Hi my name is Jim and i hail from Greece and I live there. I go to university there and i am a huge fan of harry potter , so after
Which has been taken over by the author The submarauder http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1216941/ because do to uni problems i haven't gopt much time.
This is a link i found in a writers profile, i can't remember which one , anyway read it and trust me when i say that you will laugh like i did.Hell i still laugh thinking about it.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
If you have ever done or thought the following copy and paste them into your profile...
Run into a door or lampost.
If you have ever tripped over air. (Air is so inconvenient, right? Always getting in your way...)
If you ever tripped over your own feet.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus/train.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason.
If you have a true friend.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/tv show/film and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to.
I got most of these from someone else's profile:
Truth is always stranger than fiction.
Death is but a door...it swings both ways.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing else annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “shit...we fucked that up”
A good friend will give you an umbrella... a true friend will take yours and shout "run, bitch run"
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem, I get drunk, I pass out, no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
I bet I can stop gambling.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
So many people...so few comets.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Forecast for tonight: dark.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
OK, so what's the speed of dark'?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.