Eddie and Alex
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Joined 09-20-08, id: 1698116, Profile Updated: 02-12-11
Author has written 25 stories for Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, and Bleach.

Hello people that are reading this right now

Eddie

Ello mate. Tis Eddie. I only have a few things i like. I like Demyx, Axel, Roxas, Zexion, and pie/cake. Eddie is not my real name, Eden is, but Eddie is my nick name. I'm not a big updater on fics so any twilight fics will only be updated when i have the brain power to write it (Alex: I won't be helping her on those). Oh and I'M A GIRL!! Not a guy, even though Eddie is a guy name. So no calling me guy, please. Also, my catch phrases are: Holly Sitar, I like pi 3.14, Cat=X. I am mistaken for a guy, even in the real world, so don't beat yourself up if you thought i was a guy untill you read this. Oh yeah, I'm only in Middle school.

I've been told that my poems are deep and amazing. I don't really understand why, though. I think my writing is crap compared to my brothers. Oh, well, what can you ask from a young teenaged girl?

Now for Alex's side

Hi. This is Alex. As a note, Eddie will be writing most of the stories. I'm just the idea guy. Except "A New Breed", which is my own style, with Eddie's ideas. I'm currently enrolled in college and don't have time to write a lot, so updates are sporatic at best. (Eddie: STOP USING BIG WORDS!) Right...well, my favorite characters are Axel (KH), Alice (Twilight), Zack Fair (Crisis Core) and Dr. House. Why? Because Axel has my obsession with fire, Alice is difficult not to like, Zack Fair because Zack is amazing! (and managed to get his own game even though he's dead) and House is...House.

I have stopped writing, so as a farewell: I will not miss you, fore I have a life. I still love you though, and all you have given me. :)


Kuramu-Sensei

(Koo-RAH-moo Sin-say)

Kuramu is our Mary-Sue, editor, and schizophrenic alter ego. Her name is derived from the Japanese pronunciation of our last name. She basically plays the part of any friends who help with the fanfic, that don't really want their names mentioned...*cough* Kuramu takes on the characteristics of one of Alex's original characters: violet eyes, white hair, pale skin, and the agility of a ninja.


Ren-Chan & Con-Chan

They're twins and ready to kill for a story to be written. During the time that Eddie was dating the guy who didn't want her to write Fanfictions, they almost killed her. XP


AND NOW! PRESENTING HER FIRST TUTORIAL: Namine and How to Avoid Yaoi-Fangirls and Slash Pairings

1. Be ugly (Lexaeus: is hiding from Zexion)

2. Be a womanizer (Miroku: No… Avoids Inuyasha’s love attack)

3. Be boring (Vexen: gets groped by Marluxia)

4. Be old (Xigbar: Xemnas!! Xemnas is hugging him)

5. Have girlfriend/wife (Harry Potter: Ginny, I’m sorry…is molested by Malfoy and Snape)

6. Be a lesser character (Hayner: receives love letter from Pence)

7. Be mortal enemies (Cloud and Sephiroth: put down swords then write notes of undying affection to each other)

8. Be unemotional (Axel: You haven’t read much yaoi, have you? Roxas: makes kissy noises)

9. Be bald (Rude: is tackled by Reno)

10. Be really, really, really in love with yourself (Tamaki: Kyouya…AHHH! is dragged away by Kyouya)

11. Be an upstanding member of the law (L Lawliet: Help? is chained to Light)

12. Have a hideous scar (Mello: Matt? Near? What the hell? runs for life)

13. Be a master criminal (Axel: You REALLY haven’t read yaoi much, have you? Demyx: glomps onto Axel)

14. Be dead (Zack Fair: Nope, didn’t work. sigh Cloud? Will you please let go of my pants? Cloud: snuggle)

15. Be a girl if all else falls! (Namine: And this ends my how to avoid yaoi fan-girls. The guys: IT DIDN’T WORK!!)


If you have time, could you read this fanfiction? I helped write it, and my friend would really love some replys filled with love.

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Don't Lie by aikoflutist247 reviews
AU How long can you deny that you're in love? How long can you lie about it? Joy experiences this as she attends Twilight High Boarding School. RoxasOC Other Minor Pairings Inside RomanceHumorDrama
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,221 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Roxas - Complete
The Parody Shack by BasketOfKittens reviews
Ever get tired of reading the same story idea, over and over? Read this parody and make fun of those losers! First up: Unpopular!Emo!Sora vs Cheerleader!Kairi. Second chapter: Why is everyone a vampire? Are you Team: Kairi or Team: Riku?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008
Another Day by xStillxInxLovex reviews
For years Roxas’s parents have been setting him up with rich girls, but they’ve all been mean, or just not right for Roxas. Another girl comes along, and she's nice, but Roxas may be more interested in her brother, and he may not even know it… AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,420 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy KH Characters by soraroxas365 reviews
Yes I know I didn't do Namine's but I'm lazy. Hope you ENJOY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Happy Anniversary by EmoRikuKH reviews
Story about Riku and Sora's 5th Anniversary. I don't own ANYTHING!. Sora and Riku are owned by square enix.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Till Death Due Us Part by EmoRikuKH reviews
Axel passes away... Will Roxas ever be able to love again?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
If This Cat Could Talk by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Axel’s therapist suggests that he get a cat to help him get over an accident involving his little brother’s best friend. It doesn’t take him long to realize that strange things are afoot, however…COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,277 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
For a Change by Jyo-Chan reviews
He had always led the normal teenager life. He had good friends, a good family, good grades and a good school. But when you suddenly add in an unknown factor, everything changes. For better or for worse. Axel x Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,604 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Face Down by XxcloudsgirlxX reviews
Roxas is your average Emo highschooler with an average life, that is, until he meets the spunky Axel! How will he deal with this oh so happy new kid? AkuRoku. Yaoi. Extreme OOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cabaret by trapt-tage reviews
A collection of oneshots that make up the AxelxZexion claim at LJ's 30kisses comm. Potential spoilers for KHII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Zexion, Axel - Complete
the Value of our Worth by Windel reviews
Kingdom Hearts fic. Sora, Donald and Goofy may not know it, but there´s someone who has a very speciall role in their quest for King Mickey and defeating the Heartless.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002
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Back In My Life reviews
Roxas lost the love of his life because Axel didn't want to hurt him. What happens when Axel sings the song he wrote during music class about little Roxy? Will they get back together or is it just another one of the blondes hopeful fantasies?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Random Summer Dance reviews
The Nobodies Are off to another dance! Note: This fanfiction is in a script format. This is also a sequal to our other fanfic called 'Valentines Day' For AkuRoku Day. I posted it early
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Batteries Not Included
Namine always wandered what was next to come. Did she ever suspect what ended up happening. Nobodies never do. So is that why they're back? Read and find out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naminé
Surfer Boyz reviews
Roxas is a surfer but then is forced to move away from destiny islands. He meets Axel and becomes friends. Roxas invites Axel to a sleepover, but the sleepover doesn’t go as Roxas had planned. Next chapter in the makings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Roxas, Axel
The Present reviews
Axel gets a surprise birthday present from his brother, and he's not sure what to make of it. This is slash. Ye be warned. -After one year of hiatus: We're back!-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Eddie the Keyblader
Continuation of "Alex interviews for the organization". This time around Eddie has an even more evil plan. Read to find out what this mini-lawer will do this time!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 7/1/2010
The List reviews
A list of one-shots, usually song-fics. Randomness from the authors Eddie and Alex. Alex: no, I will not take part in this! Minus one author, then. Read if you want to laugh or simply stare at the crazy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Axel
Sora Finds Roxas reviews
Having defeated the heartless, the Destiny Island trio are looking for adventure when they find Roxas on Twilight Beach. And he can dance? Rarely ever updated.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Kingdom High reviews
Sora is a scholarship student at Kingdom High. In a blur of tournaments, new friends, and school rivalry, Sora wonders when he'll ever have time to do his homework. bit OOC, bit crossover with Final Fantasy in the subplots. And...Fencing!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sora
Ikkaku's Hairbrush reviews
If you have ever seen Veggie Tales, even if it was years ago, you may remember the skit about a certain Hairbrush. We, of Eddie and Alex, felt the need to recreate this amusing scene with our favorite bald shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Ikkaku M. - Complete
A New Breed reviews
Harry Potter and gang have just returned to Hogwarts. What do vampires, keyblades, and evil Dark Lords have in common? Cross over with Kingdom Hearts/Twlight/House M.D. Note: Minor OOC and possible cursing. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Twilight Times reviews
A newspaper the Twilight Town has been without for many years now, so a certain Author Eddie will be the editor and chief of said news paper. Some Nobodies have also decided to help out. But, Sora came and killed all of the Nobodies. We are very sorry.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Axel's Blog reviews
Axel wonders if he really should stay with his 'friends'. His Ex tries to come back into his life. He tells... Slight AkuDemy. Main pair AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Time Passes reviews
There's a new kid in town. How will her coming effect Hayner? Will Hayner ever forgive Roxas? Find out in this strange drama. No parings as of yet.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Roxas
Goodnight, Marluxia
Set between CoM and KH2. Demyx's reaction to the outcome of CoM. Songfic to "Goodnight Elizabeth" by Counting Crows. Warning: sappy, sad, OOC Demyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Marluxia, Demyx - Complete
alex interveiws for the organization reviews
When one fanboy decides to join the Organization, what's the worst that could happen? Note, for information on Alex, Eddie, and possibly Kuramu, please see profile Warnings: kidnap and massive OOC-ness Now with Epilogue
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Axel - Complete
found at last reviews
i was found by the perfect family. and i might be loved at last. ALL HUMAN! Note: there is jokes in here that you may not get if you don't know about kingdom hearts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008
Welcome to the Organization reviews
A look at what might have happened when Roxas joined the Organization. Warning: Hyper Demyx, crazy Axel, and weird Nobodies everywhere TWOSHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Roxas - Complete
Ouran Host Basket reviews
Sequel to Organization Host Club. Tamaki is still being influenced by Renge. And now the Host Club presents....Told in Haruhi's POV. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Organization Host Club reviews
Tamaki has been hanging around Renge too much and now, the Host Club is forced to cosplay as... told in Haruhi's POV ONESHOT
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
forever dead reviews
the last thing i expected was to fall in love with a living human. All in eds view
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward
Valentine's Day reviews
When two authors decide that certain Nobodies have been oblivious long enough, they plot to get them together. Warning: Contains mild cuteness and adorable Zexion aka OOC As an added note, this is in script form, meaning basically all dialogue.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
As the Worlds Turn
When people start moving into the small Twilight Town, Roxas and his friends can barely keep up with all the drama. Let alone the bad jokes! AU with OOC-ness crossover with some Final Fantasy games
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Roxas
things not to tell roxas reviews
when 1 author has roxas remember a memory of something namine says/sings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Roxas - Complete
A little cybernetic town reviews
When two authors are allowed to change whatever they want, the first meeting of Axel and Roxas takes a strange twist.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete