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 Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello! There's not much to really say here, apart from I like writing! In Progress Whistling My Name: writing the next chapter, which will be up soon, hopefully. I'm sorry for the delay. I know what I am going to write in it though, and maybe the writing quality will improve with the next installment! Planning/Planned Here be Dragons: Viking AU featuring the Nordics with a healthy dose of other characters. There is also a sequel to WMN being planned. |
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Prague is by Purrugly reviews
Beside him, Bartimaeus felt not Nathaniel, not Ptolemy either. He was merely a boy he loved. Set during The Golem's Eye, some Ptolemy/Bartimaeus, but mainly Nathaniel/B. May be slightly OOC?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
stay, absurd by sonofon reviews
Move on, move up, and Alice has nothing to declare but ambivalence and birth control. aka, this is about Milanese prostitutes, feelings, and funk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
The longer I waited, the further away you got by KENZI-CHI reviews
As America grew up he grew further apart from England as England's feeling for him grew stronger. But when his feelings were never returned and England seeked comfort he found a new love and just as he did America just so happened to want him back..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sand and Stone by jinjinbun reviews
Toph was the greatest Earthbender the world had ever seen… yet even she could not bend to her will the sands of time, nor prevent the crumbling defenses of her hidden heart. *Taang, some Zutara and Sukka*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,662 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Toph, Aang
When Things Go Wrong, it's Usually America's Fault by Rantzilla reviews
America has done it again- pissed off all of the other nations without even meaning to. Now, as the nations drag their feet back to the conference room in their new costumes, they must wonder, 'what have I gotten myself into' PrusSwitz, USUK, Spamano,etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
Wintry by naccho reviews
Den trova giusto che finalmente tutti si prendano una bella vacanza e prenota un bel cottage sulla neve. Su e Fin non riescono ad avere i loro momenti di intimità, Noru non riesce a dormire e Ice è alle prese con uno strano problema amoroso...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Italian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
The Malign Star by Peridot Tears reviews
“...For a malign star rules over the romance of demigods; crossed are the stars above their heads.” GodChildShipping. Post-Battle of The Labyrinth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Thalia G., Percy J.
In Remembrance: A British History by Keiko-keket reviews
My entry for the Nanowrimo contest - England forces himself to pen his history in the attempt to make his nightmares go away. Part 1!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - England/Britain
Secret Agent Alfred and the Pest of Anne Kirkland by three-days-late reviews
Super Secret Agent Alfred F. Jones has new mission: save Anne Kirkland from the clutches of Ivan. If only it were that easy...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
First Time by Obsessed Authoress reviews
Japan notes that most of his new experiences seem to revolve around Italy. This somewhat concerns him, because he can't decide whether that's a good thing, or a bad thing... JapanxItaly ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
A Photo Album by ArdiChok3 reviews
Have you ever wondered how it's like to be erased from someone's memory for good? Well, I did. And I have got a whole album of photos to tell you my story from when I was sixteen. Some pictures will be happy, some will be sad. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - America, England/Britain
Lip Virgin by RainbowTanuki reviews
Korea steals Hong Kong's first kiss, and Hong is not amused. Korea/Hong Kong oneshot. Rated T for kind of obvious reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2010 - South Korea, Hong Kong - Complete
Seeming by sonofon reviews
You are all a lost generation." Paris, France. 1920s, just after World War I. Everyone, it seems, is an expatriate; Alfred and Arthur aren't exceptions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Separated by a Common Language, Indeed by ai-08 reviews
In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Replacement by franceisglory reviews
Somedays weren't as easy as others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Denmark, Iceland
Don't Keep me Waiting by Summer-Psychosis reviews
For many, waiting is a tedious thing. Waiting is something they cry out against in abhorrence, “Don’t keep me waiting!” Alfred wishes he could say that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crystal Kisses by Coshledak reviews
DenNor - Cinderella.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
And Blow your House down by didyouknowanon reviews
Of straw, sticks and bricks. The Axis play the Three Little Pigs; World War Two is not a fairy-tale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Take Responsibility by Tamer Lorika reviews
When Italy takes Japan's first hug, Japan asks him to take responsibility. No one expected Italy to obey, and NEVER in this way. Written for a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
King Arthur and the Knights of the United Nations by openedlocket reviews
England tells the nations of the legend of King Arthur when England's fairy friends suddenly transport them to Camelot. Now everyone has become part of the legend and it's up to England to get them back to the present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Six Rounds by Havoc-Cheese590 reviews
One for the eagle and for the hawk, don't forget the crane and the dear sparrow. With one for the dove the game is done but don't forget one for the trapped master.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia
Crooked Teeth by me malum reviews
USUK twoshot. Even when they fought it and ignored it, there was a link bewteen the two nations that wouldn't break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fairytale by Suni Daughter of Moro reviews
Fanfic inspired by an overdose of "Fairytale" by Alexander Rybak which I wrote at 4 AM. Denmark reflecting on his relationship with Norway in a very stream-of-consciousness fashion. Denmark x Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
If there is a Hell by Nimue the Gray reviews
Russia brings home Prussia as his new enclave Kaliningrad Oblast. The Baltic countries don't know what to think. RussiaxPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Heartbeat by dreamtheiu reviews
Eh? No, things have changed already. You changed, I changed. It's all in the past. But why...make my heart beat this way? // Matthew's POV / Matthew x Francis / Rating may change //
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Canada, France
Ghosts by Willlow-chan reviews
There's a ghost in America's closet and England comes to help. One-shot. Rated T for language and suggestive content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Winter Visit by Darkfire75 reviews
EnglandSpain. Spain decides to visit England unexpectedly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2009 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Guns and Violence by Rantzilla reviews
The title is misleading, I swear it's happy! Kinda! My second random Hetalia drabble, only rated T because of the violence. It's really short... So I can't really summarize. Also, slight SwitzxPrussia. Don't judge me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Like Shattered Glass by Jean V reviews
Germany thinks of an old fairy tale during Kristallnacht. /Warning: mentions of sensitive historical issues/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Germany - Complete
Unbidden Shadows by Fence Walker reviews
I really need to stop eating before I go to bed, Alfred thought. It's starting to give me strange dreams. Short story inspired by Feux Follets' fanfiction Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
The Fifth of November by Mipping reviews
“John Johnson,” He whispered, “You do not have England duped.” England-centric
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Chibi-spork reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Quills by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
The Treaty of Paris 1783, in which England is not entirely sane. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On the Bound: Omake by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Omake chapter for tatterdemalion's "On the Bound" // Turkey x Greece // Sadiq and Herakles's bickering has given Matthew an idea; now, the Canadian is out to resolve the tension once and for all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
War Is Not A Picnic by Synoran reviews
When life treats you so fairly, it's a shame when you find everything to be a dream, waking up to war...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Lithuania, Poland
Icarus by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Far too close to the sun. Turkey/Greece, drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Indigo Avarice reviews
Suzaku Kururugi lets himself daydream THIS ONCE and it blows up in his face when he agrees to do an unknown something with the Knight of Three...that'll teach him to listen when Gino talks. GINO/SUZAKU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Suzaku K., Gino W. - Complete
A Crossover of Epic Proportions by Aish Sheva reviews
Looking for a story mixing Twilight, Pendragon, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Star Wars, Digimon, The Three Musketeers, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, and a dancing cup of ramen noodles? Look no further! It's a crossover of epic proportions
Crossover - Book X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P.
The Language of Flowers by Bookkbaby reviews
AU oneshot Yaoi LUCKY. Lavi's been receiving flowers and notes, but who could his mysterious admirer be? Done in honor of Valentine's Day.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Whistling My Name reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland has anger issues, Elizaveta Héderváry wants to get even with her musician boyfriend, who seems to spend more time on his music than her, and whoever thought Gilbert Beilschmidt would be the appropriate person to take on Radio Hetalia was obviously high (and even he agrees.) School AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
Side B reviews
It was not how he'd thought his first kiss would go. It was too fast, too harsh, too sudden and so thoroughly Elizaveta that he really should have expected it in the first place. Companion fics to Whistling My Name. Ratings may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hungary, Prussia
Kneel On My Arrival reviews
AU. In the future, where biofuels and green lives exist, one of the resistors of the change, South Park, is currently experiencing eco-terrorism of a large degree. Kenny McCormick, journalist, goes back to his old hometown to find out for himself.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M.