Poll: Who should Sam be paired up with in my fanfic 'Adventure of a Lifetime? Note Sam is a girl in this fic, so no same sex pairings. Vote Now!
Author has written 38 stories for El Tigre, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Kung Fu Panda, Hero: 108, Danny Phantom, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Wreck-It Ralph, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Pokémon.
Age: 1 to 3000
VERY IMPORTANT, I AM NOT TAKING ANY STORY REQUESTS, I'VE GOT TOO MANY FICS GOING ON SO I WON'T BE TAKING REQUESTS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! (To those that ask, this is specifically directed at you)
Frida "We'll that's all I've got thoughts?" (from Yellow Pantera)
My favorite characters are:
Sartana of the Dead
and Django of the Dead.
Manny "And if you don't wanna get hurt Stay outta my way!" (from The Good The Bad and El Tigre)
I honestly can accept any El Tigre couple so bring them on. My Favorite couples are:
8. AnitaxSergio (my couple idea)
9. NikitaxDiego (also my couple idea)
10. JeanaxDjango (aka Me and Django... sigh I love that skeleton)
Black Cuervo "I'll get you for that or my name isn't ZOE Aaaaaaaaa Black Cuervo." (from The Cuervo Project)
My Favorite El Tigre Episodes:
1. No Belt, No Boots, No Brero
2. The Grave Escape
3. The Good, The Bad, and El Tigre
4. Tigre Cuervo Forever
5. Fist Full of Nickels
6. The Cuervo Project
8. Adios Amigos
9. The Return of Plata Pelegrosa
10. Cubacabra Bros.
11. Love and War
12. Wrong and Dance
13. Dia De Los Malos
Django "Well that was stupid." (from The Good The Bad and El Tigre)
I've developed a great love for a book series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Its an awesome series and I'm gonna try and write some fanfics for it sometime in the future but right now I've got a tone of other things to work on along with my new crossover fic. Between El Tigre and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Favorite PJO Characters- no particular order-
Favorite Danny Phantom Characters (no particular order)
4. Dark Dan Phantom (he's sooo sexy *drools*)
8. Ghost Writer :D
Favorite Danny Phantom Slash pairings :D
2. Danny/Ghost Writer
4. Danny/Pariah Dark
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you are often threatened that a wrench will be thrown at your head by a robot medic (Ratchet!) if you don't do your homework, paste this onto your profile.
If you are often used as a moving target by a trigger-happy, cannon-toting mech, (Ironhide!), paste this onto your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British accent, copy this onto your profile.
If someone asks you "What's wrong with your mind?" and you say, "Where to begin?" copy this into your profile.
If you believe in God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, copy and paste this into your profile.
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Hard to say, has to be a tie between Bumblebee, Ratchet, Ironhide, Optimus, Jazz, and Megatron.
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
I would probably scream at the top of my lungs, pass out, then wake up and scream again like a fan girl would.
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Most likely wonder if I have any mental problems. XD
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
Bumblebee: Anything on the radio :3
Optimus : Instrumental
Ironhide : Metallica!!
Jazz: Rap and Hip Hop
Megatron: Anything rock and roll based
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
Yes, sadly though I haven't given them profiles yet ; Their names are: Orion Pax, Artemis Bow, Amaro Starlight, Bryan Stinger, Bethany Haul, Phoenix Flower, Mai Wrench (XD), Jaleel Ninjac, Nymak White-Fire, Tempest Storm-Flare, Takeo War-Fight, Revanta White-Streak. All my OCs are second generation for TFA, and parent is in this order (one parent, since Sari birthed them, but was never touched, it's complicated) : Optimus, Arcee, Blackarachnnia, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl, Ratchet, Jazz, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Megatron, and Blurr.
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Well five of them would be okay with seeing their parents, and the others would probably find something funny to do to all of them. XD
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Easy, Ratchet, Ironhide, Bumblebee, Optimus, and Jazz
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Ratchet: not throwing wrenches
Bumblebee: Doing thriller that would be hilarity on ice
Ironhide: Not wanting to fire his cannons at anything! It'd be the APOCALYPSE!!!!
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
FREE HUGS !!!!!!!!!
Megatron: Willingly wearing the color hot pink for his alt. mode XD
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
Fighting, while I was sitting and watching, while eating snacks, and somehow would narrate aloud what would happen next XD (what? it's funny and strange :D)
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Sential Prime, the dude is a dush bag, and I honestly don't like him one bit.
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Starscream, he's just waaay too egotistical for anyone's liking.
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
0-o... I don't even know which one I would marry, and also, I think I'd have one child each, if only so I won't die of child birth.
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
Oooh, hmm, have to say from TFA, Optimus/Blackarachnnia, Ratchet/Arcee, Bee/Sari, from TF Prime, Acree/Will, and form the movies, Sam/any bot other than the twins, and a few Decepticons.
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
Yes, Ironhide, he is just soo smexy (drools off to side)
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Ooh, I don't think I'd want to be a car, I'd want to be a motorcycle, but what kind, IDK, I'm not mechanical
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
Easy, it's ARCEE for the win! :D
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
Easy, the Autobots for the WIN!
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Found this in a fic I just read called 'Eye of the Kitten' by inkdragon13. It's a horoscope with Transformers. :D for me it ended up being: I will share a prison cell with Mirage. XD hehe how he ended up in jail is beyond me, maybe he was using his invisibility mod to stare at femmes in the wash racks XD.
January: Bonded to
February: Arrested by
March: Traded lives with
May: Killed by
June: Child of
July: In love with
August: Captured by
September: Sharing a prison cell with
October: Handcuffed to
November: Became the pet of
December: Saved by
4: The Fallen
10: Optimus Prime
11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
12: The Aerialbots
20: The Stunticons
26: Sentinel Prime
29: Skidz and Mudflap
This is too funny not to try. XD
Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
YOU’RE GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)
YOU’RE SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
YOU’RE STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
YOU’RE SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)
YOU’RE WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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