie theater? SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Author Note: If you squint, you'll see my reasons for SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Close Your Eyes, The World's Still There by a quirky little tune reviews
Sasuke, out of past love and respect for his brother, has tried to ignore Itachi's rather unstable mind. But when a blond boy his age appears in his basement, apparently being held prisoner by Itachi, well, even Sasuke can't play blind anymore. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Rules of Naruto Fanon by SapphireCuatro reviews
Greetings, prospective fanfiction reader/writer. Here are the rules to guide you through the perilous world of the Naruto fanfiction archives. In this realm, fan interpretation---fanon---reigns supreme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
The Brat’s Guide to Maddening by lunarlullaby reviews
As seen in...WHY ME! My first story! Each chapter is a TMM character and 25 ways to annoy them. Please R&R! I have and open mind so please, feel free to contribute your ideas.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Beginnings by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
It was their little secret. It always would be. No-one would ever find out... or would they? For The Southern Newborn!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Zakuro F., Mint A. - Complete
Pierced by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
-"I figured the next thing I'd do was get some piercings." Rin watched Haru blankly for a moment. She laughed. "Your logic is amusing!" The stories of how Haru got his individual piercings.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
Fury by AndSheWasBeautiful reviews
Just a short look on Rin and Haru as kids, and how when he was angry, Rin was the only one who could revert him back to his normal self without hitting him first.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming Back by prettykitty8694 reviews
after a confrontation with a strange vampire, alice's memories are wiped away and cant remember anything. jasper is devestated but is determined to do anything he can to make her remember him. will he be able to do it? or will alice completely forget him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Things Cooler then Breaking Dawn ! by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
OMG!5000 hitts! Things That Could've happened, that would Have been way cooler then the actual ending of Breaking Dawn,HUGEE SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Only in Vengeance by Emberseve reviews
Jane attacks Bella after the confrontation in Breaking Dawn, while Bella is walking alone in the woods. The Cullens manage to be rid of her, but that doesn’t mean the Volturi will not avenge themselves...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella
I'm So Sorry by Escapee From The Asylum reviews
Mother, I'm sorry! Gaara/Neji, slightly graphic, no lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Roses for you Hinata by Shadows-Rose99 reviews
Kiba buys some roses and goes to confess hi love to the girl of his dreams! KibaHina! Don't like Don't review! Please R&R and NO FLAMING!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
You've Waited Long Enough by kodoku na oujo reviews
After Hinata confessed her love to Naruto during their battle with Pein, the blonde unfortunately rejects her. When Kiba accidentally mentions Naruto to her, Hinata in sent into a depression. Can Kiba help her out of it? KibaHina and hints of NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Untold Tales by newcomer77 reviews
The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,191 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
For You I Will by Rai Lockhart reviews
Kiba sees what Naruto is unknowingly doing to Hinata when he flirts with Sakura. And he just wants to save Hinata from the pain. He just wants to let her know... Read&review KibaHina; Oneshot; Songfic; 1st person; Song: For You I Will
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Kiss by Emo Fox reviews
Training gone awry. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Frozen Hearts and Dreams by PlushiePlush reviews
Chapter 26: The end is finally here! Your questions are finally answered as Ice has shocking news... R&R Please! Although there are no Authoress Notes, still review! Don't forget about the 'Extra Info Authoress Note Special' chapter!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,308 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare! by MewRebecky reviews
Dare Tokyo Mew Mew Characters to do stuff or ask them to tell the truth about any question ; lol
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
Soprano and Bass by ClairedeLuneTaz reviews
THe untold Love story of Jasper and Alice. Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
More Than Worthless by Grey's Princess reviews
The scars of his past mistakes would come to haunt him. KyoXTohru, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Cancer by Brittany Ze reviews
The time comes for Kyo to take his leave from Shigure's humble home to be locked up in the Cat's chamber as his bet with God has fell into Akito's favor. Will insanity strike him, finally, or will Tohru-kun convince him to stay? Song-fic. Oneshot. R & R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The colour or bruises by PreviouslyDead reviews
Lauren Mallory. Mean? Sure, shallow? You bettcha. Absued by the father? Say what? Rating because of violence, self harm, abuse and swearing. Lots and lots of swearing. No smut. AU/OOC sometimes. Involves NO Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Lauren
I Want To Linger by vixen-fire-fox reviews
Kyo's upset because he's going to be locked up. He confesses his love for Tohru. Then the curse is broken... Ya'll know how it goes. My first story. Flames are welcome. Is better than I'm making it sound.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Sunset by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
Someone took Jasper. But who? Why? Where? Will Jasper die? Or can the cullens save him. Please review. WARNING; if you don't like scenes of violence don't read past chapter 6.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Crimson Moon by Luckycat3 reviews
NM AU - The wolves were too late and Bella was bitten by Laurent. She must discover how to live as a vampire without the Cullens, plus deal with everything else: werewolf treaties, Jacob, Victoria, Charlie, and eventual complications. Work in progress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,326 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Darkness by prettykitty8694 reviews
Alice has a vision that she's terrified of; she will be taken away and left for dead in a sheet of black darkness. Can the Cullen family save her before her vision comes true? First they have to find her first. dun dun dun! sucky summary, i know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett's Diary by Im-that-one-chick reviews
A diary written by one of our favorite vegitarian vampires. Cannon pairings- E/B, Em/R, J/A, and C/Es
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Empathic Fun by DaemonicKitten reviews
Jasper gets bored one day at school, and decides to use his power on the students around him. Jasper/Alice pairing. ONE-SHOT. Just randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Breaking of Dark Mousy by CaseyAnn'sPrecious reviews
A spur of the moment, confusing KxD one-shot. Krad shoots Dark and makes him his. No lemon or lime, sorry.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
A world and its tears by PreviouslyDead reviews
A virus hits home with huge consequences. Bella is dead and only the vampires and wolves are left standing in Forks. One 16 yr old girl has the power to save the remainder of humanity. But the virus can think, it knows where she is, and it wants her dead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward
Momma, Can I Be by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Nessie's turn at asking the age old questions that Parents dread to hear, espically when it has the supernatural twist to it. What in the world would Nessie ask her parents the "Mom, Dad can I be..." question? And what is it ending and the answer to it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Misinterpretation by InkDreams reviews
Set during Twilight: Edward's secret continues to elude Bella, but she's managed to come up with quite a few guesses. This is one of her not-so-good theories, and the consequences that follow are well, memorable.... crack! EDITED, now with an epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ellectrical Hearts by PreviouslyDead reviews
Elle, all Elle. Her relationships, her friends. All one-shots.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Elle B.
TMM gone crazy by Kumi Akatmatsu Moonstone reviews
I've found otu how to make them mad
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Wacky Bakugan:A story of humor, bakugan and drugs! by MewJinjaa reviews
YAY! Bakugan is here! This is my- OUR first fanfic, so please read and reveiw! Anyways... The story is about a common question I have come across... What would happen if you mixed bakugan with cannabis...? Read to find out! Rated T for obvious reasons...
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
Travels in the Tardis by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
A bunch of short, drabble-like oneshots. FLUFF! Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Observers by Willow08 reviews
Tosh/Owen - spoilers for Exit Wounds
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H. - Complete
Broken by The First Sight reviews
Everyone has their own bodies. Dark succeeds in stealing yet another artwork, and as he makes his escape, he stumbles upon someone he hasn't seen in a long while. But... what happened?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,963 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Purin's Pudsey Problem by Socialite Fox reviews
Purin has a Pudsey Bear and Taruto gets jealous because he hasn't got one. Dedicated to Children In Need, 2008. Raised over 10,000,000!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Tart, Pudding F. - Complete
A Kitten's Perspective by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
A short poem from Ichigo's Perspective of her life, if i get enough reviews i may do so for the other characters including aliens such as Kish
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Ichigo M. - Complete
The Last Rain by Kish's Kittie reviews
Her last words. RxI For Tazzy's 100 Word Contest...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Dear Diary by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
One day Kisshu learns from Pai about diaries and hatches a scheme, what will happen when a certain red haired mew's diary lands in the hands of this alien? Short story
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Mew Mew Cream by PlushiePlush reviews
Here's the answers to your questions! I know I said I would wait five days... but I got bored... This also has an extra paragraph/mini chapter and REALLY IMPORTANT SHOCKING NEWS! ok it may not be that shocking, any more questions I will answer in replies
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,235 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Frozen Kisses by Kish's Kittie reviews
There has always been an attraction between Ryou and Ichi, but they've never come to really show it. But will that chance come when they are snowed in together at the cafe? RxI, obviously...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S.
South by princesswingnut reviews
At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Trapped in the TARDIS by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
When the Doctor comes down with a mysterious illness, Rose has no choice but to turn off the TARDIS. But they're in the middle of space, and she can't turn it back on! With time running out, can they survive being...trapped in the TARDIS?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
When Turkeys Go Bad by PreviouslyDead reviews
Oh my god! The Turky is gonna eat me! Help! Oh, um, did Edward just baa? So, yeah, i cam up with this when i had writers block.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Events by Silvyra reviews
Ichigo and Masaya the perfect couple right? Wrong, Bruises, Broken Bones, New love and a cat? Read and find out! RXI
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Author by Willow08 reviews
In the beginning, I met Rose'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
50 Ways to Get Ryou to Rip Your Head Off by Mew-Sahara reviews
Fifty fabulous ways to get Ryou to rip your head off. And the more, the better things will get. Note: We are not responsible for any injuries that might occur in doing these actions.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Ryou S. - Complete
Crystallized Heart by Kish's Kittie reviews
Ryou has always made Ichigo's life worse with his constant remarks and making her work overtime. But, what happens when Ichigo makes a remark that she regrets? And what will happen when he ends up in the hospital, and perhaps, even on his death bed? RxI.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Flower by Emo Fox reviews
Naruto finds a flower in his apartment. Who left it there? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Capture Me Captive by Hiki-chan reviews
Chapter 9! Our mission is to go to Sound and spy on the two top main powers there, the Otokage himself and the second in command to make sure that Sound is not planning any attacks on Konoha or Sand and stop them at all cost, okay Gaara? SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You know you've seen too much TMM when by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
You know you've watched too much Tokyo Mew Mew when any of the following apply to you...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Just a Normal Day by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Naruto had never expected the day when Sakura would come up to him and say, ‘You’d make the perfect bride for Sasuke-kun’, but the day did come, and boy was Naruto in for a shock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Always by SapphireCuatro reviews
Haru has always been there as Rin's protector. Now, it's Rin's turn to protect Haru. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Rin S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Never In A Million Dreams by Forever Mesmerised reviews
Ryou and Ichigo never thought this would happen, never in a million dreams... Oneshot. Ryou x Ichigo. Really old, and not my best work.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
Let's all Kill Masaya by MewTangerine reviews
You give me ideas, I'll write the oneshot of how Masaya dies. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Masaya A.
Valentines Dessert by Hiki-chan reviews
SasuNaru Valentines Day Oneshot! Licking his lips, Sasuke’s smirk widened as he eyed the helpless boy in front of him, “It’s Valentines Day Naruto, where’s my gift?” What happens when Sasuke's jealousy gets a little out of hand? !Post-time skip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Arisadonna reviews
Ryou claims that he'll be able to kiss Ichigo a total of thirty times all in one day. And to Ichigo, she finds that it's truly impossible. But nothing's impossible in fanfiction! Yet, of course, Ichi doesn't know that.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,021 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Calculation by Katia-chan reviews
In their dance of power, Shigure didn't realize that she might have a step he couldn't counter. XHints of AkiGure, Set after Hatori's injuryX
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Shigure S., Akito S. - Complete
The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
New feelings of confusion! by GlitteringNya reviews
Ichigo cant figure out what she's feeling when Ryou gets a Girlfriend! Shes confused! Is it jealousy! Ryou gets confused too! What his feelings? Whats with his girlfriend? Find out by reading! Starting a squeal! in a month.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
TMM: Scene One, Take Two! by Kish's Kittie reviews
Just a silly little twoshot about bloopers and behind the scenes stuff that happens during filming. Enjoy! I decided to add a second and FINAL chapter since everyone enjoyed the first one so much.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Stop by Trayn reviews
Dark’s eyes went wide when he heard that, but he didn’t protest. He wouldn’t speak.He knew that if he spoke, Krad would hear how much he wanted him in his voice.One shot. Yaoi. Don't read if you don't like, you've been warned. Reviews are loved.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Something To Kill For by RueInTheNight reviews
She was smiling. 'You've kept me waiting a long time,' she said. He ducked his head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am.' This is the story of the struggles and love of JASPER AND ALICE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
That Which Binds by Cairnsy reviews
As Charon's suspicions of the Faerie King grow, he faces an internal battle over how to proceed. PainCharon.
Faeries' Landing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Trust by Phantom Fox reviews
You should trust the ones you love, right? Oneshot, written at four in the bloody morning. Rated for content.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Kitty's Got A Leash by Kish's Kittie reviews
Kish gets tired of Ichigo's rejections and decides to make a necklace, with the power of the mew aqua so he can finally control her. Commands: Sit, Stand, Roll Over, &....
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Fooled You by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru, NejiGaa. Oneshot, drabble] I'll show you who you belong to, dobe. [Funnyish]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trailing Tears by Alei-Frozen-Ruby reviews
And, if you love Kish, I will let him take you away. But say one word, tell me you don't want to go with him, and I'll keep you here. I'll fight for you,' Ryou said. Ichigo looked at him in wonder. Could it be? Could he have feelings for her?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
My Dear Valentine by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
[My dear Valentine...] Gaara panicked, looking at the letter written and signed by Neji. Who was this Valentine? Why...why was Neji saying he loved her? He thought Neji loved him! NejiGaara, SasuNaru, Misunderstanding Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Take Your Time by danii-chan reviews
Gaara's a new student in Konoha High. He's a shy and easily intimidated teen. GaaraNeji May be others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Arrogance by kawaii-kirei reviews
[two shot, complete] 'You want me. You just don't know it yet.' And Naruto, with a sudden and horrified realization, knew that Sasuke, no matter how smug and arrogant he was, was right. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, beware for pervy thoughts. XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thank You for Remembering by See Them Llamas Run reviews
Aoyama forgets Ichigo's birthday, but she recieves a gift from someone who rememebered. Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Lost by nessa007 reviews
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Infinite Insanity by Animegoil reviews
The rain holds them entranced with each other that night, but Krad's seductions tempt Dark to the point of breaking his sanity, while everything that almost had been, never would be, and it torments them. Oneshot encounter, heavy shounenai.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Freaky Weeky by See Them Llamas Run reviews
Ryou and Ichigo hate each other. Switching bodies could be the perfect opportunity...for revenge! DISCONTINUED unless I have a sudden change of heart. Sorry.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Sick Meow by Nefelpitou reviews
When Ryou gets sick weird thing start happening to him...RyouIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Ryou S. - Complete
A VERY Happy Birthday by Nittanynn1217 reviews
Wow! How did this happen! Ichigo turns 16, breaks up with Aoyama, and kisses a certian blond haired boss!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Ichigo M., Ryou S.
Vindicated by ShullieQ reviews
AUooc warning. Everyone is normal high school kids. Neji comes back from winter break and finds new kids have transfered. rated for language, abuse, possible rape, slight violence and drug use etc NejiGaa [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,167 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Trouble Sleeping by Eudoxus reviews
Naruto just came back from a training trip with Jiraiya and he.. can't stop falling asleep? Looks like it's up to Sasuke to keep the blond out of harms way until they can find a cure for the Pervert writer's troublesome jutsu. SasuNaru fluff abound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Good Night My Knight! by Anukis-san reviews
At the Uchiha Manor some weird things start to stir up when Itachi brings back a boy for Saskue's 17th birthday. Orochimaru is up to something and it's up to Sasuke and Naruto to stop him before it's too late. SasuNaru, please ignore the mistake, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,346 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Split by Severed Glass reviews
I'm scared, so scared of my next move, if the foot I put down will be my last and my other half's first, I'm scared that next time I blink, it won't be my eyes you see, but those of the other me. AU NeijGaa rating may rise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
When Sand Meets Snow by kyaru-chan reviews
[Complete] On a dark, cold night, two broken souls find their way to each other, helped by drink and a little fate...GaaraxNeji [Warning: Sex, Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/19/2005
Fading Sakura Leaves by Crimson-Eyed-Angel99 reviews
Completed - A musing on what would happen if one of the Sohmas found Akito in need of help.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Akito S. - Complete
Finding Hyuuga by Persephone-Sings reviews
Hinata has never been as good as her father wants her to be. Kiba and Shino have had just about enough.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Incidental by AlterEthereal reviews
[SasuNaru] In the midst of a normal day of training, Sasuke engages Naruto in some interesting new oral taijutsu. Rated for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Autocracy by remuus reviews
[SasuNaru] [One-shot] Sasuke rules Naruto's heart with an iron fist. [Re-post] [Darkfic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Everytime by kawaii-kirei reviews
Neji keeps on hurting Lee, and Lee keeps on loving Neji. But when Lee gets close to death, Neji finally got his wits to show his feelings. NejiLee, LeeNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2004
A Moment of Silence by Sunfreak reviews
Neji gets his hair brushed and Lee makes a promise. NejiLee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2003
What the hell happened last night? by Kaz5 reviews
It's the boys' turn to wake up after their alter egos' morning activity (sequel for 'Who slept with who last night?), another YAOI, SatoshiDaisuke, DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2003
Who slept with who last night! by Kaz5 reviews
Dark woke up one morning in the bed with his worst enemy, Dark x Krad (and yes, it's YAOI!)
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003
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Pedestal reviews
'Naruto couldn't help but wonder if the village had chosen the right things to be afraid of after all. They feared Naruto and the Kyuubi. They – once upon a time – worshipped Sasuke as a prodigy just because he had glowing coals for eyes...' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stupid Ox reviews
Hatsuharu Sohma, the cool, calm, sweet soul; whenever he is White. Can he give up the girl he loves to save her? Basically, this is a story based on the idea of what would happen if Haru was thrown out of the window instead of Rin. HaruxRin
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S.
Angel With the Clipped Wings reviews
Neji always believed in fate. But he decided to listen to Naruto, just this once... And because of that, he was now locked in a darkened room waiting for his red-haired master to return and wondering what the Hell was going to happen to him...GaaNeji AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Gaara, Neji H.
Ame reviews
Gaara's never seen the rain before. Naruto can't believe it. Fluffy oneshot. Hopefully slightly humorous. Gaara first sees the rain; could be seen as a friendship fic, I suppose... Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Small World reviews
Yuki thought he had it bad...Yuki knew nothing...' This is a rather depressing fanfic. Mentions suicide, though only in passing. Tohru must get Kyo out of the Cat Room, but is she prepared to make the deal that leads to it? And what will Akito want?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Unrelenting Guilt reviews
The scene in New Moon from Jasper's perspective and the guilt he feels afterwards when his family is forced away because of his actions. Rated T for blood. Sorry about the rubbish summary. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Comic relief 2009 and other LOL inducing oneshots reviews
it's comic relief and ... Emmett stop gluing that nose to Jasper's face! Ahem sorry... anyways this is a twilight fanfic for comic relief! Hope you enjoy! R&R PLZ! This is now a collection of funny twilight oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Heal My Broken Heart reviews
Ichigo is rapidly losing her powers due to heartbreak and needs Ryou's support and guidence to retain what little she has. Could this develop into something...more? Written for Tomahawk3.0's Tmm golden globe award contest!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Maria Returns reviews
Does what it says on the can. Maria discovers where Jasper is and decides to try to force him to come back by kidnapping the one thing he cares about, Alice! JxA obviously... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,861 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Caramel Petals reviews
The untold - I hope! - story of how Carlisle and Esme met and fell in love. Both POV's. Sorry I suck at summaries... Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Visions reviews
Jasper helping Alice with her vision. Written for NaleyIsLove23's Help! contest!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Bloodbaths and Bonfires reviews
The strange demon child seemed to consider me. Then she flashed a dazzling smile...and launched herself at me.' Lyn sees a girl crouched and seemingly in pain. This meeting whirls her into a world of vampires and werewolves where anything can happen! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
The Monster Within reviews
Sequal to sapphire eyes. Ichigo has a mystery illness and Ryou must discover what the connection with the bear-like creature is before it's too late! RxI obviously... Rated T 'cause I'm really paranoid!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Fallen Angel reviews
Amber has a bitter outlook on life. Her mother abandoned her, the organisation tortured her. She feels broken. Can one special boy with teleport powers help her heal?
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008
Mew mew fanfics oneshots! reviews
A collection of oneshots...involving mews...and ryou... Hope u like!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008
Trapped! reviews
But then he heard other screams and yells and his heartbeat quickened...saw that the unconcious mews were at their feet. Okay.. used some lines from story for the summery. RxI Ryou's gotta protect Ichigo but how cn he do it when their both...trapped!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
Sapphire eyes! reviews
Compleated! Masaya cheats on Ichigo and Ryou starts hearing a unearthly sound that follows Ichigo. He puts his life on the line to save his beloved strawberry. Masaya lovers beware as I chase him with frozen lima beans. Rated teen to be safe.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
Romance Pains reviews
the doctors feelings after Rose has gone
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
doctor who The sister planet of gallifrey reviews
The doctor travels to a random destination and sees to his delight it is his sister planet! He meets an old family member! Plz review I want to know if I should write more chapters!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - 10th Doctor