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Joined 09-20-08, id: 1698023, Profile Updated: 07-14-10
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.

Hullo.

my name is kit: short, sweet and easy to remember (...i will never show my true name :D)

私の名前はキットである: 短く、甘く覚えること容易(…私は決して私の本当の名前を示さない :D)

never ask a lady about her age ;)

very passionate about everything i do and make.
in the early mornings you may find me sitting down looking out towards the window
in the late afternoons and at midnight you can find me
reading an interesting book with a warm coffee by my side
books for me, are very importnant
as well for the authors. you get into their books, and you know all about their mind
i, for a pessimist, am quite optimistic
music is my therapist and will never let me down
i quite fancy gael garcia bernal and jake gyllenhaal and jude law
i enjoy the piano and the acoustic guitar
rock me to sleep and im yours to keep
my mind can be very distant at times
so i can be very off centered in a conversation
tell me your life and ill show you mine
heath,heath,heath,heath,heath.

books= life.

anne frank harry potter a little class on murder honeymoon with murder death on demand interview with a vampire the vampire lestat the queen of the dammed vampires: the greatest stories play to the angel series of unfortunate events how to kill a mockingbird for one more day the five people you meet in heaven the shining tuesdays with morrie charlotte's web lisey's stoy salem's lot portrait in sepia spiderman: the novel like water for chocolate eva luna city of the dammned dracula sadako and the thousand paper cranes the secret school beware, princess elizabeth eva moves the furniture the green mile the almost moon the lovely bones.

NOW FOR SOME QUOTES FROM MY LIFE LOL.

Tiger Lily: you see this fish? it costs 2.99

Porcelain Ballerina: so?

Tiger Lily: so you cant have it.

Porcelain Ballerina: good i dont want it

Tiger Lily: well it wont fit in your big animal!!

Porcelain Ballerina: excuse me!!

Tiger Lily: You know, I really like spending time with you

Porcelain Ballerina: Wait, let me just finish this race. Im in this little shiny red car with the number one on it

Porcelain Ballerina: The dance party's at 10:00

Tiger Lily: huh

Porcelain Ballerina: I don't wanna go

Tiger Lily: I don't gas in me

Porcelain Ballerina: o.O

and if you really want to go to some very good authors with an excellent style in writing

here you are!! they really keep you interested :D

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1871685/Nezzy_Rat

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4848588/1/A_Psychic_amongst_Gotham_Psychos

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1247882/J-Horror_Girl

Now this person can really write. its like he is Heath Ledger's Joker himself. its sooooo beautifully written. Very much like the DK Joker. Please read and review his stories!! You won't regret it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1870998/love-kills

this woman is truly amazing. she has a gift to write her plots so smoothly, i recomend her deathnote fanfic. for all you DN fans out there :D its truly quite original :D

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/229017/Grace_Dark

Oh in all that is holy!! this is my favorite writer yet! she drags you into the stories and you can feel the powerful connection between the characters and her gift is all into staying in persona! Her Joker and Harley Quinn is the shit! Oh and she has five cats, she's amazing! GO READ HER JOKERXHARLEY STORIES NOW!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/343423/Madame_Estrella

Playlist:

Phenomena by the Yeah Yeahs

My Hero (Electronic Remix) by Paramore

Come Closer Together by Nine Inch Nails & the Beatles

Redlight District by Porcelain and the Tramps

Cities in Dust by Siouxsie and the Banshees

Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Ava Adore by The Smashing Pumpkins

Sealings by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Drug Like by Action Action

The Hand that Feed by Nine Inch Nails

Eyes on Fire by Blue Foundation

Christine by Siouxsie and the Banshees

Map of the Problematique by Muse

Let the Flames Begin by Paramore

Butterfly (Come my Lady) by Crazy Town

Let's Break Hearts for Laughs by I Haunt Wizards

Emergency by Paramore

Agent of Chaos by Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard

Stuck on You by Paramore

Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks by Panic at the Disco

Smile Like You Mean it by the Killers

I Promise You Walls by Shiny Toy Guns

Black Rose Dying by Blessthefall

Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Brand New Key. Rasputina

Waking Up: Lovecats. The Cure

First Day At School: Jesus Christ. Brand New

Falling In Love: Vampire Aids. I Haunt Wizards o...ka..y...??

Fight Song: For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic. Paramore

Breaking Up: Battle Royale. Does it Offend you, yeah? lol.

Prom night: Along came Polly. I Haunt Wizards D:

Life: A Message to the Unknown. Blessthefall

Mental Breakdown: Somewhere Only We Know. Keane

Driving: Midnight Show. The Killers

Flashback: Fascination Street. The Cure

Getting back together: My Hero. Paramore :D

Wedding: The Interview. AFI (how depressing)

Birth of Child: And I Thought My Jokes Were Bad. Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard (wtf!! lol.)

Final Battle: Sealings. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Funeral Song:Untouched. the Veronicas

Final Credits: Art Star. Yeah Yeah Yeahs


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The Raben Project by The Agent X reviews
The Raven/Robin Project. A rewrite of the series using moments from the show. Teen Titans as it was truly meant to be. Rae/Rob. Obviously. Aftershock II: Robin. Raven. The calm in the storm.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Raven, Robin]
The Shinigami Wager by The Grey Ghoul reviews
Three shinigami make a bet. Their 'horses' live in Gotham City. One is a devout Christian. Another is a teen ready to kill his classmates. The third is a Joker fan, knows Batman's true identity and holds him hostage. Batman needs help from Neito - Near
Crossover - Death Note & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Near, Bruce W./Batman
Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 276,128 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Group Therapy Sessions by Beckoning.Disaster reviews
The Joker thinks that group therapy is brilliantly fun, despite the others claims of it being the worst part of their villainy lives. Can they survive his randomness? UPDATED: Now with Good Guy Therapy! Beware of doughnuts.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker, S. Kyle
Crime Doesn't Take A Vacation by Miss Interrogative reviews
...or does it? All good villains need a vacation! The Joker, Harvey Dent, and Jonathan Crane take a spectacular trip to Gotham's finest resort. Bad things ensue...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,145 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Me & My Old Lady by Madame Estrella reviews
Why won't you let me help you?" She pleaded reaching out to him in every way. "You can't save me, Harley."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,387 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
My best friend, my brother's enemy, and I love him by twilightprincess219 reviews
How does one choose between their brother, and their best friend? Well, its not easy I'll tell you that. Especially when their best friend is starting to become more......OCxLight Slight OCxMatsuda in later chapters. R&R please!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,512 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Light Y.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Thrown in all directions by AesSedia reviews
Two years later, Kim still has not looked up at the mansion that hides the dark secret of the man she loves... after a trip home from college, kim starts to believe that she is seeing him... is it really edward? Or is it just the delusion of a girl in lov
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
All the World’s a Stage: Wanna hear a Joke? by Nezzy Crazy Plots Inc reviews
Lies, lies, and more lies. What's worse than two people knowing the whole truth of pathological liars? Those two people, a nice young couple, revealing the whole truth. And making parodies about their lives. -Chap 27 up- "I kissed my bro and I liked it"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,444 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Myself by Lion8520 reviews
Katrick! It's set just after the end of the movie. Ch. 3 up now! Ch. 3 is about K and P making music! No, that is not a euphemism. Katarina X Patrick. Formerly "Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Either." The story title has to do with the activities of Ch. 1.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Beyond Birthday: Beyond the Limit: Beyond LLawliet by Author of Scifi reviews
If you can't play the game...then you're just a loser. BB... Beyond Birthday... he was never dead. Now he rises once again to assert his superiourity over L. Based on Death Note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases L is After Beyond Birthday
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - BB, Near - Complete
Death Note AD by laydee-jiraya reviews
Light discovers L's real name, and they wind up making out, after a revealing conversation. Their new feelings for each other change rapidly, however, when Light's memories of being Kira return.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
A Very Good Neighbor by seditionary reviews
Rita is a little bit of an ugly duckling, a lonely teen, but her new neighbor proves to be very interested in her. How was she to know he would become the most wanted man in Gotham? OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
Sincerity by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Joker vs Sweeney Todd by 92monkeys reviews
Gotham City's worst criminal and the Demon Barber of Fleet Street face off...who will win? Response to a request by polskipiwo on the LJ Batman Kink Meme.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Joker, Sweeney T. - Complete
To Break a Mind by EmperorJoker09 reviews
Joker and Harley. It's truly quite simple to break a mind, especially when you have such a willing participant. Read how Joker uses his own dark tricks to snap Harley's already brittle mind. Setting: Arkham Asylum Dark/Angst/Romance
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,925 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Death's Last Kiss by Kendra Luehr reviews
The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Till Death do us part by duster17 reviews
This is my version of how the movie should have ended. this is my first fan fic Be nice
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Phone Call by Alex Snape reviews
Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Alchemist, The Plant, and The Detective by Legato Deathscythe reviews
They told him his life before the dark halls of Arkham was a lie. The only solice he had was in the maddness of the Rouges, and the faith of a plant.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Pamela I., Edward E. - Complete
Under the Moonlight by Black Lumina Enchantress reviews
OneShot. Set a few months after the movie, Louis is eager to start his new life with Lyla and Evan. Louis and Lyla spend a few special and intimate moments together, for the first time in ten years
August Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Sunrise by Altocat reviews
The Joker and Harley share a brief moment of peace ...Reviews Appreciated
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/5/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
I'll be Seeing You by HouseKeeper13 reviews
Ennis and Jack meet in the afterlife. Some fluff. Slash: Ennis/Jack.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Harley's Woes, Joker Sews by Sygmanthias reviews
Harley is fed up...and The Joker is absolutely clueless.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Bittersweet by MK08 reviews
How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Prepare Yourself by harlequin90 reviews
Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Mad Love: Beauty and the Butchered by Alfsigesey reviews
This is my Nolanized retelling of the '94 Comic storyline, of how The Joker seduced his psychiatrist, the lovely and utterly demented Harley Quinn. Joker/Harley with a little Batman/Catwoman thrown in. Because at this point, why the hell not?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Hades and Persephone by Harlequin Sequins reviews
She ventured into the undying realm of bedlam driven by an unseen force, but she did not reflect upon the gravity of her willingness to obey.The Joker as Hades and Harleen Quinzel as Persephone.Warning: Metaphorical; not to be taken literally.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Between closed doors by WatchTheWorldBurn reviews
‘Everyone sees The Joker laugh, only Harley sees him cry’ a quote from Arleen Sorkin that seems to summarize this fanfiction just right!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Magic Tricks by QuillsandValium reviews
Harry PotterBatman xover! Harry Potter is kidnapped by the Joker, need I say more? Who will save the boy-who-lived? Find out next time; same time, same place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P., Joker
Laugh It Up by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
HarryPotterBtAS crossover. Sequel to HUMOR ME. The Weasley twins played a prank on the wrong criminal. Now the Joker's out for the last laugh. . . And maybe a few goodies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
Humor Me by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Fred W., Joker - Complete
Snow by markmark261 reviews
A stranger tells Clark Kent what Smallville would have been like if Clark had never arrived there.
Crossover - Smallville & Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lex L., Edward - Complete
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Breathe Harley, it's all just a joke reviews
Why would a psychopath clown be interested in a talented gymnast? Why, by the tricks she could have under her sleeve! So begins a Gymnast fixation to die for. Young Harley/TDK Joker mixed w/BTAS Joker. Different Origin of the infamous Harley Quinn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Joker, J. Gordon
Stuck On You 'till The End of Time reviews
This is a story about me: Alice Roulette. I meet the golden boy of Hogwarts: cedric diggory. i learned one thing, you should never judge a book by it's cover. No matter how beautiful it might be. GOF setting : take a peek Cedric/ possible OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Cedric D.