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Author has written 24 stories for Adventures of Tintin.

Hi! :) Nice to meet you. I'm a Tintin fan. Been one for a long time.

In my stories, Tintin is about 25 years old, and Captain Haddock anywhere between 40-50.
You'll find slash there by default, except where otherwise noted.

DISCLAIMER: Tintin & Co. belong to Moulinsart!

Have fun!

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The Professional by Amid Much Hysteria reviews
Silva had underestimated the lengths to which James Bond would go to complete his mission.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2014 - James Bond/007, R. Silva
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
In Which Tintin Makes the Most of His Stay in America by DoubleDecks reviews
Tintin/Bellhop SLASH - For the "Everyone before Haddock" prompt on the kink meme. When not being pursued by gangsters in Chicago Tintin pursues a prospect of his own.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Tintin - Complete
Please, Monsieur by RandomRyu reviews
Madeleine fucks Javert over his desk.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert - Complete
The Perverted Mind of Nestor by Jade-Spade reviews
What is in the mind of the "innocent" butler of Marlinspike Hall?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Nestor - Complete
Secrets by Mrs Don Draper reviews
King opens up to Django about his secret desire: him. *Friends to Lovers, Friendship/Love, Porn with Feelings, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotionally Repressed, Frottage, Clothed Sex, Sweet Talk, Touching, Touch-Starved, Kissing, Period-Typical Homophobia*
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz - Complete
If Release is what You Need, Just Come to Me by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Schultz tells Django of his frowned upon sexual preferences. Django would be lying if he said he didn't think it was odd, but then again, what isn't odd about his entire situation? *Attempted Rape, Period-Typical Homophobia*
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz - Complete
Tied by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Silva ties up bond and blows him but doesn't let him come until he's whimpering shaking and a mess. *Rape/Non-Con*
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
Blackadder: The Roman Years by BizarrePineapple15 reviews
FROM THE AUTHOR OF BLACKADDER V. It is 209AD and Blackadder, Baldrick and Percinius Percanius are commissioned by Emperor Elagabalus of Rome to go to a far-away deserted island to locate 500kg of cobwebs. Will they survive?
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Not about M by CreepCornerInc reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. 00Silva. Based on the touchytouchy chesticle scene in Skyfall. Bond is a bit OOC. From Bond's POV.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
And What Of Love? by battyderp reviews
Lucius Vorenus has an infamous temper, and at times it seems Titus Pullo is the only one able to calm him.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
Caught Red-Hooded by Kei the Average reviews
When it comes to storytellers, Captain Haddock may be the best around. Even if his stories aren't the most accurate. Mild implications abound with some sweet Haddotin at the end.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
In Which The Hour Is Nigh by DoubleDecks reviews
Haddock/Tintin SLASH - Tintin wants it. Haddock wants it. They both know the other wants it. But there's a *minor* issue. Yes, that is a pun. Warnings: very mild implied underage
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Blackadder V by BizarrePineapple15 reviews
June 1215, and King John is signing the Magna Carta. But Baldrick turns up dressed as the Pope and begins a civil war, leading to the murder of King John and 9-year-old King Henry III becoming King. In this series, set in January 1217, Lord Blackadder must face being the servant of a nine-year-old and Baldrick becomes a carpenter, with Lord Melchettus's foot trapped in a door too!
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Inevitable by Skeexikx reviews
It really is inevitable that they'd find love in each other's arms, don't you think? Tintin&Haddock all the way…Slash, just in case you were wondering. Yeah. From me - who'da thunk! Eight chapters and they get hotter as they go!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
In Which Fantasies Are Revealed by DoubleDecks reviews
Haddock/Tintin SLASH - Tintin ends up loosely divulging several fantasies in a stream of heated consciousness while something of monumental importance is actually occurring. Haddock has a much simpler fantasy. Warnings: slave/master kink, mild implied underage, dub-con, voyeurism
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Independence Day by LM Simpson reviews
twoshot Authorized fan sequel to Deliverance. John Wayne Gacy has been convicted. It's time to celebrate.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Wanton by Skeexikx reviews
Tintin knows what he wants and goes after it - with a little help from an unusual aid. PWP, oh my! TintinXHaddock. They really need another selection than 'Romance' to describe stories like these... there's no soft candlelight, hand holding or walks in the park - just good ol' smut!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Blown Away by Skeexikx reviews
Giving into temptation, Haddock discovers that dreams do come true... Tintin&Haddock: of course, slash: of course, ice needed: but of course. A two-chapter story.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
In Full Bloom by Kei the Average reviews
Captain Haddock has a very special surprise for Tintin, one that's been long overdue.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Obligatory Cabin Story by Skeexikx reviews
Haddock and Tintin stumble onto a cabin while lost in the woods and proceed to, er, well...you know. A bit more to the story than that, though... eventually 15 chapters more. HaddockxTintin I promise.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
And That's When by Skeexikx reviews
Follow along as Tintin gives in to an indulgence and finds it leads to pleasures he never knew existed...Good ol' Slash. TintinxHaddock
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Flash of Insight by Skeexikx reviews
Haddock discovers that Tintin causes other's to look at the lad in a certain way, a way he'd never thought of before... HaddockxTintin
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Magic Fingers by Skeexikx reviews
Tintin finds relief in a most unexpected way. Slash. Yup.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
In Which Tintin Handles Jealousy Like A Champion by DoubleDecks reviews
Haddock/Tintin SLASH - If you can't beat fond memories, the only logical conclusion is to join them, of course.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
You've Got Me Wondering Why I Like it Rough by JayElectric reviews
Tintin wants something different. Haddock is hesitant to give in. Warning: Non-con roleplay. Title from the Lady Gaga song - I Like it Rough.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Coming Home by Miss.Tania reviews
Tintin and Haddock coming home to Marlinspike. SLASH. Don't like, don't read.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
I Know You Love Me by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Haddock x Tintin. Romance, Drama. Rated for sexytime. Fill to Amnesia prompt on the kinkmeme. Tintin gets a knock to the head that finally does some damage and he wakes up with no memory...but he knows this bristly, dark-haired man means a lot to him.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
The Traitor by darkicefire reviews
On his way to his death, Cromwell contemplates his relationship with Henry VIII; how he came to love the king and how he came to die for it. Slash King Henry VIII/ Thomas Cromwell
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - King Henry VIII, Thomas Cromwell
Experiment by Alania Black reviews
Cal realises that Eli is in love with him, that the manipulation he's been using against him for years was because of this, because Eli is stupidly addicted to him, in love with him despite everything. NC-17, slash, almost dub-con, Cal/Eli
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Cal L., E. Loker - Complete
Little Bambino by CalciumRagazza reviews
Ezio is sensitive about his age, and when Cesare insults him about it he wants to show Cesare what this 'old man' can do. Smut.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia - Complete
Stay a Little Longer by CalciumRagazza reviews
Poor Cesare doesn't realize that Micheletto is actually dead. Smut ahead.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia - Complete
Doctors, Lies, and Videotape by A Darker Heaven reviews
House and Chase have been having a secret affair, and House decides to make a few pornos of them together. When their private videos get stolen and end up spread all over the hospital, their relationship is challenged. Sequel to Close to Home.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,944 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
The Submissive Captive by ChipsAreAlright reviews
Ezio, finds himself a captive of a certain Borgia. Onsided!Cesere Ezio
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Cesare Borgia, Ezio A. - Complete
Turn to page by ssnapelover reviews
'I have them all here... drawings of them.Would you like to see' In this version of Sweeny Todd the sailor boy gives a very different answer to judge Turpin! Warning: strong language. Thanks to achrya for corrections.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Judge Turpin, Anthony H.
1 From Whence You Came by giannimartelli reviews
Cesare Borgia is intrigued by the angry German prisoner in the dungeon of Castel Sant'Angelo. Rated M for violence and explicit sexual content.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Cesare Borgia - Complete
No Laughing Matter by tinlizzie82 reviews
My contribution to the Secret Santa celebration. Just a warning for my regular LTM readers, I this was written for the lone slash fan. Don't read if slash will freak you out. An encounter under the mistletoe changes Cal's and Eli's relationship forever.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2011 - E. Loker, Cal L. - Complete
As You Are by karaokegal reviews
Dark, angsty fic I wrote back in 2006. House/Chase, Wilson/Chase and sort of, but not quite implied, House/Wilson. Inspired by Sonny/Carly hatesex on General Hospital. Some very dubious consent involved. Please read at your own risk. 5567 Words.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Please, Matsuda! by LightLawliet542 reviews
Matsuda has a steamy dream about Light at work. Matsuda x Light. I suppose you'd say seme Matsuda and uke Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matsuda T., Light Y.
Ulterior Motives by Mrs Don Draper reviews
It's safe to say that when Pete Campbell is being nice, it's because he wants something in return. This is what Don expects when Pete congratulates him on his new son.
Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Expressions by Calmena reviews
Eli doesn't lie. Neither do his reactions to Lightman. Cal Lightman/Eli Loker
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - E. Loker, Cal L. - Complete
Loyalty Binds Him by bunnster reviews
It is 1524 and they are at war with France. Charles disobeys a command and Henry must deal with the consequences. Henry/Charles slash, some d/s themes
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Charles Brandon, King Henry VIII - Complete
The Eyemote by Tilts At Windmills reviews
There are many things that Henry desires, but sometimes, it is just a certain expression in the eyes of his Master Secretary. Slash, Henry/Cromwell. Reader beware: it's M for a reason.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - King Henry VIII, Thomas Cromwell
Elevator Naughtiness by Misakami reviews
Namikawa and Higuchi trapped in an elevator, what will become of it? Read and review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - R. Namikawa, K. Higuchi
The Prince of Our Disorder by Florence of Arabia reviews
This is about Lawrence after Arabia when he called himself T.E.Shaw. It may sound disturbing but whats going on actually happend.All the people are real and the quote at the end is film based. I own nothing.Enjoy!
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009
Don't Tell Me Cause It Hurts by Perfectlyflawedxo reviews
House/Chase. I'm pouring on the sap. Chase goes back to Australia to think his life over, leaving House with a zealous Wilson. Can Wilson make House fall in love with him? Warning: mentions of abuse and stuff. Eeek.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Radished by keswindhover reviews
Set just after the events of 'Amy and Amiability' when Blackadder won a 10,000 reward - and lost it again overnight. This is the story of how he sets out to win it back again.
Blackadder - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Not Entirely Human Error by BabyBadger reviews
Chase has gotten it together since being fired, and House is complicating his life, whether Chase likes it or not. House/Chase, if House gets his way. Now with 80% less angst and 50% more snark. Updates courtesy of 30 Days and 30 Nights of House/Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,560 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
A Delicate Condition by RavynneRune reviews
After the horrible events which transpired at Deraa, Lawrence finds himself in a peculiar situation... Ali/Lawrence. Rape. Mpreg. Rated M. R&R appreciated.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Pain Management by LickMyThermometer reviews
House is in a bad way. Chase knows a better way to cope than stealing a dead guy's pills. Mind the rating. MxM bdsm.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,301 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
CocaCacao by la-chevreuille reviews
Chase’s appetite for junk food lands him in hot water with House, who wants his money’s worth.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Unravel by crazy4vicodin reviews
[MAJOR ANGST!] Chase struggles to comprehend the enigma that is House. Whoever said House was predictable must have been high. [SLASH of the HouseChase variety. Slight noncon. Features angsty!Chase and dark!House]
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Moving In by Mandie Black reviews
This story is now Complete! now up!When you put to people in the same room anything is bound to happen, especially when the two of them secretly love each other. This is slash SBHP...R&R Please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Heart of the Dream by Ithilien reviews
-Complete- The will of the Ring is stronger than many may realize. Aragorn comes to see that the Ring's power can be deceptive and that lies can be made into torments all their own. Non-con slash warning. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,748 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Moth to the Flame by Mickleditch reviews
Reposted Assignment to the Emir Feisal's staff is all TE Lawrence has ever wanted to satisfy his dreams of adventure, but he never expects to become so bound up with the Arab cause or to fall so hopelessly in love. Slash.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete
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A Cabin Boy's Duties reviews
Tintin fantasizes about being abused by a bunch of sailors. Warning for (imagined) non-con/rape. I also published this story on Literotica under an alias.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Martine's Men reviews
Martine/Haddock/Tintin. Het porn. Straight filth. Under the guise of art consulting, Martine Vandezande brings a piece of Alph-Art to Marlinspike Hall for a 30-day trial. But Tintin and Haddock get a lot more than they've bargained for.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Complete
The Jewel of the Empire reviews
SLASH. Tintin/Haddock, Ancient Rome AU. - Tintin, a Patrician youth from a noble house, is being given a Scottish slave as a present, and falls in love with him. But they have to keep their union a secret; and on top of that, Emperor Nero has noticed Tintin and develops an infatuation with him. Now WARNING for non-con
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Interrogation reviews
Tintin/Haddock slash. One-shot. Sometimes Tintin and the Captain like a bit of kinky roleplay.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Tainted reviews
Tintin and Haddock have had a father/son-like relationship for a long time, but realize that they want more. A lot more. Warning for dub-con and gratuitous naughtiness.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star reviews
Tintin applies for a very particular job interview. Tintin/Haddock slash, modern-world AU.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin
Ginger Devil reviews
Tintin/Haddock slash, present-day AU. Captain Haddock discovers Tintin's naughty videos on the internet. And he doesn't take it very well. Angst and jealousy abound.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Initiation reviews
PWP oneshot. Tintin and Captain Haddock are finally going to do it. One of them is a virgin. And it's not Tintin.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
The Cabin Boy reviews
WARNING: Violence. Rape. Tintin signs up as a cabin boy on the Karaboudjan and gets trapped in a "love" relationship with Allan, a sociopathic predator, realizing too late how unhealthy it is for him. Will Captain Haddock, a seemingly hopeless drunk, manage to regain control of his own ship and stop the crimes of his First Officer?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Tintin - Complete
Secret Fantasies reviews
PWP. Two-shot. Everyone has a sexual fantasy that's either too unrealistic, silly, or simply too risky to act out in reality. Tintin/Haddock slash. Duh.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Tintin and the Picaros reviews
WARNING: Rape! Tintin gets drunk and is taken advantage of. Memories of a devastating incident retold from four different viewpoints.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Tintin, Martine V. - Complete
Strawberry Cream Pie reviews
Tintin/Haddock PWP Porn Without Plot" . Tintin is busy in the kitchen, baking strawberry cream pie. Haddock enters the scene – and Tintin. It all ends with cream pie. Warnings: dirty talk, lots of cum, and some voyeurism.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin
Infidelity reviews
WARNING: Non-con, violence! - Tintin loves his Captain. He's never planned to cheat on him. But it has happened. How will Tintin deal with the guilt and shame? How will Haddock deal with the betrayal and anger? And most importantly, will their relationship survive? - Updated with PWP sequel.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Detention reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH. High school AU with swapped ages where Tintin is a strict 40 year old teacher, and Archie Haddock is an 18 year old trouble student who has to do extra work for detention.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin
Private Lesson reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH, High school AU. 18 year old student Tintin attempts to seduce his history teacher Professor Haddock.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Forbidden Fruit reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH, dub-con. One night Tintin gets really drunk and the Captain tries to put him to bed and absolutely nothing more. But Tintin is extremely clingy and hard to resist...
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Tintin in the Ottoman Empire reviews
Calculus invents a time machine that accidentally catapults Tintin into the year 1480. He lands in Italy and from there is abducted to Constantinople. Haddock and Snowy try to find him. No slash, no Mary Sues, no romance! Just plain good, old adventure.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Tintin
Tintin in Italy reviews
Tintin/Skut and Tintin/Haddock SLASH. Summer 2011: Tintin and the Captain are invited to spend a vacation in Florence, Italy. This story contains a love triangle, Piotr Skut, naive!Tintin, ancient drugs, and plenty of Tuscan food. Cancelled
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
Deliverance reviews
What if Tintin and the Captain found themselves captured by an insane serial killer who forces them to have sex with each other at gunpoint? How will they handle it? WARNING: Two-sided non-con.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
A Tibetan Tent Tale reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH. It's cold in that tent in the Himalaya. Very cold. Poor Tintin is freezing and asks the Captain to warm him up.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Resistance reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH. Captured by their arch-enemy Rastapopoulos, Tintin and Haddock get locked in a room that fills up with aphrodisiac gas. They try to resist its effects, but are not very successful.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
The Darkest Hour reviews
Colonel Sponsz is back, and he wants not only Calculus to work for Borduria, building a weapon of mass destruction, but also to wreak revenge upon Tintin for humiliating him in The Calculus Affair. WARNINGS: rape, angst, death! DARK and DISTURBING!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Tintin - Complete
Like A Revolutionary reviews
Tintin/Alcazar SLASH. Tintin makes a deal with General Alcazar. Rough sex ensues.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tintin - Complete
Pragmatism reviews
Tintin/Haddock SLASH. This story is set at Marlinspike Hall during the book "The Castafiore Emerald". Suddenly retired, Tintin realizes he has been a virgin for too long and decides to do something about it. Romance ensues!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete