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WARNING

As you probably guessed from the petition above, i have controversial reading tastes. Another warning- i read slash. A very large portion of the stories and authors on my favorites list write slash. For those of you that don't know, slash tends to indicate boylove, gaylove, guylove, whatever you want to call it.

I love my friends, because they're as crazy as i am. i like spending time on the roof, mangoes, and rain.

I love watching Bones- the sexual tension between everyone is almost comical.

Somehow, while i was looking the other way, my little brother grew up. Not sure how.

I think that talking about perverted things with friends through code and inside jokes so no one else understands is brilliant.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a few buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error,"

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless I inquired, "An ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

Harold grinned. "Haven't you heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote it down.

It spelt;

I D 1 0 T

A Job Test (etphonehome10 welcomes anyone who wants to copy this.)

An Irish man wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

"Here is your first question," the boss says. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Irishman says. "Dat is easy." He proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irishman.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.

"Ere you go," he says, handing the piece of paper to the boss.

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of the trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question. Smae rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of the tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss stares at the attempt. "You must be mad if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and pooes by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."

"So where do I start?"

Great Quotes

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-

-To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist-

"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell."

"They say that time heals all wounds, but all it's done so far is give me more time to think about how much I miss you."

-People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again-

-If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away-

-After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." -

One MANIAC to another, how to scare people... (: in the office elevator and surrounding area

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, not motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

43. Swat at flies that don't exist.

44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the bottom of the heel that has crushed it.

No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and you mom tell you that you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same? Because both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don’t hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

I’ve got ADD and magic markers- Oh, the fun I will have.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Hard work pays off in the future- laziness pays off now.

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today? Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

Live life like everyday could be your last.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague!

“Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it’s really hot.”

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

“This is on me,”- perfect for your headstone, don’t you think?

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

“Everything here is eatable. I’m eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.”

Let’s flip a coin. Heads- we’ll be together. Tails- we flip again.

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

You have to have darkness for dawn to come.

Tell the truth… then run.

When angry, take a deep breath and count to ten; when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

Music is love in search of word.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English?”

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yes...

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

If your confident, it means there's something you don't know.

One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
There's a girl, and there's a boy. Cause that's not the way every good story begins The girl and the boy are best friends. They love each other, but have to pick this particular situation not to say anything. One day, the boy hears the girl saying to her friends. I want to be with someone who's cute but smart. The boy then devotes all his time to his schoolwork. The girl is sad that he doesn't hang out with her as much as he used to. Then she sees his all-A report card. When did you decide to care about school? she asks. He answers without thinking- when you said you wanted to be with someone who is smart.

Find...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in front of his friends,

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,'...that's her.'

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Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Proof of Life by Emily Waters reviews
Seven years after the Second Wizarding War, Severus Snape is found alive. Not many believe his innocence. Disoriented and damaged, after seven years of torture at the hands of Death Eaters, Severus finds refuge in Harry Potter's home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 145,706 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 8,400 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,528 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5845 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pleasure Dome by Nineorchids reviews
Third and final story in the "Beginnings" alternate universe. Reading "Beginnings" and "First Times" prior to this story is recommended. Zero takes Kaname clubbing. Yaoi. Zero x Kaname pairing.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seize The Moment by remuslives23 reviews
It was Sirius and hot chocolate and warm cafes and terrible easy listening music that he thought of at the moment when it could all come to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Criminal Behavior by Skanky Frankie reviews
Re-vamped! CH16 - Edward and Bella are miserable apart, and it just takes some gentle prodding from Alice to get things back to good. However, Bella's visit turns into a lemon-fest, which means they still have things that need to be worked out... AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM.DM/HP - Story inspired by a quote and it will follow the boys through major life events spanning several years as they grow and change and become.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Summer Session by dracosoftie reviews
Sequel to Resolutions. The new graduates learn lessons not usually offered at Hogwarts, both about relationships and how to be adults in the wizarding world. H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,789 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Me by Blackened Wing reviews
Kaname's smile was tender and playful. Zero cursed softly, fingers knotted tightly in raven hair, support arm trembling as he half reclined on the grass with the pureblood kneeling over him. MISSING SCENE from "Take the Lead".
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gravity by myoathkeeper reviews
At that moment, I remember myself thinking, that there was no one else in the whole world that mattered more to me. I could never again live without him – I would rather die. A fanfic that takes place right where New Moon left off...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wrestling by Youngauthor27 reviews
There comes a time in every parent's life, that one horrific moment when... *Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content/ Coarse Language/ Alcohol Use/ and Slashy goodness of course. AU/PWP* Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Simple, Black Corset by Youngauthor27 reviews
Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
By the Light of the Lake by grand admiral chelli reviews
Post CoG One-Shot -- Alec goes to see Magnus, but he still can't admit his love for the warlock to himself. Magnus decides to help him out. Alec/Magnus fluff!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Gift Wrapped by Rejhan reviews
CoG Spoilers! Set after the series, it's Magnus's birthday, and Alec is having trouble finding a present. Turning to Clary and Isabelle for help, they drag him out on a shopping trip to find that 'perfect' present. One shot. Alec/Magnus. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
For Their Unconquerable Souls by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tub Tales by albe-chan reviews
After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When You Say Forever by dorothywrites reviews
A little over a hundred years ago, Alec and Magnus were together. When the unthinkable happens, Magnus makes the choice to find Alec again in the future. But when he finally finds him, will it still be the same? Don't own it, etc. Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,665 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Tapestry of Loss by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM oneshot. After Harry and Draco confiscate a tapestry as part of an Auror investigation, Harry starts to notice that something is not quite right with Draco. Very fluffy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Sit on Santa's Lap by dracosoftie reviews
Harry missed out on the Santa experience as a child, and Draco wants to rectify that. Written for another site's Christmas smut challenge. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
B is for Barf: A Weasley Christmas Jumper fic by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for Rani, featuring not one, but TWO different pairings, ugly Christmas jumpers and a sexy sheriff's outfit. Happy Christmas, indeed! Theo/Blaise and Harry/Draco. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Jack Frost by Liria Nai reviews
Harry, wanting to get away from the celebrations steps outside for some fresh air. What he doesn't expect is for an old christmas song to bring him the best christmas present ever? The man he's been dreaming about. Slash HP/?. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
The Same Species As Shakespeare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Harry and Draco have a mutual fascination. Name it obsession and add a mystery, and suddenly things are so much uglier. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,080 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
i like my body when it is with your by dracosoftie reviews
The strange title will be familiar if you're an e.e. cummings fan, and it will make sense after you read the story. Harry struggles with his exams, and Draco's there to make him feel better. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sunspots by dracosoftie reviews
Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Have A Jealous Little Christmas by Liria Nai reviews
In response to Incessant Darkness' 36 dramatic situations challenge, mine is Mistaken Jealousy. Its Christmas, the wars over but Harry doesn't feel much like celebrating. He's in love with Draco Malfoy but Draco's already got a boyfriend. Or has he? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Better to Give than to Receive by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for amber v. Rife with angst, fighting, scheming and Quidditch locker room sex - you know, all of the traditional trappings of the holiday! *grins* H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Next Best Thing by dracosoftie reviews
Harry must decide what path to take -- to start a new life or salvage an old one. H/D, with a tiny smidgen of H/G. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,327 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Surprise by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas present for Remuslives23, a great writer AND a great reviewer! Remus gets an unexpected - but definitely not unwelcome - Christmas gift. Sirius/Remus, Marauders era. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Alphabet According to Remus and Sirius by DragonDi reviews
Twenty-six letters; twenty-six ways of defining the love that Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have for one another. Rated M for letters C and Z mainly...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Satisfying Their Curiosity by remuslives23 reviews
Over-indulgence at Lily and James' wedding leads to Remus inadvertently revealing a secret he'd been keeping from Sirius. Sirius takes advantage of the revelation to explore a long-held fascination for the werewolf. R/S slash. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Blind by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
She raised her hand and lightly touched his shoulder. His body heat practically radiated from his heavy robes but she didn’t pull away, instead, with gentle pressure she turned him around to face her. "Kiss me". Gift for remuslives. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Loves What Vanishes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. "Man is in love and loves what vanishes."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
55 Days by whitereflections12 reviews
Some Edward POV from during New Moon...this is him in a very, very dark place, with a couple of flashbacks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
News by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Forgive Me by AgentStarbuck reviews
The ending of New Moon from Edward's perspective, starting from his reunion with Bella. Edward/Bella. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 572 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tea without milk by GiantInflatableWalrus reviews
The first time I kissed you, you weren't there." Sirius and Remus, Vague slash. some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Healing by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Dark Fic.Harry can’t live with the deaths and mistakes of his past and drives everyone who loves him away. His life has become a challenge to seek out pain. Who best to supply said pain than his arch rival Draco Malfoy? Goth/Fetish/Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raining by Matthew's Muse reviews
A one-shot with our two favorites including rain, sickness, and irritation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions By The Ocean by BlessedMay reviews
Quil would do anything for Claire. Anything at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
A Tango for his Heart by Stefdarlin reviews
Remus denies that his feelings for Tonks are mutual and insists on completing an Order mission alone. However, he soon finds that Nymphadora Tonks is not so easily deflected. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus and Minerva are full of longing and desire for each other, neither one can find the courage to speak of their love. Will they ever take the risk of confessing their true feelings ? MMAD, romantic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Regret by whitereflections12 reviews
There are things about his past he just can't shake, things he wishes he would have never done. Despite the good direction his life is heading in, on the night before his wedding he just can't help but dwell a little on the parts he'd like to take back..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Carve a Pumpkin by Stefdarlin reviews
To what lengths will the Headmaster of Hogwarts go to do something the Muggle way? Follow along as the entire school gets involved, whether they want to or not. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Now that war is done by Hidden Fairy reviews
War has finished, Numair and Daine never fell in love, only their friendship was brought closer. This fic is all about the hardships after war, the struggles to keep feelings hidden and the overwhelming power of love... read to find more. RR
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,556 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Tortall
Dancing in Moonlight by Stefdarlin reviews
After the Stunner attack, Minerva struggles to overcome the affects, and Albus uses patience and tradition to lift her spirit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Change of Scene by off-the-deep-end reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If I Was The One by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Embry comforts Leah after a rough day with Jacob. AH/AU. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
Deep Enough by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Edward enjoys a "quick" dance at a club while out with his buddies. Edward / Bella. OOC. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alaskan Moonlight by Stratagem reviews
Kate laid down next to him, pressing her body to his side where she fit like the piece of a puzzle. "Scruffy nomad.” "Your scruffy nomad,” he corrected. "Yes, mine,” she said. Garrett/Kate oneshots; after and during BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Garrett, Kate
Proper Instruction by emeraldine087 reviews
When Harry Potter is snubbed by his girlfriend for being a sloppy kisser, he decides to take matters into his own hands, seeking instruction from the stud in the person of Draco Malfoy. Problem is...Draco doesn't know he is actually teaching Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fireworks by emeraldine087 reviews
Harry knew how it all began. Harry relished how it all evolved. But how it will end is something completely unexpected. Harry has a secret admirer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Idiot! by Colie88 reviews
Ever wonder how Remus and Tonks got together? Read on to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
You Fill Up My Senses by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin's touch is magic. Sirius Black ponders all the ways Remus fills up his senses. Dedicated to redbull07. Rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stars by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
HP&DM. Making love under the stars in the wintertime and still managing to keep warm. How is such a thing possible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aftermath by whitereflections12 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn! CarlisleEsme, Esme's POV. There are some things you only realize when you're staring down death. Or, in this case, when you're staring down an army. Set at the end of the field scene, and after. R&R, please! title may change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gilded Soul by Digitallace reviews
It’s one thing to hear about the daring tales of Harry Potter but quite another to be living in the middle of one. But the danger Draco is destined for seems trivial once he finds himself falling in love with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,100 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sands of Time by WiseDraco reviews
Ten years after the War Draco has everything he wants but all it takes in one meal and several rainy nights for him to find the one thing he didn't know he was missing. Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest of the Hogwarts Four by Dramatic Clovers reviews
Harry finds out a secret about Slytherin and Gryffindor he hadn’t quite expected. Founders Era! Mostly. Contains Slash, non-con, and Mpreg! GGSS and SSHP! Co written by Lady Devonna!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,624 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Star and a Stray Cat by Winnett reviews
Draco wanted what Harry had: family, job, an Animagus form, love; Harry wanted Draco. HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fourth Reason Why by runaway xo reviews
Add on to the story Thirteen Reasons Why. Chapter 6 in Edward's POV. Will only make sense if you have read Thirteen Reason's Why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Bet by remuslives23 reviews
Can Sirius Black really get any woman he wants? James decides to put his friends' claim to the test. But has Sirius met his match? Rated M but for later chapters only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Everlasting Love by runaway xo reviews
After Alice has a vision of Bella crying, Edward tries to discover the reason behind her shed tears and misty eyes. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fiery by Shanne reviews
Draco’s planning the wedding with his mother over the Floo Network. Harry, on the other hand, fancies a shag and Draco’s rear end is so tempting on the floor there… Slash HPDM one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meant to Be by remuslives23 reviews
Remus gets more than he bargained for when he goes for a quiet drink at the Leaky Cauldron. Rated M - you'll see why in the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,509 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watching by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H&D. Harry watches as his lover sleeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chicken by WiseHeart reviews
One word. One conversation. And things change. Last piece of the Chicken Noodle Soup series...enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Needing to pee by Hidden Fairy reviews
Daine is pregnant... In the middle of a conferance... In the middle of a hall surrounded by old, stuffy delegates... And she needs to pee... AGAIN! A humorous fic about Daine. please R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Soup by WiseHeart reviews
He's unsure. The other is pissed. And he has about as much of a chance of getting the other back as a can of soup. Sequel to Noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Noodles by WiseHeart reviews
It's dark. They're drunk. And tangled on a bed like noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To See You Smile by WiseHeart reviews
Harry and Draco have been lovers for five years; each of them going behind the backs of their wives, but after Harry leaves for a short time and is unable to see Draco, what has the time apart done to them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shades Of Gray by WiseDraco reviews
Draco views the world for what it is but it took some convincing to get him there...Draco POV. Very smutty...but I think it's thoughtful...yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Primp and Blue Polish by Liria Nai reviews
Response to Lady Diablo's Sex!Kink Challenge. This Halloween dumbledore decided to have a costume ball. And Harry's a little stuck on what to go as, until he spots a bottle of bright blue toenail polish. This is SLASH, Harry/Draco. N other minor pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Special Kind of Torture by Alice laughed reviews
This is a companion to Dear Diary. Short drabbles of Quil's point of view from certain points in the story. Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Butterfly by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Bath by Hidden Fairy reviews
here is a short oneshot about Numair being over protective of his lover and Daine's unexpected visitor whilst having a bath... Read and find out more. lots of fluff. DN all the way!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knowing the Price and the Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Work After Wartime by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tough Love by sillybella reviews
In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie’s thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Love You More by sillybella reviews
Will Edward ever understand how much Bella loves him? Oneshot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy, interrupted by hamlet-972 reviews
Tattoo, chains, a guitar, piercings. So Harry Potter has changed a bit in the summer. How much will he change when he has to live in a town full of muggles with the one he hates the most? Oh yes, Draco Malfoy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,353 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Back by His Spectacles reviews
The worse kind of birthday would be to spend it alone. FLUFFY HPDM My Happy 06 BDAY DRACO FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bare by His Spectacles reviews
Did you know that Harry and Draco sleep in the nude? 'Their bodies created the perfect vision.' HPDM ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Eyes by His Spectacles reviews
Oneshot. HD. Draco muses while Harry sleeps. Features sweet, tiny kisses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best I Ever Had by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
He was left alone, his heart shattered and world crumbling. Some might urge him to move on, but in his mind that was unacceptable. Wasn’t it better to worship the broken pieces of true love, than to have something second best? He would take the ruins of t
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Dance d'amour by hamlet-972 reviews
...And the loving feels alright... Who said that old bat has no heart? SnapeTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Edward is Bouncing reviews
A hilarious one-shot in Emmett's POV, him watching how absurdly happy Edward is in the midst of wedding preparations. Short and funny, good grammar and spelling. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete