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Joined 09-20-08, id: 1698101, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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CULLEN VZ: THE BIG BAD CAMPING TRIP by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
SEQUEL TO ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISATERS! THE CULLENS GO CAMPING WITH SOME REALLY BAD RESULTS. 7 VAMPIRES 1 HUMAN NATURE ALCOHOL FIRES SUPERHEROS MYTHICAL CREATURES INTERNET BLOGGING/IM? OOOOOH NOOOOOO! R&R FUNNY! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
CULLENZ VZ: ONE NIGHT TWO TEAMS MANY DISASTERS by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
CULLEN BOYS VZ CULLEN GIRLS. TRICKS TRAPS AND TRIALS. EVERYTHING GOES. KIDNAPPING, WEREWOLVES AND DARES!EVEN SOME VERY GAY OUTCOMES! Nothing to serious all for fun! PLEASE R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Chance by OhMyWord reviews
“If you had to stop traveling, where would you set down roots?” He tilted his head to one side and looked at me thoughtfully. After a while he said, “here, I think.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reverse Psychology by di14 reviews
One Shot.During New Moon.Edward tells Bella he and his family are going to leave,Bella doesn't react as expected...Rated M for language...and such...Very very short!No flaming!Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Bella passes her history sa reviews
bella needs help on her civil war paper. hpw better to ask then some one how was in the war. this is a bad story i have no talent in writing but i was really bord but pleas read & revewi just to be nice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Licks A Poll reviews
the title explains it. WARNING: may lose IQ points if you read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Emmett, Jasper