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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

name: Jada

age: 13

looks: Black/brown shoulder length hair, brown eyes

Favorite Quotes:

when life hands you lemons run your not suppose to talk to strangers

when life hands you lemons throw them back and see if they will try that twice.

my imaginary friend say you have serious mental issues

don't fight with a stupid person first they'll drag you down to their level than beat you in expeirience

of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

skill is walking a tightrope over niagra falls. Intelligence is not trying.

never take life seriously none gets out alive anyway

there are no stupid questions. just stupid people.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea: they get all nervous and get the wrong answers

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank:I'm a locksmith And...I'm a locksmith

whatever it is --I did not do it

remember don't insult an alligator until you've crossed the lake

a rich man's joke is always funny

My fomula for sucess is rise early, work late , and strike oil.

You tried, you failed and the lesson is to never try.

personality: quiet, but when I do talk I 'm usally talking about something stupid.

likes: Poetry, music, sushi, reading, food, candy, dessert , chocolate, candy, sugar, candy , oh, and did I mention candy!

Dislikes: snobby people, pressure, getting in trouble

Music: Avril Lavign, Beyonce, Fall out boy, Simple Plan, Evanscence, Kelly Clarkson, Hilary Duff, Carrie Underwood, Pink,Finger eleven, SKSK,Eminem{love him}, Nas, Hollywood undead.

Favorite Naruto couple

Garaahina-People ask why we like this couple so much. But I have no clue. I used to only read Naruhina but then I saw they were putting her with gaara I first thought What the heck is up with people they know that will never happen. I read one just for kicks just to see how awful and lame they were. Once, I actually read one I completly loved it, so now it's one of my favorite pairings.

Sasuhina- This pairing is becoming big and I love it. Why, because they are completly different people and that is why we love it.It's like ying and yang its to awesome.

Naruhina- I've finally started back reading this couple and now I see why I had fallen in love with it. They are so cute together and what Hinata wants Hinata gets. Thats my motto.

Shikahina- Crack rocks!!

Kakahina-Love this pairing.

Tenkon-I have no idea what so ever.

Tenlee-Please don't ask

Temarishika-I just have to like it

Inoshika-Why not?

Narusaku-This my most normal pairing probaly

SakSasu-Can't stop me from old favorites.

TenNeji-It was destiny.

Inokiba-Did I say I like crack?

ItachiSaku-...

SakuHida-...

TemSaso-...

TenItachi-...

SakuKisa-...

DieIno-...

InoHId-No comment

Favorite characters:

Hinata- Once I saw her fight she became my favorite character.

Temari- Awesome.(enough said)

Tenten- She kicks butt.

Gaara-How can you not like him.

Naruto- awesome.(enough said)

Sasuke- I hate him But yet I still like him.

Skikamaru- Lazy genuis.

Ino- love her!

Sakura-She has become one of my most favorite characters

Yaoi an Yuri

Don't write or read it. Dont like it.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


that's all you pretty much need to know about me so bye.

emale come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Favorite Naruto Quotes:

Welcome to painsville. Popuplation: Your face- Naruto

And I will prove to you with this move...that hard work surpasses a genius-Lee

He not your demon fox he's Uzamaki Naruto-Iruka

I'm not a little pervert...I'm a SUPER PERVERT-Jiraiya

You're a proud failure Naruto-kun-Hinata

Because unlike me you're not loser-Naruto

Ha, the uchiha clan ain't worth much these days!-Naruto

I thought that at first...but you'll pay for underestimating him.-Kiba

I'm not good at giving up!-Naruto

In front of the person I admire most, I can't bare to lose-Hinata

There's no way I'll... lose to a coward who's whining about destiny-Naruto

The pain of being alone is unbearable isn't it?-Naruto

Now go down and read my stories

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

New story...finally got to it. Sasuhina.

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 69 - Words: 819,536 - Reviews: 5701 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Red Snow by Wencer reviews
What happens when the sinner and innocence clash? Gaara x Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Friends by CurrentlyIncognito reviews
Hinata, raised by the Akatsuki, sees Gaara alone in the playground. :3 reviewers will be cuddled.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Little Mouse by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
He is a predator, skillful, ruthless, and twisted. So why is it he cannot kill this one little mouse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Rhymes with Orange by Shinku-Twilight reviews
Hinata receives a poem from a secret admirer. Warning: contains humor, romance, and bad poetry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Operation: Happily Ever After by N-AngelFire reviews
Who: Hinata Hyuuga. What: A poor fairy forced to be fairy godmother to an angry, bitter, bad boy and to bring joy into his life. Why: To earn her father's approval. When: Within a year. How: With a little magic. SasuHina AU. My last fic ever...i think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Sting by vague.poppyseed reviews
An improbable encounter turns two lives topsy turvy and the consequences are dire. Alternate timeline, Sasori lives after the final battle. SasoriHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasori, Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Secret Admirer by fandidot reviews
One day, Hinata is walking to her apartment and sees a poem for her. Warning, contains OOCness and random humor. Rated T just incase. Warning...again.... Very crappy summary. Also, first fic....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Milk of Regret by Mythal Rising reviews
Hinata snaps, and teaches the Hyuuga clan a valuable lesson. CONTAINS CHARECTER DEATH. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. A DEFINATE SIKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
konaha outbreak by Shad0w blossom reviews
Hinata Hyuuga the only survivor of the konaha outbreak ran off into the dark cold night in hopes of finding a safe hideing place to rest Or so she though........ ALOT better then the summary I swear.Pleas RR thank you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
3 Examples of Uchiha's being by randomqueenwilla reviews
Just a list of some things that I noticed all three of the remaining Uchiha's were. It was in my mind and wouldn't get out. They amuse me so they may amuse you too. Spoilers from the Manga are in here. If you're fine with that then enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mistletoe by Midnight bluestream reviews
Three stories about three girls, and they all involve the evil little... plant thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Torture and Recovery by Bunko08 reviews
Inoichi's worried sick, Hiashi is giving up, and Hinata Hyuuga and Ino Yamanaka might be dead. If they aren't dead, then where are they? Shikamaru, Chouji, Naruto, Shino, and Kiba might be close to the truth, if there not already too late. Pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ino Y., Hinata H.
How Unfortunate by Living on a Rainbow reviews
Otousan! I'm going to be Uzumaki Kira one day!" Sasuke's daughter, Naruto's son. This is highly unfortunate for Uchiha Sasuke. SasuHina, NaruIno, OC/OC. "I'll kill him." Rated T for Naruto's pottymouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
You Must Run by cHi-1000-SpRiNgS reviews
Konoha was destroyed, and she was told to run. HinaDei, very slight HinaTobi and some HinaHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Symbol of Insanity reviews
Gaara needs Hinata and will kill anyone who touches what's his. Gaara is homicidal, Hinata is afraid and Itachi has his own plans. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
The Clay Butterfly by sunako-chan reviews
An Akatsuki was given a mission. A kunoichi was given a mission. Who knew they would fall for each other? My first ever fanfic story… DeiHina crack pairing. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Why does the Innocent die? by animefreak1457 reviews
My first one shot. No flames please. One question came from everyone's mind during Hinata's funeral.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Era by uncreative pseudonym reviews
Years after Naruto, something begins to threaten all of the shinobi world. It arises from the world, and it will take the world to stop it. Now if only Sakura and Ino would stop being distracted by Sasuke, and Hinata wasn't trapped in the whole mess...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,666 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
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Trapped reviews
"So today students, we will be playing a game of hide and seek," Maniacal laughter is heard in the background," If we find you, and we will find you. You'll pray for death." Then the intercom shut off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Hinata H.
Survivors reviews
They destroyed our home. They took our families. They couldn't take our pride. We are survivors. Rating T for mild language and violence. Hinata-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hinata H.
Fun Toture reviews
Send questions, tortures, and dares and I promise you I'll be doing them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
Icecold reviews
a warm heart turned Ice-cold I just always wondered what happened to Sasuke. A poem I wrote about Sasuke becoming Ice-cold. If you could please review and read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U.
Mirror reviews
I have dicided to make these poems into chapters. The next chapter that will be put up is Gaara's chapter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Free reviews
Hinata finds a butterfly and they have a lot of things in common. Pretty please read and it is better than it sounds I promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Hinata H.