MindBottled
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Joined 09-21-08, id: 1698285, Profile Updated: 07-13-14
Author has written 25 stories for Mario, Twilight, Misc. Games, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Peter Pan, Inception, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Kim Possible, iCarly, Legend of Zelda, Degrassi, Big Bang Theory, Pretty in Pink, Final Fantasy X, Scott Pilgrim, and Roswell.

About the Writer:

I’m a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude - Tropic Thunder

I like crack ships. I have no qualms if you think the pairings I choose are uncommon, weird, or dysfunctional, because really, they probably are. It’s not to say I mind vanilla shipping, I don’t, I just find (un)common ships… fascinating. They make you look at characters in new and unexpected ways, where they delve into the flaws of our protagonists and the heart of our villains.

I am a sloth about updating. If you want to know if I’m still working on a fic, if I plan on continuing a one-shot, or what story I’ve shuttered far off in a corner for the time being, feel free to send me a PM and ask me, I promise I’ll reply.

If you’re looking for some grandiose, exquisitely written story or something veering more into the risqué category, well, you’re probably in the wrong place. Other than that, feel free to browse and carouse through my ficlets!

Current Update:

A new story has been posted! I’m still working on a one-shot, one that seems to love spiting me. Every time I think I make progress on it, I end up straight back at square one. Alas, such is my lot.

Current Song of Inspiration:

The Draw by Bastille

Finished Works:

Because You Asked, Final Sunrise, To Sway A Heart, Eying Alice, A Mother Should Always Return Home, Coffee Flavored Scotch, No Promises, A Moment's Beauty, A Stolen Moment, Of Foxes And Trout, iGet Blackmailed, As The Scarlet Wind Blows, Back Alley Sinners, Of Love And Coffee, Who We Are Is Not Who We've Been With, iRueYou, Spectral Eyes, Dour Smiles, To Behold The Night, Cliche, iFarewell, Saints And Sinners, Service With A Smile, Blink

Ongoing Works:

What Promise?

Hiatus Works:

Chasing Stardust

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Blink
Life can be altered in the span of a second; time can be rewritten in another.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Liz P., Michael G. - Complete
What Promise? reviews
If Dave thought he could just pretend that little incident at the bistro never happened, he was in for a rude awakening. Continuation of No Promises
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Dave S., Drake Stone
Service With A Smile reviews
Some days, all it takes is a simple request to cause things to spiral out of control.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Matthew P., Kim P. - Complete
Saints And Sinners reviews
In life, when it comes to matters of the heart, things seldom make sense.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Dave S., Drake Stone - Complete
iFarewell reviews
An unfortunate fact of life is that what we want isn't something we can obtain.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Carly S., Nevel P. - Complete
Cliche reviews
Fairytale endings were always such a cliche.
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
To Behold The Night
Those who walk the path of destiny cannot afford to dream, even as a child.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bahamut, Yuna - Complete
Spectral Eyes, Dour Smiles reviews
All that was left was crumbling debris and broken dreams.
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
iRueYou reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is a single kiss to make the universe stop. Other times, all it takes is one kiss to make the universe come crashing down.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Carly S., Nevel P. - Complete
Who We Are Is Not Who We've Been With reviews
Because two has always been better than one and misery certainly loved company.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Penny, Rajesh K. - Complete
Of Love And Coffee reviews
A certain Forger plays a prank on an Architect that backfires or does it?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Eames, Ariadne - Complete
Back Alley Sinners reviews
Feeling betrayed can often lead to some rather impetuous decisions.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Clare E., Owen M. - Complete
As The Scarlet Wind Blows
He was Ganondorf Dragmire, King of the Gerudo, Ruler of the Deserts, and he sought vengeance.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ganondorf - Complete
iGet Blackmailed reviews
Nevel was never one to play fair, especially in matters that concerned a certain Carly Shay.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Carly S., Nevel P. - Complete
Of Foxes And Trout reviews
Kim mentally listed all of his faults, ticking each one of them off on her fingers: He was rude, arrogant, irresponsible, and completely narcissistic. Kim/Junior
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kim P., The Seniors: Señor Senior, Senior and Junior - Complete
A Stolen Moment reviews
Unlike Iracebeth, Ilosovic Stayne could not be fooled by a few words of flattery and a pleasant smile. That's why when the newest addition of the court called herself Um, he failed to her believe for even an instant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
A Moment's Beauty reviews
He sighed as he opened his eyes, casting his gaze upon the next doll. It was upon seeing it, that his breath hitched in his throat. Though the features were roughly carved out of wood, he daresay the figurine looked almost angelic. One-sided Geno/Peach
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Geno, Peach - Complete
No Promises reviews
Dave briefly wondered which was more embarrassing: talking to yourself in public while wearing wet jeans or having lunch with a guy who wore eyeliner and purple leather.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dave S., Drake Stone - Complete
Coffee Flavored Scotch reviews
She was like a cup of coffee after a hangover; strong enough to put you back together, but casual enough to brush off as an everyday ritual and not the necessity that it, in fact, was.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Eames, Ariadne - Complete
A Mother Should Always Return Home reviews
He had to steal her, didn't she see that? If she stayed, she would grow up and forget all about him, while he would never be able to forget her.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
Eying Alice reviews
The first time he struck the fiend's eye, it was to help Alice escape. When he struck again, it was to gain the advantage in battle and end the wretch's life. But the third time, he missed.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
To Sway A Heart reviews
She was an oddity, a strange and wonderful mistake, of that Ilosovic Stayne was certain.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Because You Asked
Brenna spends most of her nights guarding the campsite thanks to a certain decaying magician. What happens when personalities collide over the campfire?
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Chasing Stardust reviews
When Bowser steals the Star Rod he sets off a chain of events that not only plague Star Haven, but Star Road as well. What happens when Peach finds herself in the middle of all this chaos? Possible Geno/Peach pairing in later chapters.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Peach
Final Sunrise reviews
The sunrise is quite beautiful at La Push, especially when one knows it's the last light they'll ever see. Warning! Contains character death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete