Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Fairy Tail, and Glee.
AmourXSexXetXYaoi here, it's a long name but i had no idea what to have for a penname but you can call me Van, YaoiGoddess, or perv, or deidei-chan, or perv . . . did i already mention that? O_o?
Age: depends what time of day it is -_-
Location: In my head, trust me you don't wanna go there, it's full of slash.
Hobbies: Reading manga and yaoi, drawing, watching movies, annoying people, being a perv. Oh yeah I also like to sleep, I have to sleep at least 10 hours or I can't function correctly but even then i'm still tired -_-"
Fav music: Anything, I prefer rock but I can listen to anything and like it
Fav song at the moment (changes all the time): "End of the world" by The Trax, "Stay with me (unlikely)" by CellDweller, "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls, "Hare Hare Yukai" the ending teme of The Melancholy of Haruhi, "Sin with a grin" by Shinedown, "Time warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, "Don't trust me" by 3 oh 3, "Tina" by Flyleaf and "If you could be anywhere" by the Feltbeats (which is actually Tom Felton's group, yeah Tom Felton actor who plays Draco Malfoy can sing . . . really well :D)
Fav books: The twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, the Darren Shan serie by Darren Shan, The vampire chronicle by Anne rice, and Harry potter by J.K. Rowling.
Fav movies: Lots!
Fav manga: Naruto, D. Gray man, Vampire knight, Goong, Full metal alchemist and bleach. There are others but i'm too lazy to write them down (oh yeah i forgot i'm a very lazy person too).
Fav characters: Draco Malfoy (he's hott!! XD), Sasuke Uchiha (he's sex on legs), Neji Hyuuga (he's a hot nods knowingly), Ulqiorra (hot), Kanda (smexy), Allen (cute), Jiraiya (he's my mentor), Lee (and all his youthfulness), Kaname (smexy vampire), Zero (smexy vampire in denial), Nell (she's just soooo cute), Gaara (cute), Deidara (coz he's me if i was blond and a man but we can always question his gender), and a hell of a lot more.
Fav Musical: AVPM! (A very potter musical) Everyone should watch it! It's awesomeness at it's best :D
PS: here is the link to the "guild" I joined, anyone who likes or wants to read Fairytail fictions are welcomed here:
so please join to help increase the fairytail fandom!
PPS: In my fic "Happily ever after", I mentioned a 1970 orange mustang and a video with a stripping Sasuke dancing to the song "I touch myself" by the Divinyls and so here are the links:
the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQDUIF56uZ0
(Good stuff starts at 1:29)
!!: I just got an anonymous review for my story "Café de l'amour" and the person asked me if there was a reason why I don't use quotation marks in my fics. The answer is: I do. Just they aren't the american quotation marks (" ") but the french ones (>) and the simple reason is because my computer is french and the program I use to write my fics is in french (I got open office in french). Besides . . . i'm just too lazy to change the quotation marks from french to english.
Mission: Team Bonding and a Yaoi Writer
A Very Good Valentine's day
The Way Things Go
To See or Not To See, That Is the Question
How Sasuke Found Out He Was Gay
If You Still Care, Don't Ever Let Me Know
A little bit of happiness
Fuck you Malfoy
Stranger in the train
Café de L'Amour
Happily Ever After
The Natural order of things
Dream or Reality
Loose lip concoctions
Wishes for the Future
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. (interior perv says: yes rock bottom muahahahahahaha eyebrow wiggle)
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Found it on someone's profile and i thought it was hilarious.
If and i probably would do it if given the chance, i'd do 3, 6, 7, 10, 11, 16, 17, 18 and i'd definitely do 19. I swear i'll do number 19 to my kids on day and then record their expressions and then laugh my ass off!! XD
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
( page 13. sasuke regarde le pont avec le nom de naruto. c'est juste trop beau xD il se rappelle de lui et ya un sourir. oooonh :D )
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD
this is so frickin' true. XD
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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