Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.
Fanfiction is lethal - don't read it!
Nobody recommended it to me, I just stumbled on it completely by accident with the mindset of 'this looks interesting' and now I can't get through the day without reading at least one story.
It's too late for me, but turn back while you still can...
Oh well, we all love the stuff really, don't we?
My favourite genres are humour, hurt/comfort and romance.
My favourite is fandom is Harry Potter and I will read anything with Snape, Dumbledore and Harry in (combinations of the above are my favourite, so if anyone spots a fic that doesn't have an evil Dumbledore in it, please send it this way...)
I also love Red Dwarf, Farscape, Black Books, Inuyasha, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett - in other words, the wackier the better. Oh, and House M.D. is fantastic as always! Go Hugh Laurie. Also, due to the latest 2009 movie, have now discovered Star Trek... And Supernatural... Oh deary, deary me.
Stephen Wright: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Spike Milligan: I have the body of an eighteen year-old. I keep it in the fridge.
Billy Connolly: Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. and. If you can lie on the ground, without holding on, you're sober.
Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Jack Handey: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that."
Heh, my profile seems to be growing... I only meant it to be short, honest!
Regarding my stories:
I will not abandon ANY stories that are not marked complete, though I am afraid there may be a couple of long waits in between chapters.
Know Thyself: is complete and has a sequel - 'Resolution'
Resolution: the sequel to Know Thyself. COMPLETE 18/11/12
Hermione and the Professor's Spoon: IN PROGRESS.