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Hello everyone! There's not really much to know about me exept that I live in a small town in Kentucky, I'm a bit of a tomboy, I'm literally a "Coal Miner's Daughter", and I absolutely LOVE to read. I'll read anyhing from fantasy to romance and even historic books and literature. So, if you would like to discuss what you like to read then PM me because I would love to hear what you like to read and recommendations are definately welcome. I have also written/writing two stories that you should check out. I'm not the best writer ever but it could still amuse you. I have to admit that one of my greatest weaknesses is spelling (as you may have noticed).

Some of my favorite books are listed below. However, they may or may not be in that particular order:

~The Bible~ (it has action, adventure, mystery, romance, suspense, and horror all wrapped up in 66 books. Don't believe me just read it for yourself :D)

~Gone With The Wind~ (I love the classics!)

~Mrs. Frisby and the Rats Of Nimh~ (childhood favorite)

~A Walk to Remember~ (my fav. by Nicholas Sparks)

~Parchment of Leaves~

~The Coal Tattoo~

~Clay's Quilt~

~The Twilight Saga~ (enough said.)

~The Hobbit~ (it's sad that it was never made into a movie)

~Lord of the Rings Trilology~

~Eragon~ (I already love it even though I'm not even half way through reading it)

~Work of Wolves~

~Jinx~

~Secret Life Of Bees~

~The Mortal Instruments~

~The Pit and the Pendulum~ (one of my favorite short stories by Poe)

~Annabelle Lee~ (sorry guys, but I like this even better than The Raven)

That's all I can think of right now but if I find something new I love I'll let you know. I reccomend all of those writings and books to you!

The link below is a picure of what Leo looks like from my story Renaissance of a Heart


THE 1990's (THIS IS NOT MINE, I FOUND IT ON SOMEONE'S PROFILE)

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

BEFORE WE REALIZED ALL THIS WOULD EVENTUALLL DISAPPEAR...


(I found this stuff really funny. And also very ironic bause I fall under most of these catagories.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, Britt-Toe Doc

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from the Twilight saga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Dance Camp by MaggieBeth reviews
Bella is an amazing dancer, and gets spotted at a competition; she gets invited to a camp help in New York. What will happen when a certain auburn haired god is her teacher? R&R! Redoing chapters. In the middle of a 'make-over'...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face Down by twilight.foreverJB reviews
Bella comes to Forks before Edward and dates Mike Newton. He is abusive to her. When Edward comes is he able to save her from him. Will she be able to get over her new fear of guys and fall for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Put Together Again reviews
Jacob was left broken after Bella's final decision. But immediately a stranger comes into his life. Can she be the one to put Jacob's broken pieces back together again? Find out. My summary stinks but the story is alot better
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jacob - Complete