Kenpachi's Woman Itachi's Girl
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Joined 09-19-08, id: 1697047, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, and Bleach.

~ Yaoi FanGirl ~

Bah... hmm...uhhh...wh-...hmmm...

I KNOW!! wait wait noooo thats not it...


Anyway favorite Bleach pairings:

Kenpachi & ME BWHAHAHA

Byakuya & Yachiru

Toshiro & Yachiru

Kenpachi & Byakuya

Byakuya & Yourichi

Yourichi & Kisuke

Shunsui & Nanao

Nemu & Ukitake

Grimm & Hime

Some IchiRenji


Favorite Naruto pairings:

Itachi & Me >:3

Sasuke & Sakura

Naruto & Hinata

Kakashi & Sakura

Gaara & Hinata

Naruto & Gaara

Naruto & Sasuke

Sasuke & Kakashi

Neji & TenTen

Neji & Sasuke

Kiba & Neji

Kiba & Shika

Kiba & Naruto


Favorite Inuyasha Pairings:

Sesshomaru & Me >:3

Inuyasha & Kagome

Miroku & Sango

Koga & Kagome

Sesshomaru & Inuyasha


About me:

Where are you from?: Oakland, CA

Age: Why?

What do you like?: Anime, chat-chitting, anything that'll make me laugh and Kenpachi

What are you like?: Weird, fun, random, insane.

Hobbies: Writing, Watching Anime, Playing Softball, Sleeping (when i can), reading manga, learning Japanese :D

Favorite Anime: Inuyasha, Bleach, Naruto, Blood Plus, Dokuro, Death Note, Loveless, Love Hina, Lucky Star, Ah My Goddess, Kuroshitsuji, K-ON!, Ichigo Mashrio, Giant Killing.

Favorite Characters: Itachi Uchiha(Naruto), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), and Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach), Ciel (Kuroshitsuji), Sebastian(Kuroshitsuji)

Anime Characters I hate: Kikyo, Soi Fon, Grell, Inuyasha (sometimes when he is being stupid), and anyone who is trying to steal my Sesshy, Kenny and or Itachi from me!

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.

Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (chita... this means you...)

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

Start to call your teachers Sennin.

Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Can spout out a random character quote on command.

Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.

Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

When you run, you run with your arms behind you.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?
Itachi

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?
I think he's like "wtf am I doing with my life? -.-"

3. Who would you be team-up with?

Itachi

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?
Umm ice and a kekki genki n.n

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?
I'd say "Wtf? Don't you know I'm ITACHI'S! WANT ME TO TELL HIM?! HUH?"

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?
I would tease him then say "Jashin is a stuck up bastard who wants his followers to kill ppl for him and die for him" and then smile sadistically :)

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?
I'd tell him he's creepy.

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?
I'd like it but then think he's being a little 'weird' >>'

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?
I'd tell him to get a better paying job and then go shopping :'D

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?
I'd ask if I could bring Itachi :(

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?
They're both ugly but I'd so be on Sakura's side on who's the strongest...that bitch is hardcore.

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?
Deidara because he's just so damn adorable .hm.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge argument about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?
I'd agree because I'm not artistic in the bit :(

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?
I'm not sure...He'd have to promise he wouldn't scare me in the water :(

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?
I'd be very hesitant

16. What are your views on Sasuke?
He's a cutie but an ass I hate him but I like him but hate him >: (

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?
I'd say I'm engaged to Itachi I'm sorry :(

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?
MANGA! No damn fillers :)

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?
Mist Village n.n

~final question~

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

Naruto and Hinata :')

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan

[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha

[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ X] - Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ X] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5]

Kisame Hoshigaki

] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori

[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6]

Deidara

] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[X ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5]

Zetsu

[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

Tobi

[X ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 5]

LIST YOUR TOP TEN ANIME CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME:

1. Kenpachi Zaraki - Bleach
2. Ikkaku Madarame- Bleach
3. Yumichika - Bleach
4. Itachi Uchiha - Naruto
5. Naruto Uzumaki - Naruto
6. Shuuhei Hisagi - Bleach
7. Sesshomaru - Inuyasha
8. Inuyasha - Inuyasha
9. Sebastian - Kuroshitsuji
10. Ciel - Kuroshitsuji

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd ask what the hell he wanted and it better be good.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He probably just wants to borrow some shampoo : o

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I'd cry :'(

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Awwhh

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping

How cute he over worked himself again m.m

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Umm...NO he's my lover D:

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
He's always getting hurt so I'm not scared

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
He thinks they're weak and they're souls would be disgusting D;

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He ignores everyone so it bothers me none

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Tell me to stop running and beat the shit out of them or he'll do it n.n

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Laugh and leaves me there :(

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
The best birthday gift ever! Yumi loves me like a sister!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He'd get us both out of there or ask me why I'm freaking out so bad when he uses fire jutsus on me all the time while we train

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'd do it with me because he's Naruto! :D

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
"What the hell? He's jus a fuckin kid -_-' I thought...Nevermind"

"I'm kidding Kenny! I LOVE YOU!"

"Shit, why did I fall for the crazy one?"

I might make a one shot out of this lol

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He would be silent and take me to kill something or take me to his brother because Inuyasha is just plain funny!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
He'd say "You're a maid of the Phantomhive house you must win or you will not be worthy" ouch :(

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Give me cold looks until he finally gives up and sends Sebastian to "take care" of me :(

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he's fucking sexy and hardcore and adorable! I love him

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
I'd laugh like a maniac and tease him for all eternity :'D

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Umm...No we're not dating his my brother -.-

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That could be hot...But no! Itachi is mine!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, my brother and vice captain don't roll that way.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
He is, I'd encourage it because he doesn't get out enough!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He really admired my hair... I did it to piss him off..hehe

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
He's a cheating bastard so he doesn't deserve it!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
I'd laugh hysterically and jump his ass in the middle of the night...Too cute

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Umm...CHILD MOLESTER!!!! KENNY, YOU BASTARD

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Yumichika gave Itachi different shampoos to try and he's trying them all

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Umm no bitch Kenny is mine and Shuuhei has too much work to do to think about love

Would 2 trust 5?
No, Ikkaku trusts no one

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Ciel sends Sebastian after his ass

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What subject will they pick?
The easiest one because either way Kenny isn't gonna do it and most likely neither is Naruto

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Hmm...probably some sort of chicken with rice balls

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Umm...Sesshomaru probably a baby sitter XD Sebastian, a butler

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No...Inuyasha has never used clippers before D:

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No, he's more of a "hit it and quit it" type guy...he's not looking for anything serious

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sebastian had to explain why Lizzy looked a bit different in the chest area

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Kenny would be fighting Sebastian to the death now...Just like he likes it

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Sebastian would show everyone in the house what he got in the mail

5 and 6 did a workout together?
They'd have a lot of fun because they both want to be stronger

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
OH MY GOSH! He just didn't read his text on his new iphone 4S I got him from the world of the living because he doesn't know how to work it.

7 won the lottery?
He'd try to BUY the Tetsaiga from his brother

8 had quite a big secret?
He loves Kagome...It's not a secret :)

9 became a singer?
...Ciel would face palm and I'd die laughing my ass off

10 got a daughter?
He's too young!

What would 1 think of 2?
He's kind annoying but loyal...I've none him for a few 100 decades...If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have met that crazy ass Keri

How would 3 greet 4?
"You're hair is quite beautiful...Would you like some shampoo to make it soft?"

What would 4 envy about 5?
That we bond and have a strong relationship

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Most likely training

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both fairly quiet

What would make 7 angry at 8?
EVERYTHING...Inuyasha seems to piss everyone off

Where would 8 meet 9?
At a grocery store Kagome dragged him to and Sebastian would be picking things up for dinner

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He doesn't want to eat his soul he wants to remain his butler forever because it's fun

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Ciel is a very abnormally small child and Kenpachi is a very abnormally large frightening looking man

Is 3 Gay?
There's a possibility D:


I'm going to re write "Can't Believe It" because I was going over it and realized how pathetic it is but then again it was the very first thing I've ever written so I'm not that embarrassed but I've gotten better as a writer, I love my fic 2 of the Same :') and my loyal and faithful readers. I have a feeling that one will go on for a while.

I'm currently learning Japanese so I may occasionally add Japanese terms in my fics and I'll add the meaning at the end in my A/N so don't be alarmed :) I read other peoples fics and sometimes pick up on their writing habits so I apologize for the different ways I type...I'm still kind of a beginner and trying to learn my own writing style.

In my fics there's my OC character I adore, Keri. She's spunky, strong, beautiful, a cry baby and likes to tease/play pranks on people. If you don't like her then you will not like ANY of my fics so sorry you feel that way but I wont be changing her for anyone :)

If you have any suggestions on a fic you'd like me to write please let me know. My strong points are Humor then romance then...not sure, I haven't tried anything else so if you'd like, give me a challenge.

I do not update regularly, sorry, I write all the time in my notebook and I'm just lazy about typing it but when I do I usually update it that same day. Thanks to my loyal readers who put up with my unbearably long updates...Winter would be so cold without you :(

I hate Microsoft Word because it tries to "correct" my fic and it ends up screwing a line up -.-

~Kenpachi's Woman Itachi's Girl (KWIG)

or

~Kenpachi's Woman Sesshy's Mate (KWSM)

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The Woman in Pink Leather by sorchalov reviews
This is my version of a what if. Mixing up the characters of Bleach and adding a few new ones. Read and let me know what you all think. The rating will be changing as more chapters are complete. Enjoy.
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Arachnophobia by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Crossing the Line by MelloHello reviews
Jacob and Jasper's secret romance. Told from Jasper's perspective, a story of a forbidden love between a vampire and a werewolf. Truly crossing the line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
My Brother Where Are You? by slouch reviews
The hidden story of the Kuchki family. The lives of Byakuya and his long lost twin sister and their younger brother. Bleach/Naruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Itachi U., Byakuya K.
Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi wears on Byakuya’s patience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
The Crumbling World by BonneNuit reviews
KenIchi yaoi. AU Kenpachi is an outlaw, Ichigo is a noble. Grimmjow tries to kidnap Ichigo while Ichi is out riding- Kenpachi comes upon them and stops him, but then he decides to kidnap Ichigo himself. One sided RenjiIchi, GrimmIchi rape. LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,982 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Fox and Toad by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The boy said, "Come hither, sensei." The sage said, "Has it occurred to you that in your desperate attempts to seduce me, you might kill me with a cardiac arrest?" JiraNaru, Part Two of Two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Remembering by Fort Mongoose23 reviews
From the moment he meet Yachiru, he had a name and they now had a purpose, but what if he wasn't to blame for the loss of the past. Meet Kenpachi's wife...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Of Nails and Nailing by Cold Gentlemen reviews
Byakuya/Kenpachi. Be warned for violence and rough m/m sex.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Battles Lost, Battles Won by StarkBlack reviews
KenpachixByakuya. A PWP I wrote for a friend's birthday. More smut from my perverted mind. WARNINGS: Mansex!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Rain Memories by sorchalov reviews
This is a one-shot a memory. Not sure if I got the genre right but you decide. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Lust for Blood by SweetYuya reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki & Kenpachi Zaraki are sent to the real world to investigate an Arrancar sighting. What they find is more than they could have ever bargained for. Kenpachi X OC, Byakuya X OC. Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Vamps-Bleach ON HOLD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
On the Way to the Ball by Odyssion reviews
When Kenpachi is forced to attend the annual Gotei 13 Summer Party, the outcome promises to be eventful. Kenpachi x Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
A Shinigami Valentine by rinda reviews
The Shinigami Women's Association decide to play matchmaker for Valentine's Day! Zaraki x OC. Lemon/Sexual Situations/Hard Smut. Coarse Language. Violence. Over 18's only. Please Review. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,037 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Long Time Coming by FearTheMightyPen reviews
Kakashi told me I would change. I didn't believe him. Kakashi told me not to loose sight of myself... and I did... how can I face the people who love me, when I can't even comprehend loving myself? SASUNARU, NARUSASU, NARUSASUSAKU, YAOI, BISEXUAL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When His Troubles Began by AThousandYearsofNaivety reviews
When Kenpachi thinks too much, funny things about Yachiru seem to come to mind. Oh yes, funny things. Poor Kenchan. Sorry kiddies, rated MA for possible other chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Need You Here by redex reviews
IsshiKen. Smut, angst. Regret, loneliness, despair: they all drive you to him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Isshin K. - Complete
Man and Beast by redex reviews
ByaKen. Smut. Predator and prey.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Bedroom by redex reviews
Byaken. Smut. Fighting and yielding.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Fight by redex reviews
ByaKen. Immortals, blood, and humans. Hard smut & violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Twenty Moments of Violence by Nadat reviews
Twenty ficlets focused on KenpachiByakuya, inspired by Episode 142's Picture Book. Yaoi, obviously.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Suteki Da Ne by Zaxel reviews
Romance under a cherry blossom tree.... a love forbidden and shared between two unlikely captains. [[Kenpachi x Byakuya YAOI]]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
The Job Hunt by Touda reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya's is now up! A series of oneshots based on the circulating pictures of the Gotei 13 members in real world clothing. Yaoi, het, lemon, humour, etc. Read each chapter disclaimer for individual details.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Fateful by redex reviews
UlquiGrimmRenji. Drunken Threesome. People just don't expect things like this to happen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Ulquiorra, Renji A. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Split Second Decision by redex reviews
ByaRenji. Momentary choice, separated number two. This is a good second love.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
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2 Of the Same reviews
Zaraki likes childish people deep down inside, and with that said he actually is falling for one! Rating may change Kenpachi/OC Renji/OC Changed rating for language and future situations.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - K. Zaraki
One Step At A Time
Love is in the air! So is the scent of blood and tears! Who said demons cant cry! Sesshomaru has an admirer! Koga has a huge secret he has been keeping! What could it be and why didnt he tell Kagome!....R&R PLEASE! Rating MAY change later...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Can't Believe It reviews
When retuning home from a mission his love ran deep for the young pink haired kunochi he began to want her need her, more than he could ever imagine. SasuSaku,ItachixKeri,Sasuke and Sakura are having a tough time with their friends new and old.R&R PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.