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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Temeraire.

Hello everybody who has decided my stories are worth reading.

I guess I should start out with how much I love writing. It's the one thing that I could never give up doing no matter what. That is the main reason I finally decided to get an account here, I think I would rather die than not write.

I've finished university now. I have a Bachelor of Arts in English. Go me! I apologize if some of these stories are poorly written. My earlier ones are kind of... bad. But oh well, it was a learning process.

Oh yes, also, I am Genderfluid. I know a lot of readers don't care one way or another who is queer and who is not, but this could be important to someone else's gender identity. Genderfluidity is a case where a person changes genders at random so that some days they are male and others they are female. So, half the time, technically, this person is transgender, but the other half, they aren't. It can become very confusing and complicated. Not to mention that most people do not know that this is even possible. The problem is that some people could be Genderfluid and not know it, and therefore be confused about their own gender identity. Example: One day they could think they are transgender, but the next day think they are not. I'm just trying to get the word out there, because not very many people know about it. It could be a help to someone else, so I'll just leave it at that. I'm proud to be queer, and I do not tolerate homophobia or anti-queer outbursts online.

Oh yes, I just realized that I have a grand total of ten stories now, so congrats to me I suppose... yay for brief summaries which are hopefully better than the short ones I gave them when I posted them.

Randomosity and Cheesecake: obviously something very stupid that I started while I was tired and hyper. It is a fic written to portray the Harry Potter characters in an idiotic situation in Canada, which is where I live. It also makes fun of Canada, and if you went by my description it is obvious I would make a poor tourism agent.

Drowning in Darkness: I just randomly wrote the first bit while listening to Disturbia by Rihanna. Then it continued to be slightly dark and angsty and it wandered in no particular direction whatsoever. A rather disorganized fic and had the potential to be better.

Never Change: A next gen fic written for anyone who has ever felt that their family didn't understand them and is meant to be encouraging. It is meant to convey that no matter what family you were born into, your true friends will always accept exactly who and what you are no matter what.

Dear Jamie: a song-fic based on a song by Hellogoodbye. It's slash, so anyone who doesn't like that sort of thing should not read it. I really like this band and was thinking of writing more songfics to songs by them. Considering Baby, it's Fact and Oh, it is Love.

A Malfoy's Dignity: a story about poor Draco being lonely because he has no real friends and is therefore relying on his owl for companionship.

Gryffindor Boy: a family fic about Draco and his son Scorpius. It is basically portraying how different Scorpius is from Draco. I thought it was funny because I kept putting Scorpius in rather perilous situations and making Draco panic. A panicking Draco is very funny...

Flight of Athena: A Temeraire fic about a young woman during World War II who must fight for England along with her Longwing Athena. I started it enthusiastically and then realized that it would not only span 4 years of war but that I would actually have to put alot of thought and gasp research into it. It will progress slowly.

The Misadventures of Scorpius Malfoy: the continuing adventures of Scorpius Malfoy after he is Sorted into Gryffindor (in Gryffindor Boy) along with Albus, Rose and occasionally Lily and James. It is very silly, and they are ALWAYS in trouble.

Secret: a song-fic based on the song 'Do you want to know a Secret' by the Beatles. I became obsessed with the Beatles version of Rockband and this is what came of it. The pairing is Harry/Draco, so if you don't like homosexual romance, then don't read it!

How to Fall out of Love: a story written in list-format that details how Draco Malfoy first fell in love with Harry Potter and then became determined to fall back out of love. See how well it works... I've been told it's a good fic despite it being written as a list, so I feel quite proud of it.

Most of my fics are meant to be funny, at least a bit. I can't help it, really. Whenever I suck out all the humour, it always ends up being very serious and depressing... sigh

Well, that is all until I figure out what else there is to talk about that won't bore you to death.

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PS. If anyone feels like sending me requests because they think something would be amusing to read, go right ahead.

Also! If you're interested in LGBTQ original fiction, there's an online publisher that publishes only same-sex pairing stories. I would highly recommend it.

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Also: I'm now a published author of lgbt romance on this site. This is me -- Alex Powell

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
However Improbable by Glass Umbrella reviews
Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Can Hear the Wind by Serinah reviews
Shameless angst fest. Sherlock discovers he can feel emotions after all. He's just not sure what he's supposed to do about them. And why is John always upset with him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Most Luminous of People by lirodendron reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes discovers what it's like to really want something, John Watson is not too bad at deductions, and everything gets surprisingly bright for a minute. Rated M for language, case-related violence, sexual themes and discussion of sex. Pre-slash/developing relationship. Johnlock. Complete - first story in my Conductivity series.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fingers Trace Your Every Outline by RemyDico5 reviews
Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lifted by theyleaveanote reviews
One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Independent Variables by ureshiiichigo reviews
Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unravelling Sherlock by Kr-NL reviews
John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,589 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Where You Are by Witch Nova reviews
John is struggling to deal with Sherlock's death but mysterious messages call him to Ireland and he follows the trail to find something he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,671 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Upperclassmen by Dark knightress reviews
University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Science Of Seduction by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Herein lies an excerpt from the personal blog of Dr. John H. Watson. Herein also lie cowboys, the Russian Mob, a femur in the freezer, and flats-mate. Enjoy! Now with 75% more Mort!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,796 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Codename by Abarero reviews
When computer geek Alfred inadvertently downloads government secrets into his brain, the two governments send agents to keep a watch on him. One of them is agent Arthur Kirkland, who is about to turn Alfred's life upside down in more ways than one. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5630 - Favs: 13,056 - Follows: 1,774 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Want You to Want Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Gratitude by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew visits Lars, only to find the Dutchman asleep on the roof. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
A Bit Backwards by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What's in a Name? by LilFlow reviews
America's moved out to go to college. But it's not what he thought it'd be like. The landlord is lewd, a quiet man lives opposite, and then there's that moody guy downstairs. Plus the streets are filled with bike gangs! USUK AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seven Minute Seduction by noiselessheart reviews
Two rivals. One closet. Seven minutes. A recipe for hell... or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dandelion Garden by AuroraExecution reviews
Harry is the one who taught Draco how to blow dandelions. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Loose Change by Canadino reviews
When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by Dayspring reviews
SLASH H/D . While the Wizarding world waits for Harry Potter to save them, Draco Malfoy decides to save himself. This story was written in 2005.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 100,410 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 291 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Soaring by ConstantComment reviews
Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Killing Moon by NeverNever reviews
Harry Potter's saving-people-thing is set to become the bane of Draco Malfoy's life - alongside Dark Lords, werewolves, ex-teachers, Horcruxes and not-dead-enough ancestors. HP/DM slash. Set post-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,048 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Love You, You Hate Me, Let's Dance by wafflehood reviews
It's the end of their time at Hogwarts, and Harry and Draco end up dancing. Note: Pretty much completely disregards everything after the fifth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 351 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mask by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry doesnt know who the passionate boy he met at the ball was because his face was hidden behind a mask. Will his lover ever reveal himself? Hp/? WARNING SLASH. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
facta furiosum by alovelycupoftea reviews
Draco plus Ron plus A Cupboard equals Exciting Discoveries. A Harry/Draco romance with some entirely unnecessary classical flourishes. No actual Draco/Ron occurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Are You! by StrawberryGreen reviews
Harry suspects there is something wrong with Draco Malfoy- someone so perfect just can't be human- and decides to find out what exactly he is. Oneshot. Warnings: mild slash, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cuckoo's Egg in the Blithering Humdinger Nest by wrtr74 reviews
Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Heart of a Ferret by Smaradgus reviews
Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snatched by Blame Brampton reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has always brought out the idiot in Albus Potter. For the past seven years they've dealt with this through a cunning application of denial. Now James Potter's life is being threatened, and Scorpius and Albus face a very real deadline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,376 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Love Like This by Renowitz reviews
Watching their son grow up Narcissa remembers her years at Hogwarts with Lucius. Narcissa/Lucius Severus/Lilly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,037 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Trials of Malfoys by sockpuppet82 reviews
Takes up where the 7th book ends - from Draco Malfoy's perspective. Stay with him through three Wizengamot trials. His mother's. His father's. His own. He knows his future, it's the same as the rest of his family's. Azkaban. Madness. Death. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Elemental by kelseymetro reviews
Being in a war is bad enough but when a mysterious Death Eater joins the Order, Harry can't help but be nervous. Don't forget the fact that said Death Eater now has enormous power... Oh, and one last thing, did Harry mention it's Malfoy? SLASH AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,662 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Owl's Daughter by Foxieglove reviews
While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fragile by shmexsay reviews
Above all else, the form love takes depends on the circumstances. AlbusScorpius, implied HarryDraco, DH epilogue compliant. This is a follow up to After the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by DevilsTornHeart reviews
When at a party Hisoka and Tsuzuki stumble upon something that's more then what they intended. Yaoi. I'm new to the lower stuff! be warned!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fortunate Son by shelledone reviews
Anton Redelar has lost it all. Power. Privilege. Respect. And in return... nasty green robes, rotten roommates, and one obnoxious, yet attractive, Heraldtrainee...
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2006
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 6,487 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Perfect Something by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him. But things happen that he could never have predicted. Does he really want to forget after all is said and done? HPDM, 6th, no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secondhand Robes by Samayel reviews
Draco Malfoy is broke, his parents are in Azkaban, and school is ready to start...a mysterious benefactor pays for his new robes and books, but why? Post OotP AU, HD PreSlash, Language, SoloM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 8,010 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 9,936 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan by Libbs reviews
Harry has a Plan. It involves Draco and the Room of Requirement. Poor Draco. WARNING:SLASH. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Mood Mint Madness reviews
When Harry and Ron agree to test out the new Mood Mints for Fred and George, they thought it was all a lark. What will they do when it not only turns out the mints have an unexpected function, but Malfoy gets ahold of them? Harry has a plan! Can he outwit Malfoy before he tells the death eaters about what the mints really do? Slash, eventual sexytimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shackles reviews
Draco and Harry come to in a dungeon with no idea as to how they got there. They'll have to work together to find a way out, but the question is: can they? HP/DM slash, Drarry. Rating will go up in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Scorpius Malfoy reviews
It wasn't as if Scorpius had planned to become such a troublemaker, it just turned out that way. It must have started when he was born, but once he met Albus Potter, things went downhill twice as fast...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,314 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Drowning in Darkness reviews
The war is over. But Draco still needs saving... from himself. Can anyone help him? And will he even let them? Anything could happen. Graphic content, please be WARNED. Dark. Barely-there Drarry if you tilt your head and squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
How to Live Happily Ever After reviews
Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret reviews
Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Draco knows something, and he is definitely NOT telling Harry! That was the plan at least... songfic, one-shot and most importantly... DrarrySLASH! Sort of fluffy... nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor Boy reviews
Draco always thought his son was different...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Flight of Athena reviews
Kinsey Kestrel is a young aviator during World War 2, and this is the story of what happens to her and her dragon, Athena. All OCs. Prologue: the hatching of Athena.
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Dear Jamie reviews
Songfic! Scorpius just wants to tell Jamie Potter how he feels about him, but is having trouble saying it out loud. The solution? Write him a letter, telling him once and for all that he loves him! See how it turns out! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Never Change reviews
Scorpius Malfoy feels that sometimes his parents just don't understand him. Luckily, he has some true friends who are always there for him. A slightly sappy friendship fic, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Randomosity and Cheesecake reviews
Harry Potter works at a grocery store, Draco must wear an apron and Lucius is a taxi driver. Random? Yes. A tad OOC, so you're warned. I was tired when I came up with stupid idea - I apologize in advance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy's Dignity reviews
It is beneath the dignity of a Malfoy to do many things. One of them is to sit on the roof of Malfoy Manor and make hooting noises. Yet that's exactly what Draco is doing... no pairings, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete